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democrats, who support liberals, liberals believe in the theory of evolution, that means they think they evolved from apes, for this reason they support gays, I guess it goes back in their gene pool, since they were not created by God, they don't believe religion of any kind should be in public life, they support no prayer in school, they believe that a doctor has the right to kill babies, that's now, they may raise the age limit at a later date, who knows they may go as high as three year olds, since they have no moral character ( except during elections) they see the need to teach our school children sex education, along with it's cool to be gay included in this lecture, even starting at kindergarten. They want to take away our guns and Bibles from us, so we can't disagree with them . Republicans are just the opposite

DukeofDixie, Yahoo Answers 56 Comments [7/3/2009 9:03:03 PM]
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dpareja

Word salad.

7/3/2009 9:11:46 PM

Canadia

Oh look, an idiot trying to demonize his opponents with lies and appeals to the emotions of his audience. *yawn*

7/3/2009 9:32:04 PM



Wait did dixieboy just say that anyone who disagrees with him politically wasn't created by God? Isn't that contradicting his own bloody religion? Just another way of making themselves feel superior I suppose.

7/3/2009 9:37:26 PM

The Watcher

Not one word of that is true.

7/3/2009 9:41:01 PM

Thejebusfire

since they were not created by God,

I thought everything was created by god.

they believe that a doctor has the right to kill babies

As opposed to Christians who think it's okay to shoot anyone who disagrees with them?

who knows they may go as high as three year olds,
Proof please.

they see the need to teach our school children sex education
Abstence doesn't work, just look at Bristol Palin.

along with it's cool to be gay included in this lecture

There is nothing wrong with homosexuals.

They want to take away our guns and Bibles from us
"They" want to do no such thing.

7/3/2009 10:04:44 PM

atrasicarius

On the other hand, liberals know where periods go.

7/3/2009 10:06:14 PM

aaa

I find it very hard to take this idiot seriously.

7/3/2009 10:06:30 PM

katie5000

"since they [liberals/democrats] have no moral character (except during elections)"

touche, my Republican friend, touche.

7/3/2009 10:31:06 PM

Dio Fa

Holy fucking run-on sentence, Batman!

7/3/2009 10:33:13 PM

Clown

Behold, the mighty triceratops!
Dude, it's a cow...

Did it hurt to pull so much lies and demonizer dust out of your ass?

Also, dehumanising your opponent- AUTOFAIL!

7/3/2009 10:39:08 PM

Horsefeathers

"liberals believe in the theory of evolution, that means they think they evolved from apes,"

No, we know we evolved from ape-like ancestors because of this neat-o invention called "science". Perhaps you've heard of it?

"for this reason they support gays,"

Wow. That's one hell of a non sequitur.

"I guess it goes back in their gene pool, since they were not created by God,"

From what I can tell, neither were you.

"they don't believe religion of any kind should be in public life,"

Wasn't it Jesus who told you to pray in a closet? If I recall correctly, he seemed to have been making a point that those who profess piety are those who lack it most.

"they support no prayer in school,"

Fine. We'll have prayer in school. Now, whose prayer shall we start with? And I don't want to hear any bitching from you when the Prayer to Satan starts from the Church of Satan members.

"they believe that a doctor has the right to kill babies,"

I believe they have the right to perform medically sanctioned and ethically correct medical procedures when necessary to save a life. I also believe they can perform a chosen procedure at the request of their patient who is in full control of what happens to her own body.

"that's now, they may raise the age limit at a later date, who knows they may go as high as three year olds,"

And you'd think such a thing, why?

"since they have no moral character ( except during elections)"

I'd put my morals up against those found in your Holy Book of Horrors any day.

"they see the need to teach our school children sex education,"

Oh, goodness! That's just terrible that a child of appropriate age should be familiar with sex and its consequences.

For shame.

"along with it's cool to be gay included in this lecture, even starting at kindergarten."

Teaching tolerance of diversity is not teaching that it's "cool to be gay".

And congratulations on finding the period key.

"They want to take away our guns and Bibles from us,"

Keep your Bibles. But yes, give someone else your guns. You people are dangerous enough as it is.

"so we can't disagree with them ."

Ah, I see. You need guns to disagree with someone. See, civilized people simply say, "I disagree with your position" rather than shoot the poor bastard that doesn't believe exactly the same thing you do.

"Republicans are just the opposite"

I wouldn't go spreading that around if I were you. The Republicans have enough problems as it is.

7/3/2009 10:55:47 PM

Potentate Argyros

Oh for fuck sake do we need to deal with this bull shit?

7/3/2009 11:02:06 PM

JonnyTruant

Yup, Republicans are exactly the opposite. They like guns because it allows them to point them at people who disagree with them and shoot if they don't change their mind. They believe a woman should have no rights, and, in fact, think that burqas are a great idea. They not only think prayer in school is wonderful, but they think it's kind of muddled by all that book learnin' that takes time away from prayer. They think they were made from dust and put in control of all creation and fully have the right to destroy the earth and everything that lives on it.

See? We can take the most despicable extreme and completely, outrageously false characterization of a people and make shit up, too. Sadly, some of that isn't entirely false...

7/3/2009 11:03:06 PM

lolwut?

lolwut?

7/3/2009 11:28:24 PM

Porky Pine

Run! It's a army of strawmen!

7/3/2009 11:41:02 PM

Mr I Claudius

So much incoherence, this could be an extract from Palin's resignation speech.

7/3/2009 11:43:53 PM

agentCDE

One massive rambling run-on collision of fail.

7/4/2009 12:13:50 AM

werewolf

You mean your god didn't create everything? What are you, an atheist or something?

7/4/2009 12:25:16 AM

Drax

Fuck me, that's a long sentence.

7/4/2009 12:30:16 AM

Dexter

Really, this guy is funny as hell, I laughed my ass off, this guy should come forward as a cartoon character.

He nearly addressed everything I really hate about stupid republican America.

Oh... maybe I'm just a "god hating" liberal?

7/4/2009 12:48:38 AM

Lord X

"democrats, who support liberals, liberals believe in the theory of evolution, that means they think they evolved from apes, for this reason they support gays,"

And your logic already fails. Evolution has nothing to do with sexuality.

"since they were not created by God, they don't believe religion of any kind should be in public life, they support no prayer in school,"

Religion has no place in schools, workplaces, government, science, etc. Religious beliefs are completely irrelevant in schools and workplaces. Religion based government WILL lead to persecution based on race, religion, sex, sexuality, etc. Finally, religion tends to go against science.

Also, "religion of any kind" doesn't mean just Christianity, dumbass, it also includes Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Atheism and any other religion/belief.

"they believe that a doctor has the right to kill babies"

First, a fetus is not a baby. Second, many of us see it as a necessary alternative to the illegal street abortions that would happen if legal, controlled abortions were outright banned. Just because its illegal doesn't mean it goes away. Piracy is very much illegal, but you can still easily buy illegal copies of movies, TV shows, Mp3s, books, etc. I personally would much rather see a woman have an abortion in a clinic where they are using new, clean tools with minimal risk than in a back alley with used, dirty tools and a massive risk of dangerous infections and side effects.

Also, before the adoption argument, there are at least hundreds of orphans who will never find a good home because they aren't the ideal child that many potential adoptive parents are looking for. Adoption isn't a perfect institution dumbass.

"they may raise the age limit at a later date, who knows they may go as high as three year olds"

That, on the other hand, IS murder. Again, a fetus is not a baby. You'll be hard pressed to find a rational thinker of any political orientation that thinks infanticide is OK because abortion is OK.

Also, Citation fucking needed.

"since they have no moral character ( except during elections)"

Yet, our nation was created on non-theistic ideals as the founding fathers realized that a separation of church and state was necessary to ensure a moral standard. Morals are not related to religion and I'm pretty sure "Christian morals" go right out the window when idiots like you talk about how great something like the Tiller murder is.

"they see the need to teach our school children sex education"

This is because abstinence only doesn't work. Want proof? The school I graduated from is an abstinence only school and you know what probably came as a result of a lack of sex education? At least 6 girls in my graduating class alone were pregnant, only 1 of which was on purpose. Many more had STDs. With abstinence only, kids are being taught about how sex before marriage is terrible and nothing more. It doesn't give any warnings about unwanted pregnancy or STDs, nor any information about contraceptives. Kids aren't going to fucking care when you tell them something is bad without going into details. Instead of learning about sex from teachers who will give warnings about the dangers and ways of protecting themselves (which, believe it or not, includes abstinence), kids will learn about sex from their friends who won't say "She might have herpes, so its a good idea to make sure first," they're going to say "Dude, she's hot and I've heard that she fucks like a goddess!"

"along with it's cool to be gay included in this lecture"

Last I checked, sexuality wasn't part of anyone's required curriculum. Try learning about the school's curriculum before talking about what it is.

"even starting at kindergarten"

Citation so critically fucking needed.

"They want to take away our guns and Bibles from us, so we can't disagree with them"

Guns and bibles aren't required to voice your opinion. Incidentally, if you had a down-to-earth and rational reasoning, I would probably agree with you on gun control, but seeing as your reasoning is probably not thought out and is probably as paranoid as the people standing at the Wal-Mart sporting goods counter waiting for bullets to come off the truck for 2 hours....

"Republicans are just the opposite"

Yeah, you'll shoot who you disagree with!

7/4/2009 1:09:43 AM

spaceamoeba

...

...whut?

Oh yeah I support prayer in schools ( for any religion). As long as you keep it in your head and do it privately at the appropiate times.

Killing three year olds are you sick? You telling me if you were not a Christian you'd believe these things? O_o

Maybe it's sometimes a good thing these immoral without god people are Christians. Lesser of two "evils"

7/4/2009 1:51:10 AM

Mihangel apYrs

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MORON ON?!

The big book of fairy tales makes it clear we're ALL descended from A&E. If we're not then your sacred book is wrong - even by your insane standards

7/4/2009 1:59:21 AM

WMDKitty

Not so much that you disagree, just that your "disagreement" is vocal, obnoxious, often destructive to society as a whole, and even illegal. (bullying and harassment of others because of their <real or perceived> sexual orientation or gender identity is still illegal, as is assault for the same.)

7/4/2009 2:13:19 AM

Thundersqueaks

Of course, any Republican who accepts the ToE isn't a True Republican [TM].

7/4/2009 3:36:27 AM

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