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I respect other peoples beliefs, as a mature adult should. Ror example, if an Orthodox Jew believes that he can do no work on the Sabbath, including flipping a light switch, I respect his decision and his belief even though I do not share it.

I don't call him STUPID for believing what he believes, because only an immature, socially retarded, total dick would do such a thing.

[20 minutes later]

Why are you all such emotionally autistic, socially retarded, bitter and nasty misfits? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Were you all nerds who got towels snapped at them in gym class and are still pissed off about it? Granted it's hard to believe in a kind and loving God when bullies take your lunch money and girls (there doesn't seem to be many female atheists - except for some lesbian Goths) tell you they just want to be friends.

Does atheism lie somewhere on the autistic scale next to Aspergers? If not why are you incapable of simple polite social interaction? Autism is a mostly male thing and so is atheism, perhaps there is a connection?

Are you mostly gays who are really just pissed off at the Abrahamic religions for condemning homosexuality? That would explain Gore Vidal, Arthur C CLarke, etc.

[He goes on for 5 more paragraphs]

andyet, Pharyngula 72 Comments [8/2/2009 4:56:35 PM]
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Orestes

I guess tolerance is only cool when someone believes in a sky daddy, eh?

8/2/2009 5:03:27 PM

Mortok

Die in a fire, douchenozzle.

8/2/2009 5:05:00 PM

evilred

As a fully mentally functioning,straight, female atheist I formally invite you to go fuck yourself. :D

8/2/2009 5:05:39 PM

Narwhalman

And they'll know your a Christian by your love eh?

8/2/2009 5:09:57 PM

EllwyenDarwin

FOADIAF douchenozzle.

8/2/2009 5:17:18 PM

Thejebusfire

I respect other peoples beliefs, as a mature adult should.

Unless their atheist. Then I'll go on a thrity minute rant about how "stoOpid" they are.

Hypocrite.

8/2/2009 5:26:18 PM

HoJuSimpson

Well this is pretty much the definition of monumental failure.

8/2/2009 5:34:53 PM

Evil Pirate Captain Mel

Uh, excuse me? I am neither a lesbian nor a goth, thank you very much. And also, bloody hypocrite.

8/2/2009 5:35:31 PM

Philbert McAdamia

when bullies take your lunch money and girls (there doesn't seem to be many female atheists - except for some lesbian Goths) tell you they just want to be friends.

Somewhere in here, I'm just not sure exactly which part, seems to be the crux of the matter stirring up Andy.

8/2/2009 5:41:46 PM

Wehpudicabok

Good to know there's someone keeping those Pharyngulites on their toes. They have to be prepared for the 7th.

8/2/2009 5:43:02 PM

Horsefeathers

"I respect other peoples beliefs, as a mature adult should. Ror example, if an Orthodox Jew believes that he can do no work on the Sabbath, including flipping a light switch, I respect his decision and his belief even though I do not share it. "

I respect people, not beliefs. Beliefs are perfectly valid targets. If you believe something asinine and totally without evidence other than a few thousand year old book of absurdities then you can bet your ass I'm going to point it out to you.

"I don't call him STUPID for believing what he believes, because only an immature, socially retarded, total dick would do such a thing."

I wouldn't call him stupid either. However, I might call him delusional (which would be apt) and I'd certainly call the belief stupid.

"Why are you all such emotionally autistic, socially retarded, bitter and nasty misfits? What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

Kind of a short attention span you've got there.

"Were you all nerds who got towels snapped at them in gym class and are still pissed off about it? Granted it's hard to believe in a kind and loving God when bullies take your lunch money and girls (there doesn't seem to be many female atheists - except for some lesbian Goths) tell you they just want to be friends."

What is this, some sort of veiled display of your manliness while calling that of others into question?

"Does atheism lie somewhere on the autistic scale next to Aspergers?"

I can only assume you believe yourself to be clever.

"If not why are you incapable of simple polite social interaction?"

I see no reason to kiss your ass simply because you believe in some unfounded bullshit.

"Autism is a mostly male thing and so is atheism, perhaps there is a connection?"

One is a philosophical position on the reality of deities based on evidence, or lack thereof, and the other is a developmental disorder.

I see no connection between the two.

"Are you mostly gays who are really just pissed off at the Abrahamic religions for condemning homosexuality?"

Nope. Completely straight, though now that you bring it up I do have some major issues with a religion, government or anyone else attempting to tell two consenting adults what they can or cannot do with one another.

"That would explain Gore Vidal, Arthur C CLarke, etc."

Say what?

8/2/2009 5:47:16 PM

Thundersqueaks

Troll! Claims not to be a fundie, yet he blurts out fundie myths about atheism/atheists.

8/2/2009 6:21:00 PM



Do you pray to your god with that filthy mouth?

8/2/2009 6:27:07 PM

Marc

Autism is a mostly male thing and so is atheism, perhaps there is a connection?

Wrong and wrong. Sorry.

8/2/2009 6:28:11 PM

Hazor

Go to the link. I love this part from him:
"The constant "fuck yous" alone would dispell the notion that atheists are in any way smarter then us believers. In fact, you guys really aren't very good at insulting. You show no imagination and little intelligence in coming up with a good knife-in-the-heart insult."

So Jesus-like, I can feel the love all over. And it's got an extra helping of hypocrisy, to boot.

Oh. And my girlfriend's an atheist. Further, she's double majoring in computer engineering and physics (and it should be pointed out to you that neither are easy things), so your claims of atheists lacking mental capacity seem to be incorrect.

8/2/2009 6:48:30 PM

Clown

That post could win "True deffinition of Fundie" award. Seriously, it should be example in "submit quote" page. Like "This is what all quotes are hoping to acomplish, but milder than that is also cool." or something.

8/2/2009 7:26:30 PM

katie5000

...I'm a straight female who happens to be majoring in Chemistry, and I never did get into the whole "Goth" thing. (Anime, on the other hand...)

Aspergers? They thought that maybe I had it at one time, but I didn't really fit the criteria.

Anyway, if you were truly a mature adult who respected others' beliefs, then you wouldn't have gone on a multi-paragraph diatribe about how horrible atheists are. I guess what you meant to say is, 'I'll respect your beliefs as long as they are religious, screw the rest of you'.

8/2/2009 7:36:01 PM



"Were you all nerds who got towels snapped at them in gym class and are still pissed off about it?"

I was/am a nerd, but I was well liked by most, actually.

"there doesn't seem to be many female atheists - except for some lesbian Goths"

Uhm, there are lots of female atheists, myself included. I am also neither lesbian nor goth (although you're the only one here having problems with those things), and neither are a lot of the other female atheists.

"Does atheism lie somewhere on the autistic scale next to Aspergers?"

No. You clearly do not understand autism.

"If not why are you incapable of simple polite social interaction?"

We are, you just don't see it because many people don't feel a need to be polite when people are treating them like you are treating us now.

"Autism is a mostly male thing and so is atheism, perhaps there is a connection?"

No, atheism is not "a mostly male thing" and no, there is no connection between the two.

"Are you mostly gays who are really just pissed off at the Abrahamic religions for condemning homosexuality?"

No. A great many atheists are heterosexual or bisexual or transsexual (and probably asexual even); though some of course are, we're not all homosexual. [And I bet you wouldn't believe how many homosexual Christians there are.] We ARE however pissed that you condemn something that is not a choice and does not in and of itself hurt people any more than heterosexual relationships.

8/2/2009 7:50:28 PM

Night Jaguar

What makes this even funnier was that 6 hours earlier he had said:

"What happened to Pim Fortuyn is a harbinger of what happens even in a "mostly" Muslim society. Why it happened to him should not come as a surprise."

So, it's okay to warn that a country filled with mostly Muslims will become violent and use childish insults against atheists. However, insulting Christians and Jews is immature. Fucking hypocrite.

What makes this even better was that Pim Fortuyn wasn't killed by a Muslim. He was killed by an animal activist claiming Fortuyn was using Muslims as scape goats.

He goes on:

"Gays are routinely executed in countries observing Sharia law. In Saudia Arabia beheading is the punishiment, Iran relies on hanging."

Oh, and you have shown such compassion for homosexuals. You would never use "gay" as an insult. Again, fucking hypocrite.

8/2/2009 7:54:12 PM

Vince

In my experience females are more likely to be atheist.

just an observation, I doubt there's any greater likelyhood either way at all.

8/2/2009 7:54:15 PM



"(there doesn't seem to be many female atheists - except for some lesbian Goths)" EL-OH-EL. Come over to FSTDT, dipshit, and we'll SHOW you "lesbian goths".

8/2/2009 8:00:31 PM

Antichrist

Lets see....
Straight, female, hetero, married, not on Autism scale, redneck.

So yeah, I guess you fail since I don't fit anywhere in your "atheist" list.

8/2/2009 8:35:25 PM

Hey

I think his definition of 'lesbian' is 'a girl who rejects my advances.'

8/2/2009 8:44:51 PM

freako104

Why would that make them homosexual? And I know many. My mother is not a lesbian nor a "goth". Neither is my aunt. Nor many of the women I've worked with. Nor went to school with. Also I love your hypocrisy

8/2/2009 9:06:48 PM

Mike Sihl

The 12th Commandment: Thou must be a hypocrite

8/2/2009 9:40:17 PM

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