GTL libs HATE anything American ,Guns, free speach, property rights and living free. real Americans are slated for destruction by the scum you would have us, “real Americans,” kow tow to. the SRM and libs don’t give a flying frig about rights,closeted or out in the right. you and me are obsolete.no terminated with extreme prejudice, whether packing in plain sight or not.they HATE us and our Americanism—.. get it, period— — nothing we ,”real AMERICANS” as compared to hyphenated ,can do is ever going to assuage their HATRED,their FEAR and LOATHING except disappear. THE last person I eff with won’t have a Gun , sixshooter,pistol,side arm,revolver,HAND GUN or piece on his or her side.I’ll eff with the one who doesn’t.snark. THEY will villify ——.period—.
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Political fundie, conspiracy theorist...
”real AMERICANS” as compared to hyphenated
...aaand RSTDT for the trifecta!
Wow. The abuse of the English language in this, along with the sheer stupidity of it's content have left me speechless.
I just don't know what to say to this.
How the fuck did he manage to spell a high school level word like assuage correctly when he exchanges periods for ellipses, capitalizes gun for some unknown reason, somehow misspells speech, forgets to capitalize the first letter of a sentence, etc.?
I'm thinking he was typing ass and sausage, and horribly mangled the spelling on both, including no spacebar.
There's nothing American about being a gun-totting, ignorant, hate-filled moron.
It's such a strange juxtaposition; a first world country with an element that clings to a third world survival-of-the-fittest mentality. Like the current US health care system, it's reminiscent of the Serengeti.
You're too fucking stupid to know that it's the liberals who always defend your rights, and the right-wing who walked all over them and virtually shredded your constitutional rights over the last 8 years.
It was YOUR fair-haired-boy of a president who once said to "real Americans", "The Constitution is just a piece of paper".
Guns-yes, I hate them, what of it? They cause nothing but pain and destruction. They're rarely effective in self-defense, and usually cause an even bigger mess than just using mace, or a well-placed knee.
free speech, property rights, living free-I'm trying like hell to protect these rights, but unlike that right-wing double speak you neo-cons always spew, I really believe in protecting freedom. I'm a single woman earning my own living, and nearly crowded out of my own apartment with all the books & DVDs I own, covering every subject under the sun. Even that's not enough for me and I still make weekly trips to the public library for even more materials. As a youngster I loved rock music and movies, and those were the back drop to some of the happiest moments of my life. I can get in my car and go anywhere I want anytime I want, provided I'm not trespassing on the property of others.
You think I want to give all that up, especially for some semi-literate arrogant conservative prick who wants me locked up in a house doing nothing but cooking, cleaning and squeezing out his little homeschooled soldiers for Christ? No, thank you.
So which side is standing up for freedom again?
...aaaaand you are the last person I would trust with a firearm. In fact, you're making a very strong argument for gun control.
ETA: @WMDKitty:
My mom's a psych nurse. At her hospital, they have a special cocktail for people like him. It's called "TLC": Thorazine, Lorazepam, Cogentin.
So, huckelberry...
Did you fuck yourself with that .357 Magnum while fap'ing at your poster of Sarah Palin? Was it good? Remember to use a lot of gun-oil as lube!
Crime Statistics > Murders with firearms (per capita) (most recent) by country :
Rank Countries Amount
# 8 United States: 0.0279271 per 1,000 people
# 28 Denmark: 0.00257732 per 1,000 people
As you can see, if USA banned handguns and only allowed criminals to own guns, the number of homicides could be reduced with over 90%. What's your problem with that?
If Americans are as free as you say, how come they have to have guns? They cannot be free of fear. It there were no fear, why bother about guns?
Ah, the penny drops. This gun fetish speaks of something deeper. A penis insecurity.
Until just now, I had no idea that people who don't carry arms feel more secure in their sexual psychology that the gun-toters. So it really had nothing to do with Americans or being American after all!
Perhaps this gun thing also has something to do with an inability to get one's tongue (a penile thing) around proper language as well. Do try to speak real English so the rest of us has some hope of comprehending what you are so pathetically trying to say.
*yawn* yes, yes, we know. You love America and us bloody libs hate it. Now, why can't you love an education just as much? It'd make you so much more convincing. Really.
As a liberal, I only hate guns out of the things huckelberry listed. And that's because guns are things whose only purpose is to kill.
The rest of that post is pure Internet Tough Guy posturing.
Let me state this as clearly as I can: Based on your post, you are not an American, real or otherwise. You aren't even a thinking being.
You, in fact, may very well be subhuman.
Christ, this post is a train wreck.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Liberals don't give a flying frig about rights?
LMAO!
What a big guy you are talking about your guns! If I'm the last one and you assume I have no gun then you're in deep shit. I've got quite a few trophies competing in clay target shotgun sports. That would be in the USA and international competitions. I don't talk about blowing people apart nor are my shotguns an extension of myself. So your i'm a big, bad, ass kicking SOB makes this liberal and pagan laugh. Unlike you my guns have been locked up for years in a 6" steel safe with 3 different locks. Unlike you I believe in gun control. You probably keep you widdle burp gun out for the world to see.
What do "GTL" and "SRM" stand for? "Gone to Lunch" and "Solid-propellant Rocket Motor?"
And why do these people think that carrying a gun makes them more patriotic? It's a weird form of being holier than thou.
@LDM: The only pain and destruction my firearms have ever caused was a nice Xmas colored bruise on my shoulder and holes punched through paper. :)
Now, you said, "[Firearms are] rarely effective in self-defense, and usually cause an even bigger mess than just using mace, or a well-placed knee." Perhaps if your concern is over the clean up. :) I submit that firearms are possibly the most effective way to defend oneself, provided one knows how to use them properly.
You know, I keep hearing this rhetoric from people who want more freedoms and to stop the president from the opposing polictical party from taking them away.
The one question I ask is for those who want more "freedom" is are you, yes you, willing to take on the responsibilities that come with having more freedoms?
As for huckelberry, the name of the place he posted this comment is very fitting for a guy like him.
We all know that Real AmericansTM are gun-toting, pickup driving, confederate-flag-waving, white-skin-having, Jesus-worshipping good ol' boys. Anyone else jes' needs go get the eff out.
Guns are a muslim invention FYI
Free Speech is French
Living Free is REALLY FRENCH
Wait, are you saying that we are socially minded about the rules, have no regard for property rights and don't carry a gun...
Are we... Are we Batman?
Let's see, I consider myself liberal and: I own several guns; I'm for free speach and even free speech, and as I debated four years in high school and two in college I'd be thrilled to debate with huckelfairy any time; I own a house and cars so that would probably mean I'm pro-property (yay property!).
I'm guessing huckelturd lives in mom's trailer because he's jobless due to dropping out of school in 10th grade and gets loaded on meth while acting tough on the internet. He likely has no prospects in life and therefore lashes out at those who are doing better than he. No woman will have anything to do with him unless he pays her $20, and he beats his dog as a form of entertainment.
He sounds like a totally sick fuck who knows less about the Constitution than he does about grammar and punctuation, which obviously is less than most rodents.
Actually, I'm pretty sure there are quite a number of patriotic liberals... I like rights, living free, free speech, and being American. And uh, funny... are conservatives now running with the platform of RIGHTS? ...Riiiiight...
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