Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday.
It contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
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I'm fluent in Spanish. The directions say "¡Morir en un incendio, por favor!", or "Please die in a fire!"
It would behoove you to follow them.
Thanks jsonitsac I knew I had seen this before, even though it didn't come up as a repeat.
Just more proof that an original thought in their heads is about as common as Sasquatch.
What makes you think that black people speak Spanish?
BTW, I love fried chicken, watermelon, and cornbread, and I'm white with blonde hair & blue eyes.
He should have stopped at 10 coupons OF KFC.
Stimulus packages don't require instructions so he kinda killed his own lame joke.
Still I chuckled till I got to the obvious typo...
Will Asshattery, er, Moonbattery's inhabitants EVER tame the impossible beast of making a joke that isn't overflowing with vile racism and/or hatred? They just seem to revel in it. George Wallace would be proud of these dumbfucks.
If it had been in Chinese, that would have been all right. After all, they own us, lock, stock and frilly pink shorts.
He he.
That was actually quite funny.
I wonder if the joker spoke Spanish himself, or if he would consider it to be unamerican to know more than the old Amrican gibberish you'd hear amongst the inbreed hillbillies...
Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday.
It contained three non-Euclidean statues, one ounce of shoggoth protomatter, and 10 coupons to Bed, Bath, & Beyond Time & Space. The directions were in R'ylehese.
That's odd, *MY* stimulus package contained a six-pack of beer, a book titled "Basic Thinking Skills," and a cartoon explaining why it's a bad idea to marry your sister.
Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday.
It contained an astromech droid, a translator droid, and 10 coupons to Jabba's Discount Titties. The directions were in Galactic Basic.
Confused?
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