Satan. That word got your attention! wonder why that is? could it be a secret admiration for him? could it be a kinship?
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"Those words got your attention! Wonder why that is? Could you have a secret admiration for them?"
And no, cygnusx1, you never for once thought that it probably got my attention because it is clearly typed in bold ?
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Not a "secret" admiration, love, but an open, brazen, nigh-evangelical one.
Nope...it's the bold. Sorry buddy.
And I'm technically Christian, so I doubt there's secret admiration or kinship there. Maybe you've got some and you're just projecting it?
Maybe you could add some italics and underline too...that might work.
Oig, fundies are stupid.
Could it be.... SATAN?
No. No, it's not.
Could it be because it was the first word of the sentence? You bolded it?
No of course not!
Satan and me are good buddies, that's the only explanation.
I don't admire him because he doesn't exist, but as fictional characters go I've always thought he was misunderstood. God is, basically, a dictator. Maybe he's a benevolent dictator (although my reading of the old testament certainly doesn't support that theory) but a dictator none the less. I think I'd be with Satan if all that nonsense were real. Sure, he's not the greatest guy you'd ever meet, but hey, were trying to depose a despot here, you can't be picky. If FDR can work with Stalin to take down Hitler I can work with Satan to take down a mass murdering deity. I just hope it doesn't lead to some kind of decades long arms race with the threat of mutually assured fiddle ownage hanging over our heads.
It's the first word in the post, it's a one-word sentence, and it's in bold.
Gee, I wonder why I noticed it.
Actually, no, merely writing the name "Satan" does not really get my attention, even when it is done in bold. The reason for that is, your lot throws the name "Satan" around constantly, usually with no thought attached at all. Here are some examples:
Evolution? Its a lie from SATAN!
Gay people? They are enslaved by SATAN!
President Obama? He is SATAN!
The democratic party? They are the servants of SATAN!
FSTDT? Its a board run by SATAN!
And so on, ad nauseum. Simply put, your favorite goblin with the pitchfork has been overused to the point where he has lost all potential impact. Have you got anything else?
I doubt it.
"cygnusx1", please pay attention:
Bigotry. That word got your attention! Wonder why that is? Could it be a secret confession? Could it be a kinship?
Hitler.
That word got your attention, fundies! I wonder why that is...? Could it be a secret admiration for him? Could it be kinship?
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Hitler was a Christian. Hitler was a right -winger.
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The word is Legs.
Spread the word. X3
@Gadren
"Could it be that you put it in bold?"
@Aesmael
"Definately the bold"
Oooooh, isn't he bold?!
[/Julian and Sandy]
Sorry, were you saying something? Joking aside, maybe it got people's attention because you're posting on a site called Christian Forums, and Satan is a pretty important figure in the Christian belief system. Or maybe you put it in bold. Hard to say.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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