Your prudish notions not withstanding, life has everything to do with sex. In fact, the best one-word synonym for life is 'sex.'
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Funnily enough, an old friend of mine used to use the word "live" as a code word for having sex; she and her partner would "live" all over the house!
That said, however, I agree that this is just a slightly silly comment, really not fundie at all.
~David D.G.
Yes, the one word synonym for life is 'sex.'
Now, lets punish people who have it in a manner deemed inappropriate by men who don't have sex (choir and altar boys don't count), thwart sexual deviants, ban all portrayals of it, call it fornication when outside of marriage, perversion when engaged in by two or more members of the same sex (or just more or less than 2 people in general, as 2 is the only appropriate number for sex of any sort), and otherwise shove it in a box only to be enjoyed (but not too much and only if you're trying to make a baby) every Monday, Wed, and Friday (and birthdays and special holidays) in the missionary position... Lights off, of course, making sure the boy parts only go into the girl parts, not mouth or butt parts since that's dirty.
And let us never speak of this sex again.
Don't even get me started on nudity, boobies, and pee-pees.
"life has everything to do with sex."
Well actually that's kind of true. Ok, so these days you can have children without having sex but humans wouldn't exist in the first place without sex. Unless we'd evolved to reproduce asxually...but we didn't, so he's still right. Why is this quote here?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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