If we had segregated classrooms It would be better for both races. The whites would be able to learn more due to the fact that the teacher could teach on a more advanced level that the whites were able to learn and there wouldn't be a bunch of distracting savages bouncing off the walls. When teaching negros the teacher could adjust the lesson to where they could comprehend it better and get down on there level and gear the lesson toward their level of understanding.
Teaching negros:
Tyrone had 5 dollars, he bought 2 cheap fourty ounce malt liqours for 1.59 each. On the way back from the liqour store he bummed 2 dollars in change from whites that felt guilty because of slavery. How much money did Tyrone have when he got back to the projects?
Junior has 1,000 dollars he earned from selling drugs and pimping out ho's. His government check also came in today for $850.00. Junior wants to buy four spinner wheels for his 84' Chevy Caprice Classic that cost 402.00 each and a set of curb feelers that cost 24.00. How much money will Junior have left to buy a crack rock to get high with Shamika tonight?
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Hello. My name's Kitty, Kitty Lovett, and I'm a proud black woman with an IQ of 180. I taught myself to read at age three, and although the colour of my skin is white, my black heritage is rich and beautiful.
@ Yama the Space Fish
"Burning Question: has anyone actually met someone named Tyrone or Shaniqua?"
Yes, why do you ask?
Oh, and southernwhiteknight, that's "forty", not "fourty". Your homeskooling parents must have covered spelling while you were in the bathroom taking a dump.
There are already advanced classes in schools so students who want to challenge themselves can learn at a faster pace and a more in-depth level...it's just that there are smart black kids as well as smart white kids.
You, by the way, would not find yourself in one of these classes.
@#1170002
Dude, don't encourage these fucktards by dignifying their bullshit with proper math and correct answers.
Anyway, those answers are wrong.
The correct answer to these questions is
1. STFU
2. DIAF
The correct answers to any questions that racist slime might ask you.
Q: southernwhiteknight wants to buy a ratty NASCAR shirt at goodwill for 1.28. How many empty Bud Light bottles will he need to dig out of the dumpster in front of his trailer park and return for 5 cents apiece to afford it?
A: None, he'll just steal it. Both recycling and giving money to charity are for fags.
"The whites would be able to learn more due to the fact that the teacher could teach on a more advanced level that the whites were able to learn and there wouldn't be a bunch of distracting savages bouncing off the walls."
Are you really sure about that? I mean about the whole "whites would be able to learn more due to the fact that the teacher could teach on a more advanced level", because you white supremacists don't seem to put a really big emphasis on education. Hell, I don't think you even have a good grasp of it in the first place.
Besides, like it or not, the reality is that blacks and other minorities are fully capable of making intellegent thought and ideas. You just want things to go back the way things were when you didn't have to work hard to have a good standing in society and blacks and other minorities were as you may say "put in their place".
Since our current system produced Condie, Obama, Keith Ellison and my philosophy teacher in Missisippi, let's leave the system as it is.
Seriously, there is a somewhat dark-skinned fellow in the White House and you're ranting about math?! Because you failed to rant on the only thing that should be important to you racist pricks for the next several years, I'm inclined to believe you wouldn't be able to answer those questions yourself.
Teaching rednecks:
Bubba Zeke Jim Bob has $11.35 in nickels he stole from his mama's purse while she was passed out on cheap bourbon. His disability check also came in today for $632. Bubba Zeke Jim Bob wants to purchase pay-per-view of "Rasslemania" that costs $67 and have genetic tests, at $70 apiece, performed on his mama's seven brothers to determine which one of them is his "daddy." How much money will Bubba Zeke Jim Bob have left to buy meth with for him and Bobbie Jo Wanda Sue?
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Odd, the problem children I remember were all white... and had to be pried off the damn ceiling with a rake.
How about a separate school for girls, so they won't be distracted by the testosterone-poisoned little jackasses?
Wait... that's not such a bad idea. I wonder how much more I could have learned in an all-female environment?
Teaching racists in the same way:
Bubba runs 8mph, and his sister runs 7mph. If she gets a 1 minute head start, how long before Bubba gets laid?
There are 8 klansmen, and they recruit 3 more. But they do a cross burning and burn 2 of their own guys. The burns blackened their skin to the point that the rest of the klan had no choice but to lynch them. How many klansmen are left?
I only have an IQ of 138, and was bored constantly in school. I apparently learned from osmosis as I ended up w/ the highest SAT score in my graduating class. My two oldest graduated from HS w/ 4.5 GPAs. All three earned full scholarships. BTW, we're all mixed race mongrels, who self identify as african american. Additionally, all four of us attended primarily white schools, and took advanced courses. All three were selected for an IB (international baccalaureate) program, but my youngest was upset because the majority were privileged dicks.
@ Hasseen: You can't answer the first question; it doesn't have complete information (in this case the distance between the two at the start of the problem).
Oh, and the OP is a racist fuckwit.
@WMDKitty: I think women's colleges are valuable, but I think sex-segregated education at the K-12 level is a little sketchier. Women choose on their own to go to Smith or Bryn Mawr because they're good schools above and beyond the fact that only women attend them. Little girls get put in all-girls' primary schools for sexist reasons sometimes, i.e. people think they won't do as well as boys in the same school, or people don't want their daughters talking to boys.
Not to mention some of the schools that have tried physically separating their girls from their boys have also tried giving very sexist curricula, based on assumptions that girls all have the same learning style and interests. If you were in a classroom with only girls, but only read about shopping and ponies in books with weaker vocabulary, I doubt the fact that boys weren't there would have balanced it out.
Wait, who the hell bums change from people on the way back home from the store? And I know this is from 8 years ago, but even back then, where the hell could you get a 40 for $1.59?
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