I have a new co-"worker" who is a short, fat, hobgoblin looking sheboon. Ewww!!!

This creature is HIDEOUS. I try not to stare at it because it literally upsets me to see its fat ape-like face and dry dirty nigger scalp mat. EWWW!!

It's voice infuriates me. EWWW!!!

It is ALWAYS chewing gum, smacking loudly and has its gum sticking out of its innertube lips when it ooks and eek. EWWW!!!

And about those innertube lips. They are dry and crusty. It looks like cracked donut glaze. I kid you not. EEWWW!!!

It has shit skin with splotches of extremely dark tarry stool skin. EWWW!!!

During a shift change I am telling an oncoming co-worker about what happened and what needs to be done and it says "He don talks ta me. He tahks ta yu doe." Ewwww!!! "Itz so qhyet. Iz leks ta tahk" Yes, it does. I can hear it screeching all day in the other room. And if nobody is near it I'm pretty sure its talkingon the phone with another member of its pack. EEWW!!!

I try not to even look at this ugly UGLY UGLY goblin beast. I sure as hell will not be conversing with it like it is some kind of person. EEWWW!!!

Oh, and of course the dumb beast has been in my office for 3 weeks and still "dun no hida do nutin yet." Fat pile of shit nigger failed its CDCs. It's a military thing that 3-level airmen have to take to demonstrate their career knowledge. I don't know about other services, but unlike the promotion exams which actual require you know something, you can literally memorize the questions at the end of each chapter of the study material and pass this test. When I took it a couple years back I didn't even have to read the questions. I answered them by visual recognition alone. It was word for word out of the book down to the placement of the letter answers (multiple choice).

This retarded sickening animal could not handle that. I hope to god it fails again and they kick it out. The Air Force is too lax. With all the medical problems and fambly matters this creature fakes to get out of work I'm surprised they don't kick it out. Commanders have no balls these days.

To sum things up: EeeeWWw!!! EEEEwwwww!!! eeeWWWW!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!! eeeEEEEWWWwwww!!!

Thanks for letting me vent.