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Aryan
Ability Modifiers +2 to an ability score of their choice
Medium Size As medium creatures Shian have no special bonuses or penalties due to size.
Speed 6 squares
Bonus Feat: Aryans gain a bonus feat at level 1.

Banda (Black)
Ability Modifiers -2 Intelligence, +2 strength
Medium Size As medium creatures Banda have no special bonuses or penalties due to size.
Speed 6 squares
Skills Banda receive a +2 racial bonus on Endurance and Nature checks.
Bloodlust Banda may rage 1/day (as Barbarian class feature)

Human (Baseline)
Ability Modifiers: None
Medium Size As medium creatures Banda have no special bonuses or penalties due to size.
Speed 6 squares
Bonus Feat: Humans gain skill focus as a bonus feat
Resilient: Humans gain a bonus hit point at level one and every level afterwards.
Tough: Humans gain a +1 bonus on all saving throws.

Shian (asian)
Ability Modifiers +2 Intelligence
Medium Size As medium creatures Shian have no special bonuses or penalties due to size.
Speed 6 squares
Bonus Trained skill A Shian character chooses one additional trained skill at level one. This skill must be chosen from the characters list of class skills.
Skilled Shian gain a +2 racial bonus to any skill of their choice.

Vashar (Jewish)
Ability Modifiers -2 Con, +2 Wisdom, +2 Charisma
Medium Size As medium creatures Vashar have no special bonuses or penalties due to size.
Speed 6 squares
Conditional Bonus Feat Vashar with deception as a trained skill gain skill focus deception as a bonus feat.
Skills A Vashar can reroll a deception check but must keep the result even if it’s worse.

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