Quote# 80726

[On Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]

My daughter recently brought a borrowed copy of this movie home from school, and, as usual, I reviewed it before letting her watch it, and I must say I was disgusted. Having never heard of this movie before, I didn’t know what to expect. Black magic! Witchcraft flaunted, as if it were to be encouraged for children. The characters who were supposed to be the heroes were as satanic and as far from Christ as the villains.

For example the teenage girl Hermione used Satanic incantations against her innocent (and I assume Christian) parents, so she could leave home and run away with two boys. The small portion of wedding that we did see showed no sign of being a genuine wedding, in the eyes of The Lord, and when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks! Further more, bewitched jewelery showed two of the children having sex!

My outrage at this film does not end here, but I do not have the will to list every transgression against Christ! I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were. There was no mention of God’s Heavenly Glory or The Saviour! As I’m sure you could imagine, I did not let my daughter see this filth, and I roundly scolded her for bringing into my home.

Christine C., Christiananswers.net 129 Comments [4/20/2011 6:07:25 AM]
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schism

and when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks!

*faints*

4/20/2011 6:08:28 AM

Scorpius

If Hermiones parents were as hardcore as christian as you they would have never let her go to Hogwarts. And by the Deathly Hollows weren't they considered adults by Brit standards anyways?Ah,never mind,it's all fiction anyways.

4/20/2011 6:12:57 AM

Kefkaownsall

I did not let my daughter see this filth, and I roundly scolded her for bringing into my home.
Yes how dare she bring something for your approval
And satanic incantations against parents, she was trying to protect them. I guess she wasn't watching the movie

4/20/2011 6:13:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks!

The horror! This has got to be a poe, right?

I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me

Probably because you were too busy trying to have your fundie Christian sensibilities offended by a children's film.

And seriously, fundies complaining about witchcraft in Harry Potter films & books is so yesterday.

4/20/2011 6:23:00 AM

Anon2

and when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks!

On the one hand, she accuses the movie of employing "black magic". On the other hand, she demands the equivalent of a magic spell to be invoked before dinner?

4/20/2011 6:23:25 AM

shadkat

....You've never heard of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? Hah! Some Christian you are. A bit late to the bashing bandwagon, hmmm?

"I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were." I know! Whoda thought that if you came in at the very end of a series of movies, they wouldn't make a lick of sense? The nerve of movie makers!

I rather think this is a Poe, but it wouldn't shock me terribly if it were genuine.

4/20/2011 6:27:10 AM

Mister Spak

"My outrage at this film does not end here,"

Your outrage against everything is never-ending, so imagine my total shock when you didn't like a movie.

4/20/2011 6:27:11 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were."

Probably because you've never seen the first 6 movies, which provide all the back story for the 7th.

4/20/2011 6:31:35 AM

TGRwulf

This is what happens when a fundie comes in at the end of series.

And I love how she assumes Hermoine's parents are Christian. Then why the fuck did they let her go to Hogwarts in the first place?

4/20/2011 6:37:10 AM

Mapar

Facedesk ----> ROFL.

I don't think I could put that more succinctly.

4/20/2011 6:39:53 AM

Jack Bauer

bewitched jewelery showed two of the children having sex!

Oh really? Only in your imagination - unless you count an embrace and the beginning of a kiss as 'having sex'.

the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were.

That sounds a bit like your Wholly Babble.

There was no mention of God’s Heavenly Glory or The Saviour!

I think that can be said about 99% of all movies!

4/20/2011 6:42:30 AM

Horsefeathers

"Having never heard of this movie before, I didn’t know what to expect."

You can't be serious. What kind of fundy are you if you've never heard of a Harry Potter movie? Hell, what kind of person are you that you've never heard of it?

"Black magic!"

No. It's called special effects. Generally it's conjured up, if you'll pardon the pun, by those blasphemous contraptions called computers, so I can see where you got confused since computers aren't mentioned in your Wholly Babble.

"Witchcraft flaunted, as if it were to be encouraged for children."

The second you make your couch levitate by waving a twig at it and mumbling some pseudo-latin, you let me know.

"For example the teenage girl Hermione used Satanic incantations against her innocent (and I assume Christian) parents, so she could leave home and run away with two boys."

The tramp!

"The small portion of wedding that we did see showed no sign of being a genuine wedding, in the eyes of The Lord, and when characters ate, no one said Grace or a Blessing of thanks!"

Heavens! And the censors allowed this!? Why, it's almost pornographic!

"Further more, bewitched jewelery showed two of the children having sex!"

I don't think so.

"My outrage at this film does not end here, but I do not have the will to list every transgression against Christ! I did not see the point of the film, at all; the story made no sense to me, characters came and went with no explanation as to who they were."

Try seeing the other half-dozen or so movies, jackass.

"There was no mention of God’s Heavenly Glory or The Saviour! As I’m sure you could imagine, I did not let my daughter see this filth, and I roundly scolded her for bringing into my home."

Just remember, she'll be picking your nursing home.

4/20/2011 6:46:02 AM

bird guy

I would be rather unsurprised if she gets Avada Kedavra'd, this Christine C. person.

4/20/2011 6:56:43 AM

Tallyho

gotta be poe!

4/20/2011 6:58:49 AM

vaiyt

> Having never heard of this movie before, I didn’t know what to expect.

Were you living in a hole or something?

4/20/2011 7:03:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I reviewed it before letting her watch it, and I must say I was disgusted" tl;dr...

(emphasis added):

"Left Behind: The Movie":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_The_Movie

'Gross revenue $4,224,065'

The "Harry Potter" films:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28film_series%29

'Gross revenue Total (7 films):

$6,343,865,842'

Moral: Sex sells. Fantasy sells. Religion doesn't. You do the maths, Chrissy.

"Having never heard of this movie before"

What colour is the sky in your dimension?

4/20/2011 7:06:34 AM

Jack Bauer

For example the teenage girl Hermione used Satanic incantations against her innocent (and I assume Christian) parents

She subvocalised one word - 'obliviate' - hardly 'Satanic incantations'!

I'm assuming your poor daughter is adopted - I can't see you submitting to the process that creates natural offspring.

4/20/2011 7:08:05 AM

WWBFD

This MUST be a Poe.

And a very amusing one, too.

4/20/2011 7:09:17 AM

Jack Bauer

another double post removed!

4/20/2011 7:12:10 AM

meh

you know at the time HP started I wasn't a reader so I just watched the movies and although the series has been lost on me as I grew up and matured I kinda want to see the last 2 movies, you know when you just become invested in the series
now as for this guy, who the hell hasn't heard of Harry Potter?, I knew fundies were willfully ignorant but really?
and If this guys freaked out by a HP movie I'd love to show him my collection of blood and gore movies not to mention the growing horror book series' I'm currently reading....his head would explode and it would be very amusing :P

4/20/2011 7:15:30 AM



Obvious Poe is obvious.

4/20/2011 7:43:01 AM

Raised by Horses

DARK SIDED!!!1!1!!!, part MMXXXLVII.

Apologies in advance for the horror of the following image:


4/20/2011 7:56:32 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow. Someone's been living under a rock for more than a decade. This nonsense has been debunked countless times before, and the rest is just sensationalism...

4/20/2011 8:06:39 AM

Papabear

I believe you are a liar. How can you be on a deep-end-of-the-pool Christian site yet claim to not know what to expect from a Harry Potter movie?

4/20/2011 8:12:31 AM

breakerslion

Unable to tell fact from fiction, ergo:

Superstitious bullshit that does not agree with my superstitious bullshit = Blasphemy!

Meanwhile, in the boring old real world, people are dying unnecessarily from a number of preventable causes, but let's worry about this crap instead!

4/20/2011 8:18:09 AM

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