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if I was King of the United States, I would issue the following orders:

1. All abortions will stop immediately, with the exception of life-threatening pregnancies.
2. Certain lifestyles will cease immediately.
3. All prisons are to release their inmates immediately, with the exception of those on death row, who are to have their sentences carried out as soon as DNA confirms their guilt.
4. For-profit organizations operating on Sunday will not be tolerated.
5. The United States will return to a single-income lifestyle, with men being the primary breadwinner.
6. U.S. Armed Forces veterans will be given special privileges.
7. All taxes will cease immediately, with the exception of a 10% tax on yearly income -- (if that works).

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