Science is for retards
Only a retard would try to use science to determine the ultimate reality of our existence.
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Well, technically he is right. That is, if ultimate he means absolute.
And it is quite Christian to call someone a retard. That is, if you're online. That's pretty much all I see them doing anyways.
"Big Bang? How can you believe such drivel?
Evolution? That's fantasy and you know it!
A naked man, a naked woman and a talking snake? Yes, now that's something I can believe in!"
...Props to LordCo: Repentance is Futile
Now, if I knew I was going to hell that would imply that I knew hell existed.
(BTW, it's "you're" when you mean "you are". Pet peeve of mine, but it doesn't help your case when you look illiterate.)
Yeah, all that time around the supercollider dealing with matter, anti-matter, and the essential components of matter and energy is a waste. It was all a talking snake and a tree. I used to be retarded, but now I'm saved.
uxmal,
Yer kind ain't wanted 'round these here parts. Now, you best scoot outta here, boy, before ma come out wid the shotgun.
I've said it before to stupid idiots like this one and I'll say it again:
"Go ahead, Sojourner. Make up something crazy and don't check if it's true. There is a 99.999...% chance you'll be wrong, but who cares? You don't need science. It's retarded."
"Only a retard would try to use science to determine the ultimate reality of our existence."
Science is all about the how s of everything. 'Enquiring minds need to know', and all that jazz.
Only a retard tries to use this:
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to ultimately determine the why s of Reality.
Strange then, that you choose the screename 'Sojourner'. A mobile probe sent to Mars, to discover what's on that planet, what it's made of, and to send back pictures, so that more will be known about this planet. By scientists and generally anyone who wants to know . The how s of Mars
Mars. 'Existence': 'Why '...?:
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I have never been so proud to be a retard.
"Pray all you want- your all going to hell and you know it."
Actually, I don't know if I'm going to hell or not. If such a childish notion exists, there isn't a clear set of rules for going there, or what's in there. It's all so vague, like it was made up by a bunch of barely literate sheep herders.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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