Hail the Amberlamps! #racist moonbattery.com

I have to write this so that my fellow conservatives do not despair. It will take a critical mass of black racist violence targeting whites before the thick-skulled, brainwashed libtarded socialists along the east coast realize what is happening. The fastest way to wake someone up is to slap the shit out of him.

Hey, Fred was pulled out of his car and beaten to pulp at the office yesterday. I don’t see Fred’s car in his driveway and his wife Martha just drove off with the kids looking like she had been crying for days. Another thing, Antwoinisha Collagreeniqua Jackson-Lee won her EEOC lawsuit against my brother Hank’s business, he had to shut down, layoff all thirty of his employees and lost his house so they’re moving in with us. And honey, did you feel safe in Macy’s the other day when that black flash mob robbed the store, or at the gas station when another group of “teens” rushed in and stole as much as they could carry?

Hey honey, you think that might happen to one of us? Do black people really hate us?

Give it time.

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