Quote# 84714

["What does your “spirituality” have to do with Darwin and ToE [Theory of Evolution]?"]

Absolutely nothing. Darwin just wanted to demonstrate his deep love for his ape brothers and sisters, much like most of you do. During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. But maybe he killed them. So, the only succussful mating he could have achieved would have been with his primate ape brothers and sisters. This is how TOE came about…

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kohldamunga, Pharyngula 96 Comments [11/9/2011 4:20:05 AM]
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Wait? What?

Like all scientific theories, the theory of evolution came about as a result of careful observation of nature. Although I sincerely doubt he did any such thing with male and female apes, that had nothing to do with the origins of evolution as a theory.

Does this numb nuts even know that Darwin wrote two completely separate books on evolution? First was the origin of the species and then one specifically talking about where we came from...

11/9/2011 4:35:10 AM


What the fuck are you talking about??!! Also, bearing false witness against thy neighbor is a sin!!

11/9/2011 4:43:10 AM


What is it with fundies and beastiality?

11/9/2011 4:44:11 AM

Argle Bargle

"Darwing was into bestialty hurr hurrr"

The epitome of fundie wit, everybody.

11/9/2011 4:45:50 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Wow, all that horseshit, and you didn't find a way to work in pedophilia? What kind of christ-stain are you?

11/9/2011 4:56:11 AM


Wasn't Darwin studying finches?

This says more about how you treat your close relatives, kohldamunga, than you want to divulge, I guess.
Most normal people refrain from having sex with our brothers and sisters.

11/9/2011 5:20:35 AM


Gee!! He left out Hitler

11/9/2011 5:21:16 AM


Looking on the thread, kohldamunga is most probably a troll. Deeply stupid, sure, but still a troll.

11/9/2011 5:29:38 AM

Oh, that's soo funny. Now, back to the evidence.

11/9/2011 5:34:08 AM


Well, humans are apes, so it's not necessarily bestiality.

Besides, everyone knows Darwin came up with the ToE while having butt sex with a mutant fish frog.

11/9/2011 5:41:27 AM

How these two instances are related.

Also lol wit.

11/9/2011 5:43:55 AM

Mister Spak

Why are fundies obsessed with beasiality? It's almost as bad as their obsession with homosexuality.

11/9/2011 5:54:33 AM


Apart from anything else ... there are apes in South America?

11/9/2011 5:56:20 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh you have got to be kidding. Now they're saying that non-creationists engage in bestiality. Nope, sorry, Neal Horsley is yours, try again.

11/9/2011 6:37:57 AM


And Newton fucked a falling apple?

11/9/2011 6:48:49 AM


If kohldamunga demonstrates that humans come from baby humans, can he please have sex with baby humans?

11/9/2011 6:56:17 AM


@ dionysus:

And Marie Curie had a Radium dildo.

11/9/2011 7:02:32 AM


Have you stopped beating your kids yet?

11/9/2011 7:06:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

*rolls eyes* You know they've run out of arguments when they accuse Darwin of beastiality.

11/9/2011 7:07:16 AM


Every day you have had the opportunity to fuck your dog. Clearly that means you are a dog-fucker.

Doesn't work that way, hon.

11/9/2011 7:16:22 AM

Here we go with bestiality again... I've never seen anybody talk about bestiality as much as you guys do.

11/9/2011 8:45:13 AM


if it'd been spotted on stormfront, it would have been with racist overtones...

11/9/2011 8:56:14 AM


Wow, that entire thread is full of fail. Every person who's continued to engage the guy after the first couple of posts is a fail at dealing with trolls.

Even if you're feeding them to amuse yourself, don't. Just don't. It's just a form of psychological masturbation and it's gross.

I just say 'bored now' and walk away. Never to respond again. That pisses them off more than anything. :p

11/9/2011 8:59:06 AM


I don't know about kohldamunga, but I only have sex with apes.

11/9/2011 9:17:11 AM

Wow, that's low. Even assuming such calumnies were even approaching true, which they are demonstrably not, we now have enough evidence to show that the theory is correct, irrespective of and independent form its origin.

11/9/2011 9:36:17 AM

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