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The greatest mockery of MY Name yet will be done by Ellen DeGeneres by the ultimate blasphemy to portray I, YAHUVEH, the God of Creation. She will pay with her soul for this and all those that take part in this film. I, YAHUVEH, will send forth MY wrath on those that call themselves the greatest to the least. This includes not only the Studio, Producers, Script Writers, Actors, wardrobe, caterers; make up artists, even the stand-in actors and actresses. I, YAHUVEH, will pour out MY Wrath on even the State this is filmed in. I, YAHUVEH, warn any advertiser I, YAHUVEH, will command MY Babies, Bride, Chosen Ones and Elect as well even those who do not serve nor obey MY Holy Word but know there is a God YAHUVEH to fear, to protest and boycott your products.

A woman named Ellen Degeneres will openly mock ME, portraying to be Almighty God. Ellen Degenerate She is not only openly gay but she is the first in America to be embraced by the White House which included the President of the U.S.A., as they held a dinner for her and her same sex partner she claims to have married. I, YAHUVEH, call Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Degenerate. She is reprobate and knows no shame as she is rewarded by satan with fortune and fame for she was the first to claim same sex marriage and knows no shame and is proud of her name. Start protesting and boycotting and warning all who will listen anyone that watches this film and listens to her mock I, YAHUVEH, and does not protest in fear will reap what she will sow.

I prophesied through MY Daughter Elisabeth, and that prophecy has been posted for years now for all to read [Prophecy 20], Ellen DeGeneres spoon fed the children and people the spirit of homosexuality while laughing about it. Because of this I, YAHUVEH, prophesied she would be the first to taste the Boiling Black Blood Plague when she will beg to die as black blood will spew from her mouth. All the sexually immoral will suffer this end time plague. I, YAHUVEH, prophesied this through this handmaiden of MINE because I knew what Ellen DeGeneres' master satan would have her do and that is to mock the Creator of all Creation.

Prophet Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia, Amightywind 162 Comments [2/2/2012 4:32:01 AM]
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The Wild One, Forever

Fascinating. These people are nuts and no longer even attempt to hide it.

2/2/2012 4:36:53 AM


Translation: I, Elisabeth, am a nobody.

2/2/2012 4:37:16 AM


Delusions of grandeur much?

2/2/2012 4:45:48 AM



2/2/2012 4:49:58 AM

err... what is this about anyway ?

2/2/2012 4:55:48 AM


Did someone hear something? All I got out of that was WHAAAAAARGRRRRBBBLLLLLL!

2/2/2012 4:58:20 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Well, get on with it already. What the fuck are you waiting for? Let's see the "wrath."

2/2/2012 4:58:21 AM


It's ok to not like Ellen Degeneres, however, I think you may be taking it a wee bit far. Also, why are you off your meds? The people in white coats are there to help you, I swear!!

2/2/2012 5:00:34 AM

Raised by Horses


Do you need a bucket?

2/2/2012 5:01:30 AM


There's a rubber room waiting for dear Elizabeth.

2/2/2012 5:03:24 AM


What does the Bible say about false prophets?

Off to the lake of fire with you! Ellen will save you a seat.

2/2/2012 5:05:31 AM


AHHHHHH, THE STUPID, IT BURNS! IT BURNS LIKE THE THOUSAND FIRES OF HELL! SHE'S RIGHT, SHE'S RIGHT! We'll all burn! In a lake of fire! Fueled by the stupidity of this Whaaarrgarrrblll! My skin! It's eating my skin.

-clicks the x- and now we're back ladies and gentlemen. A crazy person momentarily came and frightened me but she's gone now - I stuffed the pills down her throat and she disappeared along with her insane rantings.

2/2/2012 5:12:57 AM


2/2/2012 5:17:06 AM

Balthazar The Wise

There is only one question which is appropriate for such an eloquent and well thought out statement such as this:

u mad bro

2/2/2012 5:42:51 AM


YAHUVEH missed a good chance to smite those that mock him when Alanis Morissette played the part in Dogma. Then again, as far as I am aware, she's not a lesbian. So I assume only lesbians who play god get smited. Or is it smote? Great movie, btw.

2/2/2012 5:44:32 AM


Somehow I'm not so sure God would use that much CapsLock. Or care so much about Ellen DeGeneres.

2/2/2012 5:55:05 AM


Yes, yes, that's nice Elisabeth but your free time privileges are up. Back to your asylum cell...

2/2/2012 5:59:16 AM

Table Rock

The only one trying to play YAHUVEH is you, and frankly I think your performance was... let's just say I don't think the academy will be giving you a call.

2/2/2012 6:07:58 AM


Remake of a shit movie? Meh.

Fundies getting their knickers in a twist? Much funnier than the movie.

2/2/2012 6:38:01 AM


What movie is this about?

2/2/2012 6:38:49 AM


Schizophrenia is a terrible disease. You really need to seek medical help immediately.

2/2/2012 6:48:03 AM


Ms. DeGeneres is slated to reprise George Burns' role in a remake of "Oh, God".

BTW, fake prophecy trick #1: Backdate anything you've written so that it seems like your predictions were right, even when they are still wrong.

2/2/2012 6:53:37 AM

fundie God fan fiction.

2/2/2012 7:05:36 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You know, I was wondering when people would start making fun of Ellen Degeneres's name. But that's not the point right now.

Ms. Nikomia here sounds exactly like a spoiled, petulant child. That in and of itself should be sufficient proof that she does not speak for an omniscient and all-loving god. Why isn't Nikomia directing her anger toward, say, Newt Gingrich? You know, the serial adulterer who divorced his cancer-ridden wife in order to marry a trophy?

2/2/2012 7:06:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

I, YAHUVEH, will send forth MY wrath on those that call themselves the greatest to the least. This includes not only the Studio, Producers, Script Writers, Actors, wardrobe, caterers; make up artists, even the stand-in actors and actresses. I, YAHUVEH, will pour out MY Wrath on even the State this is filmed in.

Because you're a kind, loving, and merciful god, no doubt.

YAHUVEH, call Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Degenerate.

So God does have a sense of humor, but needs to work on it a bit. Apparently he can make fun of others, but can't take it when someone mocks him.

2/2/2012 7:09:12 AM

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