oh yes they do, and I knew you were a harpy. let's get it straight bitch. you bleed every month and go through the pain of pregnancy for what you did to Jesus. fuck you forever. you women have a king and his name is Jesus. You will never undo his bloodstain from your shit stained soul!
[Response: "Eve did nothing to Jesus."]
she helped kill him through jezebel and satan. you're damned forever! BETRAYER OF MAN! DON'T YOU EVER TALK! YOU, THOSE ROBOTS, THOSE CIRCUMCISED DEMONS! YOU MADE ALL THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR WEAKNESS! FUCK YOU! YOU LEAVE HIS KINGDOM RUINED! HIS MERCY IS THE ONLY THING LETTING YOU LIVE!
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We over here in Germay have a chancellor and her name is Angela Merkel. Not Jesus.
With a handle like that, the OP evokes in me a vision of someone fighting hard even to tie his shoelaces.
Wasn't it God's plan that Eve eat from the tree? I mean, after all he is the one who put the Tree of Knowledge smack dab in the middle of the Garden of Eden, and being all-knowing he knew damn well she and Adam would eat from it. So I don't understand this whole punishment thing.
BTW, other mammals menstruate too, so what did they do to deserve it?
*AARRRGGGLLLEEE*!
i write inflammatory garbage in small caps. NOW I WRITE INFLAMMATORY GARBAGE IN LARGE CAPS!
Judith (Personally Sawed Off An Enemy Of Israel's Head), Esther (Instrumental In The Downfall of Another Genocidal Enemy Of Israel), Deborah (The First Judge Of Israel, Great Prophetess & Military Strategist) & Mary Magdalene ('The Apostle To The Apostles', first witness to the Resurrection & likely Jesus' beloved) would like a word with you, buster....along with the woman at the well, the lady Jesus saved from being stoned to death, the lady with the hemorrhage, the young girl raised from the dead.....
God (and of couuuuurse , Jesus is him too!) is the deity of Abraham & Moses. Jesus was a Jew (Born of a Nazarene Jew mother; Bris , Bar Mitzvah'd the works). The Romans crucified Jesus. If not for 'what the Jews did to Jesus', you wouldn't have a fucking religion, so you owe THEM more than you can imagine.
Jews don't acknowledge your 'Jesus' (who himself was Jewish) as their 'Messiah'. In that case, why is Jesus - a Jew - revered as an important prophet by Muslims ?
So many of your lot are 'Supporters of Israel'. Israel is full of Jews. Question: if there is only one 'Truth', why are there thousands of denominations of Christians?
Trying to have your cake and eat it, much? Hating those who killed one of their own kind (when it wasn't they who did?) No wonder right-wing Fundamental ist* Christainity is dying.
When those who you'd consider 'Heathens' - we Atheists - know more about your own 'beliefs' (and it's universe-sized plot holes, inconsistencies, contradictions etc) - than you do.
*- And hecan'tfindawayoutofanopenpaperbag here is proof that you can't spell 'Right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity' without the word Mental .
Who let this crazy little monkey out of his cage?
Truly insane. Circumcised robot demons sound like something out of a bad acid trip, or a fever dream.
I have to agree with Broton. A slobbering mental case is really no fun to bait, even if his particular delusion is fundy, extreme RW or conspiracy. It's sort of like kicking someone when they're down.
Of course, whenever I actually run into a fundy head case like this on the street and they want to share their delusion with me, I usually give them a face full of pepper spray. I mean, benevolance only goes so far.
Even if the Amdam and Eve fable were true, how does that make every other woman ever to exist guilty of her actions? By that logic, you, as a man, are guilty of the crimes of Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot. See how that works?
The extreme pain of childbirth in humans is due to imperfect changes in the structure of our bodies during our evolution from quadraped to biped.
And animals menstruate, too.
Thank you, OP, for demonstrating how immature MRAs are.
"I'm wrong? WAAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAARRRBLGARBLLLLL!"
@Pip
No, Vox Day is a scheming and reasonably intelligent (if rather deluded) hatemonger who believes the crap he spouts, but this moron is just an incoherent raving idiot.
you bleed every month and go through the pain of pregnancy for what you did to Jesus.
Pain of pregnancy? Heck, that's nothing! There's a sea worm that has no reproductive openings. Instead, the male poops sperm into the female's mouth through his anus. The sperm migrates through her intestine wall to her eggs, where they develop inside her body cavity. When the larvae are ready to emerge, they have no way to get out, so they rip through her skin and leave her dead and shredded body to sink to the sea floor. What did the worms do to Jesus to warrant that?
Pregnancy was known to have occurred a few millennia before Jesus. Never mind.
If he isn't a poe, I hope someone is keeping a weather eye on this individual.
I'm hoping more for poe or troll since youfighttheuniverse's user page is no longer available.
If not, I second The Mocking Bard's statement.
@John
Pain of pregnancy? Heck, that's nothing! There's a sea worm that has no reproductive openings. Instead, the male poops sperm into the female's mouth through his anus. The sperm migrates through her intestine wall to her eggs, where they develop inside her body cavity. When the larvae are ready to emerge, they have no way to get out, so they rip through her skin and leave her dead and shredded body to sink to the sea floor. What did the worms do to Jesus to warrant that?
Maybe they are descendants from the worm in Eve’s apple?
Yes, other animals menstruate, but this is pretty much limited to primates. Estrus is not the same thing as menstruation. That said, this guy is a frothing idiot.
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