The country known to us as "America" is dead and gone. The greatest country in human history expired November 6, 2012 with the re-election of Obama. Dont blame Cruz for America's demise nor the "citizens" that voted for loon poop. Blame falls squarely at the feet of fruit loops, wingnut and loon poops who didnt turn out and vote him out. Period. America, like a patient in the ICU, is being kept "alive" with loon poop, QE3, money printing, and generous welfare programs. We all now live in Obamastahn, a bankrupt loon poop banana republic with no regard for the rule of law. Once the remnant of Americans who are toiling away at their jobs pooping up Obamastahn with their income tasxes come to their sensess the sooner we can start talking about loon pooping a new country. Till them we should move to Togo. Obamastahn is not worth fighting for.
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"The greatest country in human history expired November 6, 2012 with the re-election of Obama."
What happened when he was elected the first time? Was that country merely sick?
ATTENTION EVERYONE!
Loon Poop.
That is all.
The country known to us as "America" is dead and gone.
Weird. I still seem to be able to get a hot dog and use the internet. And the trains still worked and were nearly on time. If the USA is dead it has the liveliest corpse I've ever seen. Though it might explain why it's so unbelievably cold lately.
If this country truely is dead and gone, why don't you drag your sorry fucking ass to someplace like Russia, where they ignore scumbags like you whining about your "tasxes" while ducking your responsibilities.
In other words, just another loser who really should just fuck-off.
"I suggest that this post form the basis of a new award, the "LOON POOP" award, given to posts that use the same crazy term repeatedly as if to make some point"
If, by loop poop, FSTDT ever goes down for loop poop, I suggest we loop poop a new one by the name looppoop.net . That is loop poop (all).
Well, what's stopping you from doing - successfully (almost) - what those in Kiev have done?
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Methinks ol' Poo-tin's expression (at that EU meeting) yesterday - re. what was happening in that former Soviet Bloc state at that point in time - answers that question for you, NO UNo U. (PROTIP: Ukraine wants to be a member of the EU. Those ex-Soviet Bloc states that have joined are pro-US members of NATO. You do the maths, re. Poo-tin); even before you take into account the observation by an Anon in the above exerpt from a thread in 4chan's /b/, on essentially the same thing. >:D
Okay. That's the most times I've ever read "loon poop" in my entire life. Is loon pooping supposed to be good or bad?? This reads like a fucking Mad Lib. Yeah, okay, this guy is a troll spammer, but if they had used the word poop just slightly less it would be totally believable tea-partying fundie gibberish. The tools on RR, WLD, and WND would totally use the term loon poop...
Swede nailed it!
And ain't no loon poop.
"Blame falls squarely at the feet of fruit loops, wingnut and loon poops who didn't turn out and vote him out"
Roughly 50% of the American electorate don't vote during presidential elections. It would be interesting to see what the result would be if they did.
Money printing is common around the globe. Why is that a problem? Inflation isn't that bad lately. Doesn't help that going back to any other method would destroy the world economy worse than the great depression. I'll focus on that, cause you guys were already taking shots at loon poop.
@Frank and Pyro
Actually, some can't vote due to voter suppression and some don't vote due to voter apathy as they see Democrats and Republicans as the same thing, and some don't vote due to not seeing someone who reflects them well. I tend to vote democrat out of them being the closest to my interests, though I'd prefer a proper socialist or progressive party.
Dear crazy-ass American fundies:
Feel free to move to Uganda & leave the USA to the sane people.
Sincerely,
The rest of the bloody country
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@FSTDTers outside the USA:
"America" is an accepted shorthand for "United States of America" within the US and certain other countries. Arguing that with Americans (and let's face it, only USA citizens are called just "Americans") is unfortunately futile.
Well, you know...you can always just get the fuck out.
Move south of the border -they're more Christian than this country ever was (which begs the question on why your god has forsaken them?).
What a weird fetish: "loon poop". ~scratches head~ Have to say that's the first time I've encountered this particular kink.
However, this ... errrr ... person has illustrated the concept of "right wing nut job" quite well.
" we should move to Togo"
I'll help you pack.
Obama won because the Republicans can only come up with scary stupid idiots. It's not like I'm impressed with the pathetic joke, but the alternative was far more dangerously insane.
If youz all get your sorry asses outta the U,S, don't even think of the great white north, in fact take our loons with you to Togoland, Dumbfuckastan.
"Dont blame Cruz" Oh, we don't, it's still Cheney and crowd that really need to be locked up and away. Cruz is hopefully flavor of the month, Tea-Partiers are fickle old farts after all,Sarahs mostly lost them and Cruz will be replaced soon.
In fact it seems the only Tea-Party constant now.
"We weren't really behind W and Cheney" Later "We weren't serious about Palin and Bachmann" two years and it'll be Cruzs turn to fall out of favour. It's about the only thing they seem to be subconciously aware of, all their canidates are gonna roll the stupid train past sensible station sometime.
Confused?
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