Quote# 12697

[Regarding someone who supposedly discovered Noah's Ark]

It would be very, very, intresting if that is the real thing, but atheists will always deny what dosn't match exactly to their beliefs.

Krillin, Naruto Forums 18 Comments [6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 85943

Dancing is just as sinful at high school proms, ballrooms, town gatherings, etc. Dancing and immodest dress are synonymous. Dancing leads to lasciviousness (i.e., immoral sexual desire). The ONLY place where dancing is acceptable is between a husband and wife in the privacy of their own home, and without observation by others. America has deteriorated into a sexually perverted nation, where sensual and suggestive dancing is commonplace. As a result, millions of unwanted babies continue to be murdered every year through abortion. This is a great evil in America! We have earned the title from Muslims of being THE GREAT SATAN!

Think about it ... the average person today can't help but laugh at the thought that dancing is a sin; yet millions of unplanned pregnancies continue to be terminated through murderous abortions. Is it surprising that a nation that sees no harm in murdering children would also see no harm in premarital sex, petting, dancing, pornography, stealing, divorcing, and filthy conversation? I think not.

God will not bless a wicked nation whose citizens disobey His Word. America today as a morally-toxic society. This is a dangerous place to raise a family. Children are being indoctrinated and corrupted by the Communist public school system. Men are being corrupted by the sensual filth and pornographic smut that has overtaken and ruined our country. Women are being brainwashed by feminism, indoctrinated to destroy their marriages.

Young girls today, they want to have fun. Young girls today just wanna party. Today young girls wanna go to a nightclub and have open sex on the floor of the nightclub, and then put it on YouTube, and if they should get pregnant they want to throw the baby into a dumpster. That's the new America! No morals. No self-respect. No nation. No borders. No language. No culture. No responsibility. Now that's America today!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 129 Comments [2/5/2012 8:45:16 AM]
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Quote# 7036

I never say anything without having the evidence to back it up. If you want I have a list of criteia here that suggest a Divine Authorship of the Bible:
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* The fact that there is only one race, i.e. the Human Race or Adam's Race (Human Genome Project). If I am not mistaken, evolution says that the people groups on Earth evolved from different ape like creatures sometime in the distant past; hence, there would be different races.

The Tiny Saint, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 129233

(This was a reply on a page about met addiction being a demonic plot)

I tried it a few times, it made me so sick I didn't do it again. But there was one incident when I joined friends at their home, they have been using for at least 3 or 4 days without taking a break from it. I was invited over to smoke some weed with them, I came to the house completely sober. When I walked into the room I could feel the negative energy from everyone and the chemicals in the air; I closed the door behind me and when I turned away from the door, I saw a man in the corner with no eyes at all. It was a creepy figure, as soon as I looked away for a sec it was gone. All the people there high on meth looked at me all confused when I told them what I had seen, they didn't believe me. But I could still feel something there, not wanting me there; giving me an uninviting feeling. So I left after I was done smoking my blunt. I was not feeling the energy and atmosphere of that room.

Courage, Hub Pages 8 Comments [7/14/2017 7:13:44 AM]
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Quote# 3470

Really DocT. You ignore the truth of the Scriptures, so why would we be impressed with your pushing a book of a false religion?

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 119455

barry is evil to the core but ultimatly he is just a patsy.a tool the lefts true masters have been working on since the 50s. before that really but the plan they follow came to be in the 50s.
he is the lefts Anointed One.thats what he was raised to be.thats what he was born fo be from the beginning.in fact there is substantial evidence now that his birth was planned from the start and that even before his birth he was planned to become president. because once he was inside he could be used to destroy this country from within.
and he succeeded.we live in a dead rotting carcass now.and soon the rest of the world will join it.
he isnt the antichrist. what he IS is a tool of the antichrist.the right hand so to speak.
but as Christians we know how this book ends. hold fast that we might see it when the time comes. we win no matter what happens. when things happen they will happen fast. good idea to know your bible backwards and forwards. sword drills we call them. your loved ones need to do what we did and read and memorize the bible. you can make a game out of it, its fun. an hour or two every night.once day soon there might not be any bibles to be found and having a knowlege of what the bible says will let you know whats going on anywhere in the world at any given time. that knowledge will save your lives. make no msitake most of us wont live to see it but a few will. its better than news. keep your family close and your BIBLE closer.

Crossforce, WND 10 Comments [6/5/2016 4:00:27 PM]
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Quote# 5690

I agree with HeIsEnough. LOTR is pure fantasy taking place on a fantastical world with unreal characters. While Gandalf is cool, he is also not the main character or hero. HP [Harry Potter] is a kid, a real kid from a real world taken away to become a witch/warlock and made a child hero because of his abilities in the craft. He then has adventure after adventure. What kid wouldn't want to be HP???

Rom831, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 38525

"Transgender impulses are strong, but they don't match up with the Christian sexual ethic," says Warren Throckmorton, associate professor of psychology at Grove City College in Pennsylvania. "Desires must be brought into alignment with biblical teachings, but it will be inconvenient and distressful."
Throckmorton, past president of the American Mental Health Counselors Association, says he has advised transgendered people who are in absolute agony over their state. Typically, such individuals are desperately in search of hope and acceptance, he says. It may be uncomfortable to tell transgendered individuals that their desires don't align with the Bible, Throckmorton says, but pastors must do so. "Even if science does determine differentiation in the brain at birth," Throckmorton says, "even if there are prenatal influences, we can't set aside teachings of the Bible because of research findings."

Warren Throckmorton, Christianity Today 25 Comments [4/30/2008 8:53:52 PM]
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Quote# 71555

I still have yet to see any archaeological or paleontological evidence of macroevolution that hasn’t been revealed to be a hoax.

Amanda, Sincerely Amanda 54 Comments [3/19/2010 5:42:51 AM]
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Quote# 122251

Ignorance is a main factor. Because the 'old gods' of mythology have long been abandoned in the West, people seem to think they're history, but they are still around, in more subtle disguise.

Take the Zoroastrian "Immortals" for instance - this pagan system of Zarathushtra taught that the good God had created this seven-fold world as a place in which he could encounter the evil being and overcome him. To help him in this task he emanated six Amesha Spentas (Holy Immortals) who are at once aspects of God and independent divinities, one with him, and yet distinct. Isn't it amazing how today, sophisticated people who despise paganism of old, have embraced the idea of supernatural 'Immortals' such as TV and films depict with super-heroes? They may say it's just entertainment and fiction, but there's a massive following (usually quite young people) who are soaking it all up without question. It is a form of conditioning - softening them up to think nothing of these ancient pagan deities.

Then there's the way Horoscopes have infiltrated and influenced people. They think it's a fun thing based on 'planetary influences' but no - it's all about pagan deities! In astrology gods are assigned control over different parts of the human anatomy and over different spheres of human activity and personality. Of course, you never hear that from astrologers talking to the public. You never read, “You have this god in the sixth house” or, “There are three gods in a trine”. No, it is “Mercury is in the sixth house” or “There are no aspects to this planet”.

Annsan In Him, Yahoo! Answers 13 Comments [10/29/2016 3:10:27 AM]
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Quote# 42251

You atheists are like parasites, vampires. You are able to thrive off of the vibrancy, and liveliness of this Christian nation you inhabit.
Do you really want to end it all? You won’t have the stomach to stand against militant Islam - that would be so intolerant and un-PC, wouldn’t it? You don’t want to be bothered raising kids right? Just DINK yourselves out of existence and let Christians raise up soldiers to defend you.

Yurka, De-Conversion 55 Comments [7/3/2008 8:08:03 PM]
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Quote# 138978

incel = classwarfare; the inevitable future.

Society is slowly reorganizing itself around hypergamy, this drives most societal changes over the past 100 years. The vast majority of males will not mate, and will be segregated from society; while a few males have more than a dozen concubines,

Eugenics on a global scale, or any individual 'self improvement' or change isn't a viable solution. The incel class will always have to exist (and form a majority) in the hypergamy structure. Therefore a form of non-aggressive and preferably non-visible form of segregation will have to be employed to keep society running smoothly.

incels will be infantalized via culture, distracted and satiated until their lonely deaths with anime and videogames. Eventually UBI will be applied so incels can truly self-segregate themselves from the economy itself. Other types of technology like VR or legalized drugs will probably be used too.
Slowly die in your one room apartment watching anime and playing nintendo games; sorry it's required of you.
do not show your face in public

The only technological solution I can think of that can overcome this social structure is to increase the number of women, so we would need to produce a dozen females for each male. This is vastly less inefficient than the segregation option (seeing as most females are strictly consumers and a drain on society); so I highly highly doubt this will happen.
Any idea to return to enforced monogamy is reactionary and a retarded idea, that system is exactly what naturally progressed to this point anyway.
Inceldom is the inevitable path along the march of history.

LSS.ILLYA.SERIES, incels.me 9 Comments [7/18/2018 11:40:39 AM]
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Quote# 96880

"I don't have a big deal about someone's religion, but if you claim that the earth is 10,000 years old, it's just wrong." This comment is merely Nye's OPINION... as it is certainly NOT based on PROVEN FACT... :) Furthermore... he thus has lied... because he has stated recently that parents who teach their kids Creationism are guilty of "child abuse"... even though they comprise over 85% of the population of America... :)

There is MORE information and evidence that supports a young Earth than there is that supports evolution.... !!!:) These last few decades of "science gone wild" have simply generated excitement among "scientists" who BELIEVE the Earth is Billions of years old... ;P Hence... THAT is a component of THEIR "Religion"... !!!:) Scientists with doctorates who believe in a Creator God... : http://creation.com/creation-scientists

Paul Junior, Huffingtonpost.com 32 Comments [10/5/2013 4:00:09 AM]
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Submitted By: The Mocking Bard
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Quote# 47126

(Commenting on FSTDT...)
I think they had a bad church experience or were abused early in life by a relative or neighbor who happened to go to church and now harbor bitterness and hatred.
That's not always the case but most of it
The absent father syndrome is another reason
Keep praying for them.


Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 82 Comments [9/10/2008 5:44:11 PM]
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Quote# 102349

Do Not Work In A Job That Employs Women

Division of labor according to sex has been a feature of human societies since the beginning. There are even theories by some anthropologists that this division was what allowed Homo Sapiens to decisively pull ahead of their competitors. World War II and the ensuing scourge of feminism changed all of that in America and Europe. In part, this was a reflection of how industries were changing. Where farms and factories once employed most of the population, the country workforce shifted towards clerical and service work. Fortunately, there are still plenty of occupations that are dominated by men where you can escape the tyranny that is the modern feminist dominated work place. Given that so many jobs including women are legal minefields, as well as unpleasant and inhospitable to the masculine man, there are many reasons you should consider a change to a job where you can work in an all male environment.


Learn The True Meaning Of Teamwork

Are men or women better at working in teams? Although men are more individualistic, assertive, and aggressive, it is these very qualities that make them better at working in groups. Of course, it is a tired feminist talking point that “women value cooperation more than men do.” The truth is that women avoid overt conflict, but they love to keep drama bubbling under the surface. This translates to an atmosphere of mistrust in many teams that include women, even if females are experts at maintaining saccharine appearances.

Working with men only, one will find that conflicts are taken care of on the spot, preventing interpersonal problems from compounding; the assertiveness and aggression of men strengthens the group rather than weakens it. Working without the tensions that women cultivate, men are able to coalesce into ruthlessly efficient teams accomplishing feats from the heroic to the mundane that we take for granted (here, here, and here). Cooperative behavior releases dopamine to the brain in humans, which explains the immense pride that comes when you’re part of a group of men able to fight and work almost as one man, sometimes without even speaking. Camaraderie has been the drug of choice for men for time immemorial, and women’s preference for conflict destroys this.

Rediscover A Healthy Sense Of Mystery Around The Opposite Sex

In the past, men and women led lives that were parallel and interdependent but usually very separate. Men and women mingled together only at certain times of the day, or sometimes only certain times of the week or even year in the case of people who lived in rural areas. Every man enjoys the company of women, but most men become fatigued with too much. When men and women work separately, it cultivates a natural mystery and respect, so that time that men and women spend together is more appreciated. Presently, the sexes know each other too intimately, and familiarity leads to contempt. As any man who knows the ins and outs of the female mind will attest, the better you get to know women, the more you dislike them. Working a long day in the world of the masculine workplace, with its attendant cursing, laughing, and rough masculinity, one appreciates the contrasting feminine much more when he goes back to his woman (or women). Compare this with the modern workplace, where many men are so tired of feminine pettiness and drama by the end of the day that the prospect of being around women in the evening is exhausting.


Ditch The Corrosiveness That Women Bring To All Male Groups

In naval tradition, it was considered bad luck to have a woman on a ship, and this was more than a mere superstion ion. The introduction of a woman to an all male environment changes an atmosphere instantly. Obviously, there is the distraction, as focus that should be used to get work done is funneled into thoughts of fucking. But the really corrosive effect of women in all male workplaces is how it affects the way men treat each other. No longer are other men comrades and friends; they are competitors. This happens subconsciously, as men start to be suspicious of others and subtle posturing and power plays start. Once again, we see that the wisdom of our forefathers is usually superior to modern philosophies.


If you don’t already work in an all male occupation, you should explore ways to move into one. There are many fewer female free jobs than formerly, but they can be found with a little bit of digging. Perhaps I will write a post soon exploring the options available to young men starting their lives and older men looking to restart their lives (as an aside, one direction that I will specifically recommend against is the military; it has been thoroughly corrupted by feminism). If you’re ready to do embark on a path that will give you new respect for yourself and other men, start moving towards an all male job immediately. Your soul and your sanity will thank you for it.

Mjolnir, Return of Kings 35 Comments [7/29/2014 3:20:26 AM]
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Quote# 7502

Fox News is fair and balanced. It's fair to give the Republicans an alternative to the liberal run networks and the incredibly liberal CNN, and such an alternative balances things out to an extent (they need at least two more networks like that).

Fatty Arbuckle, Theology Web 14 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 104459

Oh how foolish are the sinful and rebellious hearts of men and women against the Lord that created them! Freddie Mercury left behind an estate valued at $15,500,000 to his family and friends. Freddie lived a reckless life of sodomy, fornication, illegal drugs and materialism.

Mercury died in London in his $4,000,000 home in 1991. He carried none of his wealth beyond the grave. He had such a beautiful voice, but used his talents for the devil. How sad! How tragic! Where is Freddie Mercury now? Hell!

My friend, you don't have to go to Hell. Jesus shed His blood to pay for the sins of mankind. I did not write this article to criticize Freddie Mercury. I wrote this article to express two observations I've made about Mr. Mercury's life: first, a life of booze, immorality, and devilish music always end in judgment; and second, all of Mercury's fame, wealth, and friends cannot help help him escape the wrath of God.

ALL Christ-rejecters go straight to Hell to be tormented in fire. I say this with great sadness, but it is the TRUTH nonetheless. I ask you to believe upon Jesus now as your Saviour. The Biblical doctrine and reality of God's wrath has been abandoned in America's pulpits. Psalm 7:11, “God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.”

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 45 Comments [11/2/2014 7:31:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Scolipendra
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Quote# 19894

[Supersport takes fundie asshattery to a whole new level]

All Aboard! Everyone hop on the Darwinist holocaust train!

Well the everyone grab your ticket! The dark side is going to make it that every man, woman and child has free health care. It's not exactly the same, but for me it brings back images of the jews being led towards the death showers in Germany.

supersport, CARM.org 120 Comments [1/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Quote# 111978

You cannot be both a feminist and carnist, when feminism stands for equal rights for all. Stop treating vegans like shit because of your lack of education on the movement, especially when they are supporting everything [else] you stand for.

Hadoukin , Proudly Pro-Choice 28 Comments [8/18/2015 6:00:03 PM]
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Quote# 81741

[Fareed Zakaria, in an interview with Charlie Rose, says that America can learn from the rest of the world.]

Sorry for my language, but FUCK Fareed and FUCK Charlie Rose. Rose should have slapped that camel jocky upside his anti-American head and told him "Hell YES this is the best system in the world!"

He wants to look at what others are doing? FUCK YOU Fareed. Go live there. Go live in some other country that gets it "righter" that we do. Stop taking American dollars, stop polluting American airwaves, STOP LIVING HERE.

Start your OWN country. Write a better document than the Constitution. One that is "less antiquated". Set up a system YOU like.

Oh wait. Already been done. It's called "Sharia".

Traitorous Moslem son of a bitch, you go to HELL!

(He advises the President. DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ANY MORE???)

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 112 Comments [6/6/2011 3:55:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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