Quote# 15570

["parodying" atheists]

GRRR Dr. Hovind, me is a mad athest, darn you for disproving mine theory. I be so angwy, that insted uf opining my mind, i am gunna continue to lye about evolution and make websights that lie about you.

Brandon H., DrDino.com 44 Comments [10/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13090

Ahhh Lord i love watching propechy unfold! I'm just wondering how long its going to be until they to invade Israel with the "enemy from the north" *cough*russia*cough* and they all watch as their planes and tanks blow up from some mysterious thing *cough*GOD*cough* hahaha these bitches will never know what hit them

Conserv_Atticus, Free Conservatives 35 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 66227

because i am a true christian who believes in talking about god and his son on a constant basis is the reason i have been found to be legally insane by the medical proffesion. They call it grandiose because i say i am friends with god and his son to the point that my every day life is consumed with talking about how wonderful god is and they would medicate that out of me but thank god for the fact that unless i am a criminal of some sort they cannot drug me for it. I am Jehovah's witness and i was Jailed for a crime i did not commit and then classified insane for being a religious fanatic because even in prison i would not stop preaching or singing songs about god.This is not uncommon in the us penitentiaries you are not supposed to be happy in confinment.

IJAH, yahoo answers 16 Comments [10/8/2009 2:58:11 PM]
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Quote# 1152

I mean this with all sincerity, No God fearing man would or should run on the democratic ticket in today's world. It is not the same party that it once was. Ronald Reagan said at his 1981 ingauration..."I did not leave the democratic party, The democratic party left me."
Even if a Christian has good intentions, being on the democratic ticket is like being an ice cube in hell, it just dosen't work.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 1 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 121648

GOD not only says that all souls are HIS, but in Numbers 16:22 Moses and Aaron said HE is “the GOD of the spirits of ALL flesh.” In Jeremiah 32:27 GOD says, “I am the LORD, the GOD of ALL flesh.” GOD, in Jeremiah 1:5, told Jeremiah, “Before I formed thee in the belly, I knew thee.”

How could anyone have the audacity to destroy the soul, the spirit, and the flesh of any human baby that GOD knew before they were formed in the belly, let alone before they came out of the womb, even in the case of rape?

The real law is the law of GOD.1 Let us see what the law of GOD says.

“If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die [physically and Spiritually], both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel. If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed [engaged] unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour’s wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her [rapes her], and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die: But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried [cried for help because she didn’t want to be raped], and there was none to save her [from being raped]. If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her [rapes her], and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away [divorce her] all his days” (Deuteronomy 22:22-29).

When I first saw this law I thought, “How could a woman want to marry any man that raped her?” Then immediately, my mind went back to that day forty-eight years ago in a lawyer’s office in Beverly Hills where I first became acquainted with GOD. HE commanded me to tell the people in that office that JESUS CHRIST was coming back to earth again. GOD’S SPIRIT was upon me with such power, and I began reasoning with HIM, saying, “LORD, I’ll tell them tomorrow. I’ll call them on the phone. I’ll send them cables, telegrams, but don’t make me tell them now.” The office was filled with an entourage of my people and other people from the movie industry. I thought they would have me committed to an insane asylum if I did what HE was telling me to say and do. So GOD started pulling my spirit, my soul, in and out of my body, and let me know that if I didn’t say what HE was telling me to say, I would die right then and there. There wouldn’t be anything I could do to stop HIM from killing me. At the same time, I was feeling how powerful and intelligent HE is, and knew that no one could stop HIM from doing whatever HE wanted to do. Before this happened to me, I never believed in GOD or JESUS. I was considered the best advertising agent in any kind of business including show business. From that day forth, I quit being an advertising agent and began seeking the LORD. I have no problem believing anything that GOD said or says.

Tony Alamo, Tony Alamo Christian Ministries 9 Comments [9/17/2016 3:51:47 PM]
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Quote# 23148

If they despise the religion and so sure of non existence of god, why so often they are so horny to harrass and make fool of religious people? where comes that kind of desire? I v no religion, but I am a guy who thinks none of scientific theories so far cant be strong enough to knock out the god. so I always wonder where the atheists get that eagerness to harrass religious people and to be so sarcastic about religion.

iamreal, Yahoo! Answers 28 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17872

Maybe God removed an essential part from our brains called the Super-conscious mind besides the Sub-conscious mind to prevent anyone from seeing his creation.

There is a clue that I think that humans are separate from animals, and that's our faces give our unique identity. Ape faces look like an army of clones like the ones in Star Wars.It would be evolution if all human, male and female, faces are the same.

Quasicentennial, Christian Forums 47 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 80919

In a round-about effort to end governmental support for LGBT centers on public college campuses, the Texas house of representatives passed a budget provision requiring any school with a gay center to offer the same financial support to a "traditional values" center.

The Texas house passed the budget provision earlier this month by a 110-24 margin, reports Inside Higher Ed. If passed by the senate and signed into law by the governor, the legislation would require equal funding for promoting "family and traditional values." The group that worked with the bill's sponsor is the Young Conservatives of Texas. The group's senior vice chairman, Tony McDonald, admits he hopes, if the bill passes, all public universities in Texas will defund LGBT centers rather than provide equal money for conservative centers — McDonald believed legislation to cut funding from gay centers was less likely to pass, so his group advocated for the "traditional values" centers.

McDonald told Inside Higher Ed that students "who want to promote a homosexual lifestyle" can do so "on their own time and with their own money."



Tony McDonald, Advocate 40 Comments [4/29/2011 3:08:03 AM]
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Quote# 7437

I know many 'Christian' females that dress certain way outside the church. (i.e. tight jeans, little open blouses, shorts that are too short , skirts that are very short...) Then they dress differently when they go to church service. They don't realize that they are been hypocrites. The same way you dress to church is the same way you should dress when you out of church. (yes, even if you wear an Astronaut suit to church)

BraveErudite, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3721

As far as it being a scientific text book for his heard, I would like to remind you that the plague was brought under control by the use of Scripture. I would also like to remind you that the Bible tells us that SIN is passed down by the Fathers. Is this a simplified statement for Hereditary conditions??

ddlewis86, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 87545

The problem with Gay people, is that if you look the other way & try to let them have all the same rights as a straight person & whatnot, THEY STILL FORCE THEIR LIFE CHOICE ON EVERYONE ELSE!!! They have this fucking Attitude like "GAY IS THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO BE & EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST WRONG, & We're gonna Pressure All the Straight People in the world into 'Realizing' that they are gay too (Forcing people to choose gay over straight to fit in w/ them). YOU WANNA BE GAY?!? FINE, GO!!! BUT GO BE GAY QUIETLY & LEAVE PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE THE OTHER LIFE CHOICE ALONE, OR EVENTUALLY YOU (As a type of People) WILL BE FUCKING EXTERMINATED....

thedeem0n , The Slog 54 Comments [5/28/2012 11:27:19 AM]
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Quote# 111675

INCUBUS – A male spirit of demonic fallen angel that lie on sleeping persons, especially women, with whom it sought sexual intercourse.

SUCCUBUS – a female spirit of demonic fallen angel that have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

INCUBI – Demonic sexual attacks on females; may be caused by sexual sins, witchcraft spells, curses of lust, inherited curses, being abused, can attack children

SUCCUBI – demonic sexual attacks on males, may be caused by the same as Incubi above

These demonic fallen angels have sex with both men and women, AND YOU KNOW IT. It’s not a dream, and it is not your imaginationor even if it is there,it is them spiritualy attacking you and you need not to ignore that or either them not attacking you may turn you into prostitute or sexual maniac that means possessing you to pass their demon seed to give birth to hybrid civilisation,it is all in process and foretold in the bible:”Daniel 2:43 And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.”

What God thinks about hbrid kingdom:

“Daniel 2:44
“In the time of those kings, the God of heaven will set up a kingdom that will never be destroyed, nor will it be left to another people. It will crush all those kingdoms and bring them to an end, but it will itself endure forever.”

So God will destroy hybrid one and make new holy one,take that in your face demonic fallen ones!

The Secret Commonwealth of Elves, Fauns and Fairies people did,these are the race of fallen virtues,anyways i will give you list of races of celestial races both holy and fallen have of evry single one of the we have fallen race and all of them have one group that is ispecialy sexual vampire predatory race for hybridisation or just for their own gain and pleasure killink hybrids and ascending to 5D now they are not after 2012 of 21.december able to do it and they are able to do their biding only here and only to do hybridisation when they kill their hybrid they can get higher as they are all on earth now they can not because the intersimansional settings have been changed,but the thing is that they are demonising some peopel just to take them to do hidden sex to pass their demonic seed.

kizve, Ultimate Truths 33 Comments [8/11/2015 5:15:16 AM]
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Quote# 40889

[The number of strawmen, and other logical fallacies in this document should probably be used as a way to teach how "not" to argue.]

The arrogance displayed by the evolutionist class is totally
unwarrented. The facts warrent the violent expulsion of
all evolutionists from civilized society. I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans, e.g., scout, or youth, leader, teacher and, obviously, professor. Oh, by the way… What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?

Tom Willis, Newsletter for The Creation Science Association of Mid-America 32 Comments [6/13/2008 12:51:03 PM]
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Quote# 106895

The Torah is a timeless template for posterity. Whenever the masses seize power, the result is horrifying. Here in Israel, the rule of the ignorant masses - even those who have kippot on their heads - has led to a statutory and legislative uprooting of Torah values, Heaven forbid. These are the erev rav and those who partner with them. They are easily recognized by their readiness to trample the sanctity of the Sabbath, the institution of marriage, the conversion laws and Torah learning in the Land of Israel. They scoff at our people's spiritual leadership. Their true motivation is to give a free reign to their base urges and appetites; not only that, but to legitimize them with legislation. As in the time of the Golden Calf, even decent people are afraid of speaking up against what's "politically correct". "Political correctness" is none other than the muscling of the ignorant masses by way of the erev rav's control of media, legislative and judicial organs. It's not truth - Torah is.

Rabbi Lazer Brody, Breslev.co.il 15 Comments [3/7/2015 8:21:16 AM]
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Quote# 119274

Activists hoping to keep transgender people out of bathrooms just got a new ally: the Ku Klux Klan.

An Alabama neighborhood received fliers speaking out in support of laws like the one passed in North Carolina, that confine bathrooms to gender assignment at birth. They also begged for new recruits and solicit donations.

“It appears to be against transgender and transgender bathrooms and it was basically a recruitment flier,” Capt. Will Benny explained to the Dothan Eagle.

“What you’re dealing with is potentially implications of a hate crime or promoting a hate crime, so we notified the FBI,” reported Dothan Police Chief Steve Parrish.

Benny clarified there is no crime committed simply by distributing fliers, but he still forwarded it to the FBI for intelligence information.

“Obviously, any time you get hate-related material there’s a reason to be cautious and to investigate it,” Capt. Stacy Robinson said, emphasizing that the flier was also forwarded to the FBI as a precautionary measure.

The flier calls transgender people an “abomination” in accordance with the King James Bible, which never specifically refers to transgender people or gender identity. It also quotes Deuteronomy 22:5, “A woman shall not wear that pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment. For all that do are an abomination unto the Lord thy God.”

Appearing as though the Klan is coming out against women wearing pants, as well, the flier suggests trans people are endangering the safety of women and children by using the bathroom

A phone number is listed on it, as well as website, where allies to the KKK’s anti-transgender cause can make donations to the hate group.

It was signed by “The Loyal White Knights of the KKK.”

This is the second flier Alabama residents have received this month from the KKK. May 16, midtown Mobile got blanketed with KKK fliers. The same happened in Mississippi, just two days later.

Right-wing, transphobic Christians are flocking to Target stores to protest a new policy that allows people to use whatever bathroom that matches their gender identity.

Loyal White Knights of the KKK, Raw Story 31 Comments [5/27/2016 3:38:39 AM]
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Quote# 57459

The only places in the world were the accept this type of bull-shit are places like CHINA and NORTH KOREA.

where free thought and free speach are not allowed.

SO people are brain-washed with this bull shit
and not allowed to use common sense.

And this dip-sticks call them selfs free thinkers cause they have been hood-winked by
this greek mythology that DARWIN calls evolution.
Can some say centaur or Pegasus!
LOL your are so funny funny little minds.

tvshowclassics, Youtube 17 Comments [1/31/2009 3:11:09 AM]
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Quote# 39317

[Re: Einstein said belief in god was childish]

Well, Einstein was correct. Jesus says we must receive Him as a little child, with the humility of a child. Einstein was too proud to humble himself . Who is the fool, the Bible says the fool has said in his heart that there is no God, so according to the Bible Einstein was/is a fool.

Not only that, right now, years after his death his words are probably influencing gullible people to deny a personal God, thus damning themselves to hell.

I don't see how someone that was supposedly so smart could have such a hard time with even believing in a personal God. Sorry, it just baffles me that with all creation /the obvious order of things-how could you deny a supreme intelligence was behind it, and gasp... even interested in his creation? Yet society holds up these atheist/agnostic philosophers and scientists like they are so intellectual and sophisticated.

The Bible says God sits on his throne and laughs at man, sitting on earth shaking his puny fist at God, God will have the last word and every one of these mockers will be silenced and punished.

Paul M, RR 49 Comments [5/15/2008 4:44:12 PM]
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Quote# 42001

Yes, it is amazing. But I counter it when I can. A year and a half ago, when I was at my former job, I had a coworker ask me if I believe in ghosts. I said "No, but I do believe in demons." I think it freaked her out (she's a nonbeliever). I think that was that last question that she ever asked me that touched on my beliefs. We had talked about other things before, so she knows where I stand with my faith and my thoughts on morals (completely 180 degrees from where she stands). But I think that day she thought of me as a nut job. A right wing religious nut job!

Jennifleur, RR 5 Comments [6/30/2008 12:56:07 AM]
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Quote# 24063

GEE.....
I wonder how it would make an atheist feel to find out that their child has become a devout, card carrying, Christian??
I can hear it now...ATHEOS FORBID!! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!! AND HERE WE HAVE SPENT FOUR DECADES BUSTING OUR HUMPS TO PROTECT YOU FROM ANY TAINT OF CHRISTIANITY!
OH, BOO HOO HOO HOO....OH, ATHEOS, WHERE DID I GO WRONG......

angeltress, Yahoo! Answers 110 Comments [4/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 295

You have to believe with your mind before you can think with your heart, and your not going to believe in your mind if you don't wish to.

Jasen, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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