Quote# 133741

The organizer of the LGBT movement was a pedophile. His main reason to organize the LGBT’s was to create an environment conducive for pedophilia.

vetvetdoug, Free Republic 18 Comments [11/2/2017 10:59:58 AM]
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Quote# 33839

{Fundamentalism in a Nutshell]

Prevention vs Cure

The Bible favors prevention versus cure. The Republican party favors prevention and the democratic party favors cure. Abortion is a cure to the problem of sexual immorality. Funding for AIDS is the cure for the sin of homosexuality. Welfare is the cure for the sin of pornography that lead to the illegitimate children that leads to the need for welfare.

Republicans and Christians want to prevent people from getting to where they need abortion, AIDS cures and welfare. Abortion, AIDS and welfare are very painful to the people involved.

clirus, Politico 50 Comments [1/20/2008 7:20:30 AM]
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Quote# 19962

Jesus is not a Hindu woman. Or any other person that has a mark on their forehead. He is not a Muslum either. How do I know? He came to New York and talked to me. That is right. He has returned, but not in body. Jesus talked to me in the spring of 2006. I have proof. I will say that again, I don’t have faith, I have proof. This is not at lie or a joke. Jesus really has returned. He talke to me. I am Melanie Stephan.

Melanie Stephan, Stupid Evil Bastard 86 Comments [1/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5496

God made a way at great cost to Himself- the only thing He asks us to do is believe through faith... As Occam's Razor says- who has something to lose here? Those who believe or those who don't?

kerri, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 82845

They’re playing games with us on this heat wave, again. Even Drudge. Drudge getting sucked in here. Going to be 116 in Washington. No, it’s not. It’s gonna be like 100, maybe 99. A heat index, manufactured by the government to tell you what it feels like when you add the humidity in there.

116. When’s the last time the heat index was reported as an actual temperature? It hasn’t been, but it looks like they’re trying to get away with doing that now. 116. Drudge is just linking to other people reporting. He’s not saying it, I don’t want to misunderstand, but he’s linking to stories which say 116 degrees in Washington. No!

It’s going to top out as 102, 103. It does this every year. We have this every year. There’s a heat dome over half the country, midwest is moving east. And it happens every summer. Every summer.

If we want to cool things off, please, Al Gore, schedule a global warming conference, wherever, in Washington! Go there. You want that 103, 116 to get normal? It will, within an hour of Gore announcing that he’s going! Another ten degrees off when he shows up. Plus hail, and rain, and maybe some high winds to really cool people off! That’s all that has to happen.

Rush Limbaugh, Think Progress 57 Comments [7/27/2011 3:27:07 AM]
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Quote# 66068

this is scary, its like what hitler did when he brainwashed the children of germany, now obama is doing it. well he can't have me brainwashed, i am a junior in high school, and i will never believe what he says, i have formed my opioion and i stand for Jesus and only him!

Autumn Varney, Facebook 84 Comments [9/27/2009 11:26:05 AM]
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Quote# 51925

[Jill Stanek, radical anti-abortion activist and longtime critic of Barack Obama, shares her thoughts on the results of this election in her newest article, "Life Will Not Go On".]

Barack Obama was elected president despite the fact he supports abortion into the fourth trimester.

Either the 63 million people voting for him didn't know about his radical record, which includes abandoning abortion survivors to die, didn't care, or didn't believe it.

Meanwhile all three state pro-life initiatives failed Tuesday: the California Abortion Waiting Period and Parental Notification Initiative, the Colorado Equal Rights Amendment (defining personhood as beginning at conception) and the South Dakota Abortion Ban Initiative.

And both state anti-life initiatives passed: the Michigan Stem Cell Initiative (allowing human embryo experimentation) and the Washington Death with Dignity Initiative (allowing physician assisted suicide).

Altogether, this means we are fooling ourselves if we think the United States is still a Christian nation. Its people just elected a barbarian as president, authorized the killing of both its youngest and sickest, rejected scientific fact that human life begins at conception, blocked parental intervention of abortions of young girls, and voted down the wording of an abortion ban they said only two years ago they would support.

Jill Stanek, World Net Daily 76 Comments [11/11/2008 7:29:43 AM]
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Quote# 8241

Science is for retards

Only a retard would try to use science to determine the ultimate reality of our existence.

Sojourner, Christian Forums 25 Comments [11/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21653

If evolution is true, why hasn't my mac given birth to a PC?

I mean we all know that PCs are better than macs, if evolution were true, my mac could give birth to a PC.

RichardT, Christian Forums 78 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 42986

The dead sea scrolls were found in a cave on the Mediteranean ocean, and were scientifically proven to have been written by Jesus.

Bob, Topix 47 Comments [7/16/2008 10:56:49 AM]
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Quote# 123742

Narcissism is the pursuit of gratification from vanity or egotistic admiration of one's own attributes. According to Illimitable Men, "All people with narcissistic personality disorder are narcissists, but not all narcissists have a personality disorder. A healthy dose of narcissism is a performance-enhancer, for it improves one’s effectiveness by amplifying their self-love, confidence and boldness."[1] According to Bonecrker:[2]

women do not ever want to hear anything about you (sad but true). Women always find this offensive and think the guy is narcissistic (a projection of what they actually are) even if his talking about himself is brief and in context to the situation. On the other hand, if you spend all your time asking leading questions about her and then fleshing out the details of her life, only pausing to add various compliments to her, she will think you are the most brilliant conversationalist in the world, even though you have basically said nothing. You can do this for hours and hours and she’ll never even think to ask anything about you. It’s downright bizarre and disturbing, once you’ve experienced it. But not as bizarre and disturbing as the effect it has on how they see you.

Illimitable Men notes that "whilst narcissism is a suit well-worn on a man, it is one ill-fitting for a woman. Whilst women are inherently drawn to male narcissism as overconfidence is the linchpin of good masculine game, female narcissism is unattractive to the majority of men. In women it manifests as bratty, spoiled 'hot girl behaviour' and men, especially top-tier men, don’t want to feel like they’re babysitting an overgrown child."[3]

It also notes, "Being grandiose never hindered a man’s chances of getting laid."[4]

The two types of narcissism are infantile and grandiose.

Heartiste advises, "Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist."[5]

Article "Narcissism", Kings Wiki 15 Comments [1/18/2017 3:06:56 PM]
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Quote# 10026

[This post was written on 7-Mar-2006, so his prediction is set for 19-Mar-2006]

In 12 days when the "day we will never forget" becomes reality, will there be people in this world expressing hate instead of love? Will we be made aware of strife in the Middle East instead of peace? How many children will be treated like royalty, getting many good things to keep them happy? How many children will be crying because parents are unable to feed them? How many fornicators and adulterers will be making babies to abort rather than letting them be born into homes where they can be nurtured?

When God looks upon all nations in 12 days, will He see obedient souls doing as He has instructed -- or will He see disobedience and disrespect for His Laws? How long do we expect Him to disregard contempt for His authority? How long must children of the Father wait before those who do evil are prevented from corrupting His creation?

Elijah, Music City Revival 34 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 43226

Now we will see how Satan substituted the filthy pigsty goddess Circe or Cybele for the King of Kings. Around 325 A.D. a new "jesus' began to appear with long hair and effeminate features.

At the time of Pope Constantine, a new effeminate "jesus" began to appear with long hair.

This was not the Jesus of the Bible who defeated Satan and ALL the hosts of hell.

The REAL Jesus of the Bible did not have long hair. St. Paul said that it was a SHAME for a man to have long hair:

"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" (I Cor. 11:14).

St. John, in the book of Revelation, describes a destroying army of the demons of hell and they ALL have LONG hair:

"And they (demons) had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions" (Rev. 9:8).

Satan, through his Circe of Rome, seeks to turn all men into PIGS!!

Niall Kilkenny, Reformation.org 45 Comments [7/19/2008 11:46:53 PM]
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Quote# 906

The bottom line is that there is much more evidence for God's existence than his non-existence. The percentage of the total world population that is either non-religious or anti-religious is only about 14 percent."

"The atheist group has been losing significant ground, by the way, since Communism failed in the countries that used to make up the old Soviet Block.

dad4jesus, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17547

J P Moreland an excellent Christian Philosopher responding to atheists claim that man is nothing more than brains and a body that ceases to exist at death has philsophically from science refuted that claim by giving a sound argument for the existence of an IMMATERIAL SOUL.

He has stated that from a LEGAL PERSPECTIVE if human beings were merely material, man COULD NOT be held accountable THIS YEAR for a crime LAST YEAR because physical composition changes over time. IOW everyday, we lose multiplied millions of microscopic particles-in fact every seven years virtually every part of our material anatomy changes APART from aspects of our neurological system. From a purely material perspective therefore, the person who previously committed a crime is PRESENTLY NOT the same person.

However, to attempt to use this reasoning as a line of defense would not get very far because the IMMATERIAL MIND (soul) that atheists claim doesn't exist in fact DOES EXIST because your mind stays with you even though materially you fully change.

Again atheism bites the dust.

Nucc, Reasoning 15 Comments [11/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 125192

One, no one is "gay". Your neighbors are not "gay". There is no such thing as "gay". Just because they like engaging in a deviant behavior does not mean they are equivalent to a new race or gender. All that is is one of many made up words and phrases as marketing terms to sanitize homosexual behavior to make people like you think it's normal when it isn't. You apparently bought it. It's not true.

And yeah, it's mighty telling. It's mighty telling that apparently many Republicans have no principles. Is that what you think is telling? If not, what do you think is telling? What he said is true. Many people who think they are "gay" were molested. But many have just bought the lies that it's normal and think just because it feels good to them, it's right and normal.

RedRaider, Newsbusters 18 Comments [3/7/2017 12:48:25 PM]
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Quote# 124479

Oklahoma state Rep. Justin Humphrey (R) recently suggested that women who chose to have an abortion were “irresponsible” and should be treated as a “host” for the fetuses they are carrying.

Speaking to The Intercept last week, Humphrey defended a bill he is sponsoring that would force women to obtain the permission of the father before having an abortion.

Humphrey said that he had originally wanted a bill to force fathers to pay child support, but that language was later removed to focus on the rights of the man.

“I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions,” the lawmaker insisted.

Humphrey argued that women lose the right to make decisions about their bodies as soon as they become pregnant.

“I understand that they feel like that is their body,” Humphrey remarked. “I feel like it is a separate — what I call them is, is you’re a ‘host.’ And you know when you enter into a relationship you’re going to be that host and so, you know, if you pre-know that then take all precautions and don’t get pregnant.”

“So that’s where I’m at. I’m like, hey, your body is your body and be responsible with it,” he added. “But after you’re irresponsible then don’t claim, well, I can just go and do this with another body, when you’re the host and you invited that in.”

Justin Humphrey, Raw Story 9 Comments [2/13/2017 3:12:00 PM]
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Quote# 64108

[In a thread about "embryo adoption"]

The Church does teach that surrogacy is morally wrong. This interferes with the natural process of God's creation. A life formed in the marital act of a loving husband and wife. Anything outside of this is morally unacceptable.

Although adoption and implatation is a solution, it's not a morally justifiable solution and it doesn't seem likely the Church will accept this. The reason we don't have an answer from the Church is because it's a very complicated issue. Human beings are playing God with lives, such injustice is difficult to reach a good solution.

The injustice to these embryos is that they are frozen and the moral thing to do is remove from the frozen state, to restore their human dignity. Although this would lead to their death, death would not be the intent, only the result of the injustice they already recieved by being imorally created. They would be like martyrs. This is more likely the way it will have to be. It's difficult to understand and if the Church goes this way, they will get beat up on it.

06convert, Catholic Answers 44 Comments [7/19/2009 12:37:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 86504

[From a news article in which the headline reads "Controversial assembly at Iowa high school stirs outrage, protest."]

Students and teachers at an Iowa high school say they were blindsided when a traveling band slammed them with anti-gay, anti-abortion and other extremist views during what was billed as an assembly about bullying.

"They told my daughter, the girls, that they were going to have mud on their wedding dresses if they weren't virgins," Jennifer Littlefield, a mother of a Dunkerton High School junior, told the Lacrosse Tribune.

The band, Junkyard Prophet, began the assembly late last week with music, then separated the boys and girls into different groups.

That, according to the newspaper, is where everything went off the rails.

The girls were told to assume a submissive role in their household and remain "pure" until marriage, students said. The boys said they were shown images of musicians who died of drug overdoses.

Junkyard Prophet bandmembers also told them that homosexuals died at the age of 42, the students claimed.

The band told the WCF Courier they want to host another gathering to restore their tarnished reputation, but didn’t deny the students’ claims.

A colleague of the band, Jake McMillian, confirmed the group showed the high schoolers pictures of aborted fetuses and did not back off the anti-homoxuality claims.

"It's a destructive lifestyle," he argued, according to the Courier. "It's just the facts."

The band tried to rent space for the event, but no one in the small town was willing to host them. They eventually held a "community conversation" at a local church, which was protested by nearly two dozen people.

According to the Tribune, the school district is working to get back the $1,500 and $2,000 fee they paid Junkyard Prophet for the school event.

Junkyard Prophet (name of music band), NYDailyNews.com 53 Comments [3/19/2012 2:46:16 AM]
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Submitted By: He Who Doubts
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Quote# 55163

There is an anti-christian movement that these people are actively a part of.

Their philosophy is that it is ok to believe anything BUT fundamentalist Christianity.

They are why nativity scenes are taken down in public places so not to offend the muslims, jews and atheists, but they could care less if a Christian is offended.

They are why atheist propaganda is on buses, but If I tried to purchase space for Apostolic Christianity I would be denied.

They are behind the ten commandments being removed from courtrooms, they are behind prayer being removed from schools.

They are behind a massive move to infiltrate the church to bring in humanist ideologies. They are operating at every level in church and out of it to destroy or discredit the faith.

They aren't joking, they aren't playing a game.

And behind them is Lucifer and 1/3 the angels that followed him into perdition.

And most of their foot soldiers don't realize it.

It is only a matter of time before it will be a crime to be a "real" christian. Secular Christianity that goes with the flow and doesn't rock the boat by preaching Jesus Christ, the reality of his resurrection and the judgment that is coming will probably always find acceptance in the world.

But some of us are in trouble....

John Atkinson, Good News Cafe 51 Comments [1/1/2009 4:31:50 PM]
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