Quote# 1406

The RCC is really whoring itself to the muslims. What a power play. The richest religion of the world [Catholic Church] joining up with the largest religion of the world [Islam?!?]. And they both love Mary. My question is, Where does this leave the Jews?. JP2 is nothing more than the Pimp of Babylon and I got a feeling we won't be around to meet the next Pope.

Gordon, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 44675

[in reply to this - Also, not that I buy that claim about lifespan, when it comes down to it, there are *a lot* of things that lower your lifespan. Smoking isn't illegal. Neither is eating fried food, or driving a car, or being a solider, or working in construction, or rock climbing, or diving...]


Yea but all those involve staying alive and supporting yourself. Sodomy has nothing related to that.
[...]
If the average life of a gay man is 40, then something is horribly wrong and it is not a safe lifestyle no matter what people say. I grew up living on the border of West Hollywood in L.A. so I got to see the stuff you don't see on TV, and I can say with a straight face that the homosexual community is EXTREMELY irresponsible when it comes to they're partners(cruising in parks, dropping methamphetamine paraphenalia, dropping used condoms on the ground, eyeing and soliciting minors, sex in public outside gay clubs, "cruisy areas" where homosexuals drive around in circles around the park looking for partners while children and familys walk down the sidewalks, rape etc)

CreedIsChrist, Christian Forums 18 Comments [8/11/2008 2:01:21 PM]
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Quote# 125426

I'm just pointing out that your assertion is factually incorrect. The definition of atheism is not recognizing the existence of a god or gods. The alt right worships Donald Trump as a god and prays to him. Therefore they're not atheists by definition.

NeoMatrix, FSTDT 20 Comments [3/15/2017 11:09:08 PM]
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Quote# 117944

By definition a homosexual discriminates against women. If you didn't you would be Heterosexual.

Alasdair Maclean, Twitter 25 Comments [4/6/2016 2:25:58 AM]
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Quote# 31485

Hey, if you want to be an atheist, fine. But if I can expose your children to the truth of the Gospel and the Ten Commandments, and speak the truth of Christ to them, I will, and I shall, and maybe your children will be in Heaven before you, and that's the way salvation works. Faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.

Get a grip, people. We talk of a tolerant nation, but no one is tolerant of Christians. "The nations that reject God are destined to damnation." That's God Word, not mine. If you don't like it, take it up with Him. On the last day of judgment, there won't be any excuses, except one question - what did you do with Christ?

Gregory Nyman, Amazon.com reviews 62 Comments [11/23/2007 6:07:16 AM]
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Quote# 9493

Omnipotent doesnt mean somone can do whatever they want but, that they have the ability to do anything.

Matt, Myspace 20 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 113818

Jonathan Green­blatt's terribly misplaced outrage demonstrates a self-destructive ignorance of the frequency of firearm confiscation as a prelude to totalitarian rule. From early on in the ascension of the Nazis to total power, private gun ownership by Jews was prohibited and existing weapons were confiscated. As you can read at the link below, gun registries were used to identify Jewish gun owners and confiscate their weapons. Mr Greenblatt, your hyperbolic rhetoric should now turn to correctly reporting this issue. The Nazis considered it crucial to disarm the Jews. Why? Because armed citizens represent a much more difficult target to suppress or exterminate. Switzerland's armed neutrality, where every citizen performs National Service and is issued their own personal rifle, updated regularly as technology allows, has led to many a tyrant having second thoughts about attacking it. Make no mistake, attacking Ben Carson for musing about what would have happened if Jews had seen the writing on the wall and armed themselves, is absurd and unfair. I wish that my extended family, all of whom were murdered by the Nazis, had lived in a state of armed readiness instead of total defencelessness.

Repeatedly Outraged, Anti-Defamation League 14 Comments [10/24/2015 9:31:44 AM]
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Quote# 85187

the hateful war against christianity is raging on
more and more young americans are becoming :
1 atheist
2 homosexuals
3 liberals
4 evolutionists/blind worshipers of science

the cure for these satanic groups is obvious.
just think about what we do with other hateful criminals, we:
1 put them in prison
2. give them the death penalty

why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god?

Anonymous, FunnyJunk 92 Comments [12/12/2011 4:29:33 AM]
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Quote# 38684

Stop assuming that the bible is not on the same level as scientific explanations.

Ininja2000, GameFAQs 70 Comments [5/4/2008 6:15:45 PM]
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Quote# 14569

I had an encounter with a demon about 8 years ago. I stayed in a Motel room when I was living in sin with my girlfriend. I came in the door after midnight after work. My girlfriend was drunk as usual and told me that she had been entertaining a lost soul. I did not believe in such things so I just went to bed. I felt eeire, so I went in the other room to sleep. While I was trying to go to sleep, I got scared, so I prayed to Jesus for a safe sleep. I then had a complete peace that came over me. Then I heard my girlfriend praying to God to bring peace to this lost soul. Then I got a vision of this demon. It was not a lost soul! It was black and had fangs and claws. It was growing because of her lack of faith in God's judgement. She thought that she could pray this being into Heaven. As she was praying, I saw this horrible thing hovering over her. It was feeding off of her lack of belief. She believed in God and Jesus, but she had some false Catholic teachings. I warned her to stop, but she got mad at me and continued to pray. I knew that this Beings name was the Deceiver. He was deceiving her! I fell to sleep and by the next morning, I had to rush her to the ER! They told me that her vitals were dropping and that she was dying. I prayed with her in the room, but she did not accept or believe my prayers and my theology. I could not blame her since I was not living the life. She then asked for a Priest, but there was none around, so they sent a Chaplin. She prayed the exact same prayer that I did and my girlfriend trusted her, so she was completely delivered and she was released just a couple hours later!

Apostle Jeff, Yahoo! Answers 40 Comments [9/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 39882

There's nothing to be afraid of. Not really. God's not going to let any asteroid or comet hit this planet, at least not before the Tribulation, when we'll be Home.

kgreen20, RaptureReady 30 Comments [5/25/2008 8:16:57 AM]
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Quote# 38658

Of course, nobody would be able to prove any cause and effect. But remember these words: Elevating a person like Hillary Clinton to the presidency of the United States will unleash hell in America in a way very few of us can even comprehend, let alone remedy.

David Kupelian, World Net Daily 40 Comments [5/4/2008 1:07:55 PM]
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Quote# 2453

[When someone comments that Star Trek also contains things that could be called 'sorcery']Is sorcery ever justifyed?

Derrick, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 136828

Sterling:

You mean you know little girls that walk around with .44 Magnums as their carry pistol? LOL! Maybe you ought to get them a DEs just to balance them out!

Not to brag, but this Christian owns 57 handguns, and not some junk like the redneck Ruger. I'll stick to my Grand Raptor, CZ 75, and my .40 S&W chambered P229. The ladies can have more suitable armaments, like the P-64, or compact M&P in .45 which is accurate and easy to field strip.

...

Relative to you liking the CZ 75, you should try the vz.58 rifle, if you haven't already. After acquiring a few for myself and friends several years ago, back when Obozo was trying to ban guns and ordered the Feds to purchase obscene amounts of ammo to drive up the prices, I'd say it's a must at any Christian shootout or youth training camp!

Regards the woman, you're kidding us, right? Right? Surely a Christian woman knows her place in the Godly scheme of things, and will not take upon herself to make any choice without explicit acceptance from her husband! Therefore, ultimately, it is up to the man to decide. While usually, the woman may be allowed her own choices, sometimes, a manly decision may be required! (e.g. Hebrews 12:6 in context of 1 Cor 11:3).

In the name of our Savior,
Brother T


Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D., Disqus Grace and Truth 9 Comments [3/10/2018 8:48:31 AM]
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Quote# 113570

Four common types of hilarious fallacies liberal lunatics use to attack me

Posted on October 11, 2015 by caamib

Insane accusations against me, especially those made by immensely stubborn and mentally challenged haters, amount to roughly four things

1. Insane lies that have nothing to do with reality, like that I wanted the government to force women into sleeping when men with my former program was basically a dating service where everybody had the right to refuse everybody and this was plainly written (even by feminists). Or a lie I don’t believe mental illnesses exist or that I don’t believe in psychiatry at all. In fact, those acting like they don’t are the myriad of liberal lunatics who want to diagnose online despite them not being doctors and this, um, not being possible online in any  case, something any shrink would tell them. Ironically, these tools also claim therapy is a solution to any problem).

2.Claims I still have some problem because posts from said I did years ago. Like “He has penile insesitivity!” Umm, yeah, I had some when I just started having sex, jesus. Time goes by. Things change.

3. Claims that I am bad for having common sense ideas on things like consent. Ummm, you’re the bad ones here, willing to traumatize consenting kids with cops, lawyers and other vermin, while still believing you’re helping the poor child you’re traumatizing with your hostility towards sexuality of absolutely anybody but retarded sluts and sacred liberal groups like Muslims or blacks. Of course, a black or a Muslim raping a 2 month year-old is A-ok but a white guy sleeping with a willing 17 year-old girl is a criminal. Another example of this would be me considered bad for refusing to acknowledge that awful feminist trap of standing up for “victims of female-on-male rape”, when something like that can’t exist due to basic biology, namely sex being a female resource. Nonsense like the belief that women can rape men can only be created by over-socialization and indoctrination. It doesn’t exist in nature.

4. Interpretation of events that actually happened in light of liberal lunacy. A most common example of this is the claim I raped some women in 2012-2013 thought this never happened. In the first case it is a woman whose pic I posted on this blog in 2012 and who offered to have sex with me to take it down. Another is a woman who I told that I’ll call her in her home if she doesn’t have sex with me. This woman accepted only after asking to be given things. None of this is rape in my country or any country in the world. It is rape only in the demented minds of feminists, which would also mean some demented US/Canadian colleges or a portion of insane feminist prosecutors/judges. Nowhere else. One of these girls is laughing at my accusers, calling them mentally ill and calling me “her rapist” from time to time to mock these freaks. Insanity of this claim is even greater when we know women love to be beaten and raped and hate respect and consent. In patriarchy women want kisses. In feminism women want bullets. 

Hilarious. But so are the liberals. Mental patients wanting to put sane people in hospitals.

caamib, CoAlphaAntiModernistIncelBlogger 79 Comments [10/14/2015 2:40:59 AM]
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Quote# 64002

Since they want to call us terrorists, perhaps we need to give them something to fear...

Being a terrorist to evil is an honor.

WarriorX, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [7/13/2009 5:45:12 AM]
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Quote# 125281

I have simply claimed that the conscious will of my soul is responsible for the posts I make on this forum, because I can't envisage any other feasible explanation.

You claim that if my spiritual soul exists, whatever it does will be deterministic in the same way as physical brain activity. But if my free will actions are derived from my soul, you must at least admit that they will have a different origin (being spiritual) to anything produced from physical brain activity. So can I repeat my request for you to say what defines the ultimate source of my posts (and yours). This is not a distraction, but a fundamental issue concerning what drives the conscious free will of human beings.

Alan Burns, Religion and Ethics 12 Comments [3/10/2017 12:30:21 PM]
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Quote# 9089

Jesus invented the world. Your knowledge of basic science is egregious.

citizenfitz, Yahoo! Message Boards 22 Comments [1/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 66481

You know something I learned? I leared that women have MORE freedom in Christ than ANY other religion in the world. Every other religion surpresses women. Look at the Muslims. I believe that if this country was not founded on the Word of God, women would NEVER have had the right to vote! There is so much freedom for the woman in the bible than there are in other religions. Check it out!

GreenEyedLady, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [10/14/2009 2:59:54 AM]
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Quote# 5356

Evolutionists are expert tapdancers, as is obvious here in this forum. Think about all the people who dedicated there careers to proving evolution. Are they so willing to walk away from it? What would it take?

ex_libres, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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