13. If something is not in the bible, it is never 100 percent true. Not even 2+2=4.
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"If something is not in the bible, it is never 100 percent true."
That would include the above statement, then?
The problem with stuff that doesn't appear in the bible is that the application of all these untruths is what has allowed us the current longevity we enjoy, the technology that makes your life so leisurely, food readily available and most every other positive aspect of your life reality.
The stuff inside the bible has provided you with such an astounding talent of denial that no level of outside influence will ever rescue you (I gather this from your 2+2 bs).
For me personally, it was this juxtaposition that allowed me to discard all the biblical and any other religious nonsense. One hopes something internal will allow you one day to do the same.
Chapter and verse, please. Or else this statement is not 100% true.
13 statements following this introduction: "These are the Five Pharasitical Laws. You follow them, get them checked with your pastor, and if any are wrong, give me a slap at xanga.com/excessiveprayer. They are not the parasitical laws."
So.....if I punched you in the face 2 times with my left hand, then 2 times with my right.....I may not have hit you 4 time?
Lets try it and find out.
......at the same time we can see if it is possible to beat someone smart.
I'm not convinced he's trying to be serious. Between the far too copious use of Old English-esque endings (-eth, -st, etc.) and things like these:
1. Thou shalt not hate. Instead thou shalt love everybody. Otherwise, it will be hard for thee to goeth to heaven.
4. Thou shalt not check out women before thou arst ready which is when I say.
(Take these next two together)
10. Judge not lest ye be judged.
11. Criticize not lest ye be criticized.
I think he's just poking fun at the dispensationalist mentality.
Your statement does not appear in the bible.
Therefore, according to your own arguments, it is not 100% true.
Next.
If something is not in the bible, it is never 100 percent true.
He's right. That isn't in the bible and it isn't even remotely true.
The Bible doesn't mention the Internet. Now get off.
And the correct adjective for "Pharisee," which you shouldn't want to be anyway, is "Pharisaic" or "Pharisaical," I'm assuming. "Pharasitical," while sadly accurate, is likely linguistically fucked up.
There's 13 rules in his Five Pharasitical Laws (funny I first wrote parasitical laws, oops)
Only one of the laws are in the bible. And who the hell wants a 1/2 eaten hotdog?
ha ha hooo wow funny
You're serious?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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