evolution is the fantasy that claims that one species changes into another. For example, a fish changes into a dog.
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And if you really believe that's what evolution means, or that anybody but a bunch of fatheads such as yourself or carico would really believe that's what the argument is, then you are critically retarded.
Why don't you take a hike around the block, salad-dodger.
"evolution is the fantasy that claims that one species changes into another. For example, a fish changes into a dog."
And that's how evolution works in Fundieland, folks!
Meanwhile, back in the real world, scholars and those who actually work in the science field understand it to mean "descent with modification."
This will be an interesting year. Carico has been coming strong, but Bro Randy shows that he's still number 1, and it will take some real effort to catch up.
Who wins fundie of the year, it's still any one's match.
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Bro. Randy at collage.
Calling Dr. Cox...
I know that Bro Randy can't be this stoopid. Instead, I think he is highly intelligent and is using off the wall shit to keep his flock of sheep in line.
It all makes sense now. The more outrageous the lie, the more he scares his followers into believing. The problem is he is brainwashing an entire generation.
I feel sorry for these kids when they get out into the real world...
Calling Dr. Cox...
I know that Bro Randy can't be this stoopid. Instead, I think he is highly intelligent and is using off the wall shit to keep his flock of sheep in line.
It all makes sense now. The more outrageous the lie, the more he scares his followers into believing. The problem is he is brainwashing an entire generation.
I feel sorry for these kids when they get out into the real world...
That's the King James version of evolution.
'Course, those bibble-writers didn't know dick about the natural sciences, and consequently, neither does "Cousin Dudley".
I'd bet he doesn't even know the difference between a species and a specimen.
This fat fuck's from the south and he's never heard of catfish and dogfish?
How about batfish, sunfish or moonfish?
example, a fish changes into a dog.
Yeah, it only took 450 million years and a few hundred million generations - and that's the fishes that had lobe fins and lungs already.
evolution is the fantasy that claims that one species changes into another
From Wikipedia: evolution is a change in the traits of living organisms over generations, including the emergence of new species.
Get that? The formation of new species is only part of it, and it's not a fantasy - or did you not know that cattle today are much larger than when your grandparents were in their twenties?
For example, a fish changes into a dog.
Go read a book or so you can at least pretend you know what you're talking about.
"evolution is a fantasy[...]
not it's not. it's a scientific theory--a PROVEN scientific theory, which is NOT the same as a wild hypothesis. it is backed up by several different scientific disciplines such as biology and geology.
"[...]that claims that one species changes into another."
no. it says that organisms, over long, long periods of time, change to suit their environment and make survival easier. species do not, and never have, spontaneously birthed different species. creationists like you don't seem to grasp that evolution occurs over phenomenally long periods of time, not overnight.
"for example, a fish changes into a dog."
i was going to leave a long explanation for why this particular part of the quote was a load of shit but it would be kinda like feeding a six-course gourmet french meal to a great dane. (read: it would be a waste.) so let me just sum it up as best as i can in as few words as possible:
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Since 'Imasaved1' doesn't seem to have it, I thought I'd point it to him
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Since 'Imasaved1' doesn't seem to have it, I thought I'd point it to him
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Since 'Imasaved1' doesn't seem to have it, I thought I'd point it out to him
I'm not sure if Randy actually believes this, or if he's just lying again.
With cult leaders, it's hard to tell.
This man, Is an intellectual, he is very smart, be he doesent understand something.
No, it doesn't. However, we can always fantasise that a fundie can change into an intelligent being. It's almost as improbable, but we can always hope.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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