I saw a Goblin at the bottom of my garden
My garden borders onto a huge enchanted forest and I have sensed all sorts of strange things in my Garden, but none like this.
I was sat out back reading a book when I heard a rustling noise and a kind of hissing. I looked up and saw, there, at the bottom of my garden a GENUINE 5 foot tall green Goblin stood grinning at me. I stood up to get myself a stck to defend with and it mocked me and then disappeared into the shrubbery and through into the forest.
Strange.