(On Trump’s arrival in Omaha for his rally)
Look how great he looks, look how sexy he looks. No other president has the strength and mojo that our president does. He’s just the best. He’s the best, guys! We cannot let him get out of the White House, we just can’t. We can’t! He’s daddy! He’s the daddy of the United States of America.
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Deanna Loraine has serious issues upstairs…and very bad eyesight.
After reading that, I decided to post more cute-guy brain-bleach…image image image image image
@ChrisBP747 #62846
Oh, she’s real all right. If you Google her name, you’ll find that she’s a failed GOP Congressional candidate, a speaker on Infowars and other far-right media, and an overall right-wing aggregator.
FFS sugar, go buy some batteries & have a good jerkoff. You sound as pathetic as Pig Vomit does begging suburban women to like him.
Pig Vomit is far from sexy as I am from being the Supreme Ruler of Humanity. I’d rather eat pussy than touch him.
Exactly! The Left doesn’t have a monopoly on hot politicians! I mean, who doesn’t want to do some kinky BDSM with Daddy Donald in a track suit? Or what about giving anal to McConnell’s jiggly haunches and licking the sweat off the back of his gleaming jowls?
I’m kidding, by the way, see Spukikitty’s comment if you’re struggling.
I have fangirled a lot in my lifetime. Johnny Depp, David Bowie, Jason Momoa, Matt Frewer (don’t judge me, I was sixteen years old and Max Headroom was awesome).
However, even as I have gotten older I have never fangirled over Trump. I honestly can’t figure out how this optically-impaired dimbulb can see this man with his day-glow orange face, wind-sock hair and obese, harpoon-scarred lily white gut overlapping what is by Stormy Daniels’ account a malformed micro-penis and think ‘damn, that is some sexy manmeat right there’.
My gag reflex is triggered thinking about it. It’s more than his looks. It’s the way he thinks, the way he speaks, the way he behaves. He is a rare human in that he possesses not a single redeeming quality. Not one.
Eugh, I’m think I’m going to puke…
I mean, I don’t want to kinkshame, but if you see Trump as your “sexy daddy”, then you might want to reconsider your life choices.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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