Every atheist is in truth, an idolater. The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist. He is simply a figment of an unbelieving imagination.
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Go home, Ray. You're drunk!
(At least I hope he is. I shudder to think that someone would write something so non-sensical while being sober.)
ETA:
The god [
] he [the atheist] doesn't believe in don't [sic] exist.
In other words, the god the atheist does believe in does exist. But as atheists by definition do not believe in any god at all, that means that no gods exist.
Thank you, Ray, you just proved the non-existence of god.
(What? My logic is at least marginally better than his!)
OK, let's say I'm an idolator. So what? There's no god, so who's going to punish me?
And really, how is that any different from rich Christian televangelists who seem to worship money?
"The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist."
"He is simply a figment of an unbelieving imagination."
@Kuno: "What? My logic is at least marginally better than his!"
Ray, you are a moron. Have a banana.
Also, apparently you believe that:
* women cannot be atheists; or
Either way, you're still a moron.
"Every atheist is in truth... The god (gods) ... don't exist. He is simply a figment of an ... imagination."
--Ray Comfort, speaking truth for once.
Anon-e-moose
"The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist"
Haruhi Suzumiya. We can see her:
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She [i]is[/i] God.
"simply a figment of an unbelieving imagination."
Haruhi Suzumiya Figma :
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'Belie f' not required, unlike the batteries you need for your electric banana (Fnarr-fnarr!), Ray Cumfart.
Every Ray Cumfart is an idolater. He has an obsession with yellow curved edible ovaries more than anything else.
Ray you are a complete fucking moron. An atheist can not be an idolater as they does not believe in any gods. As such, they can not be since they are not worshipping the gods, but saying they do not exist. And did you just say yours does not exist. Oops. You did not think that through!
"The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist."
So by this logic, if I believe in a god that automatically makes them real?
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Row row fight the powah!
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SPIN INFINITY CYLINDER!
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GETTER BEEEAAAAAMMMM!
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White Devil of the earth federation!
I honestly had no idea what he's saying, but when in doubt, go mecha
The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist.
Well, yes... the gods I don't believe in don't exist... But, I sure as fuck don't worship the fucking things, which is kinda the defining part of being a fucking idolater.
Every atheist is in truth, an idolater
No idols means no idolatry Ray. Do you even know what an atheist is?
The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist.
Aaaannd... interestingly enough, an atheist would agree with this, funny ain't it.
He is simply a figment of an unbelieving imagination.
So... if atheists don't believe in (god)s, that means they really believe in (god)s?
>The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist.
This is correct. Gods don't exist. Congratulations on realizing, and accepting it, I guess.
Atheists are "idolaters" because the gods they don't believe in don't exist?
Doesn't that apply even to theists? Don't they also not believe in thousands of gods?
I think Ray is really losing it now.
> Every atheist is in truth, an idolater. The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist.
Wait, did Stray just admit that God doesn't exist? Because that's what it sounds like he said.
Every atheist is in truth, an idolater. The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist. He is simply a figment of an unbelieving imagination.
What in the name of fuck does any of that even mean?
Has Ray just managed to admit that no gods exist? I'm sure he didn't intend to, but in his own befuddled mind he managed to hit on the truth - no matter how unintentionally.
Well done, Ray. Have a banana.
Whaaa?
Soooo...atheist doesn't believe in deities and as a result, doesn't exist and thus they worship themselves?
How does a non-existent person who doesn't believe they exist because they don't worship....OH, FORGET IT!!!
Ray's gone bananas, again! Poor guy needs to stay at the local hospital's psychiatric wing. He's making no sense.
Banana Man & Has-Been Teen Idol Boy are both one banana short of a bunch.
Every Christian is in truth, an idolater. The god (gods) he believes in don't exist. He is simply a figment of a believing imagination.
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Speaking of Idolatry, atheists aren't the ones building enormous images of our gods being tortured on crosses, hanging them in their places of worship, and them bowing to them.
"The god (gods) he doesn't believe in don't exist."
So by your argument, an athiest who doesn't believe in the God of Abraham is proof the God of Abraham does not exist? That's really where you wanted to go?
I went and checked this, thinking it must be out of context or at least had a supporting argument. I knew it mighthave been polishing the turd rhetoric, unrelated scriptural backup or just right-wing assbackwardness.
Nope, He actually put that up as an unsupported assertion. I doubt he even reread it but then again this guy thinks pull-top soda cans prove bananas can't exist.
I think people are missing the brain twisting logic. Cause I've seen him explain this idea in a video.
What Ray Comfort means is that you cannot conceive of his god and simultaneously not believe he exists. Therefore the god atheists don't believe in can't be his god, because their conception of the god they don't believe in includes the element that it doesn't exist.
It's an ontological argument so he can get away with saying he doesn't believe in the same god atheists don't believe in and pretend he doesn't look like an idiot at the time.
Now, this is not to say this isn't monumentally stupid bullshit. But it's a slightly more complicated piece of bullshit than it seems at first if you know the reasoning behind it.
Ray Comfort, is in truth, an idiot. The god (gods) he believes in don't exist. He is simply a consequence of a gullible imagination.
And Ray, since you're always lying about what we believe without asking us first, is it ok if I make up some really stupid shit about what YOU believe and tell everyone on earth without clearing it with you? Would you like that? If not, why the fuck don't you stop doing it to us, you arrogant lying asshole?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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