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TVTestPattern, Avyctes and YouLoseAgainDipshits #sexist reddit.com

(TVTestPattern)
The Myth of the Female Orgasm

TwoX

"I think I may have orgasmed during a physics test"

Can you ever imagine, as a man, uttering these words?

No... you can't.

Females enjoy sex, but do not climax, (at least not like you guys understand the term).

All the screaming and drama is for the benefit of the audience, and is as contrived as any other female reaction.

It is known.

(Avyctes)
A female orgasm is irrelevant. As long as the Man gets off. She's nothing more, and a whole lot less, than a walking masturbation sleeve.

(YouLoseAgainDipshits)
I have always said this. As men, we know that orgasms don't feel that good. When's the last time you screamed and moaned while masturbating?

While women are drama queens, it's clear they don't even know what an orgasm is.

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Return To Order #fundie #dunning-kruger #sexist returntoorder.org

Tell Netflix Amazon to Cancel Blasphemous 'Good Omens' Series

Due to an oversight by Return to Order staff, this petition originally listed Netflix as responsible for the offensive series "Good Omens." Amazon Video released the series on May 31. We regret the mistake, and the protests will be delivered to Amazon when the campaign is complete.

The Amazon series "Good Omens," based on a book by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, portrays the agents of Good and Evil as fighters in an arbitrary struggle devoid of meaning and truth. This series presents devils and Satanists as normal and even good, where they merely have a different way of being, and mocks God's wisdom in the following ways:

• An angel and demon are good friends, and are meant to be earth's ambassadors for Good and Evil respectively.

• This pair tries to stop the coming of the Antichrist because they are comfortable and like the earth so much.

• God is voiced by a woman.

• The Antichrist, who will oppose the Kingdom of God, is portrayed as a normal kid that has special powers and a mission to destroy the world which he doesn't really want to do.

• There are groups of Satanic "nuns" that are chosen to raise the Antichrist.

• The four riders of the Apocalypse, God's means of punishing sinful earth, are portrayed as a group of bikers.

In the end, this is a denial of Good and Evil: morality and natural law do not exist, just humanitarianism and an ultimately useless creed. This is another step to make Satanism appear normal, light and acceptable. We must show our rejection. Please sign our petition, telling Amazon that we will not stand silent as they destroy the barriers of horror we still have for evil.

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AjitPaiFan and derpyderpderp42069 #sexist reddit.com

(AjitPaiFan*)
I don't care whether or not a BITCH gets her cumcums. That's the reality.

The thing is, however, hoes talk about getting fucked amongst each other. If you fuck a bitch so hard she starts PISSING involuntarily and squirming like a sea creature (sometimes wrongly conflated with the transcendental male experience called "orgasm"), then every single one of her friends is going to hear about it and want in on the action. Considering the size of the social circle of the average female, making one of them cum opens up the opportunity for fucking dozens of other sheepish, millennial, STD ridden, bangin babes in a casual context.

(derpyderpderp42069)
Or you could just fuck another girl whenever you want instead of being a beta cuck trying to please women. Jesus what's wrong with you cucks. "Maybe if I jump through these hoops and give some thot a super orgasm she will tell her friends and they will like me too teeheehee" Sheesh grow some self respect.

* (Submitter’s note: Account has since been deleted; name taken from this screenshot on We Hunted The Mammoth)
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itsgoingtobealtright #racist #psycho reddit.com

[OP of "First they came for..."]

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The picture is of a carriage in front of a palace. The caption is "First they came for the black, and I didn't speak out, because I wasn't black. And then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak out, because I wasn't a Jew. And then they realized that all the problems had pretty much been solved, so they stopped coming for people."

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Robomont knows #conspiracy #quack godlikeproductions.com

Ive experienced emf as my neighbor tommie blair of mount pleasant texas used a DEW weapon/microwave transmitter to chase off via madness and kill about 25 people.
I used ultimate EMF app that does same thing as product.
Emf in this frequency can cause accelerated learning too.
Its not worth dying for though.
I used mine to bust the national weather service march 19 and feb 11.the microwave beam on feb 19 caused my neighbor oc hill to have a heart attack.that beam came from nexrad wsr 88d out of ok/ark system.
Then on march 11 they tried it again from nexrad running out of ok city.thats when i emailed them to turn the shit down!10-20 minutes later it was off.
These nexrads are 1 million watts each and directional.
The beam width was 10 miles wide.
As the nexrad site says 1 degree width.this means the circumference of path is 3600 miles circle.divided by pi means 100s of miles distance which measures correctly with the 2 sites ive mentioned.
Its not that its just one microwave source,its when all these sources are combined,the closest one gets blamed.even if its a wifi in home unit.
I suggest all be on lookout for abuse of nexrad system.as its highest wattage supplier of all systems currently in use.
Ive currently been healing, my wife hasnt had any schizoid episodes.ive gained about fifty lbs in fat and muscle tissue.
My torn joint tissues are also healing.
My heart is still feeling it bad though.
All this load on a weakened heart has made for chest pains but im a bad mofo so i gitter done!

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Trjjb #psycho reddit.com

Another guy is hitting on my girlfriend and I'm having trouble containing my urge to kill him.
I'm in a very vanilla relationship, which is something that suits both me and my girlfriend very well. We love each other very much, and plan on moving in together very soon.

And then there is this guy, sorta mutual "friend", that we often bump into on parties and shit. He's the definition of a Chad, muscular, cocky, et cetera. He hits on many "taken" girls quite often, and recently noticed that I also have a girlfriend. So far he's only talking shit, implying he's going to so-and-so fuck her. I never thought that anything like that would have any effect on me. I was wrong.

He never laid a finger on her, if he did, I would probably outright kill the fucker (already fought him once in the past and won), but she is feeling uneasy around him (She has mild haphephobia, and usually feels frightened when touched by anyone, with the exception being me and some close friends.) This is where it gets hard. I have never in my life despised anyone as much as this guy. The moment I lay my eyes on him, I'm immediately flooded by blind rage and urge to kill. It's quite frightening for me, because he hasn't really done anything yet, and I know that resorting to violence isn't going to bring anything good, but it's getting increasingly difficult to contain myself around this degenerate. I find myself anticipating the moment when he makes a move, just so I would have any excuse for murder.

More and more often my mind starts producing images of him raping my girlfriend, which fuels my rage even more. What is wrong with me? Is this a manifestation of some cuckold fantasy I've never known I had, or is it genuine hatred? I feel like a horrible person, because deep down I want him to violate and abuse her, so that I could retaliate with clear conscience. I have never had any anger issues or anything like that. This is the first time I've hated anyone so much.

TL;DR I want to kill a guy for saying some mean shit to my girlfriend

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caamib #sexist #psycho fstdt.com

(In regards to comments on a quote of his where he proclaims himself a “limited political pedophile”)

first anon-

"Yeah I have a question. Can we put you in prison before you hurt someone."

No. I am not committing a crime by saying this. I am merely explaining a political view.

Kanna - "Some females at some time ignored you, therefore all females at all times should be penalized"

What the fuck are you rambling about? I don't care about women who ignored me at all, they didn't do any damage to me at all. The ones who didn't ignore me were the ones who could hurt me. I also never say that all should be penalized, I specifically state which ones should.

Kadorloon - " what makes you think outright admitting you'd have sex with a toddler is in any way, shape or form a good idea? "

The same thing that makes anybody state our their political ideas.

"Oh, right, brain damage. "

Hahahah, here we go again. The same cretin who wants citations about everything is making a completely unverifiable claim again, after I warned him many times about it. Still claiming I am living in a mental hospital while never taking me up on my offer to talk on Skype at 3 AM? Only an American can be this dumb and have this little self-awareness.

"EDIT: and, no, no one else in the world cares what made-up distinctions
you make to pretend a toddler from America "deserves it" "

No one else? Made up distinctions? Tell it to tens of thousands of men who have already left America and other feminist countries to find wives in non-feminist places in the world. Tell them how rape worshipping scum like modern Western women are no different than sane non-feminist ones. You imbecile !

"more than a toddler from some Middle Eastern sharia hellhole that you hold as the epitome of morality because they'd just straight-up kill her."

What ?!

A toddler from a non-feminist country doesn't deserve it at all, and nobody would kill such a toddler, but the ones who would rape such a female toddler. It would be a horrific crime, while it would be honorable act in America, as American women are scum. So are Western men, as evidenced by you. The fuck did you get the idea that somebody would just kill a raped toddler in the Middle East? Or that Middle East is the only non-feminist region of the world? Or that Middle East is a shithole, while some of the wealthiest countries in the world are situated there? You're a cretin, Kadorloon.

"Not only are you disgusting but you just contradicted yourself."

I am not. I explicitly say IT IS NOT ABOUT ATTRACTION and am even expressing doubts about my ability to get a hard on somebody that young. It's a political matter, limited political pedophilia.

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DavidByron2 #sexist #conspiracy #psycho reddit.com

Yes; in the same way that having laws against rape can be seen as a shit test. Of course the real feminists don't see it this way because real feminists hate all men. But for a lot of women that aren't feminists the "shit test" is a way to filter out men that are not "man enough" to break the rules and push past protestations, so yeah, all of feminism operates like a "shit test" for her because she can pretend to take offense at stuff using feminism as a pretext when she's really not offended by any of that stuff, but just looking for a way to filter out "weak" men.

The concept isn't unique to all that dating crap that the Red Pillers go on about. Plenty of examples of females forcing males to perform in nature with many species. Dances, nest building, collecting shit, extreme body parts, whatever. The shit test is the same except the female forces the male to risk social ill will by seeing if they will be brave enough to break the rules. Or something like that.

and if you pass it, you can still end up in jail or broke living on the streets
Yes in some species the female eat the male afterwards. Looks like humans might be heading that way.
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Pornidor Quixote #sexist dailystormer.name

[From "Lawyers for Nashville Public Schools Say It’s Not Sexual Harassment to Slut Shame Students"]

The moment women start getting the tingles down there, that’s the moment they turn into sluts.

Daily Mail

Lawyers for metro-Nashville’s public schools say it’s not sexual harassment when students share secretly recorded videos of unwanted sexual encounters and then bully the victims.

The arguments were filed in an ongoing, multi-million dollar lawsuit against the school system.

Parents of four girls said in the lawsuit that their daughters were pressured into sexual contact and then taunted when students shared the videos, according to The Tennessean.

Last month, it was reported that the four girls said the surreptitiously recorded sex tapes were shared online, including on adult sites like Pornhub, in a practice common among teens that is known as ‘exposing’.

[...]

Oh, come on. Protect the students how? By shutting down the internet and erasing the memories of everyone who watched the videos?

[...]

One of the lawsuits was filed by the family of a 15-year-old girl against Metro Nashville Public Schools and Metro government for $3million in August 2017.

That has to be the most expensive porn star ever. Imagine making that money off of just one video.

The complaint said the girl was part of unwelcome sexual activity at Hunters Lane High School recorded without her knowledge and posted on the internet.

Notice the wording.

“Unwelcome sexual activity.”

What does that even mean?

Was she raped? Of course not. No one would bully these girls if the videos showed them crying in pain and screaming in desperation while kicking and trying to close their legs.

The girls only say that they were pressured into it and that it was “unwelcome” and “unwanted” in an attempt to appease the slut-shaming mob.

“NO WAIT I DIDN’T REALLY WANT IT! See? I’m not that slutty.”

The complaint said that the male student who made the sex tape uploaded it to Pornhub, and even though the girl immediately transferred to another school, the ill fame associated with the video followed her there.

She described being bullied on a daily bass and being called names like ‘ho,’ ‘nasty’ and ‘worthless’.

Imagine what she was doing in the video to be called “nasty” and “worthless.”

[...]

In just four years, the district documented 45 sexual assaults, 218 inappropriate sexual contacts, 950 instances of sexual harassment and 1,200 instances of inappropriate sexual behavior.

“Inappropriate.”

Sure.

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Revbo™ #transphobia godlikeproductions.com

“If very few people are willing to date trans people, what does this mean for their health and well-being? If trans and non-binary people lack access to one of the most stable sources of social support, this could explain some of the existing health disparities within trans communities.”

According to your study, 12.5% of the population is just fine dating a crazy mutilated freak, doc. Considering the crazy mutilated freaks are less than a tenth of one per cent of the population, I'd say their dating options are well beyond anything they could possibly have ever hoped for, and they have assholes like you, who insist that the rest of us are "transphobic," whatever that means, to thank that the number is that high and most likely climbing as you indoctrinate a new generation of children, barely out of the womb, in to your degeneracy.

Gay Frogs Award

It's all those chemicals!!1

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UnchosenZombie #transphobia #conspiracy reddit.com

If only there was a vid. The mother is flooded with hormones so the fetus changes sex in utero, Its an agenda barely anyone knows is happening, they are wiping out real men. 90% + of all humans that aren't public citizens are secret trans. Celebrities/media/politicians.

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Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

“Today’s Laugh 6-24-19″

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(Image shows Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas, Cory Booker with Spartacus helmet, Bernie Sanders in a communist jacket and ?????? Below this is a partial rainbow flag with several slogans over top: “The end of women’s sports!” “Illegals first!” “Eliminate gender” “Change your mind? LIVE BIRTH ABORTION!” “Jail Trump” and “No borders”.)

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Temar Bishop #racist nypost.com

A black parolee arrested for raping and bashing a white woman on the roof of his Bronx apartment building allegedly told a witness that she “deserved” the brutal attack because of slavery, according to court papers.

“She was a white girl. She deserved it because us minorities have been through slavery,” Temar Bishop, 23, allegedly said to someone who witnessed the bloodied 20-year-old woman after the assaults, according to a criminal complaint.

“This is what they used to do to us. This is what they did to us during slavery. They used to beat us and whip us.”

Temar Bishop, 23, was arrested by authorities on Friday in Virginia on a slew of charges connected to the early morning June 1 assault, which officials have deemed a hate crime, according to authorities.

The 20-year-old met Bishop — who was on parole after serving just over a year behind bars for robbery — around 5 a.m. and joined him on the rooftop of the public housing building on Alexander Avenue near East 137th Street in Mott Haven, police said.

Bishop allegedly punched her repeatedly before raping her, then continued his assault — kicking and punching her in the head and body until she fell unconscious, cops said.

He then fled, but returned with the unnamed witness — who saw the woman “laying on the roof landing with blood covering her face” — and then allegedly made the remarks about slavery, court documents say.

The woman was treated at an area hospital for several injuries, including a broken nose and broken teeth. She was also “vomiting blood,” the complaint states.

Police sources previously told The Post a Special Victims Division investigator described the attack as “one of the worst he’s ever seen.”

Bishop was charged with two counts of predatory sexual assault, attempted murder, rape, two counts of assault, sexual abuse, assault and a hate crime.

He was arraigned in Bronx court on Saturday, where he was ordered held without bail, a spokeswoman for the Bronx District attorney’s office said.

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wettinghose #psycho incels.co

Trump cancels WW3 no game changer for us incels in sight

I am just so sick of this "happy normie" world and want a world war asap as this may stop this crazy world of social media and feminism. For a change those happy normies should suffer too. Its time for a hard reset. Why the hell they always chicken out these political leaders.

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Pat Robertson #fundie www1.cbn.com


What Is Demon Possession?

Demon possession is the seizure of a human being by a demonic being to such a degree that the individual is controlled in whole or in part by the demon (see Matthew 8:28-32, Mark 1:23-27, Mark 7:24-30, Luke 9:37-42).

The person who is demon possessed can manifest demonic qualities one minute and then be back in his right mind the next. The disease known as schizophrenia could, in certain individuals, be demon possession. This could be the case in instances where the person may speak in different voices and act in bizarre ways. One minute he could be a nice, calm, normal individual, and the next minute he could rage, foam at the mouth, and speak in an entirely different voice, blaspheming God.

In certain instances, demon-possessed individuals hear voices--voices that tell them to kill somebody, commit suicide, or undertake various kind of sins. Such people may have an uncontrollable lust. They may have an uncontrollable desire to have harm done to themselves. Masochism and sadism and other perverted sex practices are, in many instances, the result of demon possession.

Demon possession can be manifested in many ways. But the goal of demons is to debase, defile, and ultimately destroy a human being who is made in the image of God. That is what Satan wants to do: Attack God by destroying people who are precious in God's sight. However, people who serve Satan--the satanists and devil worshipers--will eventually be destroyed by that which they worship.

It is interesting to note that those who volunteer to serve Satan--the fortunetellers, spiritists, witches, warlocks, and satanists--are themselves consumed by Satan. Not only will they share Satan's ultimate punishment by God, but they will be tormented and debased by Satan himself prior to final judgment.

Excerpt taken from Answers to 200 of Life's Most Probing Questions, Copyright 1984 by Pat Robertson.

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Nathan Larson #sexist nathanlarson3141.wordpress.com

Before I blew out the candles, I made a wish that someday I’ll get to impregnate my daughter. (Oh, I hope that I didn’t just jinx it by telling you what my wish was?)

I’m not sure what my track record is, of birthday wishes coming true, since I’ve forgotten what most of those wishes were, but sometimes my hope of someday wifing up my daughter is all that keeps me motivated to want to continue living.

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Nathan "Leucosticte" Larson #racist incels.me

I've calculated that the white race will go extinct in 72 generations

Assuming a population of whites of 850 million, it will only take 72 generations for a fertility rate of 1.5 to completely destroy the white race:

(.75^72)*850000000 < 1

I plug .75 into this formula because that's (1.5 children/foid) * (1 foid/2 people) = .75 children/person.

I'm assuming we count "total destruction" as whenever the number of whites drops below 1. There could still be some fractional quantities, but according to Hitler, as soon as you start diluting the white bloodline through miscegenation, cultural creativeness goes away pretty quickly, so for practical purposes, that means the white race is done at that point.

Even before 72 generations have passed, though, the white race will have reached a severe population bottleneck so that they'll only be able to reproduce through inbreeding. For example, after the 69th generation, it might be just one man and his daughter, so that he'd have to say to her, "Well honey, it's up to us to continue the white race." Ah, to be born in the year 3743, when there's the perfect excuse for father-daughter incest.

Well white guys, enjoy the days of being able to press your JBW advantage outside of the white world, because there's only another 1,800 years of that left, assuming each generation is spaced 25 years apart.

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Joe WASP #racist #wingnut identitydixie.com

[From "The Men of Magnolia"]

What often comes to mind when thinking of Mississippi? The images are most likely not very flattering and often tend to be a bit stereotypical. The Magnolia State receives much criticism and condescending feelings from many who do not live there and from a few who do. While the beliefs and ideas espoused by normies is typical as per their brainwashing, what perplexes the mind is the lack of admiration for and lack of attention that Mississippi receives from Southern Nationalists, possibly due to it sending fewer men to fight than other states in the Confederacy or having very few known leaders or generals during that war.

Maybe it is because of the lack of notability of much of its political leadership following the War until at least the 1960’s. Perhaps it is simply a lackluster state. Despite the lack of attention it garners, Mississippi produced many of the best and staunchest Southern Democrats of the 20th Century. Many were firebrands and did drum up the ire of social media and the government in their fights against the communist-backed Civil Rights Movement and worked diligently to stave off its success, one in particular even writing a book in defense of segregation. This article seeks to shed some light on a few of these great men and justify why Mississippi is the most underrated state in Dixie among Southern Nationalists.

John E. Rankin

John Elliot Rankin served as a state representative to the House for sixteen consecutive terms from 1920 to 1952. What makes him stand out among the other men mentioned on this list is his willingness to work extensively within, what was at the time, the liberalizing Democratic Party in order to benefit Mississippi, as well as, ensure segregation remained in effect without butting heads with other congressman. While he worked to ensure his state’s voice was heard in Congress, much to the chagrin of the many liberal northern Democrats, he supported FDR’s New Deal programs as an attempt to spur development and investment in poor rural areas, even coauthoring the Tennessee Valley Authority. He also supported the Serviceman’s Readjustment Act of 1944.

Despite his support for the New Deal, he supported the Serviceman’s Readjustment Act of 1944 being distributed in a decentralized manner to the states, thus allowing Jim Crow laws to be utilized when enforcing this act in the South. He hated the UN, seeing it as a threat to America and stated, “The United Nations is the greatest fraud in all History. Its purpose is to destroy the United States.” He was also known for his hatred of communists, even helping establish the House Un-American Activities Committee. He did all this and much more in his passion to fight against communists in the government, as well as, maintain the representation of his people within the government, a trait far too uncommon today.

Fielding L. Wright

Fielding Lewis Wright never served any offices above the state level. Following his service during World War I, he served in the Mississippi Senate and House and eventually went on to be lieutenant governor to Thomas Lowry Bailey. He took the position of governor when Bailey died in 1946 and was reelected as governor in 1947. He governed Mississippi during a time of drastic change. The South, being heavily rural, was working to industrialize and modernize its economy following World War II. Wright worked to ensure this happened. He also focused greatly on the Civil Rights issue, states’ rights and segregation, which ultimately resulted in his political wins as governor.

However, he did not always achieve success. Wright is most well known for running on the vice presidential ticket for the Dixiecrat Party in 1948, a party which failed to win the election and disbanded shortly after. He did not succeed politically following the end of his governor term in 1952 and was defeated, returning to his old job of law practice.

Theodore G. Bilbo

Theodore Gilmore Bilbo served two non-consecutive governor terms, once from 1916 to 1920 and a second time from 1928 to 1932, and was later elected to the US Senate from 1935 to 1947. Prior to this, he served in the Mississippi Senate and was lieutenant governor. His term as governor was quite successful in implementing progressive policies, managing to organize state finances, reform education policies, build a charity hospital, create a board of bank examiners and ban public hangings. He earned the nickname “Bilbo the Builder” because of his success in authorizing a state highway system, building lime-crushing plants, establishing new dormitories at the Old Soldiers’ Home, constructing a tuberculosis hospital and working toward the eradication of the South American tick. His political career is filled with many projects, events and ideas he undertook.

Despite having done so much as governor, what he is most well known for were his racial attitudes, as well as, his time in the US Senate. He spent much of his time feuding with other members of Congress, especially another Mississippi Senator by the name of Pat Harrison. Bilbo represented the poor tenant farmers, whereas Harrison represented the upper-class planters and merchants. Bilbo also drew much criticism for his outspoken views on racial segregation; in fact, he is the only person on this list who was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. However, like most other Democrats, he did support FDR’s New Deal administration and even proposed an amendment to the federal work relief bill that would have deported millions of blacks to Liberia. He came up with the idea out of inspiration from beliefs espoused by black separatists such as Marcus Garvey.

He may have done quite a lot in regards to upholding segregation and supporting it orally, but the staple of his racial legacy was his book Take Your Choice: Separation or Mongrelization. In this book, Bilbo summarized his views on race and segregation. Unfortunately, he died in 1947 not long after the book was published. Interestingly enough, on his deathbed, he requested the black editor of the newspaper Negro South to publish the statement, “I am honestly against the social intermingling of Negroes and Whites but I hold nothing personal against the Negroes as a race. They should be proud of their God-given heritage just as I am proud of mine. I believe Negroes should have the right [to indiscriminate use of the ballot], and in Mississippi too—when their main purpose is not to put me out of office and when they won’t try to besmirch the reputation of my state.” He was quite an interesting man indeed.

Ross Robert Barnett

By far the most notable person on this list, Ross Robert Barnett was the Governor of Mississippi from 1960 to 1964. This man was a firebrand and carried that image anywhere he went; his gubernatorial campaign included its own song, based off the state anthem “Go Mississippi.” He garnered spotlight for being an outspoken, staunch segregationist, especially for being a governor with those views during the most intense leftist Civil Rights push. He allowed for the arrests of various Civil Rights activists and Freedom Riders and was a member of the Citizens’ Council. He also fought in a vain attempt to keep Ole Miss, his alma mater, from being integrated. On the eve of the Ole Miss riot of 1962, he attended the Ole Miss vs Kentucky Wildcats game. The crowd numbered roughly 41,000, waving countless rebel flags and unveiling a huge rebel flag on the field. When the student body shouted “We want Ross!” he stepped out onto the field and shouted the now famous sixteen word speech: “I love Mississippi! I love her people! Our customs. I love and I respect our heritage.”

Barnett continued to work against integration, but to no avail. Interestingly enough about him, he was a Baptist Sunday School teacher and often espoused Biblical views on racial separation. He made statements such as “The Good Lord was the original segregationist. He put the black man in Africa. … He made us white because he wanted us white, and He intended that we should stay that way.”

Unfortunately, Barnett would only serve one term as governor. He served in other lower positions and areas of influence, but never again saw the same level of political success and popularity as he had during his time as governor. He is the only person on this list to actually live to see the Civil Rights Movement’s conclusion and is one of the few Southern politicians who lived afterwards for several years to never renounce or backtrack any of his previous racial views and stated, “Generally speaking, I’d do the same things again.”

Mississippi produced some of the finest men in Dixie and still does. It may not have shined during the War of Northern Aggression quite as much as states like Virginia or Tennessee, but it proved its mettle and worth during the Jim Crow Era, specifically, the latter part of it. Mississippi is a beautiful state with a long history of hardiness and stalwart men who refused to cave to the ideals of the weak and evil men. These weak men now control much of the government and more continue to flood here, fleeing the messes they made of their homes in the North and on the West Coast.

It is quite unfortunate that the Magnolia State does not receive the love it most certainly deserves, as the Men of Magnolia were truly some of the best.

Defining What Is Wrong With Politics

Because we can't make a strawman that is a better example than Doc

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Caamib #racist incelocalypse.ru

Just punched a nigger in head

There are a lot of niggers in a city where I work. Some were shouting something right now on a busy street, annoying me to no end after a full day's work. I just wanted to sit down somewhere and have a beer while watching World Cup. So I approached one of these monkeys from behind and punched it from behind in the head. It fell down and before his stupid friends could react I punched him once again with my foot and started running away. I heard some yelling behind me but I easily managed to dissappear in the crowd.

If you think you might know anything about who wrote this

Please alert the authorities. I'm not joking.

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Matt #sexist #psycho incelocalypse.ru

[Life Fuel] Found an empty building near the edge of my town

I found a fully abandoned storage room near the edge of my town, I took a drive at 4 AM to it to bring rope to it, most of it being metal rope with spikes on it

As I was driving I got anxious someone would see me and question what I am doing, the more I drove the more anxious I got but luckily there was no one to see me, when I got there I saw there is nothing to tie a victim to so I will have to bring a chair there and tie them to it, preferably a dentist chair

The building isn't very far away from the road but still far away enough to be safe for relentlessly torturing a femoid since no one will check it and people walking on that road won't see anything suspicious, so after I bring my "torture equipment" I shouldn't need anything else, to be perfectly honest I am both anxious and exited to see a real life experiment on how someone who previously lived a privileged life reacts to months (or years, If I choose so) of unrelenting torture, sleep deprivation, isolation from anyone other than the torturer and boredom of just being tied up and looking at a wall, as for kidnapping the victims I can knock them out when they are sleeping with a heavy wrench, muzzle them and put them in my car

If a femoid refuses to eat/drink so they can die as soon as possible, I will dry drown her, rape her and anything necessary to prolong her suffering, as well as force feed her even tho I don't have the devices that were used for that in prisons

"I have lived a life of pain and suffering, now it's time to bring that pain to the people who actually deserve it" - ER

Intuitive Vaginal Wisdom Rocks Award

Seriously, WTF??

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goop and Shiva Rose #quack goop.com

Better Sex: Jade Eggs for Your Yoni

From Kegels and the Elvie to vaginal steaming and even laser treatments, we’re not shy here at goop about our interest in keeping our sexual/reproductive systems in optimal health. So when beauty guru/healer/inspiration/friend Shiva Rose started talking about jade eggs, we wanted to hear more.


The strictly guarded secret of Chinese royalty in antiquity—queens and concubines used them to stay in shape for emperors—jade eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general. Shiva Rose has been practicing with them for about seven years, and raves about the results; we tried them, too, and were so convinced we put them into the goop shop.

Jade eggs’ power to cleanse and clear make them ideal for detox; here, Shiva Rose answers all our questions and shares her jade egg tips for improving your sex life, your cycle, and your overall well-being.
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A Q&A with Shiva Rose

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How did you learn first about jade eggs?

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I learned about the jade egg through the yoga community that I was in, and I sort of went down the rabbit hole of researching the practice—there was not as much information about it then as there is now. But it made intuitive sense to me: The word for our womb, yoni, translates as “sacred place”, and it is a sacred place—it’s where many women access their intuition, their power, and their wisdom. It’s this inner sanctum that we can access when it’s not in use creating life. Sadly most people use it as a psychic trash bin, storing old or negative energy. I see it as a place to celebrate ourselves as sexual, powerful beings, or as mothers, not a place to carry negative or un-dealt-with emotions. I’ve always been into crystals, so learning about jade eggs (which are gems) has been a natural progression for me—this particular jade, nephrite jade, has incredible clearing, cleansing powers. It’s a dark, deep green and very heavy—it’s a great stone for taking away negativity.
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What are the benefits?

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Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, increase orgasm, balance the cycle, stimulate key reflexology around vaginal walls, tighten and tone, prevent uterine prolapse, increase control of the whole perineum and bladder, develop and clear chi pathways in the body, intensify feminine energy, and invigorate our life force. To name a few!

The jade creates kidney strength—it’s known as jing in Chinese energy, and it’s all about sexual potency, and even beauty—if your hormones are balanced, your skin will look better. It’s a holistic combination of things, where one benefit builds to another. Jade also takes away negativity and cleanses—it’s a very heavy material, very powerful.
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What about the tradition, history, and story of it resonated with you?

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My imagination goes a little nuts, imagining these concubines in ancient Chinese temples, secretly running the country through the jade eggs! It’s funny, that the eggs started as a way to please the emperors and they turned out to be so empowering for any woman who used them—kept them feeling and looking youthful, connected them to their inner power. They didn’t have things like bioidentical hormones in those days—this was an incredible, secret practice that benefited everybody. I was curious about how the royal families kept it secret for so many eons. I also love the Taoist practice that involves taking in the energy from the egg, imagining energy filtering up through the yoni, up through the spine, out through the top of your head, and a practice of trying to keep that energy above your belly button, like a star of energy for yourself.

Contemporary rituals are great, too: I went to a beautiful women’s forest gathering in Northern California—we did a jade egg ceremony out under the redwoods—it was amazing.
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What were your expectations when you tried it? Did you have hopes for it, skepticism, or just an open mind?

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I found myself frustrated in the beginning when I didn’t feel things happen right away—it takes around a month of daily use to really start perceiving the results. Now, of course, I miss it if I don’t do it; I’ve become much more sensitive.

I got divorced 8 years ago, then had a break-up after that, so the idea of clearing my energy made a lot of sense to me. I loved the idea that since we use our brain, why not use this area of our body, one that’s about giving life, where we hold so much of our intuition and wisdom?

I didn’t expect it to help with my hormones to the extent that it did: I became much more regular, much more balanced.
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Is there an age or type of woman that benefits most?

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Once sexually active, women of any age respond to the egg—who doesn’t want their muscles more toned, their libido and lubrication increased, and their hormones balanced? People definitely use them differently—for instance, some women sleep with the egg in, but some women feel too much energy from the egg for that long a stretch. Either way, for any age, the key is regular, daily practice.
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What results have you seen? How quickly did they come? Have other results unfolded over time?

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After about a month, I really saw a difference in my cycle. I’d had hormone imbalances, and the jade egg made my whole cycle much, much more regular.

One friend said her lover really noticed a (positive) change, and you definitely do discover a lot of positives in that vein! Really, you get better connected to the power within you: We are so powerful as women, and we forget that, and this is a gateway to really get in touch with it. We have this whole space we can access to shift our energy and transform ourselves.

And, this is a weird one, but I sometimes feel people are more attracted to you when you’re carrying a jade egg—my 20-year-old daughter was joking about it one day, we were walking down the street and she was like, “Mom, are you wearing a jade egg?!”
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How is it different from say, a regular Kegel practice?

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There are similarities; one of the things I learned through this practice, though, is that a lot of women (including me, originally) are doing kegels wrong: It turns out you can overdo it and the Kegels can end up working in reverse! So the idea with the jade egg and Kegels is you need a rest period. You tighten your muscles, of course, but the key is, you then have to relax, fully. In the West, we often have that more-is-more attitude, and we end up not taking the breath we need between the Kegels.

You learn in this practice that the yoni is divided into three floors, the entrance, the middle zone, and the cervix. As you work with the egg, you start to perceive and understand the different zones. You use your finger, and you’ll be able to feel the different floors and the impact the egg practice has on them.
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How do we start?

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When you first get your egg, boil it for a few minutes to make sure it’s clean. It’s your sacred space, so it’s like making sure your feet are clean when you enter a temple. For me, it’s not just about physical cleansing—you can put it out under the light of a full moon to cleanse or recharge it like a crystal, or you could burn sage—the egg does absorb energy, so really clearing it when you first get it is a great thing to do.

Before I insert an egg, I’ll do a ritual: I place it on a beautiful piece of fabric, light a candle, maybe even burn some sage. For my ritual, I imagine pure light flowing between me and the egg.

Then I think it’s important to set an intention, as you would in meditation, before putting the egg in. It’s first and foremost about clearing energy and cleansing, so your intention could be about releasing past relationships, or medical issues, childbirth—anything.

Specific instructions come with each egg, explaining exactly how to insert it: Use your finger, and don’t get discouraged—remember, it’s a practice. If you stand up and the egg falls out, don’t worry—it’s totally normal. It’s recommended that you start with a medium-size egg, which is heavier. I can only use the medium lying down; I can sleep with it, or I just do the practice lying down. The smaller size is for standing up, but most experts say it’s important to start with the harder one, which is the medium.

Always wrap the egg in silk, keep it clean, and store it on an altar—it should take a sacred place in your life.
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Can the egg get stuck or lost?

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This is the most common question I get—no, it can’t get lost, but these ones have a hole drilled in them, which you can then thread with unwaxed floss, to make it easier to take out, and to generally ease any anxiety about it—which, I’ll tell you, a lot of people have!
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Are there people who shouldn’t use jade eggs?

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If you’re on your cycle, don’t use it. If you’re pregnant or use an IUD, it’s super-important to check with your doctor before you use one. Some people say it can be useful in preparing for childbirth, but again, definitely consult a doctor in that situation.
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There are specifications about where the egg needs to be from, how it’s been treated—can you explain a bit about that?

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The most important thing, just like when you’re buying a crystal, is to be careful where you get it from. Nephrite is a specific type of jade—it’s the most powerful, the most clearing, the traditional one used by women in ancient China, and the best to start with. It comes from Canada or sometimes Australia, and it’s a darker jade, deep green, almost black. The egg will get lighter in color, with use; if you feel like it’s been drained of energy, recharge it in the full moon just the way you would a crystal.

Nephrite jade is associated with cleansing, health, abundance, beauty, longevity, and healing for the heart. Really insist on nephrite jade—there are a lot of imposters and weird stuff on the internet that isn’t even actually jade.

The other egg people will use is rose quartz, which is more gentle, and brings in more love energy. But the jade is the most powerfully cleansing; go with the jade first, always. Then when you’re more practiced, you can use rose quartz to bring in love and heal wounds, in a gentler way.
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The views expressed in this article intend to highlight alternative studies and induce conversation. They are the views of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of goop, and are for informational purposes only, even if and to the extent that this article features the advice of physicians and medical practitioners. This article is not, nor is it intended to be, a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment, and should never be relied upon for specific medical advice.

Davy Jones Award

for horrible heartlessness

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Rapeyapey #psycho reddit.com

Depends on the circumstance. If it was self defence, then probably. If it was cold blooded murder then no, I'd call the police. Blind love like that leads to messed up cases like the moors murderers. I couldn't live with myself knowing I'm just letting someone cause harm to society

Harm to society????laughing out loud.

One person dying will not harm society apart from the emotional 'greef' that the family will experience that will be temporary.

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Lawrence C Makin Snr #conspiracy #wingnut books.google.co.uk

General Kelly, accompanied by another dozen individuals including Sean Dominguez and Joe Annino, approached the door to the private residence. The door was opened for them and they entered the residence. Obama looked at them.

“What are you doing in here I have not summoned you, get out now!” He demanded.

They just stood there staring at him. Obama repeated himself in a much louder “Get out.”

General Kelly did not say a word. As Obama watched dumbfounded, Kelly pushed the play button. Obama heard his speech from the East room of the White House to the mullahs. A frantic look came over him, as he screamed at the Secret Service and FBI agents.

“Arrest him, get them out of here!”

No one made any move; Obama sank down onto the sofa and began to whimper.

“I am The President of the United States.”

They all just stared at him. General Kelly spoke in a voice filled with contempt. “You were never worthy of holding the office of President of this great republic. In the name of the people of the United States of America, I arrest you and charge you with treason, with failing, no not even failing, with deliberately lying to the American people, violating our laws both knowingly and intentionally, and I will tell you, coming very close to destroying this country. Get him out of here.”

As soon as the general spoke, Secret Service Agents grabbed Obama by the arms and pulled him to his feet. Obama fell to the floor and cried hysterically. The agents picked him up bodily and carried him out to the waiting marine helicopter; he would not be travelling on Marine One or Air Force One ever again. The Obama family had watched in silence as the scene played out before them. They silently followed the agents out to the helicopter and, along with a dozen agents, boarded the copter that would take them to Camp David where Obama would be held in isolation until the next President decided his fate.

As the copter was lifting off from the White House lawn, a motorcade carrying Senator Rand Paul entered the White House grounds.

The "We're Not Racist!" Award

Because we'd rather you actually were racist, rather than simply being this stupid.

WARNING: Disturbing, Graphic Content Ahead

Child and infant rape with BDSM, Legally binding pedophile apologia

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Justice Kathleen Caldwell & Dr. Mark Pearce #sexist thestar.com

[font=sans-serif]This post has one of the highest proportions of "legitimately serious possible triggers" to words I've seen: Count(triggers) / Count(words) hardly ever hits closer to 1 than this, so I'm not even going to try to list them; the "award" alone should give enough caution of what lies below. There are at least a couple things that cross over into other hotbeds of psychological traumatization, ones barely tangentially related to any form of child abuse or rape. I put what I thought were the worst parts in light grey, and I decreased the font size (partially for length and partially as a subtle, mild deterrent). If you decide to start reading this, and it starts fucking with you mentally, or even if you start wondering if what might come next will, then just stop. I should have. –shy[/font]

Court says ‘pedophilia does not apply’ — because perpetrator is a woman

Female pedophiles. She-monsters.

No such thing. Probably not. A woman can’t be a pedophile. Probably not. The clinical research is thin. Maybe the experts will change their mind, by and by. That happens a lot in the imprecise science of psychiatry.Although one expert’s mind was not changed by this:

A toddler sits at the woman’s feet, his small hands holding on to either leg. In this position, the woman — naked below the waist — masturbates using a baby bottle. The toddler, giggling, then grabs the bottle and drinks from it. The woman looks directly into the camera and smiles. That was one video seized by police from the Toronto home where the woman lived with her husband. On another video, the same woman is lying in bed with the same toddler. Both are naked. She begins to lick the child’s anus. Looking at the camera, she smacks her lips. A third video: The little boy is seated naked on a change table. The woman puts the child’s penis into her mouth. The child giggles.

In all, investigators discovered 25,066 child pornography images on more than 50 electronic devices when they executed a search warrant on April 25, 2016, including 111 child porn movies.

The couple is also shown engaging in BDSM (bondage/domination/sadism/masochism) activities with other couples. Police also found a contract signed by the “Slave” and her “Master,” an agreement containing rules and tasks to be completed by the woman as the submissive member in the relationship. They’d met through a website called “Bondage.com.” That’s who Jason Dickens and Dylan McEwen were, a man and woman joined in holy BDSM during a 2007 “collaring” ceremony — literally collaring — followed a year later by an ordinary wedding in front of family and friends.

Last week, Dickens, a former actor on Degrassi High, pleaded guilty to several child pornography offences, including two counts of making child porn, with an agreed statement of facts read into the record. Earlier this year, McEwen also pleaded guilty to sexual assault and two child pornography offences. She was sentenced to six years. But what the presiding judge would not do was declare McEwen a dangerous offender, which the Crown had sought and with impassioned urgency. In rejecting the long-term offender order, Justice Kathleen Caldwell weighed the various criteria that must be met, primarily a “substantial risk of reoffence.” Caldwell determined that McEwen wasn’t such a risk, relying heavily on the evidence and psychiatric report prepared by a forensic psychiatrist with expertise in paraphilia and sexual deviancy.

Dr. Mark Pearce was agreed upon as an expert witness by both the Crown and the defence when he testified in February. He diagnosed McEwen as a masochist and low-risk to reoffend [sic]. Caldwell accepted Pearce’s conclusion that McEwen derived sexual arousal not from acts committed against children but from the “extreme humiliation” of her involvement in those acts, which fed her masochism, described as on the moderately severe end.

The judge wrote (and read aloud in court): “Dr. Pearce testified that the current research suggests that women do not suffer from paraphilic disorders apart from masochism. This fact lends further weight to the conclusion that pedophilia does not apply to you.”

Crown Attorney Lisa Henderson, the judge noted, had “rigorously challenged” Pearce on this assertion.

“(I) agree that at first blush it appears illogical that women do not suffer from other paraphilic disorders,” Caldwell continued. “Sometimes, however, that which appears reasonable is anything but and vice versa. I accept the doctor’s evidence on this point. He did agree that this conclusion might change in the future as psychiatry continues to develop, but I cannot base my conclusions on speculative potential that have yet to develop.”

In this particular case, McEwen was her husband’s slave, committed to do his bidding. Court also heard, however, that McEwen had initiated at least one of the toddler videos without her “Master” present. And in at least two earlier instances, McEwen had obtained child pornography from two men she’d met online before she’d even met Dickens.

As for the risk-assessment testing, Caldwell acknowledged that such testing hasn’t been validated as being accurate in predicting risk with female, as opposed to male, sex offenders. They don’t really know what they’re talking about, the experts, because they haven’t looked at the phenomenon closely enough.

As an aside, at the Dickens trial, court heard that in 2003 a London-area woman offered him her 14-year-old daughter for sex after they’d connected online. Dickens took the teenager on a movie and date night, then had sex at the girl’s home while her mother sat beside them. Sex with teens and children had clearly been a feature of the couple’s role-playing, in their video commentary to one another, the child porn retrieved from their home and posters also discovered depicting female children, labelled with such descriptors as “15-year-old f--- slut” and “whore.”

In an interview this week with the Star, Pearce emphasized the scarcity of research literature on female sex offenders: “I’m not saying there’s no such thing as a female pedophile , but it is almost an exclusively male disorder. That’s not to say no woman has it. There may be some outliers. But women (sex offenders) usually offend for other reasons, not because of an innate sexual attraction to children. [...] These are damaged, needy, lonely women, not necessarily pedophiles.”

There was immense frustration at 720 Bay — in the attorney general’s office — over McEwen dodging the dangerous offender designation. But there will be no appeal.

Insane Troll Logic Award

Also known as raping logic.

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Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

“Alabama church gets the OK to use private police force”

Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has signed a bill that will allow a Presbyterian church to use its own private police force on its campus.

The law, approved two weeks ago, allows the Birmingham-based Briarwood Presbyterian Church to establish a private law enforcement department to make arrests when crimes are committed on its properties.

The law will also apply to the church’s school campus and a private academy that is located in another county. Church officials said the measure was necessary to provide adequate security for the 2,000 students and faculty on its two private school campuses.

Randall Marshall, the executive director of the ACLU of Alabama, said the law could allow the church to cover-up criminal activity that occurs on its campuses. He added that the law will likely be challenged in court for unconstitutionally granting government power to a religious institution.

The new policy will go into effect in the fall.


Lady Checkmate:
This may be necessary to deal with the alt-left Christophobes who hate, stalk, threaten and wish to murder Christians, anywhere they can.

Oxford Martyrs:
If you're going to allow mass immigration of Muslims into this country then allowing churches and Christian schools the ability to protect themselves makes sense.

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David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

You are in a religious cult if your so-called “church” is using multiple Bible versions!!! You had better only use and trust the trustworthy King James Bible!!! Pastors who criticize the King James Bible are effectively teaching that we do not have a perfect Bible today. So then why read it, if the omnipotent God of the universe was incapable of preserving His “very pure” words (Psalms 119:140) unto every generation as He promised in Psalms 12:6-7?

Since the Word of God is our authority, we must have it. The Bible is a church's charter to exist. Now if you don't have the pure words of God, then you have no way to go to the Final Authority. If you don't have the Word of God, then you have NO CHURCH!!! If your so-called “church” uses multiple Bible versions, which all drastically disagree in meaning, then you have a big problem because you have more than one authority. Churches that use more than one Bible version have a two-headed monstrosity on their hands, because anything with two heads is a monster. God only wrote one Book! Please listen to the classic MP3 sermon by Dr. Jack Hyles titled, “LOGIC MUST PROVE THE KING JAMES BIBLE!!!” If we have no Bible, then we can only go to human wisdom and the collective human experience for knowledge. Bless God, the United States is the citadel of missionary outreach and world evangelization. It makes sense why God preserved His inspired words in the English language. Thank God for the King James Bible!!!

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Contra Jewish Correspondent #racist contrajewishcorrespondent.blogspot.com

Contrary to the common information the masses are told, only one group of people work on holidays, and that is the Jews. It should not be a surprise to those Gentiles who know about the Jew's way of deceit and its purposes. Holidays are placed to make sure we do not interfere with the Jews' plans. Take the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting. If the name Sandy Hook is not a clue, the event was staged by a certain people, the majority of whom are endowed with Hooked noses, who were able to Hook the masses onto the idea that children were killed in the incident, thus strengthening control over the United States by way of laws enacted. It's no coincidence that the "shooting" took place during Christmas season; the Jews wanted to dramatize this event and lower our defense to help appeal to the pathos of the crowds by announcing it at that time.

Thanks to the holidays, the Jews are steps ahead of us.

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The Good Men Project #moonbat #sexist goodmenproject.com

If you are a man, you are part of rape culture.

I know … that sounds rough. You’re not a rapist, necessarily. But you do perpetuate the attitudes and behaviors commonly referred to as rape culture.

You may be thinking, “Now, hold up, Zaron! You don’t know me, homey! I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let you say I’m some sorta fan of rape. That’s not me, man!”

I totally know how you feel. That was pretty much exactly my response when someone told me I was a part of rape culture. It sounds horrible. But just imagine moving through the world, always afraid you could be raped. That’s even worse! Rape culture sucks for everyone involved. But don’t get hung up on the terminology. Don’t concentrate on the words that offend you and ignore what they’re pointing to — the words “rape culture” aren’t the problem. The reality they describe is the problem.

Men are the primary agents and sustainers of rape culture.
Rape isn’t exclusively committed by men. Women aren’t the only victims — men rape men, women rape men — but what makes rape a men’s problem, our problem, is the fact that men commit 99% of reported rapes.

How are you part of rape culture? Well, I hate to say it, but it’s because you’re a man.

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Concave Earth Theory

For when Flat Earth Theory isn't quite crazy enough.

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Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Atmospheric electricity increases with height, this is evidence for concave earth theory

Electricity and magnetism are intricately intertwined...

It is well established that magnets can generate electricity.

'So, if you glue a magnet onto an axle, and turn the axle, you create a spinning magnetic field. Place a length of wire around the spinning magnet, and an electric current (moving electrons) will occur in the wire. This is called induction.'

Like any field, the strength of the electric field diminishes with distance.

Unlike what you would expect in a convex model, the electric potential increases as height increases.

'In 'fine weather', the potential, aka 'voltage', increases with altitude at about 30 volts per foot (100 V/m), when climbing against the gradient of the electric field.'

This shows that the center of gravity/electromagnetism is in the sky, not below our feet.

If the magnet were below our feet, we would expect the electric field to become weaker as we climb higher...

Site/Off-Topic Discussion Thread

Episode IV: A New Boogaloo

Coordinating Subordinate Clause Award

Achievements as but while and since the Alt-Right Usage of Alt-English

Ever Heard Of The Good Samaritan?

Had he not risen from the dead, Jesus would be spinning in his grave.

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Faithofchristian #fundie religiousforums.com

But first, Who would be my Neighbour.
What does a Neighbour represents in the bible.
Muslims are not my Neighbour,
Had you any idea or clue who a
Neighbour is.

For say, a person goes to a church every Sunday, but that person is not a member of that church, thats a neighbour.
But when that person joins that church, then they become a brother/sister
And are no longer considered a neighbour,
But a brother/sister.

A Neighbour is someone who goes to a church, but are not a member of the church, that's a neighbour.
Maybe you should study out what a neighbour is, before you say anything.

Parody or Extremist

The world may never know.

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JuggaPreist Gravy #fundie juggapriest-gravy.tripod.com


Welcome to Juggalo Religion!

On this page I, the self proclaimed "Priest Gravy" will introduce you to what Juggalo Religion is all about. Understand that this site may contain content that many would find to be "Blasphemous", but to those who think that way, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE! This site is ONLY for Juggalos and Juggalettes who believe in the Dark Carnival and that it is sent by God. So if you're still here, enjoy yourself and keep believing.

Wuzzup? Welome to my mutha fuckin site. The names Gravy, Priest Gravy, if you will. I run this whole mutha fucka. Yea I do believe in the Dark Carnival and it's coming. If you don't, it's all good I wont judge, but if you're gonna hate or try to tell me how to be a Juggalo, then leave bich cuz I don't need yourbullshit. This site is now updated, brining to life what has been missedand shining light on the shady. Alota new shits gonna start appenng, so watch it.

2016 FSTDT Awards

Nominations

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The Nominees

Nominations closed — thanks to everyone who nominated! Also very special thanks to Pharaoh for keeping the nominations list up-to-date! The first round of voting will be up in the next day or two.
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This the page for the 2016 FSTDT Awards nominations!

Note: you must be a registered user to make nominations. Nominations from anonymous and unregistered users will be deleted at my discretion. Make sure you're logged in before you make any nominations. If you don't have an account but you want to participate, register here! Don't be shy, because that's me!

In your nomination, try to include a brief explanation of why it is worthy of an award and a few exemplar quotes where applicable. (See my nominations below for an example.) You may make as many nominations for as many awards as you want, and you may nominate as many times as you want (i.e. all your nominations don't have to be in one comment, and I would much prefer you post a new comment than than edit your original comment when adding more nominations). Also feel free to suggest categories and give feedback on how I'm doing and handling the awards this year!

Categories that don't receive much attention will probably be culled from the final vote. The deadline for nominations is December 17.

The nominations will be aggregated and organized on this page to keep from cluttering this one.

And one last (but very important) thing: Please provide either quote URLs or quote #s / IDs where relevant (e.g. fundie-nomination exemplars, quote nominations)!

...and now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, the categories are:

Fundie Nominations
• Religious fundie of the year
• Right-wing / conservative fundie of the year
• Left-wing / liberal fundie of the year
• Conspiracy theorist of the year
• Sexist of the year
• Racist of the year
• Single-issue wonk of the year
• Vulture of the year
• Batshit-insane person of the year (generally / overall)

Quote nominations
These are regardless / independent of the fundie who said them, but you can make a double-nomination (i.e. nominate a fundie and nominate one of their quotes for X quote of the year). Quote nominations may be from any section and about anything: religion, politics, conspiracy theories, racism, sexism, etc.

• Funniest quote of the year
• Nightmare fuel quote of the year
• One-liner of the year: Two sentences and 250 characters max, ideally less.
• WTF?! quote of the year: The most bizarre, incomprehensible, or "out there" quote (this would be a prime example if it were from 2016)
• Incel quote of the year: Just since there's been so damn many of them

Board nomination
• Board of the year: may be fundie, racist, conspiracy theory, etc.

Commenter / Submitter nominations
• Best submitter of the year
• Best commenter of the year
• "Best" troll / shitposter of the year

Comment nominations
• Funniest comment of the year
• Best rebuttal of the year

Misc.
• Conspiracy theory of the year: Because this has truly been a banner year for CSTDT...
• False flag of the year: ...mostly because of these
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17 Dec Update:
Today's the last day to nominate!

With that news out of the way, I'll go into detail about the candidate-selection and voting process. If I make this whole thing sound complicated and confusing, it's not really. It just seems that way because I'm going into a lot of detail. Just go with the flow come voting time and everything will make sense. Since I'm going over the voting process in length here, this'll probably be TL;DR for many (most?) people, so I'll also include the most important information here on the voting pages.

Fundies (religious, left-wing, right-wing, conspiracy theory, sexist, racist, single-issue wonk, vulture, batshit-insane person) must have at least one accompanying example quote to make it to candidates. Fundie nominees that still need quotes after today will be disqualified and removed from the list of candidates.

Quote categories (funniest, nightmare fuel, one-liner, WTF?!, incel) and the remaining categories (board, submitter, commenter, troll, best comment, best rebuttal, conspiracy theory, false flag) must have at least three nominees to make it on the list of categories up for vote. Those with fewer than three will be disqualified. (The same also technically applies for the fundie categories, but they have all surpassed the minimum number of three fundie nominees, rendering the whole rule moot for them.)

Voting for fundies and voting for the remaining categories will be done in two separate posts concurrently. Fundie categories will have four rounds of voting, each lasting a week (give or take a day for preparation), and the remaining categories will have two rounds, each lasting two weeks. That makes the total time for voting about a month (That's also about the same amount of time Distind generally allotted to voting, though he didn't do it in rounds.)

For fundies, the four rounds of voting will be:

First round (December 19–24) – Will select the top 3 exemplar quotes for each fundie. If a fundie already has only two or three exemplar quotes, then they will be exempted from this round and will be up for voting in the next. If a fundie has just one exemplar, then they will be exempted from this round and the next, and they will be up for voting in the third round.

Second round (December 25-31) – Will narrow the exemplar quotes down to one.

Third round (January 1-7) – Will choose the various fundies of the year! Their winning exemplar quotes will be embellished with their awards.

Fourth round (January 8-14) – Will pitch each of the winning fundies against one another to choose the one single darndest, fundiest fundie of the year. Their exemplar quotes will have two awards put on them: the category they won and fundiest fundie of the year.

For the remaining categories, the two rounds of voting will be:

First round (December 18–31): Candidates in each category will be narrowed down to three.

Second round (January 1-14): The three remaining candidates will be narrowed down to one, the winners! Each of the winning quotes will be embellished with their awards. Winners in the other categories will receive a special mention in a Shy Says post because I don't know what else to do. Any suggestions?

As with nominations, users must be registered and logged in to vote. If you don't have an account and wanna vote, go make one and use it! I will be the only one in charge of voting and tallying the votes. Letting more than one person do this is just asking for errors. While I'm busy handling voting, Pharaoh and Ravy will be the ones approving new quotes for the most part. They'll also be doing comment moderation after I have a little chat with them regarding trolls.

Oh, and another thing, when you cast your votes in the comments, each comment will be hidden after I count its vote to keep from losing my place and double-counting. So don't freak out if your vote suddenly disappears. That will actually be a good thing: it means I counted it. :) Hiding the votes will also have the benefit of preventing a bandwagon effect from influencing the vote.

But remember, I'm hiding the comments, not deleting them: if you vote more than once, I'll catch you and ask you to pick a vote to keep and discard the other one(s). If they're for the same candidate, I'll just count them as one. If you repeatedly vote more than once, all of your votes will be discarded and you won't get to participate in any remaining rounds of voting. (Any votes will be ignored if you try.)

Votes will be tallied using a combination of automated SQL queries and manual counting to ensure what the queries return is correct. To make manual counting easier for me, follow the ballot format I give on the voting pages exactly, that way my SQL sorcery will count it correctly with minimal fuss and all I'll have to do is verify it.

Whew. I think that covers everything. If you read it all, thanks for hanging in there with me!

"Sick Fetish" Award

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Complete Monster Award

Your life is of no value.

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Gaurav #fundie bbc.com

[Bolding mine]

One of the men I interviewed, Gaurav, had raped a five-year-old girl. I spent three hours filming his interview as he recounted in explicit detail how he had muffled her screams with his big hand.

He was sitting throughout the interview and had a half-smile playing on his lips throughout - his nervousness in the presence of a camera, perhaps. At one point I asked him to tell me how tall she was. He stood up, and with his eerie half-smile indicated a height around his knees.

When I asked him how he could cross the line from imagining what he wanted to do, to actually doing it - given her height, her eyes, her screams - he looked at me as though I was crazy for even asking the question and said: "She was beggar girl. Her life was of no value."

The "Bleat it to the Heavens" Award

Brought to you by www.familyradio.com, because totally, it's gonna happen this time.

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Brother Tony V #fundie groups.yahoo.com

It is totally impossible that Judgment Day will not start on May 21 God has given us so many proofs in the Bible that it HAS to start on that day.

There are so many scriptures pointing to the fact that it HAS to be the Day of Judgment, other wise God is a liar.

Rule of Thumb

To find the liar, look for the one who says everyone else is lying.

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Rush Limbaugh #fundie rushlimbaugh.com

I’ve got the solution to all this. I’ve got the solution to most crime in America. From this day forward, somebody propose it, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns. It’s just that simple. Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession, out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent of the lies from society.

Dissociative Dextromethorphan Delirium Award

Angelic visions, thy name is Nyquil

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Dreams of Dunamis #fundie dreamsofdunamis.wordpress.com

I had a horrible cold. It had entered into my lungs and made breathing difficult. Even all the over-the-counter medicines could not seem to make a dent in it.

One night during the worst of it, I was startled awake to see one of my angels, sitting at the base of the bed. I lay there, not quite awake, starring at her.

I had seen this angel before, concerning a healing. I think of her as a she because of her petite body, fine long hair, and soft voice, but please know; angels don’t have a sex. She says her name is spelled “Ade”, though it is pronounced “Aid”.

“Do not breathe in deep!” she instructed me.

I then realized that I had stopped breathing.

Of course, the moment she said not to do this, I wanted to.

She then told me to take very small breaths, almost like panting, till my lungs opened back up.

It was hard; I wanted to pull in the air quickly, for I was starting to feel a bit faint from the lack of it, but I did as Ade instructed. I could feel the resistance; my lungs had glued together while I slept. Panic attacked me. Slowly, my lungs peeled back open bit by bit, till I was able to get an average breath in. I then started coughing up all the mucus that was in my way, till I could breathe freely again.

When I finished my hacking, I looked back at the foot of the bed to see if the angel was still there, but she had already left. I knew the Lord had just saved me from certain death; if I had tried to breathe in as normal, I would have found that I could not, and I would have tried to force it, which would have caused my lungs to lock up and freeze shut.

I Thank You Jesus Christ for saving me!

The "Good Question" Award

If not the best answers...

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MicahStone #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Q: Why Do Weather Forecasters Need 46,000 Rounds of High Powered Hollow Point Ammo?
A: To eliminate the most vocal of the non-believers in the GloBULL Warming Hoax.

Q: Why Did the Social Security Administration Purchase 174 Thousand Rounds Of Hollow Point Bullets?
A: To eliminate seniors demanding their SS checks after OBOZO drives the US into total bankruptcy.

Q: Why did Homeland Security purchased 450 million rounds of .40-caliber hollow point bullets that are designed to expand upon entry and cause maximum organ damage and then issue another DHS solicitation asking for a further 750 million rounds of assorted bullets, including 357 mag rounds that are able to penetrate walls?
A: There will be a lot of Americans upset if OBOZO steals the election in November and assumes full dictatorial power; they must be silenced.

Alternative Facts

Official sponsor of the Alternative Right

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Kellyanne Conway #fundie edition.cnn.com

Washington (CNN) - White House press secretary Sean Spicer's false claims about the size of the crowd at President Donald Trump's inauguration were "alternative facts," a top Trump aide said Sunday.
In an interview on NBC's "Meet the Press," host Chuck Todd pressed Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway about why the White House on Saturday had sent Spicer to the briefing podium for the first time to claim that "this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period."
"You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts," she said.

Todd responded: "Alternative facts aren't facts, they are falsehoods."
Conway then tried to pivot to policy points. But later in the interview, Todd pressed Conway again on why the White House sent Spicer out to make false claims about crowd size, asking: "What was the motive to have this ridiculous litigation of crowd size?"
"Your job is not to call things ridiculous that are said by our press secretary and our president. That's not your job," Conway said.
Todd followed up: "Can you please answer the question? Why did he do this? You have not answered it -- it's only one question."
Conway said: "I'll answer it this way: Think about what you just said to your viewers. That's why we feel compelled to go out and clear the air and put alternative facts out there."
Trump himself directed Spicer to go to the White House briefing room to talk about the inauguration crowd size, Conway told CNN's Athena Jones on Sunday.
Aerial photos -- a 2009 shot from Getty compared to 2017 shots from television broadcasts -- show former President Barack Obama's 2009 inauguration appeared to draw a much larger crowd than the one at Trump's inauguration, while Washington's mass transit ridership and Nielsen television ratings also show Obama's first inauguration was a larger draw.
A source told CNN that Trump was enraged about photographic comparisons of the two inaugurations. Trump publicly complained about media coverage of the size of his inauguration crowd during a visit to CIA headquarters Saturday. Hours later, Spicer followed suit in the White House briefing room, then left without taking questions.

Fractal Fail Award

Leviticus 19:28: "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

Mookitty

is still my cat

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hay guys fstdt.org

I'll probably be posting here a little more often than bossman about fairly mundane things. I'll kick links to anything major up onto the navigation bar where "Greet your new masters!" is right now.

Just got finished approving quotes this morning. I've got a busy rest of the week ahead of me grading finals and posting final grades, and I've got to proctor tomorrow, so you probably won't hear too much out of me. I'll most likely still be able to approve quotes every morning and afternoon, though.

After this week, I'll be free until January barring the unexpected. Then we'll get down to bizness on possible plans for the site and what have you. First on the agenda will be a bunch of little fixes to the site code that won't really affect things on your end much. Before I can do that, I've also got to make a little pretend FSTDT database on my computer so I can test changes to the code before it goes live. But that should take a whole ten minutes to do.

Welp, I'm off to go do work things now.

Divine Deviancy Award

Not even Zeus is THAT perverted!

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SEO #fundie thefinalfeast.com

What I have to come understand, through the Holy Spirit, is that God created sex for Himself. The act of marriage was created by God so that He could join with His creation. In short, God wants to bring forth after His kind. Therefore, God fashioned sexual expression and orgasm so that He could mate with humanity.

One God, one Spirit, one flesh

Our Father designed sex as a way for men and women to join together and become one flesh. However, and more importantly, God created sex so that in the “act of marriage”, mankind could join with Him too. The stunning truth is that, during intercourse, God joins spiritually with the couple as they mate physically. When a man and woman make love, at a certain point their spirits intermingle as they merge with God Himself. When a man or woman exclaim, Oh my God!, they do so because they are literally joining with the Almighty. In fact, what orgasm actually constitutes, is a place of union with God and man, which has the potential to create an eternal spirit.

God says,

“For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh. This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.”

Here is a truth,

“Love making is intended to be the highest form of worship between spiritually joined mates and God”

God created sex, and orgasm within sex, to be the climax of His creation. Fully 95% or more of what is possible to experience while making love (in my estimation) is spiritual and only a relatively small part is physical compared to the whole. It is just that, since the fall, man lost access to God’s Spirit and thus, most of what coitus was meant to be, was lost too. In fact, the wearing of fig leaves was a direct result of losing our sexual union with God. We betrayed Him, thus we became ashamed.

In our relationships we need to understand that sex with each other is, in fact, also sex with God. Frankly, we love and worship of our creator and unite with Him as we love each other. God is in each one of us, combining with our spirits so that He can procreate through us. That is why the church is likened to a bride. We, like a virgin promised to a groom, are created for His pleasure.

Warning

Conservative Fap Material Ahead

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savagesusie #fundie freerepublic.com

[Concerning the tapes that Andrew Breitbart had of Barack Obama's college days.]

They should come out-—unless who ever has access to them is being threatened also and blackmailed to give them up. Who ever controls them has his life in danger.

They would be UGLY film—zero doing so many drugs and getting lousy grades if he ever showed up for classes-—and all his homosexual sex with his ugly Pakistani roommates. Would be a turn off to all except Barney Frank types.

It still baffles me how those “gay” dead men in Mr. Wrights “church” all suddenly died when Zero rose to power (after being relatively unknown) and discovered by Communists. Even the mother of one of the dead gay guys told of her sons connection to Zero. NO COMMENT FROM ZERO.

Dark Side Award

Fear the revenge of Darth Incel!

Submitted for the Irony

Approved for it as well

Jihad for Jesus

YHWH demands blood!

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Neal Horsley #fundie examiner.com

[Neal Horsley, t]he creator of the Nuremberg Files[,] also says that terrorism is sanctioned by the Bible.

In his list of "Aborted Doctors", he refers to the names of the people who killed these doctors as "terrorists". Because his site has been pulled down so many times, he says he copied the list from a pro-choice sight, and claims that he has listed the names, somewhat disingenuously, to show the "victims of legalized abortion." So we ask if he would call their killers terrorists.

"Yeah. I call Paul Hill a terrorist," Horsley says. "The Bible says that ministers of government was given the sword of terror for those who has done wrong. The idea that someone uses terror to enforce the law is a Biblical concept, and I’ve never hesitated calling all people involved in terrorism for anti-abortion causes terrorists." He says those people would object, but it's BS. He's going to use whatever terms allow him to speak the truth.

Is he saying terrorism is sanctioned by the Bible? He gives an emphatic yes and refers us to Romans 13 that claims gives ministers of government the sword of terror to stop law breakers. "As Paul says, government is not made for righteous people...the law of God is not made for righteous people, it’s made for law breakers." Somehow, I get the feeling that those who deserve the sword of terror are not the "good Christians", but "law breakers" like you and me, who follow the laws of the US, but not the laws of God. "All the people on the Nuremberg list were law breakers. George Bush is on there. If I was consistent, I would put my name up there, because I’m just as much a collaborator with this nation as everybody else is, I’m just contesting it."

The 'Needs a New Shtick' Award

He got Disproportionate Retribution last time.

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BUCKEYEPETE #fundie libertydwells.com

[A Christian pastor may be executed in Iran.]

Lets, for once, give them an ultimatum. You off that Christian pastor, and we will off 10 of your Imams/Clerics and bomb 25 of your terrorists Mosque, world wide.

You camel fukers want a fight, so, lets get it on.

We'll meet you in Dearborn, Michigan, diaper head.

Cosmic Horror Award

The problem is that they don't realise that that's the genre they are writing.

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Anti-Mammon and Usury Conquerors #fundie fightingtheevilsofmammon.blogspot.co.uk

God is the one who has dominion over all things on the earth, including your very life itself. Not you, despite what you may think. So, to even think you have "rights" is itself the height of all arrogance. In even thinking you have rights, you kick God of His Throne. That is what you are doing.

You may argue that belief in "rights" is compatible with obedience to God because God created us and gave us "rights". No! The idea of "rights" itself is to assume that one is entitled to what one wants or one's needs.

While God did create and love each human being, He created us to enjoy Him. Enjoying God comes only from obedience to God. You may ask, doesn't God give us the right to enjoy Him? No, it is not a "right". It is a privilege He gave to mankind, for which He gives us freewill to choose whether to enjoy Him. It is not a "right" to enjoy God or rebel against God. It is God's Sovereign right to create us, not our "right" to tell God what He should do, or not do. God's dominion over man is demonstrated in Genesis 1:26-28:

He's Back!

Apparently one of his bans expired.

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Supersport #fundie talkrational.org

so now science tells us that some of the earliest humans put feathers on their heads, smeared paint on their faces and shot the bow and arrow. Eventually science gets around to telling us what we already knew. Is it any wonder that the American Indian seems to have vague memories of the days of creation?..memories that often reflect those written in Genesis?...that's because their ancestors were there.

Lunar Fusion Reactor

The New Time Cube

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standauffish #conspiracy thelivingmoon.com

THE LIVING MOON
image
For Your Eyes Only
Aristarchus Crater
Electric Blue Gem or Fusion Reactor?

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If you haven't already seen the Full Moon that Mike took where this clip of Aristarchus is a small section, you can do so HERE. The picture above is Aristarchus Crater clipped from an image taken with a 10" Telescope in the UK. Compare this image to the high resolution image from the Clementine Satellite below and remember that this is a 10" telescope image.

You will notice the symmetrical dome like structure of the "crater" as well as the bright blue glow that literally lights up the surrounding area! The overall effect is that of plasma energy emitting from the dome, or at least very bright light.

[...]

Here is another paper that is relatively easier to understand what the K Spectrum represents Every example we have show ties the K spectrum emissions together with fusion reactors. The H and K spectrums are something we also see in the Sun. Based on our research we would expect to see them from the Sun... after all we KNOW the Sun is a Fusion Reactor...

We would NOT expect to see these types of emission from Aristarchus Crater, yet we have shown the visual and the measured data to prove that we in fact DO see these emissions...

H and K spectra are in the emissions from the Sun ( a known fusion reactor); they are shown from the Z Machine of Sandia ( a known fusion reactor); they are shown from Tokamaks ( leading candidate for producing fusion energy); and they are shown from Lawrence Livermore laser produced plasma experiments and electron beam ion trap use in fusion experiments...

H and K spectra are shown in the emissions of Aristarchus Crater... so what is Aristarchus crater?

Repeat after me FUSION REACTOR

It is interesting to note that while doing all this research, we find ourselves getting our best data from RUSSIA... I even requested a NASA document from a NASA historian some time ago and they said they did not have it and referred me to a RUSSIAN website that had a good summary of the file...

Here again the Aristarchus readings were from RUSSIA in 1955. The document from LLNL was written by RUSSIANS. And the Tokamak, a fusion generator, is a RUSSIAN name and invented by RUSSIANS in 1950!!!

Does anybody else get the picture yet? Remember Sir Patrick Moore? The RUSSIANS got their moon data from him, not NASA

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Little Bobby Tables Award

Can you win it??

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back up and running!

If you are having trouble posting or seeing comments, send an email to admin@fstdt.org with your username, the browser you are using, and if possible, the IP address and ISP you're using when comments don't work. Also include any browser extensions you are using. If you prefer IM, I can be reached on Skype (search spikedee@openmbx.org) or AIM (screenname 'a nerd of sorts'). I will always fix the troll bouncer so you can comment and/or see comments again. Someone's priorities are way mixed up if keeping trolls out is more important to them than letting people use their site.

Also email or post any other errors and issues you encounter in the Site / Off-Topic Thread'!

I'm so sorry for all the downtime and any other problems!! I feel really bad for not giving you any tangible new features for the wait. I made a large number of fairly significant changes to the database, a few of them particularly major changes, like completely redoing the pubadmin table in anticipation for the FSTDT rewrite and also because of how extravagantly disorganized the pubadmin data was stored. (I discuss the details of that later in this post.)

Many changes also had to be made to the behind-the-scenes FSTDT code to accommodate for the database changes, and in one case something had to be all but completely rewritten. (When that happens, I just go ahead and get a head start on the rewrite's transition from C# back to VB — the current C# version is itself a transition from an earlier VB version — it's like some kind of bizarre cycle. I write the new code in VB, since then it will be usable in the actual big rewrite itself. A number of other changes unrelated to those necessary to accommodate the database changes were made, but none of them are major.

But the biggest change to the FSTDT server-side code, though, is that the new troll-detection and auto-cleanup system Piège-à-Pèpe (PàP) I've been talking about is finally in place and has a real name!! Much of PàP is still turned off on the server side for that reason, but everything on the client side is operational. It still does more than enough to be useful and justify going live with it.
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Known issues

oopz

I scrapped the original Banned IPs table and replaced it with one that supports wildcards and does away with the surrogate key. This is not an "issue," but I sure as hell accidentally made one while I was working on this. I intended to export the original banned IP list and import it into the new table. Unfortunately, however, my executing a query with a single misplaced colon deleted the entire list of IPs. Since the old table had not been cleaned out in literally 8 years, I doubt this will be a major issue. Like half or even more of those lost IPs were probably Mabus in the first place. Yes, he really was that fucking crazy.

[aside]Gotta love SQL and how it will execute literally anything without asking the user if they're sure they wanna do that, not even if it is something that just screams "What this does is almost certainly a mistake, and YOU WILL REGRET EVER EXECUTING THIS!!!" If you know SQL, can you guess what the offending statement was and where I put the misplaced semicolon? If you can, I'll give you the prestigious Little Bobby Tables Award and put your name on it at the top of the page for all to marvel and envy.[/aside]

Losing the banned IP list means there's a small chance we'll see a slight increase in the number of trolls over the next few days. When and if they show their ugly troll faces, their IPs will be re-collected again and added back to the database. Piège-à-Pèpe will also help deal with some of it, so any issues with this should be fully resolved over the next few days. Still, if you see 'em, report 'em in the Site / Off-Topic Discussion Thread.
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Proxy Penalization

This is not an issue so much as something worth noting. PàP heavily penalizes known Tor nodes and IPs from a certain major Turkish telecommunications company. If this is a problem for you because you accidentally trigger other penalization from PàP such that it incorrectly considers you a troll, then use another browser and/or a different proxy to access FSTDT. If you're completely stuck, contact me. (See info above.)

Though not done by PàP, a certain other hotbed of seediness that calls itself a web host and proxy server provider has been completely banned. If you're posting from an IP there, you're probably The Frog or someone else up to no good anyway.
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The Croaking Cloaking Croat

PàP could quite possibly have trouble recognizing the Croat because the information and behavior PàP uses is all over the place for him. I don't know if it's deliberate or the result of him using a fuckton of different devices. He also avoids obvious Tor nodes, (likely because they were already banned here), but I know a Tor exit note emitted his verbal diarrhea at least once — and possibly twice or more if an anonymous commenter was him as I suspect.

[aside]On the other hand, Le Frog Français is much easier to spot. We will most likely be seeing much less of him as soon as his first IP is added to the fresh, new, and now-empty banlist. He unwittingly gives PàP a decent amount of information to work with and seems to think otherwise. That means his comments will be tossed out and their originating IP banned before they ever even reach the server code that adds comments. Try harder, bro.[/aside]
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"Summary" of database changes (and relevant FSTDT code changes)

Cleanup

I removed a ton of dead weight from the database (empty tables and a surprisingly large number of columns created for abandoned features). Doing this also required removing references to said dead weight from the FSTDT code itself; despite never actually using it, quite a bit of code (especially related to user accounts) queried the database for it. Trying to do that now that it's no longer there in the database would throw a Kerblewy error.
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New Banned-IPs table

As I mentioned earlier, the old Banned-IPs table has been replaced with a new one that supports wildcards and does away with the needless surrogate key, instead using the IP addresses themselves as the primary key.
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New banned-strings list

The banned-strings list was also scrapped and replaced with something supporting wildcards. Since you're most likely not aware of the banned-strings table, what it does is that if you try to post a comment with a string in the table, the comment is simply ignored and not posted, and the quote page the comment was posted from acts like nothing happened. (It does not ban or monitor people who try to post comments with the banned strings; it just discards comments that contain them.) Nearly all of the banned strings are for automatically discarding obvious spam that resembles nothing a real user would ever actually post. Believe it or not, this pathetically simplistic technique actually catches almost all of the spam that somehow makes it past the "Check here" button.

Note that the names of both Le Frog Français and the Literal Motherfucker are in the banned strings list now, since saying them is like speaking Lord Voldemort's name. A few of other tics and words related to them are also banned. These are mostly Frogface's.
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Stored procedures

In addition to the stored procedures I wrote working on the pubadmin table, I also wrote stored procedures to handle all of the other specific database-related tasks that the FSTDT code has to do, such as getting the comments for a quote and paginating them, logging in, submitting a quote, etc. (Aside from the occasionally mentioned exception, none of it is actually used in the FSTDT code right now, and the current codebase won't be updated to do so. This move was in preparation for the new upcoming rewrite I keep talking about. It will interact with the database exclusively using stored procedure insofar as possible. Unless you have good reason not to, I am ridiculously passionate about storing procedures in databases rather than using inline queries that reference the structure of the database, but getting into that will launch me way beyond the point.
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Pubadmin database overhaul

I redesigned the entire pubadmin database table. Note that I didn't say I restructured the table, as that would imply I just shuffled things around a bit, maybe tided up a few loose ends, or made a lot of changes but very minor ones, etc. — no, I redesigned the pubadmin table. Doing this is where the protracted downtime came from and why the site had to be brought down.

I completely rethought not only how to store pubadmin data but also how to approach the task of handling the pubadmin system itself, both in database design and the site's code.

This post and "summary" is already long enough, so I won't go into detail, but I will say that this was probably the most needed and overdue change I made: the old pubadmin table was there and indeed stored pubadmin data, but pubadmin data was also strewn across three other unrelated tables besides the correct one. That data had to be moved in the process of redoing the pubadmin table and the columns that contained it deleted.

For those who don't know about how awful making structural changes to a large database is, this task necessitated creating a temporary table, copying the to-be-changed table's data into the temporary table, dropping (deleting) the to-be-changed table, creating a new table like it with the desired changes, copying the data from the temporary table to the new table, and finally dropping the temporary table. This obviously isn't technically changing the table but making a whole new one.

When your database is stored on a shared database server with 100 or so other databases, and the table you want to 'change' has over 100,000 rows and 15-20 columns, and its indexes have not be defragmented in a while, you're gonna be waiting a couple hours, and that's with the whole process being the only transactions taking place on the database and with you the only user accessing it. Having other users accessing the database would cause the transactions to be even slower to the point of timing out because they took too long.

And that is why we had to go down for maintenance and why we were down for so long.

[aside]If you can't change a table's structure, then it would seem a new table should be able to be created in "just" four steps (rename the original table, create the new table, transfer the data to the new table, and drop the renamed original table). You can do this when it doesn't violate any foreign-key constraints that create relations between data and connect their tables. Ignoring these constraints can compromise the referential integrity of your database and cause its relations to fall into such a state of disarray that they may as well not exist.[/aside]
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Rewriting the pubadmin code-behind file

Since I completely redid the pubadmin table, I had to gut almost all of the FSTDT pubadmin code-behind file because it was coded to read and write data using the old table. I bet every query in the gutted code would have failed when attempted on the new pubadmin table. (Not having that happen is one of the major advantages of using stored procedures that tell the database what you want rather than telling it how to do it.)

The overwhelming majority of the gutted code was just that: literally gutted, i.e. removed from the codebase altogether. The remainder was kept in the code, but it was still gutted in the sense that it was commented out so it wouldn't be used. The parts I commented out and kept were ones that can be easily translated to VB and used in the FSTDT rewrite. By saving that code, I'll have a concrete launchpad from which to begin the process of writing the rewrite's pubadmin code.

[aside]Already having something tangible like that to work with from the get-go makes starting a project from scratch a lot easier for me, even though this is mostly just a psychological thing, and I often wind up not even using or replacing those parts. Am I weird for this?[/aside]

So quotes could be approved, the code-behind file for the PublicAdmin.aspx file had to be almost completely rewritten aside from the repeater controls that show similar quotes to check for dupes. They still worked because they were using stored procedures when I had my first glance at the database back in September of last year. The rest of the rewritten code also uses stored procedures and saved views, unlike the original code, which used a combination of inline SQL and a separate data access class that also used inline SQL itself.

PublicAdmin.aspx also had to be updated to remove controls that interacted with the not-reimplemented functionality, like issues and public admin being able to actually be used by the public again. (These issues will be fixed in the FSTDT rewrite at the latest.) Mods will probably immediately notice these changes on the page.

Mods, everything in the above paragraphs probably needs to be combed through for bugs because it was literally written in half a day. Report any issues you find, SVP.
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Anyway, bear with me while I get any kinks worked out, and please let me know if you notice any. Post them in the Site / Off-Topic Thread, or if you think they can be exploited or pose a potential security issue, send a message to the email above instead or shoot me an IM.

Again, sorry for all the down time! I'll try not to do anything like this again.

2016 FSDT Awards

The winners!!

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The winners!!

(I'm typing this up in a rush right before work, so pardon any errors. I'll fix them when I get time. Holla @ me if you notice anything wrong.)

Big thanks to Pharaoh and pyro for getting me off my ass to finish doing the awards even though the original setup I had for partially automating it was lost. And another big, big thanks to pyro for finishing up counting the votes! Also thanks to everyone who nominated and voted!

A couple other things before I get to the winners:

First, I took some liberty with the conspiracy theorist of the year category and chose Alex Jones. He was already neck-and-neck with the quote that was voted to represent the Anonymous Cowards at GLP, and that quote technically isn't a conspiracy, anyway. Plus, the Anonymous Coward hivemind were last year's winners. (And you know deep down in your heart that Alex Jones' quote is funnier.)

Second, one of the winning quotes (#106783) wasn't from 2016, but I technically never said that nominations for the 2016 FSTDT Awards had to be from 2016; it was just taken for granted. ;] Plus it slipped by us unnoticed entirely too long to disqualify it.

Now, without further ado I present to you the winners of the 2016 Fundie Awards!!


Fundies of the Year

Religious fundie of the year:

"Now they claim they can use this hadron collider to bring forth the Devil and all his fallen ones." – kingjameswriter1965

Right-wing fundie of the year:

"Punish Trump haters with your cock: Besides the punitive element of withholding your cock from a Trump hater, we can also look at it from a time-saving perspective. If you are masculine, you simply won’t connect naturally with a feminist who hates Trump." – Roosh V

Left-wing fundie of the year:

"They believe that [...] you are able to send lightning to strike someone. So, can you explain that scientifically" [Response: "It's not true."] "What you're trying to do is collapse the space and make it antagonizing, which we will not allow. This is a progressive space for people to say their opinions." – University of Capetown Students

Conspiracy theorist of the year:

"I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get them in church, whatever, take them away from Beyoncé, who wants to eat their brain with the CIA, literally." – Alex Jones

Sexist of the year:

"If the definition of rape is stretched so far to include women who have not given consent, then I am absolutely a serial rapist. So, too, is every man I know." – Vox Day

Racist of the year:

"The jews say Adolf Hitler ordered a 'Final Solution' of extermination of the jews. But Hitler, a humanitarian, a vegetarian, an artist, did no such thing — although, again, he should have." – James Laffrey"

Single-issue wonk of the year:

"This perverted screenshot of Miss Swift to the right only appears in this 3:54 minute video for ONE SECOND TOTAL!!!" – David J Stewart (Taylor Swift obsession)

Vulture of the year:

"Someone may ask 'Why are you using this tragedy to promote your ebook?' The simple answer is because it saves lives! Hate to say I told you so, but had those who were partying read my ebook, they most likely would not have been there in the first place [at the Oakland warehouse fire]" – Mack Major

Batshit-insane person of the year:

"His sword cuts through what NEEDS to be TRANSMUTED by Lord Zadkiel of The Violet Ray which is the Ray OF TRANSMUTATION AND MERCY AND ALCHEMY. Lord Michael comes along FIRST and TRANSFORMS IT (IN EASIER TERMS ,CHOPS IT ALL UP (NOT RIGHT TERM) AND LORD ZADKIEL LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID LORD MICHAEL LEAVES HIM THE "MESS TO CLEAN UP WITH THE SWORD OF VIOLET FLAME HE WIELDS OF TRANSMUTATION.WE ARE IN THE VIOLET RAY AGE RIGHT NOW. THE AQUARIAN ONE. IT'S THE 7TH RAY." – my man Joe Eigo


Quotes of the Year

Funniest

"We will use your leaning tower of pizza to throw off homosexual" – Abu Abdullah Britani

Nightmare fuel

"Recent discourse on child pornography falsely portrays it, like child sex in general, as a disaster for the child. [...] Yet there are many children seen in child pornography whose words, facial expressions, body language, and orgasms show that they thoroughly enjoy the sexual activity, sometimes enjoying it immensely." – BoyWiki

One-liner

"Beware the beast Hildabeast Clinton and her Vagenda of Manocide" – Gulf of Maine Gunsmithing

WTF?!

"Of course, [FSTDT commenters] are all socks of Valri, so the logistics are not too difficult. :-)" – WorldGoneCrazy

Incel

"The pussy of females can be used even 2 days after their death. Their sexual resources get wasted with the current system and people often die because there aren't enough organ donors." – Saint Elliot


Other Categories

• Commenter of the year: Hasan Prishtina
• Board of the year: /r/Incel
• Troll of the year: TimeToTurn
• Conspiracy theory: PizzaGate


...aaand that's all, folks!

Straw Dystopia Award

except the OP thinks it's utopia

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rango-mango #sexist reddit.com

Just consider this for a second:


Women would be sold at bustling markets in order to be used as sex toys/domestic servants/breeding slaves, with the higher quality ones possibly being entered in beauty competitions with large prizes for incels with the most high quality and fertile women.


There'd also be breeding centers if you want to donate some of your cum in order to get a son with the highest quality genes, and zoos where you could admire sluts and harlots in their natural environments: kitchens, bedrooms, and dark cold caves.


As for normies and Chads, we could use them for organs, meat, labor, slaves, punching bags, or even just luxury items for incels who want to own more then just women. (Not to mention any homosexual/bisexual incels who'd like a sex toy. After all, an incel is an incel, no matter their sexuality, and we all deserve our own high quality sex toys.)


Of course, women, normies, and Chads would all lose the ability to vote, as they would automatically vote for the person most sympathetic to them, and thus the one who is most likely to give them more (undeserved) rights.


As for nearcels and volcels, they'd basically have the same rights as non-Chad men do currently, although they wouldn't have all the benefits that incels and truecels would get in this new society, such as the ability to buy women and/or normies in bulk, or the ability to hold high positions of political power.


Wizards and KHHV incels would, of course, hold the most power, and would be the ones most likely to have careers in politics and law enforcement (AKA keeping women and normies in their places).


And, if we really need one, we'll make a free woman/normie rank, for those extremely rare women and normies that have proven themselves capable of actual rational thought and genuine intellect. This rank enables them to get jobs, own property, publish/sell content that they've created, and (occasionally) say no to sex/labor. Of course, free women/normies would be few and far in between, and their rank would be stripped from them the moment they attempted to disobey or harm an incel, and they would be automatically be forced into prostitution/labor, and would be auctioned off to a lucky pimp/slave master as soon as possible.


This would be a far better, far happier world IMHO.

Horseshoe Theory Award I

Disagreeing is insane: the one thing all fundies agree on

This sounds familiar

I swear I heard this in 2004 and 2008, but that can't be right.

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Stella Paul #fundie americanthinker.com

Will Obama Keep Power 'by Any Means Necessary'?

Let's go there: if Obama thinks he's losing, will he allow safe and fair elections on November 6? And if he does lose, will he peacefully turn over power to Mitt Romney on January 20, 2013? Or will he cling to power "by any means necessary," as a highly placed insider alleges?

Now, I'm truly sorry to raise such disgusting, un-American, crazy-sounding questions, but, alas, they're not crazy, and I've got a disquieting amount of evidence. The Democrats have already accused Romney of murdering a woman with cancer, financial felonies, and not filing taxes for ten years -- the last charge delivered by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid on the Senate floor, on the basis of absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

By Democrat standards, I've got enough proof to put away Obama, et al. for life without parole.

Whatever chicanery Obama and his investors may be contemplating, it will probably unfold against some gargantuan crisis, manufactured or otherwise.

David J. Stewart Award

Behold! A proud member of the Rape Culture!

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Sydney Allan Markland #sexist ibtimes.co.uk

A Florida man accused of sexually battering an eight-year-old girl allegedly told detectives it was her fault for "wearing provocative clothing".

Sydney Allan Markland, 68, is accused of sexually assaulting the child, who knew him, at his home in Ocala, Marion County, in July last year.
After the assault, Markland "told [the victim] not to tell anyone, kissed her on the cheek and read from the Bible" according to a detective report.

Markland was a well known member of the community, often called "Dread" because of his hair style. One neighbour described him as man who "knows the Bible and preaches it inside out".

Police claim that Markland admitted to the assault and offered two separate lines of defence: first, that such actions were permissible in his "culture" and, second, that she had encouraged the sexual contact.

"She was wearing provocative clothing," Markland told detectives, according to their report. "Her actions suggested that she was consenting to sexual contact."

Lawful Evil Award

If you want a picture of André du Pôle's vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

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André du Pôle #fundie returnofkings.com

[This definitely veers into SSTDT but the greater point is too broad for that]

Most ROK readers should find the idea of vocation intuitive. Women have purposes specific to their sex and should not attempt to steal or destroy manly places. However, the caste hierarchy and relative leveling of vocations may seem extraneous to American readers: the US were founded over the idea that neither a centralized Church nor a nobility should exist. Did not the Founding Fathers reject the caste system from the start? Indeed—but I am neither American nor conservative enough to put them on the same footing as sacred texts.

...

A hierarchy where manly men have authority over feminine women works well. Each one has a role fit to its nature and can realize one’s own purposes with the help of the other. An inverted, matriarchal hierarchy where women would rule, on the other hand, is dissatisfying: women would look like caricatures of men by being bossy, let their defects such as conformism and group-thinking tendency express, and turn men into slaves or short-term driven pleasure-seekers. None of the parts would be able to realize its better tendencies, such as loving and caring for women, or meeting with challenges for men.

Likewise, the four-caste hierarchy is the good or fairer one. A society following it and having proper individuals at each level would be the most harmonious one, even in poverty. When the regular order gets messed up, so does the whole society: Kshatriya pretending to spiritual authority start subordinating it to political interests, just as the Protestant princes of Europe did in the sixteenth century; Vaishya pretending to power end up commercializing everything, turning politics into a marketplace where lobbyists and sellouts abound. “Inferior” castes cannot help but bring their essential ethos with them no matter where they go or what they pretend to be.

The lesson, here, could be that modernity has been mostly synonymous with a “vaishya-ization” of society: universities have turned into an academic niche market, politics have become a market as well, and the process have been aggravated by women trying to play men—especially upper bourgeois women pretending to political power. Each “inferior” caste denythe “superior” ones their rights and prerogative have made the world poorer.

As for myself, I have no problem with the idea that some, even men, should not have the right to financial independence: libertarianism may work well among men of Mensa, but a 70-IQ people clearly need some paternalist management not to drown into their own stupidity.

“Even a capable Shudra must not accumulate wealth, for when a Shudra becomes wealthy, he harasses Brahmins.” (10.129) Some wealthy people fund seditious, divisive groups such as BLM, some who enjoy a small authority act like power-tripping small chiefs, some women get beta orbiters and management power… A fair hierarchy is not one with equal chances or opportunities to get promoted, but one where each one can reach his rightful place.
Conclusion

Alt-Right blogger Lawrence Murray contrasted Buddhism, which enjoys some cultural status and association with the upper classes in the West, with an “intensely alien Hinduism.” Practicing yoga, reciting a handful of mantra and mingling with other bourgeois bohemian while sipping fair trade green tea seems indeed easier than vindicating such a frankly non-modern order.

Modernity in general and the so-called American Dream in particular entertain a deep trend of anti-traditional, anti-dharmic thinking which promotes an abstract and formally autonomous individual able to do has he wants. “Gender” or the negation of biological sex in the name of a chosen or psychological sex is but the last product of the trend.

If you could choose between a society where Hillary Clinton had won the election and a society with castes and sacred fires, would you have the guts to choose the second option—knowing that women would be women but also that you may be, say, a Vaishya and thus not entitled to (for example) give a scholarly opinion about what the Bible says?

Whatever your answer, remember that modern ethical theories come and go with the Zeitgeist, whereas dharmic cultures still exist today side by side with modern technology. I could bet anything that in a hundred years the Law Code of Manu will still be studied while Anita Sarkeesian’s name will be forgotten.

The "Jesus had two daddies" Award

Look at how well he turned out

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Bill (BJ) Johnson #fundie americandecency.org

First, President Obama again declares June “Gay Pride Month” and now he’s actually using Father’s Day to attack the traditional (Biblical) family – as he did in a presidential Father’s Day Proclamation. Here’s a line taken from yesterday’s proclamation:


“… Nurturing families come in many forms, and children may be raised by a father and mother, a single father, two fathers, a step father, a grandfather, or caring guardian. …”

No, Mr. President, the family was created and designed by God – with one father and one mother, each bringing unique and needed qualities to a family. While in this broken world children are sometimes raised by single parents or grandparents, being raised in a climate of homosexuality by two men is the ultimate of dysfunction – not nurturing.

The "It's Everyone's Fault But Mine" Award

For excellence in blowing time bitching on the internet rather than doing... anything...

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coconut #sexist whygodwhy.org

[...they don't beg their mothers for sex, beat up their parents, scream at people naked in front of a court house, or start smear campaigns against people for imaginary slights.]

So they are better because they were born with a hole between their legs? Men who don't do that are better than me because they are more immoral, stupid and irresponsible than I am in a world where that is evolutionary advantage? I mean, you should understand that all of this was a consequence of my incel. There would be no need to beg my mother for sex if I have gotten sex some other way. There was no reason to beat up my parents if I could have found a gf some other way than with their help. There was no reason for me to go naked with a drum in front of a court house if I could have found a gf on my own. I wouldn't start smear campaigns if I weren't rejected 20 times just this year or if I had any prospects of finding a partner. I know that most incels don't react like that, but some incels kill themselves or others too so some react even worse.

The "Freedom" Award

Picture a crying bald eagle here

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Constitution Party #fundie constitutionparty.org

[Found under 'Pornography, Obscenity and Sexually Oriented Businesses']
We call on our local, state and federal governments to uphold our First Amendment right to free speech by vigorously enforcing all laws against obscenity.

You Fail Evolution Forever Award

Each one dumber than the next

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14Portuguese88 and Tenniel and FreeByrd #racist stormfront.org

(14Portuguese88): It's breathtaking how most people believe that the White Race (and all the other races) came from Negroes and that we are basically Black people with White skin. Obviously, most of these people don't even have a basic knowledge about Anthropology nor do they even care about it.

(Tenniel): The White race is the most generalized race, proving, in itself, that the White race is the oldest race -- AND was the first modern human (negroes never made it to modern human/orientals did). (Micro-)evolution (probably the only kind of evolution) goes from generalized to specialized -- NOT the other way around. Negroes and Orientals are SPECIALIZED adaptations to their environments -- one heat-specialized, the other cold-specialized.

(FreeByrd): I agree with most of what you say here, except the part about the White race being the oldest of races. That isn't the way evolution works. The youngest species is usually the most advanced of the species, with the oldest being the least advanced. An I believe we all agree that the negro is the least advanced of any of the human family. Only slight more advanced than a chimpanzee.

Note: don't hold me to that last part. I'm not 100% that I haven't wronged the chimp with that statement.

As for what you propose about mongoloid and negros being a specialized species. Yes, I can see that. The negro never really does well out side his native environment of Africa. I've even go so far as to propose that the negro is at his end of his understanding of an advanced civilization. Soon as our technological and social advancement will be beyond their ability to understand. Nature has slated the negro for extinction.

Yes, I know we are supposed to keep that White Supremacist stuff under the table. By hey, lets not kid ourselves.

Fatwa Envy Reward

Thanks for confirming what everyone suspected to be the Alt-Right's real problem with Islam.

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Andrew Anglin #racist dailystormer.com

[From “Islamic Sharia” is an Appropriation of White Culture – WHITE SHARIA is the Original Sharia Law - Formatting in original]

Since the necessity of WHITE SHARIA became evident to the editorial staff of the Daily Stormer, many readers have complained that although they believe in the tenets of WHITE SHARIA, they dislike it because of the name – they associate the word “Sharia” with Islam.

This is understandable. No one wants to be associated with the monkeylike Islamic hordes.

However, their perception is one based on total ignorance of the fact of what Sharia actually is: an ancient Indo-Aryan code of conduct.

The root of the Arabic word “Sharia” – a word which means “the way” or “the path” – is in the Indo-European languages of Urdu and Persian.

For those who do not know – and perhaps there has been no reason to know until now – all European languages have the same origin as these other two Indo-European languages: an ancient Aryan civilization that stretched across the Eurasian continent.

Even now, many, many words remain the same in English and Persian.

[...]

Arabic, on the other hand, is a Semitic language. Semitic languages are a totally separate, non-white, Afro-Asiatic language group.

Indeed, the Persians themselves were white up until they were invaded by the Arabs in 7th century and raped like goats. You still see whitish looking Persians now, sometimes.

The word “Sharia” was not used in original Islam very often at all, and this borrowed Indo-European word only appears in the Koran twice.

The Jews have also ripped-off this word from their time as merchants in Babylon to refer to their own law (just as they have borrowed so many German words to create Yiddish), indicating that the word was widely used in ancient White Persia to describe a divine legal system.

[...]

Of course, many of the uses in these languages are Islamic, but that is obviously due to it’s wide use in modern times as being associated with Islam – because the sandmonkeys appropriated our culture.

Basically…

Pretty much, claiming that Sharia is an invention of the Arabs is like claiming the blacks built the Egyptian Pyramids.

[...]

It is time for the white man to stand-up and reclaim his rightful heritage. This is a deep part of our being that goes back way before Christianity, before Greek, Slavic and Germanic paganism, to our very origins. Although most of the ideas of WHITE SHARIA are the same as those of pagan or Christian law, by adopting WHITE SHARIA, we are restoring the very core of our racial soul.

Continued Hatred of WHITE SHARIA?

Those who continue to disagree with the use of the ancient white system of Sharia Law need to disprove the findings of this research. Of course, that cannot be done, because these findings are 100% factually accurate.

After the release of these findings, anyone saying that the Islamic apes invented – rather than ripped-off – Sharia Law might as well be saying that three black women were responsible for the moon landing.

How could anyone be so absurd as to believe that goatmen invented WHITE SHARIA?

Internet Tough Guy Award

This is indeed not the reality of shooter games.

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thisisnotmyreality #fundie archive.is

[Commenting under "Antifa forms a hit team, distributes hit list"]

Find a high spot (hilltop, rooftop, etc.) and bring one of these

10 points for every masked 'protester' you take out.

20 points for headshots

50 points if you hit multiple targets with a single shot.

He said it

Not us!

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David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

I Am a Fundamentalist And a Nut!

May I say, it is okay to be a nut if you're screwed onto the right bolt! Dr. John R. Rice (1895-1980) wrote a book in 1975 called, “I Am A Fundamentalist.” Chapter four is titled, “Be A Fundamentalist, But Not A Nut!” But if you are a true fundamentalist Christian my friend, the world and apostate ecumenicals will consider you a nut! There is no way around it. The critics called Jesus crazy (“mad”) in John 10:20. Festus thought the apostle Paul was crazy (“beside thyself”) in Acts 26:24. This old wicked world thinks that us fundamentalist Christians are insane, but they're the ones who are totally nuts! I may be a nut, but I'm screwed onto the right bolt, Jesus! Amen!

Titus 2:13-14, “Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; Who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works.” That word “zealous” means “fanatical”! Are you a fanatic!!! God wants us as believers to be fanatical about truth and righteousness!!!

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Anytime we tell the truth, someone is going to call us “crazy”! Festus told the apostle Paul that he was beside himself (nuts). Dwight L. Moody was called “crazy Moody!” 1st Corinthians 1:18 says that the preaching of the cross (i.e., the Gospel) is “to them that perish foolishness.” Dr. Rice in his book attacks Dr. Peter Ruckman as a “nut” for telling the truth about the Word of God. All of the modern Bible versions are of satanic origin! Even the New King James Version (NKJV), which allegedly has been translated from the Textus Receptus, has many of the Alexandrian corruptions in it! The ASV may be the least corrupted of the modern Alexandrian translations (which is why Dr. Rice picked it), but it is still of Alexandrian origin and corrupt to some degree. In hindsight, as viewed from the year 2018, we can now see a horrifying trail of collateral damage in the churches because of the modern Bible perversions!

Look at all the dying and dead churches today, and you'll find that they all have one thing in common, that is, a tolerance for the Alexandrian Bible perversions!!! I would have preferred that Dr. John R. Rice were a nut, than that he should defend the Devil's counterfeit Bible versions! Dr. Ruckman had some strange beliefs, such as that Old Testament saints were saved by works and faith (which is false), but he was 100% correct that the Alexandrian Bible versions are corrupted by Satan, and that we can trust our inspired King James Bible!!! So I gladly admit that if being loyal only to the King James Bible makes me a “nut,” then I'm as whacko as they come!!! I'm coco for cocoa-puffs!

The "Tea Baggery" Award

Because the admin remembers having to explain to these idiots what they were calling themselves.

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Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

I wish you were here to call me a "teabagger" to my face. Get with the times, faggot. THAT'S RIGHT! I called you a faggot. You call me a teabagger (meaning a man who sucks the testicles of his boyfriend as they're dangled in his mouth), a very offensive, hate-speech term. So I call you faggot and there isn't a damn think you can say about it. Stop your anti-heterosexual hate speech and I won't call you a faggot anymore. How fair is that!

Word Salad Award

For when "Green ideas sleep furiously."

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Energycrisis13 #fundie tos100.wordpress.com

[Check the link for the full post. This is just the tip of the iceberg.]

Did you know homosexuals are actually a retarded people? They now hide behind atheism of science only to attack church as no such thing as no god in this universe ONLY stubborn dumb animals known as atheist homosexuals desiring to seek the shit of another mans ass- truly a retarded people in need of shock therapy. Congressional legislation soon to label all homo people as RETARDS so mankind understand the root cause of atheism and move on

AGAIN=atheists are nothing more than disgruntled homosexuals- if by small chance you are a heterosexual atheist this is simply because you were brainwashed by the homosexuals as all humans are a simple gullible monkey creature without knowledge of our infinite souls and guidance by god….Homosexuals are nothing more than abused children which made by god TO MIRROR the disgust in so called normal civilized behavior of sex lusting monkey people of the earth- everyone repent

The fascinating aspect of the atheists homosexual is theirscientific rational to glorify and colorfy the world of shit. Atheism is world of shit in which your head is up your ass. Homosexuality akin to pagan sex monkey people. both realms are retarded as many retarded people Yet the atheists homosexual may operate with humanity such as congress hair salons and such- families love retards during good times as Pets, bad times kill everything with retard merely in the way and focus of scapegoat policy by simple monkey people of weak faith behavior caused by very retarded shit lined rainbow coalition of shit-the atheists and homosexuals- one in the same made by god to mirror the disgusting pagan weak of faith community at large.repent

Worst "Proof" of God Ever Award

Formulated by the dumbest "Superintelligence" ever.

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Vox Day #fundie voxday.blogspot.com

If the human race could collectively go one single 7-day period without committing any of the acts that God describes as sins in the Bible, I would agree that God doesn't exist. If God does not exist and evil is nothing more than how we happen to describe certain human choices, then obviously it is possible for Man to not commit evil as it is described in the Bible as the violation of God's Will. In fact, even if only 10 people could manage to go about their normal daily lives for a single week without sin, I think this would be a remarkable piece of evidence against the existence of God.

If, however, Man cannot refrain from committing evil despite consciously choosing to do so, then obviously the Biblical model of fallen Man is more in line with observable reality than the godless model, thereby indicating that Man's morality is defined by the Will of an existent God.

Screwed-Up Sensibilities Award

Lesbians are icky, but bestiality is hot!

Cluster F Bomb Award

For ridiculous amounts of pointless swearing

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Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Did you fucktards who are saying aliens don't exist and that all aliens are demons ever consider the idea that angels, fallen angels, aliens, Jesus and Satan are aliens. Jesus and the angels are the good aliens and Satan, fallen angels and demons are the bad aliens. After all it only fucking makes sense. I mean if angels, fallen angels, and demons and Jesus Christ and Satan aren't aliens then what the fucking fuck are they. Besides in the bible it describes Satan as being a serpent or a dragon like a Reptillian.The Annunaki aka Nephillim who come from Nibiru aka Planet X will be the falen angels who pretend to be good and our saviors against Satan and the Reptillians and greys when in fact they are working with them to enslave us. The Antichrist is likely a Nephillim aka Annunaki from Nibiru. Jesus Christ and the angels are likely the Pleiadians who are our real allies against Satan, the reptillians, greys, as well as the Nephillim. the msot ridiculous bullshit I've heard from the christian fucktards is the ones who try to say that aliens don't exist and space travel is impossible and that the government is trying to make people believe in aliens and space travel. that is the most ridiculous load of bullshit ever. If aliens and space travel were really a government lie then why does the government and mainstream media deny the existence of aliens and interstellar space travel and why do they ridicule people who believe in aliens and space travel. Sounds like they knwo about aliens and are hiding the existence of them from us. Not only that but they are actually working for the Reptillians, Greys, and Nephillim to enslave us and try and prevent us from travelling into space. Then of course let's not forget all the pictures obviously showing structures, monuments, pyramids, mines, cities, and other types of civilization and life on the moon, Mars, Venus, Titan and the other gas planet moons which NASA claims are all optical illusions but only a complete braindead retard would believe they're only optical illusion like Never A Straight Answer says. The government wants us to believe that we're the only life in the universe and that aliens don't exist and space travel is impossible so they can keep us imprisoned on this planet forever. Like I said let's see you religious fucktards answer the question if angels, fallen angels, demons, Jesus Christ, Antichrist and Satan aren't aliens then what the fucking fuck are they?

LAPSCOCK AWARD

FOR WORST CAPSLOCK ABUSE

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Corbyn supporters #racist mobile.twitter.com

[Letter hand-delivered to the constituency office of Jewish MP Luciana Berger (Labour-Liverpool Wavertree). Berger has been critical of her party leadership for failing to address the rising level of antisemitism within the party. The wreath laying refers to Jeremy Corbyn’s presence at a wreath-laying ceremony in 2014 for the perpetrators of Munich Olympics massacre of 1972.]

HELLO LUCIANA

YOU NASTY, STINKING, LYING, ZIONIST JEW-BITCH!

WHY ARE YOU AND THE OTHER JEW SCUM IN THE LABOUR PARTY TELLING LIES ABOUT A DECENT MAN LIKE JEREMY CORBYN?

WE ARE BLACK, AND THIS MAN IS A HERO, WHO HELPED FREE OUR BROTHERS IN BONDAGE IN SOUTH AFRICA IN THE 1980s. JEZZA WAS AN ACTIVIST AGAINST APARTHEID.

HELL NO! NO FUCKING WAY! WE WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY AND SEE JEW SCUM LIKE YOU PERSECUTING THIS MAN.HAD YOU BEEN IN LONDON WE WOULD HAVE STABBED YOU OR THROWN ACID IN YOUR FACE BY NOW.

BUT THAT COULD STILL BE ARRANGED,YOU BITCH, EVEN IF WE HAVE TO COME UP THERE TO GET YOU.

IF YOU JEW SCUM DON’T WANT A CORBYN GOVERNMENT IN THIS COUNTRY WHY DON’T YOU GET TO FUCK OUT AND GO TO YOUR “PROMISED LAND” - THE LAND YOU STOLE FROM OTHER PEOPLE , THE PALISTINIANS. PERSONALLY I WOULD PREFER TO SEE ALL YOUR LOT GO BACK TO THE GAS CHAMBERS AND THE OVENS, THAT IS WHERE YOU TRULY BELONG.

JEZZA WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT TO PAY HIS RESPECTS TO THE FALLEN MARTYRS OF THE PALISTINIAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS. WE HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT AT ALL. ISRAEL IS A PARAIH, PARASITE, APARTHEID STATE SET UP ON OTHER PEOPLE’S LAND.

ATTACHED IS CORRESPONDENCE OF WHAT BROTHER LOUIS FARRIKHAN THINKS ABOUT YOU STINKING JEWS. HAVE A GOOD READ BITCH.

AND SEE YOU LATER!!!! YEAH!!!

CORBYN SUPPORTERS

Post-Bathtub-Leviathon Award

His Insanity Level Is Over Nine Thousand!

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Anonymous #fundie en.minghui.org

Police officers in our area have been frequently knocking on practitioners' doors recently in a harassment campaign. To eliminate the evil in other dimensions, my mother and I began to send righteous thoughts every day for three to four hours each time.

One day, I saw a huge pipe in the air. One end led to the local police department, while a monk wearing a thick black robe sat at the other end. This monk was one of the old force gods and was directing the police to persecute Dafa disciples.

As I sent righteous thoughts, my body began to emit rows of pure, white lotus flowers. They floated to the police department and moved up the pipe to the monk. However, as soon as they touched the monk's body, they were corroded.

I asked Master for help and immediately felt my body becoming huge. The lotus flowers that came out of my body changed from white to gold. They landed on the old monk's body and slowly eroded his black robe.

The old monk turned into a young monk and pleaded for mercy. I continued to send righteous thoughts. I saw Master put him into a huge sack and throw the sack into a vat next to the police department. A lotus flower covered the top of the vat, while a fire burned at the bottom of it.

Another old god replaced the monk. He was instantly captured and changed into a cute little monk, hoping that I would spare his life. I put him into a sack and threw the sack into the vat.

After the first meddling god was destroyed, a thick, sticky coat made of tiny spirits was all that was left. They turned into black, sticky oil. I asked Master for help and used fire to burn them. Once the evil was eliminated, the pipe used to send evil spirits to the police department turned into a golden energy column.

The scene changed to the local courtroom. I saw two old force gods in the sky above. I caught them in a sack and put them into the vat to be destroyed. Master asked me to search for the old force god's main spirit. I managed to find it, and Master blasted it to shreds. The vat was also destroyed at the same time. The shreds were absorbed by the lotus flowers.

Earlier, I saw an evil spirit in my house. When I looked for it, I found it trapped in a corner by the lotus flowers. I eliminated it, and the lotus flower cleaned up the black substance left behind. I could feel the bad substances in my surrounding area being cleaned up by the lotus flowers.

I also saw the police officers who were harassing Dafa disciples becoming weak, as if they had lost their spirits. Each time I sent righteous thoughts throughout the following days, I saw the police officers who were involved in persecuting practitioners thrown into hell. The police department and courtroom were razed to the ground. Master set a golden shield over the area. His law body, gods and dragons were sent to guard the shield.

Through this period of frequently sending righteous thoughts for long periods of time, I experienced the power of believing in Master and the Fa. I also realized the importance of studying the Fa and sending righteous thoughts.

As I wrote this sharing, I suddenly thought of Master's teaching:

“Our Falun Dafa will protect practitioners from deviating. How does it protect you? If you are a true practitioner, our Falun will safeguard you. I am rooted in the universe. If anyone can harm you, he or she would be able to harm me. Put simply, that person would be able to harm this universe.” (Zhuan Falun)

Let Them Eat Cake Award

for callous contempt towards the less fortunate

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Senators Chuck Grassley & Orrin Hatch #fundie politicususa.com

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) suggested that rich people deserve tax cuts more than working class people because working class people spend all of their money on booze, women, or movies.

Grassley told the Des Moines Register, “I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing, as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”

In the Republican view of America, there are two classes of people, the deserving rich, and the undeserving everyone else.

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) also expressed this view when he said during the tax cut debate that Republicans no longer have the money to pay for children’s health insurance, “[L]et me tell you something: we’re going to do CHIP. There’s no question about it in my mind. It’s got to be done the right way. But we, the reason CHIP’s having trouble is because we don’t have money anymore.”

The problem with the thinking of Grassley and Hatch is that rich people don’t reinvest their tax cuts back into the economy. If a tax cut is given to someone making $25,000-$75,000 a year, they put the money back into the economy. They don’t spend the money on women and booze and Grassley said. They pay bills or make purchases that they have put off for a long time because they couldn’t afford it. They don’t blow the money. Working class people put their tax cuts back into the economy, and benefit businesses.

Grassley was suggesting that working class people lack the morals to deserve a tax cut, and Hatch directly stated that Republicans drained the treasury and let children suffer.

The mentality expressed by Sen. Grassley shows why Republican trickle-down economics always fails. Republicans don’t care that cutting taxes for the rich doesn’t work because they believe that the wealthy are morally superior to everyone else.

TimeCube Award

The Next Generation

Dawn of the First Ban-Evasion Notification

~ 72 hours remain ~

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SaintElliot #fundie reddit.com

(This is hypothetical fantasy poetry. None of this is serious.)

I never wanted for stuff to go this far or for shit to get out of hand this badly. I had no say in the matter. My hand was forced. I don't want to do this and I will take no joy in it. Even if what I will do is justified and it is beyond a doubt. I will take no pleasure in it. I never asked for any of this. I had over 4 years to reflect. I came to the conclusion that this is the right thing to do. Whatever happens in the coming days, weeks or months. The females and the system are to blame not only for my incel situation but for other things as well. My situation and the fact that I will be forced to do what I will do. Me being driven this far is really a crime that cannot be forgiven. I came to terms with my fate a long time ago. This isn't written in a fit of anger. The things I will do will be partly motivated by anger but I won't do it in anger like the ones that came before me. I have considered every other option there is for me. In all of them, I keep suffering. Obviously, there are way less extreme ways of ending my suffering but a point needs to be proven. The one proving the point might aswell be me. It's more about proving a point and ending my suffering than rage driven revenge. The revenge is a bonus but not my main point or motivator. Yes, inceldom had a role to play in this but other things like desperation and being without other option were my main motivators. I have many problems without solution but if one of them were to get solved for example my inceldom it would have given me hope and I would not do what I will do. I am the natural reaction to the constant suffering that females and the system have inflicted. Expecting for things to get better or having hope is a pointless cope. I legitimately tried and I honestly think that at this point me being unsuccessful is for the better. This way my suffering isn't in vain. If I were to be successful there would have been no consequences for the suffering I have gone through. I tried and I failed. I honestly think that it's for the better this way. At this point, this only ends one way. Proving a point, getting revenge and ending your suffering in failure is better than nothing. I know life isn't fair and I never expected for it to be fair but why should I always be the victim of unfairness. At this point, it's my turn to spread some unfairness. Anyway, I see you guys next week.

The 'Freeper Freeps Freepingly' Award

For excellence in constitutional law

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savagesusie #fundie freerepublic.com

Actually, the US would be within Constitutional rights to ban atheists from all aspects of Constitutional government since they don’t acknowledge that we have God-given rights.

That is how the Founders thought and Atheists were marginalized and not allowed to testify in court. We should get back to the Founding principles of this country which includes Absolute Truth and God. Everyone who doesn’t acknowledge that are free to leave and join those atheist or pagan countries that have been so inferior and created the annihilation of 100’s of millions of human beings, plus abortion “rights” and “euthanasia” and homosexual “rights” where there is no sexual morality...since they don’t believe man is anything more that a “trousered ape”.

Critical Science Failure

Anyone else think Super Sport had a kid?

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Cassiterides #fundie evolutionfairytale.com

Gravity is a theory, not a proven fact.

The effects of gravity can be explained by other theories. An example would be the acceleration theory which asserts the earth is actually moving 'upward' at a constant rate of 1g (9.8m/sec^2). This produces the same effect as "gravity".

See there are different theories for the same phenomena - and none are facts, they are just theories.

Trifecta!!!

...but what will we call them after SSTDT opens?

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Nya Nya Jo #fundie edendecoded.com

I frankly get tired of uninformed people attempting to blame the disappearance of the traditional Black family on the man. Men didn't leave the home - women instead opted to have homes without men. Black women opted to side with Democrats and their liberal policies so they could fund a lifestyle without Black men - a lifestyle of whoredom.

The problem with Black America is NOT fatherlessness. The problem is really the acceptance of 'whore culture.'

YOU MAY BE ASKING, what is whore culture? Whore culture is where women have premarital sex resulting in the birth of unwanted children. In other words: bastard children.

By definition a bastard is a "person born of parents not married to each other." Other terms for bastard include love-child, or someone born out of wedlock. So when I use the term 'bastard' here, I'm not doing it to be mean or disrespectful.

I'm driving home a point that really needs to be made, heard and deeply understood if we're ever going to fix the problems that currently plague the so-called black community. Because most black children, the tune of at least 70% or more according to the most recent stats, are out of wedlock births. Which makes them bastards.

And typically, these children witness their mothers participating in whoredom. For instance: the mother will have her boyfriend staying over, and while she thinks her child is asleep, the child can hear the sounds of their mother and her boyfriend having sex. Which often leads to the child venturing into future lifestyle of whoredom: girls becoming whores, and sons becoming whoremongers.

A mother like this is NOT a good mother, despite her protest to the contrary; but a whoreish mother. How can a 'good' mother put her sexual desires before the mental, spiritual and emotional welfare of her own innocent child?

And why should a man be expected to cohabitate with a woman that wants to live the lifestyle of a whore? Of course no man in his rightful mind would sign up to marry a whorish woman; nor to live in a whore house!

Now before you go getting all bent out of shape over my use of the word whore, the textbook definition of a whore is a prostitute. And a prostitute is defined as (typically) a woman who engages in sexual activity for payment. In other words: any woman who grants sex in return for any kind of gratuitous favor, as in getting bills paid, rent, car notes, hair and nails done etc., technically qualifies as a whore.

And as a result of all this whorish activity within the black community, the number of single-mother homes skyrocketed drastically. (cited US census, Center for Disease Control Statistics, and National Vital Statistics):

•From 1930 to 1960 approximately 30% of the births were out-of-wedlock (illegitimate)
•In 1965 illegitimate births rose to approximately 50%
•From 2000 to 2015 the illegitimate birth rate hovered around 70 to 72%

To put things in perspective, a 70% illegitimate birth rate is approximately one million out-of-wedlock births a year! Let that sink in for a moment! Over a five year span, black women have given birth to roughly five million bastard babies. My God: what have we done to our community!

Everyone keeps asking 'What happened to the Black Family?' The question is NOT what happened to the Black family, the question should be WHO happened to the Black family. And statistics and history show it's the modern black woman that destroyed the traditional family unit.

I POSIT A THEORY HERE, that black women were seduced into this role of single-motherhood. She didn't just think this on her own. In her own self-interest, she made a deal with liberal policies and laws put forth by Washington Democrats that promised generous benefits to any woman willing to break with the tradition of marriage as the foundation for building a family on.

These liberal policies tempted the following generations of black women to have sex without worry of pregnancy being an issue; because whether the guy responsible for the pregnancy chose to stick around or not, the government would step in to help ease the pain and stress that came with making such a poor choice. Such policies weren't designed to strengthen black families: they were anti-god from the beginning with the end result of destroying black families, as women proudly bragged about not needing a man, and being able to be both the mother and father to their children.

Basically, black women made a deal with the Devil. She sold her womanhood for hoodrat status, government trinkets, empty prestige and damnable liberal illusions of being able to create and raise a family without a husband.

Black women ultimately married their destiny to liberal policies and beliefs. It was their acceptance of anti-god politics that created broken families and bastard children.

Right for the Wrong Reason Award

The number of 'successful' left-wing and right-wing dictatorships is exactly equal: Zero!

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AoT #fundie dailykos.com

Ends don’t justify means.

So you’re opposed to killing someone in self defense? Or is it just when it’s a left wing government that you believe this?
There is some lesson to be learned in the fact that there has been no successful left-wing dictatorship to date.

That’s just false. There’s been as many successful left wing dictatorships as right wing. Americans just mythologize the right wing dictatorships as being “efficient” and “making the trains run on time.” But the USSR was a successful left wing dictatorship.
Really? Now it’s somehow “self defense” for a government to kill its own citizens (so long as the government is “left wing”)?

The point is that the ends do sometimes justify the means, and unless you oppose violence as self defense then you agree with that.
And it starved to death millions of Ukrainians on purpose because they wouldn’t get along with the Party line. Not to mention the other millions murdered in Stalin’s later purges.

Indeed, just like the US genocided Native Americans. In fact, the US is responsible for more death than the USSR. Since we’re talking about ends and means and all. Because right now it sure seems like that’s just a talking point that liberals push to pretend like communism is the greatest evil ever while ignoring everything that capitalism has done and is doing.

Insight into the Fundie Mind

Doctor Doom's hiring criteria

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DoctorDoom #fundie freeconservatives.com

What amazes me is that the queers (they use the term) have the chutzpah to claim that they are being persecuted while this sick, degenerate culture caters to them in every possible way. It has reached the point that announcing publicly that one is a homosexual is a certain path to success.

"I'm sorry, sir, but based on your resume, you don't have the qualifications for that position."
"Did I tell you that I suck on penises?"
"No, you didn't. Well, now, let's just shred that resume and look over the great career opportunities that are open for you in the Obama administration."

A society that caters to perversion is doomed.

Kill them all and let god sort them out

Oh wait...

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Briggid #fundie fstdt.net

In order to advance, we must eradicate religion. When you tell a religious person this is so, how do you think they will react? Hey, we've gave them plenty opportunity to learn things for themselves, and that hasn't worked. What else is there?

The "Oiling the Slope" Award

For Excellence in PLEASE STOP FUCKING DOING THAT

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crossspeci.es #fundie cultureghost.net

Rejecting "Double Bigotry" - Zoophobia Does Not Justify Homophobia | Cross Species Alliance

As institutionalized bigotry against the gay community becomes less and less acceptable within American culture, homophobes are finding it increasingly difficult to find support for their hate. Culturally, hating someone because of their sexual orientation no longer is considered an appropriate position to be taken in public - even if homophobia of the private sort continues to be distributed broadly throughout society.

Finding themselves on the losing end of history, the homphobes are engaged in a rear-guard action against the forces of diversity and mutual respect. Hatred - at least, the anti-gay kind of hatred - is quickly going out of style.

Out of this historical moment has come an uniquely prurient justification for anti-gay hatred and discrimination. Most recently, this "double bigotry" was expressed by homophobe Ben Carson, of Johns Hopkins, in an attempt to justify his stance against marriage equality. We quote:

Quote:
"My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It's a well-established, fundamental pillar of society and no group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality. It doesn't matter what they are. They don't get to change the definition."


We're not sure what the precise meaning of the phrase "people who believe in bestiality" is intended to be. "Bestiality" - or, to use an accurate term, "zoophilia" - has been documented throughout human history in all recorded human cultures across the globe. Whether one "believes" in its existence or not does not actually impact the reality of its ubiquitous existence as a part of the expressed sexual diversity of the species Homo sapiens sapiens, any more than "believing" in gravity is a prerequisite for falling down a well.

That said, we'll infer that what Dr. Carson intended to convey in this phrase is something along the lines of "people who conclude based on extensive evidence that sexual relations between humans and members of other animal species is not only observationally commonplace, but also a healthy and essential component of human sexual diversity." If that's a fair rephrasing, then we at the Cross Species Alliance are indeed part of that group of people - a growing group of people which includes individuals from academic sexologists through animal welfare activists, noted psychologists, cultural theorists, and a wide range of popular culture figures.

We in this group reject bigotry, and we reject in particular bigotry aimed at unpopular sexual minorities who are targeted by society not due to any harm or other objectively-supported reason, but rather as a result of simple hatred of those who are different, unconventional, misunderstood, or - crucially - historically subjected to social persecution (the "we've always hatred them, who stop now?" argument). We of the Cross Species Alliance reject this bigotry.

The hatred of zoophiles - zoophobia - is no more appropriate within a healthy, diverse society than is the hatred of gay people - homophobia. Both are expressions of human bigotry, and both manifest as discrimination against and persecution of sexual minorities by majority populations. Justifying one - homophobia - by reference to the other - zoophobia - is tragically, ironically flawed both logically and morally. Two hatreds don't make a right, and bigotry doesn't justify more bigotry.

Sadly, the LGBT community has chosen to reject the "double bigotry" of equating same-sex attraction with zoophilia by denouncing zoophilia, and by pointing out that - in recent years, anyway - it's not ok culturally to hate gay people, but it is in fact still considered acceptable to hate (and persecute, and assault, and imprison, and otherwise victimize) zoophiles. This is a cowardly, hypocritical, shameful approach to take. It does no honor to the LGBT world to tacitly embrace zoophobia as part of their ongoing work towards a post-homophobic world.

The Cross Species Alliance rejects bigotry against all healthy, respectful, reciprocal sexual minorities - discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation is wrong, period. Full stop. Justifying one hatred - of gay people - by citing another hatred - of zoophiles - is disgraceful. Conversely, rejecting one hatred - homophobia - is best accompanied by a rejection of the other hatred: zoophobia.

That a form of bigotry - zoophobia - is widespread and largely culturally accepted does not make it right. Mere decades ago, homophobia was exactly that in the United States: widespread and culturally accepted. If our only metric for deciding what groups to hate was to reference what groups are currently hated, there would be no women's rights movement, no civil rights movement, and indeed no progress towards gay rights. Instead, we as a society must question deeply and honestly whether historical hatreds and historical bigotries have a legitimate role in our world today. Homophobia fails that test, and so does zoophobic bigotry.

Those who cling to their hatred of gay people must look elsewhere to rationalize it. Equating that hatred to another hatred actually demonstrates one thing quite clearly: that hatred can never serve as its own justification.

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The Cross Species Alliance (crossspeci.es | @CrossSpecies), formed in 2013, works towards a world free of anti-zoophile bigotry. In conjunction with other groups worldwide, and in partnership with academic and professional subject matter experts, it confronts zoophobia and gives voice to the hundreds of millions of zoophiles worldwide: 1% of the total human population, according to published data. Through media engagement, information dissemination, in-house publications, and zoophile community outreach, the Alliance disseminates practical and theoretical tools to anti-zoophobia activists around the world. Additionally, the Alliance coordinates with the DeepJustice Network (deepjustice.net | @DeepJustice) to fund aggressive legal counsel for persecuted zoophiles, confront zoophobic bigots, and seek civil damages against libelers of zoophiles in print, electronic, and broadcast media. The Cross Species Alliance does not speak for the zoophile community in all its diversity and complexity, but rather provides a platform through which zoophiles can express themselves as individuals and as a global community.

Media and community inquiries for the Cross Species Alliance may be directed to: info@crossspeci.es. Confidentiality of communications is assured, and zealously defended.

The 'Opinion' Award

Since it's his opinion, it can't be wrong... right?

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Delta Dart guy #conspiracy libertydwells.com

IN MY HONEST OPINION, Osama bin laden or his physical equivalent was convinced to assume room temperature within the past week or weeks. It has been opined (and I agree) that Mr. bin laden was of little use or significance to Al Queda or anyone else for the past seven or eight years. The Muslim Brotherhood, whether anyone here agrees or not, has an ally in our White House, therefore, the Muslim Brotherhood would like to see their ally reside in that White House for another four year term. Mr. bin laden, having outlived his usefulness to the Al Queda "cause", could enhance their ally's standing with the American public (at least the more gullible, and let's face it, the more stupid ones) were they to "serve up" Mr. bin laden or his physical equivalent, and as they say in Hollywood, " IT"S SHOWTIME!"
Some would query as to why this would occur at this time. The answer is much simpler that some would think. First of all, the dog and pony show that Mr. Trump entertained us with, totally backfired when the "birth certificate" they put forward was such a disasterous failure, it made the Obama regime look like the amatures they are, so something had to be done to deflect the national interest, and secondly, it had a chance of a win-win situation for Obama if not only were the national interest shifted away from his lack of eligibility to be POTUS, but it would enhance his approval rating to some extent.
But, like I said before, this is MY honest opinion.

Horseshoe Theory Award II

Disagreeing is insane: the one thing all fundies agree on

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Bob #fundie ca.answers.yahoo.com

Atheists can't be blamed for their arrogance because atheism is nothing but a mental disorder . As a recent medical study in scientific American showed , atheists have trouble with teleological thoughts .

We have to be more compassionate and empathetic of atheists and instead push the government to fund more studies on the mental disorder of atheism in order to help them cope better and one day become normal human beings instead of the delusional lunatics they are today . We have to love them and be empathetic to their disorder.

Why are we caring towards people with other mental illnesses and intolerant of the mental disorder of atheism. Only with love , better medical diagnosis and better therapies can we help them become normal again .

Vogon Award

for worst attempt at poetry

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caamib #sexist fstdt.com

How noble are you if you kill

There's no more glorious knight than he who decapitates a woman

How sacred you are if you set a woman on fire

All niggers who massacre are kings

Morality void where prohibited:

Egypt, the City of Hesbon and anywhere else that annoyed the Israelites in the old testament.

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The Aardvark #fundie scienceblogs.com

ummm...
[Vox] Day was answering an (obvious) rhetorical trap. If the discussion were to be read and followed,
you would find that he is NOT, in fact, advocating killing infants. The issue involves absolute morality and obedience- the morality being defined as a Command from God. Since the Christian church has long been guilty of being "pro-life" (rescuing exposed Roman infants in the first century) there is de facto evidence that Christ has not commanded offing toddlers. Then there's that whole New Testament thing...Jesus blessing the little children.

If God commanded to kill the li'l babies, it would be Moral.
He has not, so it is not moral.

Reading with comprehension is much to be desired.

2016 FSTDT Awards

Fundies of the Year, Round Two

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The Fundies

[font=sans-serif]1/2/2007: Voting time for round 2 is over. The final round will be ready later today or tomorrow!
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This is the page to cast your votes in round two of the 2016 FSTDT Awards for Fundies of the Year. If you want to cast votes for the 2016 FSTDT Awards Quotes of the Year or the other categories, you can do that here.

What's new this round?

This time around there are more candidates but fewer quotes up for vote. It may seem like a whole lot, but since there are fewer options, it won't take as long to read through them or decide. But, still, since there are so many things up for vote this round, and most of it was already up for vote last round, you may say "same as last time" or something along those lines if your vote for a fundie is still the same this time — but if you do this, make sure that what you voted for last time made the cut to this round; if it didn't, you obviously can't vote for it again, so if I catch this, I'll let you know and give you a chance to change your vote accordingly.

Just as last time, you can also abstain from voting for as many or as few categories as you want for any reason. Voting in general works exactly the same as in the last round. (See the next section and my sample ballot for this round.)

Due to the sheer number of third-place ties, I decided to narrow the number of quotes per fundie down to two instead of three (except for my man Joe Eigo). All of the "greyed out" categories from round one are now open for voting. Candidates with only one quote are placed together in "grab-bag" categories this round. Treat the grab bags like the other sections, and vote for one candidate in each. Everyone in the grab bags that gets at least one vote "win"s this round and moves on to the final.

I also changed the phrasing "three rounds of elimination" to say "two rounds of elimination" like it should have been — this is a correction, not actually a change in the voting process. We'll be pitting fundie-against-fundie in the next and final round.

Finally, I will not be manually counting quotes this round since the Visual Basic + Transact-SQL script I wrote for this purpose seems to be working correctly. I will still manually skim over and verify everything at the end of the round, though.

The Rules — read them (again) before voting

A lot of people seem to be confused about how voting is working this time, so I decided to rewrite the rules to be a bit clearer and their purpose more transparent. I've deleted the improperly casted votes to give the voters an opportunity to try again now that I've (hopefully) made things clearer.

When we did nominations, I divided quotes into two broad categories: Fundies and Everything Else. This was because the fundie nominations were going to be handled differently. When we nominated fundies for the different award categories this time, we also nominated some of their quotes to go with them. The idea here is to determine the Fundie of the Year using two rounds of elimination based on the quotes we collected.

In the first round of elimination (the previous round), voting was done to narrow the number of quotes for each fundie down to three two. In the second round of elimination (this round), we repeat the same process with the remaining quotes that each nominee has, and the previously closed categories are open for voting. This time the goal is to narrow the number of quotes down to one per each fundie in each award category, and to filter out the grab-bag fundies that get no votes. Finally, in the third and last round, we actually pit the fundies against each other. The winning fundie in each award category is decided by voting on which one has the best winning quote from the previous process of elimination.

This process may seem needlessly complicated (and I realize that now), but it is not without a purpose. In previous years, the FSTDT awards were very predictable to me, and there wasn't very many voting opportunities to influence the outcome. Victors frequently won in landslides and curbstomped their competition. That's not very fun. You'll hopefully see that this time around the quotes chosen for the final fundie-against-fundie vote will be more competitive, and the final round of voting will be much closer, more unpredictable, and actually at least a little entertaining to follow and keep track of.[/font]

[font=sans-serif]Now for the actual voting![/font]

[font=sans-serif]On the list of nominations here, find the corresponding section to each bullet on the ballot below, and use that list to cast your vote for each bullet. I know it seems like a lot since there are more candidates with quotes up for vote, but there are fewer quotes overall, and it should take you less time to cast your ballot. As before, follow the example I set forth in my ballot below (I'm actually abstaining from voting since I'm hosting and moderating the awards, but those are the picks I would've made if I were actually participating).[/font]

[font=sans-serif]The Ballot[/font]

[font=sans-serif]• Religious fundie quote grab bag
• Religious fundie quote, kingjameswriter1965
• Religious fundie quote, Mack Major (new!)
• Religious fundie quote, Catholic Nationalist
• Wingnut quote grab bag
• Right-wing fundie quote, Jim
• Right-wing fundie quote, Roosh Valizadeh
• Right-wing fundie quote, Students Against a Democratic Society
• Right-wing fundie quote, The Last Trump
• Right-wing fundie quote, Vox Day
• Moonbat quote grab bag
• Left-wing fundie Quote, Antisemitic British Moonbats
• Left-wing fundie quote, Bailey
• Conspiracy theorist quote, Godlike Productions
• Conspiracy theorist quote, Alex Jones
• Sexist quote, Matt Forney
• Sexist quote, SaintElliot
• Sexist quote, David J Stewart
• Sexist quote, Vox Day
• Sexist quote, Navigator
• Racist quote, James Laffrey
• Racist quote, Wotans Krieger
• Racist quote, Janet Bloomfield
• Racist quote, Vox Day
• Single-issue wonk quote, David J Stewart
• Single-issue wonk quote, Mack Major
• Single-issue wonk quote, Navaros
• Single-issue wonk quote, Ann Barnhardt
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Cool Story, Bro Award

I know a guy who always has the last word in the household: "Yes, Darling."

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BluepillProfessor #sexist reddit.com

My wife is a high powered attorney with an IQ north of 130 who makes almost $200,000.00 per year.
She only behaves herself and treats me right when I assume most of what she says are the prattling of a child. She is much, much, MUCH happier when I treat her that way as well.

This does not mean I ignore her, or belittle what she says, or make fun of her, or treat her "mean." Seriously you miss the point if that is what you think! Is THAT how you would treat a "child?" Of course not!
You treat a child with FUN. The whole point is to have FUN with your woman!! Who knew, right?

Sometimes what my wife says is relevant and I tell her she is cute. Sometimes (usually actually!) what she suggests, demands, or wants is very reasonable and I will treat her just as I would treat one of my kids and pat her on the head and tell her "you have the best ideas" or "you are such a smart little girl."

Projected Phallocentric Perversion Award

"I see phalluses everywhere because I'm not perverted like you!"

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David J. Stewart #conspiracy jesusisprecious.org

Please note what I am about to say... This perverted screenshot of Miss Swift to the right only appears in this 3:54 minute video for ONE SECOND TOTAL!!! (at 2:12 minutes into the video). It literally flashes into the viewer's mind and then is gone. Do you know why the scum producers use this popular technique in movies and music videos? It is because your subconscious mind fully absorbs the image, but your thinking brain doesn't see the image long enough to say, “Wait a minute! This is sick and perverted!” Well, I captured the screen shot (by pressing the “Print Screen” button on my computer keyboard) so you can see just how evil, perverted and manipulative these wicked people really are!!! Why do you think the scene is only ONE SECOND LONG? It is because Taylor is pretending to hold something in her vagina (I doubt if it's a real object), and making a clearly occultic gesture, and the Satanists who produced this video don't want viewers to take notice of what they're really doing. These too-quick-for-the-mind-to-process type of orgy, torture and bizarre scenes are commonplace in Hollywood and music videos.

From enlarging the screenshot (as seen below), it appears that Taylor is intentionally arranging her fingers in such a way as to give an ILLUSION that she's inserting something into her female area. I really don't like showing this stuff, but as of November 2015 this disgusting video (WILDEST DREAMS) has received 190,499,160 hits on YouTube!!! Personally, I think YouTube (Illuminati controlled along with Google) artificially inflates their numbers, to give the impression that Taylor Swift is a massive success. If the video only received 5,000 hits, it would make her look like an everyday YouTube user. Albeit, there's no doubt that Taylor Swift is extremely popular and her videos are some of the most viewed on the internet. Look at the enlarged screenshot below, and the previous image, and you decide! This is as perverted as can be...

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Check out this split-second subliminal screenshot I captured from the video “TOO DRUNK TO KARAOKE” by Jimmy Buffet and Toby Keith, clearly revealing that Satan (Santa) is what the All Seeing Eye symbolizes in the capstone of The Great Pyramid. If you start looking for Illuminati symbolism in everything in society today, even in the churches, you'll be shocked at all the Satanic symbology in plain sight. Look on the back of any U.S. one dollar bill. If you want to see more creepy Illuminati symbols in plain sight, check out the 911 Ground Zero Memorial in New York city, and the new 'One World Trade Center' (which the architect admits is a giant erect male phallus, the same symbol as The Washington Monument in Washington DC). This towering erection symbol is called an “obelisk,” which started with the Egyptians millenniums ago in history. Freemasons are phallus worshippers, a major symbol of occult power! By the way, Nebuchadnezzar's golden image in the Old Testament was an obelisk, the EXACT same ratio as The Washington Monument, just smaller in size (no pun intended). I'm not making this stuff up, I'm just telling you how the real insane world works!

Alternative History of Religion Award

You fail theology forever.

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Bramble #fundie theoccidentalobserver.net

May I just say a few things:
1) Bertrand Russell was an egregious liar when he said Marxism was a “Christian heresy”, since it is quintessentially Jewish, as even rabbis assert.

2) As a Christian, I think Dawkins’ description of the bloodthirsty deity of the Judeo-Islamic Old Testament is correct, because Yahweh/Yareah is actually Kali/Shiva, as Christians will one day discover.

3) Only Judaism and its proxy branch Islam are “Abrahamic”. Christianity begins with Christ & the New Testament, Christ & the New Covenant, and the compassionate Heavenly Father of whom Christ teaches. When Marcion, the First Protestant, compiled the First New Testament from the writings of the Apostles available in 140 AD, gaining a vast following by teaching that the Moon Deity Yahweh of the Old Testament was not the same as the Heavenly Father of whom Christ taught, he was denounced as a heretic by the Jewish-established Catholic church based in Rome and Alexandria, who destroyed his writings and replaced his New Testament canon with their own.

4) Dawkins is wrong: I am not descended from a fish!

"No You" Award

for excellence in the tu quoque fallacy

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UK Korean Friendship Association #fundie facebook.com

The enemies of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea like to go on about 'freedom to travel' continuously claiming that people in the DPRK cannot travel outside of the country. Of course this is not true as DPRK delegations frequently visit other countries and some DPRK students study in other countries. These critics of the DPRK miss out one very important point :that in the West it is only those who have money are free to travel !

This freedom this not extend to those on low incomes etc. We have many KFA members who want to visit the DPRK but cannot afford to do so . Freedom in capitalist countries is only for the rich . These critics of the DPRK also neglect to tell people that residents of south Korea are prevented by the National Security Law from visiting the DPRK, the northern half of Korea. So as usual hypocrisy , double standards and nonsense from the anti-DPRK lobby.

The "BULLSHIT!" Award

If that line's true his genetics end with him

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white male #conspiracy #racist #sexist robertlindsay.wordpress.com

um nope. I am a proud white male with an 18 inch cock, thicker than a gallon milk can. I have a pedigree going back 10 thousand years to the Aryan-Teutonics of Asgard and Atlantis, and the government is so frightened of my innate caucasoid potential that they made me file a non disclosure agreement of my superior white male dna supreme genetics.
You see white men are actually from the distant island of atlantis which was floating in the tuberclizician Stratosphere of Earth, which Gulliver christened as Laputa. We were a race of megalithic giantoids with red hair, the conqueror race. We were sentenced to sexual death because of the Ebonoid and Citrusoid races. The Citrusoid, or yellow Asiatic barbaric monghoulic species was jealous of our huge cocks-the average pureblood Nordid Halstett-Corded Aryan Anglo White man has a 20 inch cock. The Asiatic Yiddishazim-Ashkenazim-Judeoids were a race of hybrid daemons who assisted these evilistic Asiatics.
The Eboniods, or black negaroids, were covetators of our white women who were bred from eagles and doves to be the ultimate submissive-masochistic-subservile-Yin to the white males Yang-dominant-bodylikespiritualism. The white woman’s queen Mother Yggdrassil was having an affair with the negaroid slave and therefore she aided the Negars and Negaroids in killing white males.
L Ron Hubbard discovered this plot during a pineal gland decalcification session but ended up being destroyed by telepathic cryonic warfare which freezes the neuronic synpatic connection between the pineal gland and the chakra center in the cingulate cortex. The third eye of the white dieties were obfuscated by the evil left reptilian draco, which subversed the Jewish media control over us.
The media such as CNN and other leftwings use a broadcast frequency of 1666 hertz by an amplitude of 616 mm. This is why 666 and 616 were numbers of the devil in Revelation. The frequencies activate the submissive part of the brain in White Male DNA brains by enlarging the medulla oblongata to three times its original size. Righteous Christian anti Zionist news media like Fox and David Duke attempt to combat this by equilibriumization of the frequencies through ultraviolet subsonarization of liquid hydrogen particles in CNN and MSNBC copper wiring composed of the unique formula C2FH1P2 molar mass 16.44 density 44mol/g.
The doublement of 44 is 88 which corresponds to H in the Englican-Phoenician alphabetization of language. HH is Heil Hitler. This is why true proud Aryans must wear 14/88 on the base of their skull, blocking intereference transmissions aimed at tge medulla oblongata.
Wake up noble Aryan men. Take our women back.

Cognitive Dissonance Award

Libertarian Fascism is only an oxy-moron if you're not good enough at Doublethink.

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BansheeBomb #fundie youtube.com

[responding to a video about anarcho fascism]

Libertarian fascism is the logical conclusion to a coercive state being replaced by property-rights focused private microstates. Degeneracy can not survive without state aid and hence free market incentives and economic natural selection will lead to the development of fascist-esque covenant communities. Libertarian fascism is only an oxy-moron if you base all ideological discussion on the political compass and disregard any deeper narrative.?

.....

If you don't pump out babies and pass on your genes future generations will have less of your qualities. This means that in a free society most people would be productive, neurotypical and heterosexual since those qualities would be encouraged if the only way you can provide for yourself is through hard work and there is no welfare state you can leech off of. It would also be impossible for more fertile races to have 10 children without consequences leading to whites prospering. Both homosexuality, single motherhood, marxism and multiculturalism is upheld through state subsidies, they are concept that can only exist by stealing from the white productive classes through taxes, that is the reason these concept couldn't survive pre-welfare state. Personally I have no idea what kind of rules a free society would have. Property owners would have to try several different types of systems and whatever private microstate doesn't go bankrupt in the free market would be the ideal one. Personally however I would prefer to live in a microstate that deported democrats, marxists and other degenerates since such a microstate would most likely prosper.?

The 'Spit Take' Award

The admin may need a new keyboard.

The "If You Have to Ask" Award

The answer's probably "yes"

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David J. Stewart #fundie davidjstewart.blogspot.com

Am I Too Conspiratorial?

I once received an e-mail from one of my website guests which said I was too conspiratorial. As always, I am thankful to my web visitors for their opinions and I am open-minded to any constructive criticism. I am not going to be critical of my guest, not at all. I simply would like to address this issue of being "too conspiratorial" because I believe others may be feeling the same. I have so much to say to you in this dark hour. Please hear me out. Here goes...

I do a lot of reading. When I was younger, I was your typical person who didn't take serious notice of the U.S. Constitution or the Bill of Rights. I couldn't have told you what my rights were if my life had depended upon it. I thought the government was good, judges were all honest and authority was never to be questioned. I had been taught that Republicans were good, and Democrats were bad. As I grew older, I was still your typical person who really didn't care to concern myself with other people's problems. The scandals and government corruption I was hearing about really didn't phase me. I just didn't care one way or the other.

By the way, I was a saved Christian the whole time. I was saved at the age of thirteen. I did care about the things of God, but I felt that anything dealing with the world's problems was their own dilemma, not mine. I would continually vote "Republican" simply because they claimed to be against abortion (what a bunch of liars). In my mind, Republicans were decent conservative people and Democrats were all left-wing liberals. In part, this was because of whitewashing schemes (such as the all-American image painted over Ronald Reagan's presidency to hide his war crimes and betrayal of the American people). I was an idiot, just like many people still are today. Thank God, I woke up!

Before I go any further, I have to make this statement because it is so good. It is a statement by Thomas Jefferson.

"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."

That is so true! If all you ever do is read the newspaper and listen to the TV, you're going to be a brainwashed fool. Sadly, most people form their opinions based upon information they heard from the TV. I said earlier that I read a lot. I have spent countless thousands-of-dollars for books in my lifetime. I have read many books, searched many websites, watched many videos, and listened to many sermons. I am shocked (to say the least) about the things I have learned. The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. I can honestly say that the average person today is woefully ignorant of the truth about so many things. Even worse, they don't care! They are like I was years ago. God help us!

As I mentioned, I had always voted Republican because I thought they were against abortion. They lied to the public. Then one day I realized that abortion has remained legal ever since it was federally legalized in the early 1970's. Whether a Democrat or Republican has been in The White House hasn't made a difference, abortion has continued. The Republicans haven't even made a small ripple in the abortion industry. Yes, I say industry. Did you know that the abortion industry SELLS the babies' body parts for money? For $800.00 you can buy an aborted baby's brain. This is no conspiracy theory, it is a documental fact.

Am I too conspiratorial? Let's take a look at the dictionary meaning of a "conspiracy."

Based upon these definitions, we are living in a cesspool of conspiracies. Now let me ask you a question, especially if you claim to be a Christian. How are we supposed to respond to these "conspiracies?" Though most people would like to dismiss them as "conspiracy theories," that is not what God wants us to do about them. We need to look into these matters. Do you know what the smallest Bible in the world is? It is the Bible that most believers live. It is the few pet verses that many believers center their life around, but they never see the other Scriptures in the Bible. You can't just live your life friend on the portions of God's Word that you feel comfortable with. You must obey all of God's Word. There is a verse in the Old Testament which reads...

"Who will rise up for me against the evildoers? or who will stand up for me against the workers of iniquity?"
-Psalm 94:16

I've based much of my website ministry upon this verse. You see friend, part of being a Christian is standing up for what is right. Ephesians 5:11 commands believers to refute (Greek, elencho, meaning, "to expose") all works of darkness. Our duty as Christians is to speak out against evil and the workers of iniquity, and to expose Satan's works of darkness. If the truth offends them, so be it! I value your soul more than I do your friendship.

I admire Pastor Roy Thompson who used to pastor the Cleveland Baptist Church in Ohio for decades. He had a big sign out in front of his church that said, "Abortion is Murder!" Would to God more believers had that type of zeal for truth and righteousness. To our shame (as believers), there are unsaved people doing more to protect our freedoms than we are. Freedom isn't free. Liberty doesn't just happen. The problem is simple... people WON'T CARE until they lose their liberty and freedom, or their children. Oh, then they'll care! What will it take to wake you up?

How about having TSA stick their hands down your pants and grab your genitals?

Mookitty

is shy's cat

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'ere we go!

NOTE: Comments are locked here because party's moved on over to this thread!

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Turn over is in progress! I'm working out some kinks before handing everything over completely, but the majority of things have gone well.

I'm having some fun with the comments, and domains will most likely take a bit of time. But we're here, yell at Shy already.

-Distind

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...and turnover complete! Shy/Ravy 2016 is here! If you find any outstanding bugs, post the details here. (When you get an error, ignore the e-mail instructions for now; I haven't gotten the new Admin e-mail set up yet.)

-shy

I shot the sheriff

But I didn't shoot no deputy

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Terry Mross #conspiracy #wingnut freerepublic.com

1) I’ll never be convinced [Andrew Breitbart] wasn’t murdered.

2) Now we know why the GOP cowards won’t stand up against obama. They’re not willing to die for this country.

3) I sure hope he shared his information [on Obama] with some others who will put it out there. In this day and age it’s almost impossible to destroy all evidence.

4) Sherrif Joe, watch your back and don’t trust any of your deputies.

If you still have any faith in humanity, do not read

Not joking, skip it, hit the next one, it's just that nasty.

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Tom Martin #sexist manboobz.com

But pedophiles who pay children for sex are not really rapists, because the child consents, then performs the act, indicating they understand the nature of the contract. The elder is still a pedophiles, but the child prostitute is still a prostitute.

If the child is enslaved – it’s rape, or too young or stupid to know what he or she’s doing – rape. But poor, and in need of food? Not rape. A choice. Unwilling to do other hard labour paying 9 times less than the prostitution route? Not rape. A choice.

I think there are a too few prostitute feminists on this blog who will do anything to perpetuate the tax-free lifestyle prostitutes are currently legally entitled to in most places.

Prostitution tax avoidance and accountability avoidance opportunities need to be shut down.
If a grown woman would make the argument she’s a prostitute due to being victim of circumstance, then a child will be encouraged to make the same argument. Set a better example.

Whatever your age, follow the golden rule, of never taking money for sex, then prostitution will be eradicated. Only the prostitute can stop charging for sex.

And of course, that means rejecting courtship gifts, engagement gifts, marriage gifts, divorce gifts, and government largess also.

I don’t think many of you are ready to renounce prostitution in all its forms.

It’s such a simple course of action – but manboobzers will conspire to make it seem ridiculous, unquantifiable, un-knowable and so on.

I know a whore when I see one.

Half-Baked Award

We must dough everything to prevent the emmernent extinction of the Wheat Race!

Death Cult Award

“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

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Various incels #fundie redd.it

(WeAreZero)
Modern females are corrupted beyond repair.

Feminism has destroyed the most recent generations of females. There would need to be a major cataclysm that would wipe out a very large portion of the world's populations to cleanse the degeneracy caused by feminism. Surviving would require a more intelligent and patriarchal way of life.

(incelwarrior95)
actually modern females are their natural and true state the one god intended from the start

(incellophane)
GTFO cuck

(incelwarrior95)
u r just butthurt because women ar eprogrammed to fuck chad only and u r not him. 80/20 is NATURE baby

(incellophane)
Bro you wouldn't be sitting in your room posting this retarded shit from your smartphone over the internet if it weren't for our millennia-long struggle with our own nature. Without forced monogamy we would be sitting in trees flinging shit at each other.

(BlackPill47)
Agreed. Through Western society itself seems to be corrupted beyond repair. The cultural revolutions of the 60s may have been seen to be a good thing, but this is when the road to hypergamy started.

(Medcel)
Well, extreme hypergamy. Hypergamy has always existed on some level, even at times when most marriages were arranged. Then the parents would try to pair off their daughters to men in wealthy families.

(noneofthemisvalid)
It won't last long, our patriarchal, agrarian forefathers fucked up matriarchal hunter gatherers. It will occur again. Muslims will invade European countries. Fascism will increase in West as a consequence. When fascism increases, those degeneracy lowers.

(ilieknothing)
I pray to St. Blackops2cel that Donald Trump starts a nuclear war.

(BlackPill47)
I long for WW3, brother. Either I will be nuked in the opening atomic exchange, or I will be drafted and sent to a killing zone. If by some miracle I survive, I could take part in the rebuilding of human society.

(ilieknothing)
There is no losing for us if WW3 happens. There is sweet relief if we die but if we survive the male population would be so depleted like the last world war we should get a female (you can never be certain as a subhuman).

(BlackPill47)
Agreed, brother. Either way, hypergamy will end and necessity will provide sex for all.

(Dingus_Incel)
Do you think its possible to just brainwash them again? If women are so malleable I think we could just inculcate the next germination to believe the sex is bad while marriage and loyalty are good.

(RodgerDodger509)
Telling little girls this adds to the problem I think. When they realize that it was just manipulation, they throw themselves into feminist shit.

(WeAreZero)
And how would 1-2% of the population have more influence on children than the majority? We're already being labelled as undesirables and creeps so imagine what would happen if we tried to approach children.

(alexjonesisaprophet)

And how would 1-2% of the population have more influence on children than the majority

Convert to Judaism

(uglyfreakcel)
Females are foolish creatures that easily conform to today's trends like sheeple

(BlackPillRevolution)
I utterly despise conformists

(bisexual_male_I'm mostly gay.)
/r/collapse

We're at the peak right now. By century's end, everything will have gone to hell.

So if it helps, the current social order is a very transient thing.

Site/Off-Topic Discussion Thread 3

Electric Boogaloo

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Site/Off-Topic Discussion Thread 3

(Note: This thread's locked now 'cause the party has levelled up now!)

Let's talk about the site and other things!

Post feedback, issues, random comments, death threats, etc. here like in the other Site/Off-Topic discussion threads.

Franklin's Nightmare Award

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

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AfroCen #fundie reddit.com

[Comment under "DISCUSS OUR NEXT STEPS HERE"]

put mods that are actually red pilled on the JQ, or at least support a temporary fascist state to restore the republic. The US is supposed to be a secular, constitutional republic built on traditional justice, natural rights, and natural law. Those that believe in "social justice" and argue solely using bulverism, reject the social compact created by the white European men that wrote our constitution. Any belief or ideology that works to undermine this social compact is evil no matter how well-intentioned. without legal recourse or traditional justice, how do we combat the evil that has subverted our nation?

Last of the Past

The final FSTDT submission approved on the old site

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NanC #fundie rr-bb.com

Tonight as my husband and I were leaving our house to go into town, we noticed a very bright light. Looked up and saw the crescent moon and this huge light next to it. It was so big and bright we were not sure what it was, I got so excited that it might be Jesus getting ready to call us up that I got all excited. Alas.....it was just another hopeful moment, and beautiful sight. But the senses are going into full expectation that it will be soon, very soon. Halleluja!!!!

The "Am I Being Detained" Award

Sir, Am I being Detained? SIR!

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Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Christ detained by Satan 6 centuries prior being Jesus?!

I wonder why nobody wants to address the detention of Christ with the 'king of Persia'?

Read this first (short masterpiece reading):

Thread: BOMBSHELL: Christ was on earth before being Jesus!


Dan 10:13

But the prince of the Persian kingdom resisted me twenty-one days. Then Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me, because I was detained there with the king of Persia.


Christ was detained WITH the 'king of Persia', together, as stated in Dan 10:13.

Except that history never reported such detention of the king of Persia which was Cyrus the Great at the moment Christ met Daniel.


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Why did the prince of the Persian kingdom resist Christ 21 days?

What could the word 'resist' means?

Who was the prince of the Persian kingdom at the time of Cyrus?


The son of Cyrus the Great was Cambyses II.

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Bardiya is said to be an imposter who ruled few months.

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20 So he said, “Do you know why I have come to you? Soon I will return to fight against the prince of Persia, and when I go, the prince of Greece will come;

This is not the king but the prince of Persia that Christ would fight against.

Why would Christ fight Cambyses II in the End Times supposedly being the moment Christ returns to defeat Satan.

Who else could Christ fight against?

Is the Son of God involved in minor fights against minor princes?


There is another version that could well be the real one.

Nebbuchadnezzar was the king of Babylon who invaded Israel and subdued its king who was deported to Babylon. Daniel was a noble from the royal Israelite family. He wrote his book from Babylon in captivity. He cites Nebbuchadnezzar and Belshazzar, son of Nabonidus.

In Daniel's book, some kings are missing between Nebbuchadnezzar/Belshazzar of Babylon and Cyrus the Great, then Darius I, of Persia. These missing kings are:

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Amel-Marduk
Nergal-shar-usur
Labashi-Marduk

and Nabonidus, particularly known with the Nabonidus Chronicle.

[link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Nabonidus was king and father of Belshazzar cited by Daniel in Dan 8 as king of Babylon, instead of his father Nabonidus!

Why is Nabonidus forgotten?


While the three first kings after Nebbuchadnezzar (42 years of reign) ruled only for 4 years (3 kings in four years), Nabonidus, having left the capital for a long period, ruled
17 years through his son Belshazzar, staying in Babylon, for a while.

Wikipedia says about Nabonidus: Last Mesopotamian king of Babylon, originated in Harran in Assyria. Was not a Chaldean, often left rule to his son Belshazzar.

So, remember that Nabonidus was the last king of Babylon before the invasion of the Persian king Cyrus the Great while Daniel was in captivity in Babylon.

In the page of Wikipedia about Cyrus we can read this:

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It is probable that Cyrus engaged in negotiations with the Babylonian generals to obtain a compromise on their part and therefore avoid an armed confrontation. Nabonidus was staying in the city at the time and soon fled to the capital, Babylon, which he had not visited in years.[62]

Two days later, on October 7 (proleptic Gregorian calendar), Gubaru's troops entered Babylon, again without any resistance from the Babylonian armies, and detained Nabonidus.


Here is more about Nabonidus:

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HERE WE ARE!

WE HAVE A KING DETAINED IN CYRUS' PERIOD. IT HAPPENS THAT CYRUS WAS MADE KING OF BABYLON AFTER NABONIDUS' REIGN!


On October 29, Cyrus himself entered the city of Babylon and detained Nabonidus.
.../...

After taking Babylon, Cyrus the Great proclaimed himself "king of Babylon, king of Sumer and Akkad, king of the four corners of the world" in the famous Cyrus cylinder, an inscription deposited in the foundations of the Esagila temple dedicated to the chief Babylonian god, Marduk.

What the links provided say is that Nabonidus has been downplayed by the Babylonians priests of Marduk and Cyrus himself, considered as a Messiah in Isaiah's texts by the Jews.

NABONIDUS HAS UNDERGONE A SMEAR PROPAGANDA BY THE ONE SEEN AS A MESSIAH BY THE JEWS.

IS IT THE REASON FOR THE CONFUSION BETWEEN THE PRINCE OF PERSIA - IN FACT CYRUS THE GREAT NOT KING OF BABYLON YET - AND THE KING OF 'PERSIA' WHO WOULD BE IN FACT THE KING OF BABYLON - INSTEAD OF PERSIA - DETAINED BY CYRUS...WITH CHRIST?

THIS GIVES US A VERY NEW VISION OF CHRIST DETAINED WITH NABONIDUS, KING OF BABYLON (NOT PERSIA) BY CYRUS - THE PRINCE OF PERSIA - WHO THEN IS IN FACT SATAN INCARNATED...REVERED BY THE JEWS FOR HIS DECISION TO SET THE JEWS FREE!

The point now to understand is why the Jews mistranslated Babylon for Persia. Is it to follow orders from Cyrus the Great to better hide the presence of Christ with Nabonidus in prison because of Cyrus WHO WOULD BE THE PRINCE OF PERSIA WHOM CHRIST WILL FIGHT AT THE END TIMES AND RESISTED CHRIST 21 DAYS?

ONLY A SUPERNATURAL BEING COULD RESIST CHRIST'S POWER. THIS COULD ONLY BE CHRIST, UNFORTUNATELY DETAINED WITH NABONIDUS!


In case I wasn't clear enough, the point is that:

1) the Prince of Persia was Cyrus the Great, KING OF PERSIA. He resisted Christ for 21 days. Cyrus the Great was actually Satan that Christ must fight in the End Times.


2) the King of Persia was Nabonidus, actually KING OF BABYLON. He was actually detained by Cyrus the Great just before the latter become King of Babylon. The detention with a king that Christ speaks about is therefore REAL.


3) The mistranslations - king of Persia instead of King of Babylon (Nabonidus) as well as Prince of Persia instead of King of Persia (Cyrus the Great) - reflects a purposedly smear campaign against Nabonidus by Cyrus the Great seen as Messiah by the Jews through Isaiah's words, to better confuse the readers and make Nabonidus forgotten.


4) Since Christ was detained by Cyrus the Great WITH Nabonidus, King of Babylon, it means that Christ was incarnated BEFORE being Jesus for the detention necessarily occured on the physical plane!


5) the point 4 above explains why the angel Michael had to set Christ free. Christ should have been abducted by an angel - only supporter of Christ at that time according to his own words - and freed from his incarnated body (Daniel saw him in his glorious body in Dan 10) like Christ was freed from Jesus' body when John saw Christ in Rev 1.


6) the abduction of Christ should have occured like the ones reported in numerous cases of angels' interventions as stated in this thread:

Thread: The RAPTURE is UFO related.


7) Christ's incarnation in Daniel's time remains a mystery...but should be related to Nabonidus' detention. Who was Christ (incarnated) to the King of Babylon? One clue lies in the mysterious and supernatural handwriting on the wall in Dan 5 intended to Belshazzar, Nabonidus' son:


25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.

27 Tekel: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.

28 Peres: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”

30 That very night Belshazzar, king of the Babylonians, was slain,

31 and Darius the Mede took over the kingdom, at the age of sixty-two.

Here we see how historically wrong is this last verse for the new king of Babylon was Cyrus, NOT Darius who came well after Cyrus the Great almost ten years later after two other kings.

The same way, Belshazzar is presented as the son of Nebbuchadnezzar instead of Nabonidus in Dan 5.


Again an attempt to dismiss Nabonidus and confuse the readers.

I believe Christ being close to Nabonidus who was far from his son. One must ask why...

The "Poe Memorial" Award

Yep, it was a troll.

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RighteousCrusader #fundie np.reddit.com

[Title: I've Claimed this Subreddit for God]

The creator of r/HorrorArticles, a certain "u/icycoolx" was an atheist and a fiend, and deliberately set about creating this unholy cesspool of blasphemy and filth to fuel his atheistic sadism and satanic desires for blood and horror and ghastliness.

This subreddit passed from the original creator to another, and so finally to me. Or more accurately, I should say that I cunningly planned to infiltrate this temple of Satan myself from the very beginning. Amen!

Having taken over this subreddit, I claim it for the Lord. Originally it was designed to be a place for gathering together articles of the horror genre, in other words a place dedicated to the celebration of gore and terror- however, since gore and terror were brought into the world by sin, a celebration of such things is technically classified as an indirect form of devil worship. (The only celebration of blood should be the celebration of the blood of Christ and the martyrs- or the well-deserved deaths of godless heathen.) But now, I free r/HorrorArticles from the clutches of sin and evil and bend it to the service of good.

Although I will leave the previous horror articles up for all to see and to gawk and to shake their heads at, rejoice! For this is a place of the devil no longer: from now on it shall be a place to discuss in what ways media, particularly fiction media, influences society in negative or demonic ways. Also anything noble and Christian is allowed.

As new mod, I am now the Law of this place. As such I'm instituting new rules, which will damn well be followed to the very dot. They are:

1. No discussion of horror articles whatsoever, except as related to a Christian standpoint.

2. No blasphemy. This includes typing a little "g" for God, which will result in an immediate ban.

3. No Christophobia.

4. No gay, pagan, atheist or evolutionary propaganda. (Note: Poofters, atheistic scum, heathen, heretics and pseudo-scientists are allowed and (somewhat) welcome, and disagreement is allowed, and although I don't like your kind I will still be fair in the way I moderate: but if you try to propagandize, you will be banned and removed.)

5. Satanists, however, will receive an immediate ban, or at least be banned whenever I feel like it, no matter whether they are atheist or theist.

6. No disrespecting other users, not even atheistic scum. However, if anyone identifies as a Satanist, they can be mocked, insulted and ridiculed as much as anyone likes.

7. No racism- whether against white, black, yellow, brown, red, green or grey. Since all were made in the image of God, to be racist is as good as to insult their creator. Therefore all racism will result in an immediate ban.

8. No sexism. This applies to both male and female, for the same reason that no racism is allowed. (And no, so-called "transgender" is not a gender. Saying it is, is classified as gay propagandism and will result in a ban.)

9. No swearing, overly crude jokes, or any other form of vileness. Those who are vile will be removed and banned.

10. Be kind. Love even your enemies.

That's all for now- and God save the Queen!

The World Should Change Because I Say It Should

If anyone wants to argue if this guy was not an eco-fundie, email Bite.Me@fstdt.net and your complaints will be addressed appropriately.

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James J. Lee #fundie savetheplanetprotest.com

The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:
1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

Fundamentalism in a Nutshell Award

From Demon Duck of Doom

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Lord #fundie hallvworthington.com

Those who follow their own brain will weep and mourn; there will be great pain. The mind is a terrible thing. The mind is not subject to the law, nor can it be. We labor with a cursed mind for the carnal mind is neither subject to the law of God, nor can it be; that which is in the enmity must die. All thoughts must be rejected. I would have all calls to me stopped.

Crank Magnetism Award

It would have been shorter to list the insanities he does NOT subscribe to.

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The Southern Israelite #fundie blogtalkradio.com

(A talk radio host's self-description)

Southern Israelite Messianic Protestant in the Louisville, Ky Area Revelationist Strict Monotheist: Semi-Arian Unitarian Coherency Theorist Flat-Earth Geocentrist Patriarchalist 5-Pointer (The Doctrines of Grace) Judaizer-Nazarene Ethics Pro-Semitic but anti-Zionist Southern National Socialist Instrumentalist (Philosophy of Science) Anti-Enlightenment Protestant Historicist Postmillennialist

Anti-Intellectualism Award

These folks scare me, seriously.

Rapture Ready in a Nutshell

Though BarbT deserves a point for *no man knows the day or the hour*.

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various RR members #fundie rr-bb.com

[Rapture Ready members respond to Harold Camping's May 21st, 2011 prediction of Jesus' second coming]

IMSAVED: "WHAT? That is crazy. Maybe it is being used in the rapture senario somehow"

carlos.c304: "This group of people is a cult with totally unscriptural doctrine and beliefs. Their conclusions are entirely faulty and their doctrine is herecy. [...]"

BarbT: "A caller into his show berated him for ignoring scripture which tells us *no man knows the day or the hour*.

Camping got angry and responded "true believers" CAN know the exact day and hour....of course he and his supporters are the "elect" true believers while the rest of us are hell bound. [eye-roll]

Get ready folks ...... this guy is going to be VERY embarrassed on May 21st. It'll almost be worth holding off the rapture just to see it."

jadeeyes: "It's possible that the rapture may occur even before May 21."

Raphael: "I have to wonder which would be more entertaining:

Rapture doesn't happen in May. Camping tries to explain why he's still here.

Rapture happens before May. Camping tries to explain why he's still here."

Absolute Authoritarian Award

If you want a vision of RGloucester's ideal future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

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RGloucester #fundie en.wikipedia.org

It is unacceptable to be so self-important. Our opinions are irrelevant. Only the ruling class may make such determinations. You must remain subjugated to the law, to the government, and to the collective. Where would it all end, if people thought they could challenge government and rule of law? No one has any right to rally against the law.

The law is the law, and must be adhered to. You have no rights, not one. What is willed by God will come to pass, whether one likes it or not. He views such arrogance with disdain. Let those with station do what they are to do, and those without do what they are to do. Accept your lot, as people have done for centuries.

DARVO Award

Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender

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holocaust21 #sexist holocaust21.wordpress.com

A doctor, who had been sacked following ‘sexual harassment’ allegations recently opened fire in the Bronx-Lebanon hospital that he was previously employed at. He killed one female doctor, left 5 others in critical condition and 1 more with a shot to the leg. He also tragically killed himself after the incident (I think he would have been more effective keeping himself alive and railing against sexual harassment laws in court).

Feminists and their sympathisers out there can say all they like about “blah blah, this is reprehensible etc” but the fact is his life was destroyed by the feminist state and so he sought revenge in the only way realistically possible. The deaths and injuries resulting from this are entirely the fault of the feminists, if they hadn’t put him in a position where his only card was to shoot people then he wouldn’t have shot them!

2016 FSTDT Awards

Fundies of the Year

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Fundies of the Year fstdt.net

Day after Christmas Update: Voting for round one has closed. Round two will be set up and ready for voting soon.
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Christmas Eve Update: This Christmas has been alooot busier than I expected, so you guys are gonna get a couple extra days to vote. I'll check the tally script against my own tallies and set up the next round the day after Christmas. Hope you guys have a merry one!
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This is the page to cast your votes in round one of the 2016 FSTDT Awards for Fundies of the Year. If you want to cast votes for the 2016 FSTDT Awards Quotes of the Year or the other categories, you can do that here.

Now open to unregistered and anonymous users!

The Rules — read them before voting

A lot of people seem to be confused about how voting is working this time, so I decided to rewrite the rules to be a bit clearer and their purpose more transparent. I've deleted the improperly casted votes to give the voters an opportunity to try again now that I've (hopefully) made things clearer.

When we did nominations, I divided quotes into two broad categories: Fundies and Everything Else. This was because the fundie nominations were going to be handled differently. When we nominated fundies for the different award categories this time, we also nominated some of their quotes to go with them. The idea here is to determine the Fundie of the Year using three rounds of elimination based on the quotes we collected.

In the first round of elimination (the current round), voting is done to narrow the number of quotes for each fundie down to three. Fundies that already have three or fewer quotes are greyed out on the nominations list for now because they're not up for vote, since they don't need narrowing down to three.

In the second round of elimination (the next round), we repeat the same process with the remaining three quotes that each nominee has. This time the goal is to narrow the number of quotes down to one per each fundie in each award category.

Then in the third round of elimination, we finally pit the fundies against each other. The winning fundie in each award category is decided by voting on which one has the best winning quote from the previous process of elimination.

This process may seem needlessly complicated (and I realize that now), but it is not without a purpose. In previous years, the FSTDT awards were very predictable to me, and there wasn't very many voting opportunities to influence the outcome. Victors frequently won in landslides and curbstomped their competition. That's not very fun. You'll hopefully see that this time around the quotes chosen for the final fundie-against-fundie vote will be more competitive, and the final round of voting will be much closer, more unpredictable, and actually at least a little entertaining to follow and keep track of.

Now for the actual voting!

On the list of nominations here, find the corresponding section to each bullet on the ballot below, and use that list to cast your vote for each bullet. Follow the example I set forth in my ballot below (I'm actually abstaining from voting since I'm hosting and moderating the awards, but those are the picks I would've made if I were actually participating).

The Ballot

• Religious Fundie Quote, kingjameswriter1965
• Religious Fundie Quote, Catholic Nationalist
• Right-wing Fundie Quote, Jim
• Right-wing Fundie Quote, Students Against a Democratic Society
• Left-wing Fundie Quote, Nicolas Maduro
• Left-wing Fundie Quote, Antisemitic British Moonbats
• Conspiracy Theorist Quote, Nicolas Maduro
• Sexist Quote, Matt Forney
• Sexist Quote, SaintElliot
• Sexist Quote, David J Stewart
• Sexist Quote, Vox Day
• Racist Quote, James Laffrey
• Racist Quote, Wotans Krieger
• Single-Issue Wonk Quote, David J Stewart
• Single-Issue Wonk Quote, Mack Major
• Single-Issue Wonk Quote, Navaros
• Single-Issue Wonk Quote, WorldGoneCrazy
• Single-Issue Wonk Quote, Vox Day
• Batshit-Insane Person Quote, usachinanukewar
• Batshit-Insane Person Quote, Vox Day
• Batshit-Insane Person Quote, Joe Eigo
• Batshit-Insane Person Quote, SaintElliot

Happy voting!

The Project for the New American Century

Pretty much run by idiots like this guy

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Eric #fundie moonbattery.com

[Re. President Obama's trip to India.]

Yes, W, and all Presidents have and did visit many countries, and who really has the numbers for the cost of Ronald Reagan standing at the WALL, and challenging communism with the RIGHTEOUS words that he said?

Anyone want to guess what RIGHTEOUS words the current holder of the office of Americas President will say?

America isn't about the cost of us belonging to the rest of the world. The rest of the world needs to understand what it means to be American, and follow our lead.

Until every person is an American, there will be no peace on earth.

Destroying America to make it like every other shit-hole on earth will not make anything better, it will just destroy America.

America is not the great satan, everything else is!

Intercourse with Jesus Award

Usachinanukewar is going to be jealous.

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Andrew Murray #fundie books.google.com

The third thought is this: If I say, "My Master, blessed Saviour, tell me all, I will believe, I do obey, and I will obey. Is there anything more I need to secure the enjoyment of Thine abiding presence?" And I catch this answer:

"My child, close intercourse with me every day."

Ah, there is the fault of many who try to obey and try to believe; they do it in their own strength, and they do not know that if the Lord Jesus is to reign in their hearts, they must have close communion with Him every day. You cannot do all He desires, but Jesus will do it for you. There are many Christians who fail here, and on that account do not understand what it is to have fellowship with Jesus. Do let me try and impress this upon you: God has given you a loving, living Saviour, and how can He bless if you do not meet Him? The joy of friendship is found in intercourse; and Jesus asks for this every day, that he may have time to influence me, to tell me of Himself, to teach me, to breathe His Spirit unto me, to give me new life and joy and strength. And remember,

intercourse with Jesus

Does not mean half-an-hour

or an hour in your closet.

How Not to Help Children

A mark's guide

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David French #fundie patheos.com

It is past time to admit a very hard truth: America’s poverty problem is also a depravity problem[...]

For many, many years I spent time “in the trenches” reaching out to at-risk youth. At first I was the stereotypical naive idealist. ”All they need is love and a chance,” I thought. Working in mentoring programs, I spent untold hours playing catch, going to little league games, going to parks, and just hanging out with at-risk kids as part of a variety of programs. Seeing ragged clothes, I’d buy new clothes. Hearing that a mother couldn’t pay the light bill, I’d kick in and help. I spent night after night sleeping in homeless shelters, cooking dinners in the evening, pancake breakfasts in the morning, and fixing snack lunches for hard days on the streets.

I can’t remember when I first realized that I was accomplishing nothing of substance. A few car break-ins taught me that some guys saw me as an easy mark. A few pot purchases with the “gas bill money” taught me that others saw me as an ATM. Admonitions to “stay in school” had little appeal compared to drug-fueled orgies for kids as young as fifteen years old. I tried. God knows I tried. But it was all for naught.

Only one thing really worked. The Cross. There are kids today that Nancy and I worked with who are doing well, who are happily married, and who are pillars of their community. What made the difference for them? The Cross. It wasn’t about my words. It wasn’t about my effort. (After all, I tried just as hard or harder with other kids — who are now in prison or “baby-daddies” or both.) The kids who made it heard the Gospel, repented of sin, and were transformed through the renewing work of the Holy Spirit.

It’s trendy now for churches to put less emphasis on the Gospel and more emphasis on service. I’ve even heard Christians almost brag that their outreach efforts don’t include any proselytizing at all. This is tragic. Billions of dollars of “service” won’t change hearts and lives. We know that now. In fact, those very billions may very well numb the human heart to the gravity of its sin.

So, yes, let’s do “more,” but let’s make sure that “more” is aimed at the real source of American poverty — our depravity.

And Stay Out!

Getting quoted isn't a good thing, even if it is 'ironic'

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Cthuluman #fundie fstdt.net

I hope the government gets rid of you assholes. I seriously fucking do. christians of all types need to die. Many people don't know this but religion is what started the government so people who formed a civilization (civilization you could say is like the government but benign and without forced taxes). People who support the state and democracy are no better than people who are religious (assholes)

The Shiny Mirror Award

Political Atheist: Anyone who doesn't believe Reagan was god.

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freedumb2003 #fundie freerepublic.com

Wasn’t it Stalin who said “give me the children and I will rule the world” or words to that effect?

IMHO being raised by political Atheists is child abuse. You are taught cynicism is the natural state of mind for people and attacking anyone’s and everyone’s faith is a proper form of discourse.

To be raised in hate and intolerance must be the worst of all worlds...

The "God Did It" Award

Amazing what he's gotten around to isn't it?

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Tom DeLay #fundie salon.com

Former GOP House Majority Leader Tom Delay: Americans have forgotten that God “wrote the Constitution”

During a recent appearance on Hagee the Younger’s program, DeLay started waxing philosophic on just where America went wrong. His conclusion? “I think we got off track when we allowed our government to become a secular government.”

That wasn’t the totality of DeLay’s analysis, however. The former congressman — who was once known as “the Hammer,” probably because he was such a nice guy? — continued to explain that America messed up when its people “stopped realizing that God created this nation, that He wrote the Constitution, that it’s based on Biblical principles…”

DeLay went on to complain that he and other members of the religious right messed up when “we allowed those that don’t believe in those things to keep pushing us and pushing us and pushing us away from the government instead of standing up and being unashamedly a follower of Jesus Christ and fighting for our values in our society.”

DeLay then bragged about how, when he was a leader in the House, he “sealed off the rotunda of the Capitol, thinking that, of all people, the leaders of the nation” needed to spend “three hours … on our knees, seeking the face of God and praying.”

Projective Objectivism Award

Like you would actually give away free energy for free

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noelw1969 #conspiracy express.co.uk

This should be of no surprise to anyone. When it comes to giving something away free of charge or offering something at a cost, people will always do the latter. We have water powered cars and even a liquid that, if used, will mean nobody never has to visit a dentist again. There is likely all sorts of stuff that would benefit the masses but is destroyed to benefit the few.

The "Try, Try Again" Award

With at least 6 of these predictions already recorded on FSTDT, not one has been true yet.

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truebiblecode #fundie truebiblecode.com

(Manhattan to be hit by a dirty bomb in April 2011)

We now calculate that Manhattan in the US will be hit by fire from the heavens resulting from a bomb which produces a mushroom cloud rising from the sea on 2010VeAdar28-29=2011Nisan4-5 (2011April7-9)

Here are the first verses of 1 Kings 17 and 1 Kings 18...

1 And Elijah [Gordon], the Tishbite from the inhabitants of Gilead proceeded to say to Ahab: As Jehovah the God of Israel before whom I do stand is living, there will occur during these years neither dew [water baptism from the earth] nor rain [spirit baptism from the heavens], except at the order of my word! (1 Kings 17).

The account runs from 1 Kings 17:1 to 1 Kings 18:46. It is the story of who can bring fire to the bull and actually rain to the land. Is it the prophets of Baal with their wonderful fire then rain dance? or is it Elijah and his God? Therefore the drought must start on 2001Tishri30 (or 7 days later). This was the day that Paul Gillies, the UK Watchtower press officer wrote to the UK Guardian newspaper confirming that the Watchtower was unrepentant for their UN NGO idolatry.

The greater meaning of this contest is who can predict terrorism and who can water baptise, Elijah or the prophets of Baal? In fact the one who can predict terrorism, is the one who can water baptise. The one who can bring fire can bring rain. To the Phoenicians and the Philistines and idolaters in Israel, Baal was the God of fertility (human and agricultural) and therefore he could bring rain clouds which caused agricultural fertility. So this was a contest designed to show up Baal as a false God. The prophets of Baal are Christians who are more interested in congregation fertility than scriptural truth. They are the bean counters, the bureaucrats, the target setters, the pharisees of the church.

Ewoolutionary Psychopathy Award

You fail everything forever.

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Jim #sexist blog.jim.com

Doubtless you have heard of the recent Idaho gang rape.

This was Islamic Rape Jihad, not just Muslim rapists, because the girl was five, because the boys put it on video, because the boys expected the support of their community, and because the boys received the support of their community.
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Feminist response to this rape shows what feminists really want. Everyone reacting to this in an indignant manner is a male who is in favor of patriarchy to a greater or lesser extent, and many of them want to completely reverse female emancipation.

In the ancestral environment, and indeed today’s environment, if a woman was property the way a cow is property, she was likely to have substantially greater reproductive success than a free woman. If a man was property the way a cow is property, likely to have zero reproductive success.

In the ancestral environment, as today, male slaves don’t reproduce. Female slaves generally outreproduce free women. Thus the optimal strategy for a woman is to provoke until provocation results in enslavement.

The evolutionary optimal strategy for a female, in the ancestral environment, and in our present day environment, is to act in ways that gets the west conquered by Islamic State. If free, likely to have 1.5 children, and similarly her grandchildren, rapidly resulting in the total disappearance of her genes. If her menfolk are conquered and she is sold naked in chains on the auction block by Islamic state, likely to have six or seven children.

Optimal reproductive strategy for a woman is to be captured by a man who owns her much as he owns a cow and can do anything to her he could do to a cow. The optimal reproductive strategy for her owner is to treat her considerably better than he treats his cows, but the less he has power to do bad things to her, the more it is in his interests to do bad things to her. For a free woman, the stable strategy is defect/defect, for the woman to defect by serial monogamy, for the woman to spend her hottest and most fertile years continually trying to trade up to a higher status male or better place on some other male’s booty call list, and for a male to defect by keeping as many women as possible on his booty call list, to spin as many plates as possible, without investing in any of them. For a slave, because the slave cannot defect, because the slave is guaranteed to play cooperate, cooperate is also a good move for the male owner of a female slave, because he has a biological interest in the welfare of her children. He is free to impose cooperate/defect on her, but that is not actually all that much in his biological interest, which biological interest manifests in the tendency of men to love and care for women that they regularly have sex with, provided that they believe those women are not having sex with other men.

Feminist demands for emancipation ever escalate, no matter how extraordinary the privilege women are granted, because they are pushing for someone strong enough to master them. In the ancestral environment, free women were unsuccessful at reproducing, because prisoner’s dilemma. That she can defect on a man guarantees defect/defect, guarantees that he will try to defect before she does – giving her no care, protection, or support, keeping as many plates spinning as he can, so they look for someone powerful enough to stop them from defecting. Slave women will generally outreproduce free women, because he who owns a woman absolutely has incentive to invest in her and her children. Similarly, cows are numerous, their wild ancestors are generally extinct. If animal liberationists liberate chickens and cows, there are not going to be very many chickens or cows. If the People’s Popular Committee for Food Abundance tells the farmer he does not own his land and his crops, there is going to be crop failure.

And feminists, in supporting Rape Jihad, are unconsciously pursuing their optimal evolutionary reproductive strategy, which is to be sold by Islamic state naked in chains on the auction block. We are descended from free men and unfree women. Peoples, nations religions, cultures and groups with strong, proud, free, and independent women died out. They always die out.

Female emancipation is a shit test that we failed. Feminists support Rape Jihad because they are unconsciously looking for men who will pass their shit test.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Who's the least self-aware of all?

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Kit R Olsen #fundie raptureready.com

'How to Identify a Christian Cult.'

The following is a list of social-structural, social-psychological, and interpersonal behavioral patterns commonly found in cultic environments which may be helpful in assessing a particular group or relationship. Not all of these points apply to each person affected by a cult or a legalistic church but many of them will.

1 Church members think they are the only ones who understand Scripture, as interpreted by the pastor or group leader. They consider those who reject their version of the truth inept, unlearned and/or lost; flawed in their understanding of what they consider to be the “real” Bible.

2 Fellowship outside the church is discouraged.

3 A haughty spirit of superiority may exist toward those who reject the church’s teachings.

4 Reading Bible translations that the pastor (leader) does not approve of is discouraged or forbidden.

5 Church members are not allowed to question what is taught or the materials used. The leader’s belief system, ideology and practices are considered as the Truth, as law. Questioning, doubt, and dissent are discouraged, even reprimanded.

6 Congregants become isolated from others and are watched over overtly or covertly.

7 Church members are discouraged or not allowed to read works written by those outside of the church’s belief system.

8 Church participants may become distant toward friends and family; church attendance and the pastor’s directives take first place.

9 Even when errors in Scripture are pointed out, church members will not reject the group leader’s flawed analysis. Spiritual blindness and spiritual stagnation take place.

10 The leader (pastor) is not accountable to any authorities (unlike, for example, teachers, military commanders or ministers, priests, monks, and rabbis of mainstream religious denominations).

11 The church leader acts as the sole authority of the group.

12 Church members become overly zealous in attending their church and adhering to its teachings and “rules.”

13 The guidance of the Holy Spirit is replaced with the guidance of the pastor/ministry claiming to be the voice of the Lord. Of course the church members are oblivious to this sleight of (spirit) and they mistakenly think they are being led by the Holy Spirit.

14 The group has a polarized us-versus-them mentality, which may cause conflict with family, friends and society as a whole.

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Mom2ten #conspiracy rr-bb.com

There is a soft drink company, believe it may be Pepsi, that is using aborted baby cells to flavor pop. When you think they have hit bottom..look out..the bottom is still a ways to go

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Some people like vanilla. Some people have kinks. And some people are straight out of a psychological horror story.

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wormsign2k #fundie kazanlak10.deviantart.com

(A paleoartist drew a horrifying picture of a human being eaten by Megalania -- a giant prehistoric lizard that lived in Australia --- and a vorephile shows up and gets butthurt because the other commenters don't think it's hot. At first I thought this guy was a troll, but after looking at his profile, it was apparent that, unfortunately, he's being 100% serious)

I'm fapping to this right now you hateful close minded jerks! I bet a lot of the haters are either repressed or have fetishes of their own that that won't admit to. Conformist squares aren't better than [vorephiles], even though they continue to think they are better than them just to deny how repressed and boring they, their lives, and their contribution to the human condition is.

But Monkeys!!

Either one letter off from a descriptor of the person making the argument or the more typical presentation of the argument? You decide.

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Revelation777 #fundie atheistforums.org

Reptiles evolved into birds, really? Based on what? If so why did some evolve and some didn't? Wouldn't of all reptiles of ceased to exist and there be just more birds? Who decides they stay a lizard and another will be a bird?

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Brad Watson_Miami #conspiracy kiwifarms.net

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Since you want to peer review my work, here it is - GOD=7_4 Theory condensed into http://GOD704.wikia.com ...

Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor; FIG=6|7 (Design Worlds Theory)

Our planet and all 'true Earth-like plan-its' were designed through a simple mathematical model/program/ algorithm/physics law/initial condition/'fractal'/code of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 that includes...

Variations of 7_4: 7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 7÷4, 7.4, 74, 47, 704, 407, 7004, 4÷7, 4 7s, 7 4s, 77 77, 7 40, etc.

most common are 7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 74, 47, 704 (GOD), and 7004 (GOOD)

Variations of 6_4: 6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 6÷4, 6.4, 64, 46, 604, 406, 6004, 4÷6, 4 6s, 6 4s, 66 66, 6 40, etc.

most common are 6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 64, 46, 604 (FOD), and 6004 (FOOD)
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"Think not of what you see, think of what it took to produce what you see." "There is an order beneath the seeming chaos...an underlying order governed by simple74 mathematics." - PBS Fractals

"Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist." - Stephen Hawking

"Unless a theory can be explained to a child, the theory is probably useless." - Albert Einstein

"To understand is to perceive patterns." - Jason Silva, host of Brain Games on National Geographic Channel

I've discovered a very simple repetitive numerical pattern that's prevalent throughout Nature and global culture that I call Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4. Actually, this simple combination of 7 & 4 was first recognized by the ancient Mesopotamians/Sumerians, Egyptians, Greeks, Hebrews, Romans, Indians, Chinese and others in the heavens and expressed through the precept of "As Above, So Below" which became the leading principle of the practice of sacred geometry. The ancients observed what we call the 7 Classical Planets or 7 Naked-Eye Planets: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn and 4 of these don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can on a moonless night); 4 can't be easily seen during the day (Venus can be). (Now we know that 4 are rocky celestial objects.) The 7 lamp/4 branched Hebrew temple menorah mystically represented this. The 7 Planets of the Ancients were known by those of classical antiquity as the 7 Wanderers, 7 Sacred Planets, 7 Luminaires, 7 Governors, or 7 Heavens.

The Sumerians were the first to keep written astronomical records, keep track of the 4 Great Patterns of Nature (day, lunar 'moonths', lunar year, and solar year), 4 seasons, and built their observatories/temples - ziggurats - to be 7 levels high (six stories). They also observed the 4 lunar phases being roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each (varying due to apogee and perigee). Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year.

Our Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 (7×4) days.

The ancients observed Mars as returning to the same position against the background of the stars and is in the same relationship to Earth and the Sun every 47 years.

The Big Dipper consists of 7 stars with 4 making up the quadrilateral bowl of the ladle. Its 4th star in the middle is its brightest. The Big Dipper points toward the Star Polaris which is the tip of the handle of the Little Dipper which is also 7 stars with 4 making-up its bowl. Polaris has been the North Star since around the time the Roman Empire fell in 476 AD.

Orion consists of 7 stars with 4 making up his shoulders and feet. (The remaining three stars make up the easily recognizable Orion's Belt.) Pleiades or the 7 Sisters is the 4th most recognizable asterism.

The Sumerians, Egyptians, and Hebrews took the regular cubits of 6 palms × 4 fingers = 24 digits (see Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian Man) and added a palm to create the sacred royal cubits of 7 palms × 4 fingers = 28 digits. Pharaoh Djoser's Step-Pyramid (7 levels & 4 sides), the Sphinx, Pyramids of Giza - all Egyptian sacred buildings - were designed by their architects using the 7 & 4 combination to invoke the heavenly gods.

The Greeks and Romans were the first to recognize the ring finger which when palms are up is the 7th finger from the right and 4th from the left. Wedding7 ring4.

Judaism, Christianity, Islam & Buddhism are strongly encoded with GOD=7_4

"On Earth as it is in the heavens." - The Lord's Prayer (Jesus' rewording of "As Above, So Below.")

[Hebrew text here] (translation) "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth." - Bereshit 1:1 / Genasis74 1:1. The original Hebrew of the first verse of the Bible has 7 words and 28 letters (7×4); it's God's Signature.

"The Hebrew scriptures begin - not from the first person perspective of some man's understanding of God - but from an omniscient third person perspective, a Voice that reveals the Glorious Power that created the entire cosmos by means of His Word." - http://www.hebrew4christians.com/Scripture/Parashah/Summaries/Bereshit/bereshit.html

Gn 1:14, "God said, 'Let there be a system of light-bearers in the vault of the sky to separate day from night, and they shall serve as signs and for festive seasons, and for cycles of days, months and years (and omens of eclipses)...God saw it as good...a 4th day (of 7)." Gn 7:4 introduces the recurring theme of the #40, "For in 7 days it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights". Besides Noah, there were 7 on the Ark and 4 were the married women. Pharaoh's dream related to Joseph of the "7 plump cows, 7 lean ones, 7 plump heads of grain and 7 lean ones" - Gn 41:1-7. The 4th Commandment of "Keep the 7th day holy". Moses, Aaron, his two sons and 70 elders were on Mt. Sinai - 74 altogether. 7 times Moses did the #40. "Selah" used 74 times in the Bible (71 in Psalms & 3 in Habakkuk), King4 letters Solomon7 began building his Temple in the 4th year of his reign and it took 7 years to complete, etc. until the "7 Seals" are opened, yet produce only "4 Horsemen" in The Revelation Chapters 5-8.

John4,47 the Baptist7 was born on Thursday November 12, 7 BC / 12.11.747 AUC / 20 Heshvan 3755 HC.

Y'shua74/Joshua74/IESVS74/Jesus74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19 was born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC [1]. The Jewish74 Messiah74 - the king74 of the Judeans74 - received 39 lashes and was nailed on74 the Cross74 on the first day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. Mother Mary was born in 19 BC and was 47-years-old when Jesus was crucified.

With 7 loaves of bread, Jesus fed 4,000 - Matthew 15:34-38, Mark 8:20.

"Anytime an idea19 is connect74ed to nature, it's not only logical, it's inevitable."

In Mecca, Muslim pilgrims observe Hajj & Umrah with Tawaf: the circumambulation of the 4-sided Kaaba 7 times with three fast pace rounds on the outside (ramal) and 4 ordinary pace on the inside. The Qur'an refers to the "7 Heavens".

Freemasonry and GOD=7_4

Knowledge of sacred geometry and the sacred combination of 7 & 4 has been passed on by the ancients through the centuries by the sacred Mystery schools and operative masons of many cultures. The Freemasons have been documented as using the GOD=7_4 Code for five centuries now in several very important places and events, i.e. the Old Course at St. Andrews, Scotland and 24 June74 1717 when 4 London74 Lodges47 formed the first Grand Lodge.

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th which Commanding General & Grand Master Mason47 George Washington (VA & Continental Army) marked in 1775 with his General Order declaring, "The United Provinces of North America." He'd eventually have 74 generals in the Continental Army (33 were Masons). The Declaration of Independence was signed on 7/4/1776 only by President of Congress John447 Hancock740 (GMM MA) and attested by Secretary of Congress Charles Thomson74=T20+H8+O+M13+S19+O+N14. 7/4/1776 was also marked by the founding of the Committee to design the Great Seal of the United States which was led by Benjamin Franklin (GMM PA). July 4, 1776 also encoded Jesus' Birthday of 4/17/6 BC - just double the 7: Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20. 'Coincidentally', Franklin died on 4/17/1790, Washington died on 12/14/1799, and the 2nd President John Adams and 3rd President Thomas Jefferson both died on 7/4/1826: the 50th Anniversary of July 4, 1776. (Adams & Jefferson were not Masons.)

The 7 Articles of the Constitution were written on 4 pages, Federal7 City4 / New York7 City4 and Federal Hall at 74°W. Lady4 Liberty7's 7 spikes atop her head (symbolizing the 7 Classical Planets) and she stands on a 4-sided pedestal with 4 columns on each side. 7 Uniformed Services: 4 under the Department of the Defense, etc.

'Father Abraham' Lincoln's "4 score & 7 years ago, our fathers..." was a variation of Genasis 16:16. Lincoln was not a Mason, but the higher-degree Masons would have recognized his use of the code.

So then to be more accurate, I've cracked the Masonic(7,74) code(4) and discovered what is generating this 7_4 pattern on Earth, this solar system and throughout this Universe...

The supporting data

~74% of this universe's elemental mass is hydrogen (Milky Way/most galaxies are ~74% hydrogen, our/most solar systems' mass is ~74% hydrogen, the Sun's/most stars' mass is ~74% hydrogen, most gas giant planets'/Jupiter's atmosphere is ~74% hydrogen). Hydrogen gas forms explosive mixtures with air if it is 4-74%.

~74% of this universe is dark energy (~69%) and ordinary matter (~5%) + ~26% dark matter.

There are 4 basic states of matter: liquid, solid, gas, and plasma. But very recently, this has been expanded to 7 by adding: Bose-Einstein condensate, Quark-gluon plasma, and Degenerate matter.

Using whole numbers, 4 is in the middle of 7; it's the majority of 7. #7 is the 4th prime number. 7+7=14, 7×7=49: '7 naturally produces 4'. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28: a perfect number and 7×4.

7 = (4+4) - (4/4)

1.74 × 4 = ~7 or 6.96

4÷7 = .571428... Decimals of this kind in which the same figures are infinitely repeated are called repeating decimals. The part repeated is called the repetendand .571428 (4÷7) continually repeating without end is highly symbolic of GOD.

Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets (not including hypothetical Planet 9): the 4th from the Sun is the LARGEST: Jupiter. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Venus is .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU from the Sun (Venus .7233322, Mercury .3870987 with aphelion at .47). Saturn's '4 seasons' are each ~7.4 years long. Jupiter accounts for 74% of the planetary gravitational/tidal forces affecting the Sun. Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and 4th largest planetary mass in this solar system. Our Sun's radius is .0047 AU.

The 7 Classical Planets were/are the 7 moving objects in the heavens that can be seen with the naked eye. (Uranus it is at the limit of detection with the naked eye under dark skies and therefore undistinguishable from a dim star.) In 1610, Galileo Galilei was the first to point the new telescope towards the night sky and he discovered Jupiter's 4 large moons: Io, Calisto, Ganymede, and Europa. These are now known as the Galilean moons. (Galileo also used his improved telescope to discover mountains, valleys, and "seas" on the Moon. And he also discovered the phases of Venus, the rings of Saturn and sunspots.) On December 28, 1612, Galileo was the first to observe and document a 7th planet (Neptune) while he sketched the movements of Jupiter's 4 large moons. But after further observing its movement, he either didn't recognize the star as a planet or he feared the Inquisition of the Roman Catholic Church to such a discovery.

Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and its diameter is 4.007 Earth diameters. Besides Earth, Neptune is the 7th planet from the Sun and its diameter is also 4x (3.883) Earth's. Venus obits the Sun in 224.7 days which is ~7.4 Earth months (avg. month = 30.4 days).

The 4 lunar phases are a little over 7 days (~7.4 days) each varying due to apogee and perigee = Lunar 'moonth' of 29.531 days. Lunar year (12 lunar months74) + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year = 7 thirty-one day + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 (7×4) days. There are 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74seen with the naked eye (the 7 Classical Planets) and 4 of these don't cast shadows74 on Earth (Venus does); 4 can't be easily seen during daylight (Venus can be); 4 are rocky. The Big Dipper consists of 7 stars with 4 making up its quadrilateral bowl. Its 4th star in the middle is its brightest. The Big Dipper points toward Polaris which is the tip of the handle of the Little Dipper which is also 7 stars with 4 making-up its quadrilateral bowl. Polaris has been the North Star since about the time of the fall of the Roman Empire in 476 AD. Mars has a cycle which we observe as it returning to the same position against the background of stars and is in the same relationship to Earth and the Sun every 47 years.

4-7 eclipses occur annually. The longest theoretically an eclipse can be is 7 min. 40 sec. Our Sun has an 11-year sunspot cycle. Earth's magnetic field is tilted 11 degrees from its spin axis.

The Earth-Moon barycenter is ~1,710 km below the surface of the Earth: 4,661 km from Earth's center, ~74% of Earth's radius. This is the point about which the Earth and Moon orbit as they travel around the Sun.

Earth has 7 continents (or 4 land masses surrounded by water) & 4 seasons, the ancients' 7 Seas & 4 oceans (some recognize 7 oceans), ~74% of Earth's surface is water (~71% oceans & seas + ~2.5% freshwater lakes, rivers, canals, swamps (including Florida Everglades), ice caps, glaciers74, year-round snow cover, flooding, etc.). Human brain, heart, muscle, newborns, chicken eggs, and living trees are ~74% water. Human pregnancies are 40 weeks (7×40). The average women's heart beat is 74 beats per minute.

Ancient Babylonian, Egyptian, and Hebrew sacred royal cubits74 were 7 palms × 4 fingers = 28 digits (regular cubits are 6p × 4f = 24 digits).

English is Earth's primary language - it's due to a constant conscious/subconscious feedback loop with nature. English(74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8) is alphanumeric: A-B-C becomes 1-2-374 (A=1, B=2...O=15 or zerO...Z=26). This pairing774 between774 a letter7 and a number774 is called Simple674 English774Gematria874. The key74: GOD=7_4, 7/4 = 7 April or July 4 (Masonic774 code4) ˜ aphelion & hottest day globally, Constitution's 7 Articles on 4 pages. France47's 14/7. Religion74, Judeans74/Jewish74.

Y'shua74/Joshua74/IESVS74/Jesus74 born Saturday 4.17.6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC on Cross74 on G7ood4 Friday74 7.4.783 AUC / April 7, 30 AD / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. Winter solstice usually occurs on December 21 (sometimes 22) and 4 days later is Christmas and 7 days later is New Year's.

Muhammad74, Hajj & Umrah requires Muslim pilgrims to make Tawaf: the counter-clockwise circumambulation 7 times around the 4-sided Kaaba (4x fast on the outside [ramal], 3x regular on inside).

74°F is ideally comfortable, tropical storms become hurricanes at 74 mph sustained winds (Hurri.74 Katrina74 reached 174 mph), speed-of-sound is 742.5 mph (sea level, 0° centigrade), 1 horsepower = 746 watts, Genasis74 7:4, 4th Commandment: "Keep the 7th day holy", G clef & 4/4. General George Washington as new Commander of the Continental Army referred to "United Provinces of North America" on 7.4.1775; he'd eventually have 74 generals. "4 score & 7 years ago". Many major sports championships are best 4-of-7 games, men's golf championships are often played on 7,400 yard courses with a rating of 74. The world's first golf course - Old Course in St. Andrews - established 18 holes with 7 par 4s 'out'/front nine and 7 par 4s 'in'/back nine; the 7th Hole Par 4 and the 17th Par 4 Road Hole. Golf's 1st rule book was published in 1774. United Nations in New York7 City4 40.74°N 74°W. Vatican7 City4, Western7 Wall4, Federal7 City4, Capitol7 Hill4, Liberty7 Bell4, Sufis74. 74 members of the Council on Foreign Relations were present at the first meeting of the United Nations in 1945. The Dresden Codex (one of only four Mayan texts to still exist) has 74 pages of astronomical predictions. In English, the 7 day week has 4 days not named after heavenly bodies. US' 7 Uniformed Services: 4 under DOD, etc.

The Roman Catholic Church's Liturgical Year: 7 seasons with Easter 4th after Christmas.

Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74

The spoken word is linked to the written word which is based on its alphabet which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order connected to Genasis74, Nature and science.

Simple674 English774 Gematria874 uses 'the key'74 of A=1, B2, C3...Z26. The only irregularity is the circle: O=15 or zero, i.e. 704 = GOD = G7+O(15)+D4 = 11/26.

simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5, English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8, gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1, the key=74= T20+H8+E5+K11+E5+Y25, A-B-C becomes 1-2-3=74=A1+B2+C3+B2+E5+C3+O15+M13+E5+S19+1+2+3

English is Earth's primary language - it's due to a constant conscious/subconscious feedback loop with Nature of GOD=7_4, etc.

Y'shua74/Joshua74/IESVS74/Jesus74 born Saturday April 17, 6 BC (17.4.748 AUC) - the King74 of the Judeans74 - the Jewish74Messiah74 was nailed on74 the Cross74 on Friday April 7, 30 AD (7.4.783 AUC).

Archaeology and the sacred combination of 7 & 4

All ancient Egyptian sacred buildings starting with Pharaoh Djoser's Step Pyramid at Saqqara were designed by their architects using royal cubits of 7 palms x 4 fingers. This was the first pyramid built and it was 7 levels and 4-sided. The Temple of Luxor, the Sphinx, the Pyramids at Giza were all designed and built using royal cubits and the sacred combination of 7 & 4 invoking

"As Above, So Below". There's been a great deal of discussion about how the Great Pyramid is encoded; it is.

Stonehenge was disassembled centuries ago, but there are 7 large stones still in contact with 4 being vertical. When one looks through the middle of these 4 stones towards the heel stone, it aligns on the solstice with the Sun.

Music encodes GOD=7_4

G clef & 4/4. The G clef circles the G4 line. In solfeggio, G is Sol (the Roman Sun god) and D is Ra (the Egyptian Sun god).In the Key of G Major, G is the tonic (I) and D the dominant (V).

Sports & GOD=7_4

In football, there are 11 players on a team on the field with the offense required to have at least 7 on the line. The defense is often in a 4 linemen and 7 back position. A touchdown is traditionally thought of as 7 points and a field goal three points (4 less).

7/11/14 LeBron James played 7 years with the Cleveland Cavaliers then 4 years with the Miami Heat before announcing he was returning to the Cavaliers. After the announcement that evening, the Cleveland Indians won 7-4.

G-D = 7-4 = 3

I have a tendency to overlook the very simple and obvious G-D = 7-4 = 3. Sun, Moon & Earth has always formed an essential cosmic trinity for life on this planet: every 'true Earth-like plan-it' must have a LARGE moon. Earth is the 3rd Rock from the Sun.

3D. The word 'GOD' has 3 letters and Christianity's Holy Trinity of Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit. In the Guardin' of Eden, there were 3 humans: God-incarnate, Adam and Eve.

Earth is the '3rd Rock from the Sun' except for when the Moon is between the two.

Pi was first discovered to be 3 as it is referred to in the Hebrew Scriptures - 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2. It's logical to assume that soon after the first guy discovered pi as being 3, he discovered that it's slightly more than that. Perhaps he discovered 3.1 next and 3.14 later. (We know Plato encoded pi as 3.14159.) 100 divided by 3 = 33.3 and a couple is not a 'family' until they have a baby: 3.

Unified Strings 21/19 Theory - Physics' "Theory of Everything" (M-theory + time analysis providing a very simple symmetry breaking) - falls under GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4

Superstring theory (10 dimensions) and supergravity theory (11 dimensions) state that the 4 forces of nature (gravity, electromagnetism, strong nuclear & weak nuclear) are united by the smallest things possible: ultra-subatomic strings of energy74. M-theory unifies these field theories of 6 or 7 higher-dimensions (hyperspace) + the 4 common dimensions = 10/11 dimensions of spacetime...

6/7D hs + 4D = 10/11D st

My Unified Strings 21/19 Theory (M-theory + time47 analysis) documents the macroscopic effects of strings (some are listed above and below) and provides a very simple symmetry breaking with the 6 or 7 aspects of 'regular time': 1. beginning: the Big Bang/Bit Bang, 2. end: this Universe's Big Crunch/final entropy, 3. past, 4. present, 5. future, 6. void(?): beyond the boundary/event horizon of an expanding universe and black hole, and 7. a constant (the speed-of-light in a vacuum). Plus...

4 aspects of 'hypertime': 1. fast-forward/time dilation: moving clocks run slower than stationary clocks and clocks run faster in less gravity, 2. reverse: thought, tachyons(?), torsion waves(?), and quantum nonlocality/entanglement 'information' can travel faster-than-light; in another frame-of-reference, they are traveling backwards in time (natural & artificial wormholes warp space), 3. pause/stop: photons and all electromagnetic waves traveling at the speed-of-light are in a domain where time stops74 in that reference point74, and as the event horizon of a black hole is approached, time slows down relative to that of distant observers - stopping completely on the boundary/event horizon, and 4. before the beginning and after the end: this universe had a birth and may have a death, yet, it is but one of the seemingly infinite 'nonparallel-universes' in The Conglomerate/Multiverse (supermassive black holes Big Bang/Bit Bang [supermassive white holes] into new universes). Using unified strings 21/19 as a foundation means that designing a habitable planet to run on 6_4 can be built64. (10D superstring theory is now considered "incomplete", yet it is still engineerable.) Earth is proof that 7_4 has been engineered at least once. Note: The 4 aspects of hypertime are like operating a video player: fast-forward, reverse, pause/stop, before the beginning and after the end.

Note: Imaginary time using imaginary numbers is the 12th aspect of time, but it's not used in Unified Strings 21/19 Theory.

M-theory/Supergravity Theory
7D hs + 4D = 11D st (4D = 3D rs + t)... 11 dimensions of spacetime

(dimensions [D], hyperspace [hs], spacetime [st], regular space [rs], time [t])

Unified Strings 21/19 Theory
7 dimensions hyperspace + 3D regular space + 7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime = 21 dimensions/aspects of spacetime

7D hs + 3D rs + 7a rt + 4a ht = 21D/a st ... 21 dimensions/aspects of21 spacetime
(aspects [a], 'regular time' [rt], 'hypertime' [ht])

Note: Almost all string theorists use the term "higher-dimensions" although Michio Kaku wrote the book Hyperspace. I use the term 'hyperspace' because "7 dimensions of higher-dimensions" would be redundant and its abbreviation (7D hD) confusing. Also, hyperspace is needed to balance hypertime. This equation possesses a very simple symmetry of 7+4, 7+4 and then a very simple symmetry breaking of 21D/a st.

"Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets'
All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4"

On April 21-23, 2009 at the Hilton Hotel Ballroom in Pasadena, CA, I presented this one-page paper/poster at the NASA Conference Missions for Exoplanets 2010-2020; it's been tweaked since and can be found at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com . For over two years, it was found at [2] and [3].

true Earth-like planets: those worlds where advanced civilizations have evolved in their past, present or future.

The Planet Nestor - our 'next-door neighbors' - is built on FOD=6_4 mathematical model

Using the closely connect74ed plan-it and unified strings 21/19 theories, I can now reveal the nearest** Earth-like exoplanet where humanoids have evolved. The Planet Nestor (not to be confused with 659 Nestor: an asteroid orbiting Jupiter) is ~4.6 billion-years-old and has...

6 continents & 4 seasons, their ancients' 6 Seas & 4 oceans, ~64% of its surface is liquid or frozen water, Nestor's large moon has 4 phases of 6.4 days each - 6 day weeks & 24 (6×4) hours - and it has 12 lunar months (25.5 days per) for a lunar year of 306 revolutions + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year with a leap year of 317 days every 4th year. All of these characteristics will be directly observed through great advances in future technology. However, with the new space telescopes, new land-based telescopes, and new techniques that we'll possess by 2018, we'll be able to test64 and confirm Nestor and its two inner planets orbit64ing at .6 AU & .4 AU and/or 6 AU & 4 AU. (Nestor's 1 AU ˜ Earth's 1 AU).

There are 6 moving objects in their heavens that can be seen with the naked eye from Nestor's surface - their 6 Classical Planets - and 4 are planets (+ sun & moon). Their Big Dipper consists of 6 stars with 4 in the quadrilateral bowl of the ladle. It points towards their North Star which is the tip of the handle of their Little Dipper which also consists of 6 stars with 4 making-up its bowl. Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets: the 4th from their Sun is the LARGEST. Out of these 6 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Their nearby 'colony planet' has a 46-year cycle which they observe as returning to the same position against the background of stars and is in the same relationship to Nestor and their Sun. 4-6 eclipses occur annually, the longest an eclipse can be is 6 min. 40 sec., its sun has a 10-year sunspot cycle, and Nestor's magnetic field is tilted 10 degrees from its spin axis. Their sun's radius is .0046 AU.

Nestor's 'Venus' orbits their Sun in 169 Nestor days: 6.4 x Nestor months (avg. 26.4 days).

Nestlings speak (& spell64) 'Eqfish664', acknowledfe 'FOD'(=6_4) as The Creator, practice 'famatmia64' (gematria74), use Standard/Byblical cubits of 6p x 4f, and recofnize a 'simfle64' (simple74) and elegant64 theory...

M-theory / Superstring Theory
6D hs + 4D = 10D st (4D = 3D + t)... 10 dimensions of spacetime

If the observer avoids recognizing the void (i.e. no boundary theory), symmetry is maintained with 6 aspects of regular time + 4 aspects of hypertime...

Unified Strings 21/19 Theory
6D hs + 3D rs + 6a rt + 4a ht = 19D/a st... 19 dimensions/aspects of s19pacetime

M-theory's universal laws can be localized, yet effects are felt non-locally***.

Sympathetic vibration provides clues to Nestor's existence

Our solar system is ~4.6 billion-years-old. Our Moon contains two clues to Nestor's predicted characteristics: the Moon travels around Earth at .64 miles per second and the Moon's crust is ~64 kilometers deep. Would Nestor's large moon travel around it at .74 mps and have a ~74 k deep crust as a reflection of Earth's existence? Mars contains a huge clue to the prediction of Nestor's 24/6: Mars has a 24.6 hour day. Would a potential colony planet near Nestor have a 24.7 hour day as a reflection of Earth's existence?!

Pluto also contains a huge clue to the prediction of Nestor running on 6_4. The reclassified dwarf planet is 648 miles wide, its fifth moon has been observed, Pluto rotates with a 6.4-Earth-day period and its largest moon - Charon - orbits it every 6.4 days. (Because of this, Pluto and Charon uniquely always show the same hemisphere to one another.) Would a distant 'dwarg planet' in Nestor's system be 748 miles wide, have 6 moons, and it and its 'companion moon' have a 7.4 Nestor-day revolution/orbit64 as ***'sympathetic resonance' of Earth's existence?!

Is Genasis74 6:4 and its "Nefilem64" a coded message from GOD/FOD? Many define 'Nefilem' as extraterrestrials.

Nestlings' primary global language is connected to nature: Eqfish(6,64)

A world's primary spoken language ('Holy Tongue') is based on its written language which is based on its alphabet which is based on simple geometry, pictographs, being phonetic, and its numerical order connected to history, science and Nature.

Earth and its civilizations have evolved consciously and subconsciously on GOD=7_4. Nestlings and their civilization would have evolved consciously and subconsciously running on FOD=6_4. Their primary global language - lingua64 pura - would inevitably be 'Eqfish'. Why? Because Eqfish has 6 letters and its second syllable begins with the 6th letter of the alphabet. Chaos theory states that within the apparent randomness, there are underlying patterns, constant feedback loops, repetition, self-similarity, fractals, self-organization, and reliance on programming at the initial74 point74 - initial conditions - going on in chaotic complex systems. 6_4 (& 7_4) acts as an underlying pattern/program/algorithm/'fractal'. Therefore, Eqfish=64 (E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H8=64) and their 1 deity64: FOD=6_4. As stated above, on Earth, this pairing74 between74 a letter & a number74 is known as Simple74English74 Gematria74. Nestlings would spell64 it: Simfle64 Eqfish64 Famatmia64. They'd focus64 on F...

Nestor's Byble46, "In the befinninf, Fod created the healens64 (heavens74) and the Nestor ('The 10 Words'). This is Fod's signature.

"In 5 days, Fod created everythinf and rested on the 6th day." - Fenkis64 (Genasis74)

The 4th Commandment: "Keep the 6th day holy."

"In the befinninf was the Word, and the Word was with Fod and the Word was FOD." - Juan46 1:1

Esus64 Chrift64 their Ewish64 Meisiah64 was born on 4/16/7 BC / 16.4.647 AUC. F6ood4 Griday (Good Friday) was on 4/6/29 AD / 6.4.682 AUC.

Nestor's Qur'ag64, "The 6 ogt repeated verses." - 6 verses of Surah 1

"Fod created 6 healens64 and og Nestor a similiar number. The 1 divine64 command descendinf."

After many centuries of having 6 Classical Planets, Nestor's Faileo6 Failei6 (Galileo Galilei) discovered 4 moons around its solar system's largest planet using the newly discovered telescope. He also first observed their 6th planet (not seen with the naked eye), but their main religious institution would have killed him had he fone public with the discovery.

Nestor's Albert Einstein, "I want to know Fod's thoufts in a mathematical way." "When I'm judfinf a theory, I ask myselg whether, ig I were Fod, I would have arrange64d the world in such a way."

"Anytime an idea is connected to nature, it's not only lofical (logical), it's inevitable."

Nestor's tropical storms become hurricanes when their sustained winds reach 64 knots/74 mph.

'Nestor' sounds like **'next-door' and humans may have a 'nest or' base there. Nestor is ~4.6 billion-years-old and has ~6.4 billion humanoids. Hey! That's very similar to Earth! Music is considered a universal language. Is it a 'coincidence' that G clef (treble clef) and F clef (bass clef) are used in conjunction to depict all the various pitches? Using strings as the building blocks of spacetime, I predict that All Earth-like planets with evolved humanoids run on FOD=6_4 (like Nestor) or GOD=7_4 (like Earth).

Feel free or 'geel gree' to spread this info / 'ingo' around. Can I get some feedback, uh, can I 'fet some geedback'?

Deleting incorrect data

This paper in 2009 used to begin with "~74% of the total mass-energy of this universe is dark energy74." This data was from the NASA WMAP. However, on March 31, 2013, the European Space Agency (ESA) released its findings from the Planck Spacecraft of ~68.3% dark energy.

4/3/14 19:04 With the latest discovery of three potential dwarf planets in the Orf Cloud, I've deleted "& 4 distant dwarf planets" from both Earth's 7_4 and Nestor's 6_4 examples. 11/14/16 10:17 Planet 9 although not directly observed, is now acknowledged by astronomers.

Links

http://7seals.blogspot.com
http://7seals.yuku.com

- Brad Watson Miami, FL 2/3/09 t 2/6/17 11:07

Lying for Jesus

Because sometimes that much fail is win!

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joel is cheese #fundie gamefaqs.com

I am aware that people might think I'm crazy due to some of what I'm saying in this post. I don't care because I've seen this stuff firsthand and it's true. I'm not posting to start some debate, either. I don't want to get into a theological or apologetics debate or anything. I just want to tell you what I've experienced. It is difficult to convince people that the Bible is without internal or external contradiction (although I believe it myself), but I believe based on personal experience, not based on the reliability of the Bible. After trying to defend the Bible and my beliefs for months, I think it's as good a time as any to share some personal experiences.

This past week has been spring break at my school. I went with 600 other college students on a mission trip to south Texas, very close to the border. Crazy things happened. Guys, I don't know how to say it, but to say that miracles happen. I personally witnessed a guy's leg get physically healed (and heard several other stories the week from people who I trust with my life). I also personally saw five people come to Christ, and after praying for the Holy Spirit to come and fill them (like they did in the Bible), the people would say they felt "weird," "different," or "excited." One lady even said she felt "caliente" after being praying for a filling of the Spirit. I heard similar stories from friends all week.

And we shared the Gospel wherever we went, and many people came to know Christ. That's not to say we didn't face rejection, but even our bus drivers to and from home and the Subway workers on our dinner stop on the way back came to know Christ. There was no discrimination or specific group of people that were more receptive. Hispanics, blacks, whites, rich, poor, bus drivers, college students, children, adults, etc. They all came to know Christ and I heard crazy stories about people of all sort. After a week in which I experienced the power and love of God in such a tangible way, I don't know what to say but it's real. Having said that, I wonder how many of y'all have heard the Gospel. There might be fewer people on a Religion Board who haven't heard it, but I was surprised at how many people, especially in Texas, had not heard the Gospel.

The ComiNazi Award

Apparently OWS is the liberal equivalent of the Super Friends.

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Gina Miller #conspiracy scottfactor.com

This Occupy movement is a creation of the communist Left. Despite its disjointed, delusional messages, it is well-organized and already has its own public relations firm, slogan (I am the 99 percent), and the backing of George Soros’ money. In fact, as reported by the Blaze, The Working Family Party, the SEIU, ACORN, The New Party, The Democratic National Committee, Democratic Socialists of America, the Tides Foundation, George Soros and The Obama Administration are all connected to the creation of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The ultimate goal of these communist leftists is to kill our capitalist system and traditional American way of life, to eliminate the middle class, leaving only the powerless poor and the powerful rich. The punk protesters lying in the streets do not know that they are demanding their very own undoing, but the evil wretches in leftist positions of power certainly know the outcome if their plans prevail. The destruction of the United States of America as we know it is their diabolical goal, and we must do all we can to defeat them. They must not be allowed to succeed.

The "Never Actually Made Anything" Award

If he can poof me a new version of the site I'd be greatly obliged

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Solomon #fundie scienceblogs.com

The concept of creationism is very well established & universal. Every second something is created, its well proven.Its a very simple 1,2,3.concept.
Poooff..! there you are.A simple toy,a shiny Mercedes benz,a 'cup' of bra,anything you can imagine.
Now look at evolution It can't hardly produce a decent sets of fossil proofs of the gradual transformation from ape to men.
Evolution is at the verge of becoming a museum piece exhibit for the foolishness of men.

The path to hell is on my bookshelf

Rather interesting read too

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Etienne, William Bobbitt & brandon delozier #fundie amazon.com

Etienne: Yes if witty words were responsible for creating an objective universe then Hitchens would be god. But witty words and subtle phraseology is simply a mechanism satan uses to deceive the unscientific [evolutionists], irrational and gullible amongst us. Or should I rather say the God haters around us who would rather live for self than God, those who would rather choose sin than to surrender!
Hitchens, Hawking, Dawkins and the other 150 reviewers understands nothing about the nature of philosophy or reality. And how can this Christian make such a bold or objectively true statement? Because the atheist has no final authority in the universe concerning all matters of faith and practice, He can only borrow presuppositions from the Christian worldview to make his own irrational and satanic worldview seem more plausible. Thus every atheist is a thief as well.
Has any atheist refuted Dr Craigs moral argument for the existence of God. Dr William Lane Craig makes a spectacle out of atheism and atheists. Every atheist is also deep down inside a believer in God; he merely suppresses that objective fact in unrighteousness as God states in His Word, the King James Bible.
Presently every atheist is portable only because he can use the legs God gave him, he can only reason because God has given him a mind to reason with, but things will drastically change in the next life! There, in absolute blackness, he will be stationary, suffering the wrath of God for all of eternity. What a deal. And who said atheism doesn't have something positive to offer its religious followers!

William: Good luck when you stand before the God our father!
Your non belief however nicely spoken is wrong, wasted education. I believe you have already had your time before our God. I am sorry for those who do not believe !

brandon: Go to church. God is watching you. Buying this book is a direct path to Hell. Don't waste your time or money. Test the scientific evidence, pray to God and you will be saved.

Straw Cosmology Award

Fucking logic, how does it work?

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John C. Wright #fundie scifiwright.com

Third, if God does not exist, the universe can have no mental properties. It is a machine made of particles, but one thrown together without a designer, serving no purpose. If so, when one unintentional byproduct of the machinery of the world is the bewildered ape called Man, the machinery of his brain cannot be designed by a designer for a purpose. At best, the purpose of preserving the man and his bloodline might emerge spontaneously by a statistical elimination of every pre-human man-ape whose brain chemistry made A equal to Non-A, or twice two equal five. But then we have no evidence of pre-human man-apes each with his several systems of non-operative logic and mathematics, and no reason to believe that natural selection would make the twice-two-is-five apes die off quicker than the twice-two-is-four.

Failing Your Own Religion Forever Award

19th Century folk theology is totally biblical, but Genesis 6 is heresy!

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David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

At the Rapture, we will receive a glorified body like unto the Lord's glorified body (Philippians 3:21; 1st Corinthians 15:52-57). We will be as the angels without reproductive organs. The idea that angels mated with human women in Noah's time is heresy. Angels cannot mate with humans. It is impossible. Although angels always appeared in masculine form, the Bible is clear that they do not marry nor reproduce. The human "flesh" is one of the believer's three enemies: The Devil, the world and the flesh. This is what someone has called “the Devil's 3-string banjo of damnation.” Of these three enemies, I believe the flesh is the greatest threat. 1st Corinthians 15:52-27 teaches that at the Rapture, mortality shall put on immortality. If we could sin in our resurrected body, then we would have to die again.

The 'White Whine' Award

Ages like milk

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Anonymous #racist resistingdefamation.org

Anti-White Narrative: Hate Caricatures

Slurs are easy to recognize and attackback, but hate caricatures are anti-white fictional characters, films, or highly descriptive writings that portray the diverse white European Americans in a hateful way. Film Producer Mike Judge's anti-white cartoon, Beavis & Butt-head, and TV Producer Norman Lear's character, Archie Bunker, are prime examples.

Attackback At Hate Caricatures

Each of the six principal themes used to attackback in the case of slurs may be used here. For example, you could attackback at Norman Lear (producer of All In The Family, a sit-com designed to defame the diverse white blue-collar urban workers) in this way: "Norman Lear exposed himself as a bully, a hater, and a liar when he showed us his own mental hate caricature of Archie Bunker."

Every hate caricature of young and old white Americans smothers their richly-textured diversity, their continental origins (Europe), and their nationality (American).

Sometimes the actual hate caricature is an invitation to maim or murder the diverse white Americans and this should be condemned in the strongest terms.

CASE STUDIES OF EXAMPLES:

Archie Bunker - This is an anti-white hate caricature by the dominant media culture and the corporate entertainment culture about blue-collar white American men. Former Vice President Al Gore often spoke about Archie Bunker as though he were a real person, apparently believing that a hate caricature was a living being, instead of an actor channeling Norman Lear's hatreds.

George Will referred to Archie Bunker as though Bunker were a real person in Will's TV appearance ("This Week With Christiane Amanpour") on Sunday, 9/18/11, saying, "Archie Bunker lived in Queens" by way of explaining how a Republican won in that congressional district.

Yes, neither national Democratic spokespersons nor conservative pundits reject hate caricatures of the diverse white blue-collar American workers. But then, neither do Republicans, Libertarians, Socialists, human rights activists, or any of the other persons in our multiracial society who claim that they are intolerant toward what they consider hate speech.

[...]

Dumb Blonde - Another hate caricature by the dominant media culture and the corporate entertainment culture to denigrate the diverse white Euro-American women.

Huddled Masses - An historical hate caricature of white European immigrants, similar to "wretched refuse."

Lily-white - This is a plant-based hate caricature showing hatred for white Americans. It is a dehumanizing hate caricature.

Mayonnaise - This is a food-based hate caricature often seen in connection with "white bread." It is a dehumanizing hate caricature.

Mayonnaise and white bread were sarcastic "joke" terms used to denigrate the diverse white Americans, originating on the Dick Van Dyke TV situation comedy.

[...]

White Flight - A hate caricature by the dominant media culture intended to mask the pushing away or ethnic cleansing of white American residents, students, or employees from homes, hometowns, schools, and places of employment.

The urban-coastal Wall Street Journal used "white flight" in a very hateful way to smear the diverse white American students in Cupertino, California, schools in a 11/19/05 article written by the supremacist Asian American Suein Hwang to make European American students into the problem, not the Asian American immigrants. And the theme was picked up by the San Jose Mercury News in a hate story on 2/22/06 which savored the taste of white-bashing by the WSJ.

The "We Have a Shovel" Award

We can dig deeper, wider, we can top the OP about the pyramids being built by dinosaurs.

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Tools #fundie forums.carm.org

The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission. Satan has many powers and could have helped the Egyptians, it's not beyond possibility.

Remember what happened to those who first disturbed the tomb of Tutankhamen. The evil spirits were unleashed upon them.

There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality. Read the bible and perhaps clarity on the point can be interpreted.

Screech The Controversy

You damn communists!

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rockpilefarmer #fundie idigmygarden.com

Well, I don't know much about her, but at the beginning of the video, the dude made a stupid comment that "creationism is solely a religious belief, therefore not to be taught in school and that evolution is widely accepted as fact, and should alone be taught."

Sorry, that is incorrect. You must first of all present the information of both sides, and let the young people exercise their critical thinking skills. Let them make up their own minds! I do! We don't live in a communist society (yet) but if we keep teaching students theories as though they are facts, we will certainly end up in a totalitarian situation.

Important Note!

We don't actually believe in a doomsday either.

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admin #fundie december2012endofworld.com

They [atheists] do not believe that God or the Supreme Being is going to save you from Doomsday. What they believe instead is that you are going to face obliteration when the end of the world approaches. The reason why the Atheists are obsessed with the end of the world is that it will question the very existence of God.

Even if there is a God, is He that cruel so as to watch the entire human race being wiped from the surface of the Earth? Those having faith in God tell that God is merciful and forgives even the sinners if they ask for forgiveness. If God is that merciful will he attempt to rescue the humans from their awful fate? That is where the Atheists belief is getting stronger. It has been reported that dinosaurs that once roamed the surface of the Earth were destroyed once and for all when some asteroid came down crashing on Earth’s surface some millions of years ago. At that time there was no one to save Earth from such a collision. This means even if such cataclysmic events take place in 2012 there will be no one to save mankind from destruction.

These ideas focus on the one theory of the atheists and i.e. the non existence of God. Here lies the victory for the atheists. Clearly they have the upper hand when it comes to questioning whether God is present. Instead of seeing the Heavenly interventions the atheists choose to look at the scientific researches, geological findings and other studies being conducted on the Earth’s environment that may suggest the destruction of this planet.

This means if there is an end of the world in 2012 itself it will be the Atheists who would rather enjoy it, proclaiming that there was and is no God. That is why the atheists have a strong opinion and believe in the end of the world.

Astral Orgies Award

"the possibilities are endless"

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Telochi #fundie reddit.com

Actually you should blow your load whenever you have the chance to. That is what I have done and that is what true power really comes to. There is magnificent power in the wealth of cum and of the act of cumming. I have found that it is better to let it consume you, retaining it only hinders yourself and serves evil.

When I say evil I mean the moral busybodies who try to shame you for pleasure. I engage in astral orgies practically every night where the possibilities are endless. I've held orgies with many extraterrestrial and extradimensional entities alike.

Jesus Creep Award

by Pharaoh Bastethotep

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usachinanukewar #fundie usachinanukewar.wordpress.com

by the way, if your gigantic penis could fly and let me ride on top of it and take me up to the sky gliding through the clouds all the way around the globe for free. you know what? I have a very famous Twister Tongue, which can vibrate in a very fast speed when licking anything I love and put into my mouth. IF you had a flying gigantic penis that can offer me a free flight trip around the globe, I might let your flying gigantic penis tastes the ultimate thrilling joy climax, that is, I can lick your flying gigantic penis in a very fast speed with my incredible Twister Tongue. IF you don’t have a flying gigantic penis, please leave me alone and get lost. Don’t bother me anymore.

I give you a list, my must-have requirements for my beloved “penis”.
1. a flying gigantic penis that can fly and take me fly around the globe for free.
2. as rich as Jesus, or richer than Jesus, such as owning a planet or simply owning an entire universe.
3. as smart as Jesus so that you can instruct me everything.
4. STD-FREE, before being licked by my Twister Tongue, you must submit a brand new and updated and latest body medical checkup report telling me you’re absolutely STD-FREE. I don’t wanna get HIV. I’m HIV negative.
5. you must prove you are absolutely a virgin boy with a flying gigantic penis. I hate sharing my beloved “penis” with anyone. I’m dominant and I am very extremely demanding. And, your flying gigantic penis can only be occupied by me and licked by me. Or, if you dares to betray me, I will definitely poison you into deadly coma, and castrate your penis and balls.IF any of you are fully qualified, then you can contact me, IF NOT, please do not bother me.

In fact, I’m a STD-Free boy, and I can go through any STD detection scanning machine without an alarming beeping. You know, I’m absolutely clean, my ass clean, my penis clean, my balls clean, all clean, every single inch of my earthly body clean.

The "Discrimination Now!" Award

For excellence in the field of shit that has nothing to do with you.

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Matt Barber #fundie onenewsnow.com

The law provides exemptions for pastors, religious institutions and non-profit corporations affiliated with religious organizations, but The New York Times suggests those are unnecessary. So Matt Barber of Liberty Counsel Action advises the Times to take a closer look at the Constitution.

Mainly, he notes "our First Amendment rights of free speech and freedom of religious expression. This is troubling, but not surprising that The New York Times is once again publicly...editorializing about the need to trample on individuals' religious liberties," he laments.

Barber goes on to argue that the religious exemptions are worthless, as the only intent for their inclusion was to convince fence-sitting senators to vote for the legalization.

"The true motivation here is not for marriage equality; the true motivation is to, under penalty of law, ensure that all Americans are compelled to embrace the demonstrably destructive and immoral homosexual lifestyle," the attorney points out.


In order to accomplish that, any opposition must be silenced. In truth, Barber does not think the religious exemption goes far enough because it does not protect individual people of faith, especially those in business who oppose homosexuality.

Instant happy, just add pedophilia!

Award for discovering new horizons of creepy-crazy

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underverse #fundie mmo-champion.com

That being said, pedophilia is still something that should be legalized. Bonobo mothers use it to calm their children when they're getting out of hand (unlike we humans, who use violence). Human morphology suggests a greater extent of this behavior due to our lowered sexual dimorphism and neotenous traits. If it's approached from a parenting practice and contrasted against the violent tactics we use now, I think it could gain acceptance, and rightly so. People have failed to divorce destructive pedophilia from benevolent pedophilia for too long. It's like conflating sex and rape. The logic is there, people just need to take a moment to consider it.

I am arguing that sexual interactions between adults and children should be acceptable under the premise that they are not inherently harmful interactions and indeed are likely to be less destructive than, for example, using violence to control children when they get out of hand.


Let me ask you. What is your end goal?

The goal is to shift people away from the chimpanzee-like violence-as-a-means-to-everything mindset that we've cultured over the last 15,000 years+, and towards the bonobo-like let's-just-love mindset. A lot of our problems, as a society, come from weak social support networks. Increasing pair bonding via sex will strengthen those networks, and in turn we will see a decline in violence and violent crime, bigotry, hatred, and a vast landscape of actually destructive behaviors.

You Fail Logic Forever

I Do Not Think "Logic" Means What He Thinks It Means...

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Andrew Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

Here is a growing list of logical contradictions in atheism:

* Atheists say they do not believe that any God or equivalent deity exists, but then are often hostile to Christians, as in censoring classroom prayer even when everyone wants to participate.

* Atheist often state that god does not exist, however there is much biblical evidence (which is infallible) which attests to the opposite conclusion.

* Atheists believe that all truths can be derived via reason and deny the efficacy of revelation

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"Worse than Vogon Poetry" Award

Heed Pharaoh's warning, folks.

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throwaway680603 #fundie redd.it

Submitter's Note: Truly abominable poetry ahead. NSFB. Read at own risk. Keep Brainbleach ready.

Oh chad are you playing games? Ecks dee you are so good!

You fix her computer Chad fucks her pooper

You treat her with class Chad is barring her ass

You bare your soul She is rimming chads asshole

You spent all night fixing her computer Chad spent 8 minutes bruising her crefix

You regale her with lit Chad's hammering her clit

You buy her a meal Chad cops him a good feel

You give up your seat She's sucking chad's meat

Ye Goode Olde Englisc Award

Thou shalt not try to use Early Modern English if thou knowest not how it worketh!

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chudur-budur #sexist reddit.com

St. Blops2cel said:

"O incels! Thou shalt not fucketh, the degenerate ones are the ones who shalt fucketh. But be not grave! countless whales from the lands (BBW) are waiting for them, with all their pendulous breasts and meats anointed with lards. Verily, the aged whores with the roasty vag shalt not be spared." -- The Holy BlackPill [6:82]

Sick Fuck Award

Just when you thought that it was physically impossible for incels to sink lower...

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Jawimplants #fundie lookism.net

[Red Pill] You're not a true incel if you're not willing to fuck this

[WARNING: Image redacted for being extremely disturbing. It is a female victim of a serial killer/lust killer. Click at your own risk.]

A Note to American Atheists

Don't Feed The Trolls

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Gary Cass #fundie defendchristians.org

As we enter the Christmas season, atheist groups are lining up again to bash Christianity.

A group called American Atheists purchased a billboard in New Jersey that shows a silhouette of the Three Wise Men approaching the Nativity. Underneath is written, “You KNOW it’s a Myth. This Season, Celebrate REASON!”

It’s interesting that this same hostility isn’t displayed against Muslims during Ramadan or towards Jews during their Holy Days.

Apparently the American Atheists are ignorant of the fact that history proves Christ’s birth is not a myth. Jesus is not only the promised Messiah, God born of human flesh, he is the crucified and risen Savior of the World. Over three hundred fulfilled biblical prophecies, corroborated by non-Christian sources and eyewitness testimony are stubborn facts atheists simply pretend aren’t there.

Atheists seem to hold a deep-seated, irrational resentment against Christmas and the joyous message of salvation that it declares. They are apparently too proud to admit their sin and need of a Savior, so they flee to “REASON.” Yet, their atheistic reasoning is so inconsistent and depressing.

I have always wondered why atheists spend money on billboards to try to persuade others of their position if they really believe their own ideology. According to honest atheists, if there is no God logic dictates there is no truth, right or wrong, or meaning.

Yet some atheists are compelled to live as if what they think is true, and that their lives actually do matter. It looks to me like they didn’t read their Nietzsche very closely and can’t live according to “REASON” after all.

Are you really want to famous in life...

...when you could really English in life instead?

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COURTMONEY #conspiracy forums.craigslist.org

Are you from a poor background, are you really want to be famous in life or do you want to become very rich in life, this is the chance
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The "some effing stupid opinions" Award.

Clearly there are some flaws in the implementation.

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expectingmom7 #fundie whattoexpect.com

This is a rather harsh statement! But I have come to realize a few things that have caused me to conclude that atheists in general (not all) have some effing stupid opinions.

Our Earth, the only one known so far to harbor real life forms like us human beings, is also the only one to harbor gravity. Without gravity we would be floating all around space. I do not think this is an accident. We were meant to habitate this earth, and also meant to stay put on this earth, which I think is the reason God implemented the use of Gravity.

All planets are in essence, suspended, in mid air. There is nothing technically holding us up. This is probably caused by magnetic poles. I do not think this is an accident. We also rotate around the sun which provides us with most of our basic needs we have become used to today.

I honestly do not understand how an atheist or non believer can believe that our existence is by chance. We are complex beings living in a compex world. A complex world that has only been explained to us by geinus scientists who have attempted to understand this complexity that surrounds us. Scientists cannot disprove God or any theory pertaining to him. They seek out to determine simple ways of how our existence came to be. EVOLUTION: A ****in flop..Sorry to who believes in this and the science mumbo jumbo that comes along with it.. we did not evolce from a single cell that developed into a million other complex cells that evenutally led us to evolve from apes. If so, I would surely expect apes to be continually evolving.
The Big Bang theory: this is an idiotic opinion and explanation of our existence. How on earth could our existence come to be from some big cosmic belch in the universe that somehow created all of this order? And besides that WHO created the first molecular cell that could cause such a belch? In our society we are generally used to the concept of architecht and constructor. We have nothing in existence that was not built. Why do people insist that our entire existence and universe is based upon a principle of no designer? That is completely idiotic, and this is why I think most atheists are effing idiots!!

Psychopathic Vanity Award

"I have body image issues, therefore, girls worldwide should have to grow up without their eyes."

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PorphyriosMalik #sexist np.reddit.com

BrokenIndigoCrayons recently made a thread entitled "95% of female newborns should be blinded by doctors" and I have to confess that I agree with him.

Usually that's the point where normies show up to "debate" us. They want to refute our "arguments" and react surprised when we accuse them of attacking us, "I'm not attacking or belittling you, we're just having a discussion".

But there is no debate to be had:

* I don't want to be laughed at.
* I don't want to be looked at with disgust.
* I don't want to be compared to Chad.
* I don't want to be afraid to go out in public.
* I don't want women to see me.

All of that (and some more) can be summed up in the sentence "Women should be blinded at birth".

These feelings are real. They are not up for discussion. You don't get to tell me what my lived experience is. You don't get to tell me how I am allowed to feel.

Arguing that me not wanting women to see me is not real, that me not wanting women to see me is not true, that me not wanting women to see me makes me a horrible person is not ok. There is no "just having a discussion", you are attacking and belittling me at every step of your stupid "arguments".

Are normies really so delusional that they cannot see how they are reinterpreting an expression of vulnerability and emotion as some kind of proposal for political action that must be debated and stopped? Don't they recognize that every step of these strawman discussions is about denying our incel experience?

Most of the "discussion" on this subreddit involves one person laying out their hurt and feelings while another person does his or her best to invalidate them one by one in the spirit of what he or she either believes or at least pretends to be believe to be a reasoned discussion. That's not how successful communication works.

Why you shouldn't be quick to call Poe

A followup to quote #123059

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop #fundie huffingtonpost.com

[Article Title: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Police]

Beezow explained that his first name represents “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.” Doo-doo “is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,” and Zopittybop-bop-bop “is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.”

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop appears to run a Facebook page that is full of images of himself and contains numerous anti-gay rants. [...] He’s now facing charges of malicious harassment and malicious mischief as well as 1st- and 3rd-degree assault in connection with the most recent arrest.

"My Immortal" Award

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Leviathon!

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Qweon Lee Drayton-Washington Sr. #fundie books.google.com

While in heaven God and his unit was running towards Lucifer to finish this once and for all. Lucifer seen God coming toward him so he rush towards God and use his power called blade of destruction. Out of Lucifer's sword came out this golden lighten blot and it killed about fifth-teen of God's men. God yelled to his men, "For victory or death!" God and Lucifer clashed their swords together thunder and lightening flashed through heaven's sky. With every blow that God and Lucifer swung the thunder got louder, the lightening got big and was in the sky longer. Deviceus finally seen Michel though all the fighting that was going on and he began dashing towards Michel yelling, "Today is your day to feel real pain Michel!" Michel heard Deviceus yelling at him so he slashed everyone that was in his way that he could get toward Deviceus. Deviceus got closer by the seconds to fight Michel and Michel said, "Brother the side you on will parish from this place come back to the father he would forgive you my brother." Deviceus said. "We aren't brothers no more you will die Michel for sins the new lord."

Michel said, "while die now my brother to victory or death." Tears began rolling down Michel's face as he started fighting his brother to stay alive. More angels were dieing and heaven looked like a city that was called Blood Bath with all the bodies lying around. God and Lucifer were still fighting cutting one other up in to pieces. Lucifer said to God, "You will lose today and lordship will be mines to hold and your life will be unpleasing for ever." God said to Lucifer. "Your life is what you made it Lucifer and victory shall be mines." God use his power called light of angels and out of his left hand came five bright halos that surrounded Lucifer. The halos began shining this great big light upon Lucifer and they were burning Lucifer's body. Lucifer use his power called black mist and charcoal black smoke smother around Lucifer. The halos blow up instantly when the smoke covered them. God use another power called tears of grace and it cleared up all the smoke that was around Lucifer. Lucifer use another power called knife of the fire and on his sword came this fire like balls heading toward God. The fireballs hit God in his chest and stomach and God fall to his knees. Lucifer said to God. "My Father there is no one that loves you more than me. we can stop this fighting now if you just say to me that I am the first and the last in heaven and on earth." God said to Lucifer. "Never will I say that to you because I am the first and last my child and for your miss love I can't give you nothing but the bottomless pit that you are given because of your disloyalty." Lucifer said. "Will your life shall be mines." Lucifer raise up his sword over his head to finish off God and swung it down to cut God's head off his shoulders. Lucifer's came close to cut God's head off, it got so close where it was at God's neck, but God blocked Lucifer's sword with his sword. Lucifer pressed his sword hard towards God's neck; there was blood dripping and slowly pouring down Lucifer's sword. God looked around and he seen that it looked like his army was losing the fight until a glow shoot up in heaven's sky. God pushed Lucifer's sword from off his neck and began fighting Lucifer with rage in his eyes. Lucifer felt every bone-crashing blow that God swung at him so he yelled at his army, "We lost retreat back to hell!" Deviceus said, "While Michel you got lucky this time but next time you will see death.' Deviceus used this power called joke is on you and Deviceus disappeared in this dark smoke. Lucifer and his army retreated back to hell and Lucifer said to God as he was leaving heaven, "Jehovah I will be back!" God said. "And I will be waiting."

"Inappropriate Anthropomorphisation" Award

Chad vs. Incel: The (literal) cockfight.

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Anonymous Coward #sexist godlikeproductions.com

Alpha/Chad wins even when odds are against him. The sad tale of a Beta/Incel Rooster

Ok. This story is real and it goes to show that Chad and Incel types transcend species.

My 5 year old Chad/Alpha rooster recently had surgery and has been recovering slowly.

Anyway, Beta/Incel rooster (normally painfully passive and cuck-like over the years; he's almost a damn hen) has been successfully fighting him for top spot, making Chad cry/scream/run away and generally trying to avoid combat.

Don't get me wrong folks, I don't let fighting occur and I stop it as soon as I see it.

So I've been sort of mourning Chad's loss, but today I realized he hasn't lost anything. The top hen refuses to follow Incel/ Beta - even though he's been "winning"...In fact, Alpha Rooster with his Alpha Hen have been closer than ever, as she cleans and preens him, and therefore, no-one in the flock is really following Beta - even though he's been winning the fights.

So cuck-beta rooster wannabe alpha is in a wierd position and is a rooster without any real respect...no hens will let him near to mount or do anything, as they all hang out with recovery Chad. So...there is a bit of a leadership vacuum til it all gets properly sorted out.

I suspect when Alpha/Chad is fully recovered, he's gonna beat the living shit out of Beta; beta will be relieved and go back to acting like the hen that he is deep inside (he actually makes really nice nests for the real hens) and all will be well...

My conclusion: Beta's/Incels need to remain betas/Incels. Even when they have a chance at being Chad, they simply don't have Chad-ness.

TL;DR Award

But I think everyone needs to read this homocidal lunatic's manifesto in order to truly understand and argue against this kind of murderous ideology and its adherents

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Anders Behring Breivik #conspiracy info.publicintelligence.net

(These quotes are all taken from Anders Behring Breivik's manifesto, 2083: A Declaration Of European Independence)

As we all know, the root of Europe's problems is the lack of cultural self-confidence (nationalism). Most people are still terrified of nationalistic political doctrines thinking that if we ever embrace these principles again, new “Hitler’s” will suddenly pop up and initiate global Armageddon... Needless to say; the growing numbers of nationalists in W. Europe are systematically being ridiculed, silenced and persecuted by the current cultural Marxist/multiculturalist political establishments. This has been a continuous ongoing process which started in 1945. This irrational fear of nationalistic doctrines is preventing us from stopping our own national/cultural suicide as the Islamic colonization is increasing annually. This book presents the only solutions to our current problems.

You cannot defeat Islamisation or halt/reverse the Islamic colonization of Western Europe without first removing the political doctrines manifested through multiculturalism/cultural Marxism…

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Political/Democratic/Apologistic Jihad (Rhetorical/psychological warfare)

Thousands of active Islamic apologetics on all arenas (ranging from internet forums to the public debate elsewhere). Their primary goal is to discredit, pacify and silence all whom criticise Islam and Demographic Jihad.

Objectives:
1. Terminate European freedom of speech by replacing it with hate-crime bills.
2. Wage a war of words using charismatic individuals who directly or indirectly promote
and defend Islam.
3. Engage the European public in dialogues, discussions, and debates in colleges, universities, public libraries, radio, TV, churches and mosques on the virtues of Islam. Proclaim how it is historically another peaceful religion like Judaism and Christianity with the same monotheistic faith.
4. Nominate Muslim sympathisers to political office to bring about favourable legislation toward Islam and support potential sympathisers by block voting.
5. Take control of as much of the press, TV, radio and the Internet as possible by buying the related corporations or a controlling stock.

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Christianity has increasingly become perceived as being linked by some, to a bygone culture, having already lost its political direction, cohesion, and influence. The wall that both Martin Luther and Thomas Jefferson spoke of has switched, in modern times it is no longer a means by which the Church defends its rights and position over the state, as in pre-modern times, but rather how the state increases its power over the Church.

Historically there have always been tensions between the powers secular and the powers religious, which in times gone by through the prides of men resulted in out right conflict between the two; however, with the emergence of the modern secular state and its incumbent ‘ideology of reason’. This ‘wall’, has become the means via which the state has secured power away from the church and is challenging the identity of Christians as well. Attacking our beliefs and values and presenting modern liberal alternatives in short all that makes us who we are as Christians by presenting alternatives with the assumption that these alternatives are better and the polemical engagement of the ‘enlightenment’ elite. The Liberal Moderns command the heights of the wall. This process is called differentiation: where the state, driven by the ‘ideology of reason’, ‘the religion of humanity’, or more simply - Liberal Modernity, seized what were once church roles. This forced conversion of society has pushed the Christian faith back into a metaphysical box, where some argued it would die an irrelevant death. Such as speculated by Marx and others, and assumed by Nietzche!

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Mapping the enemy (definitions):
Traditional Marxists, cultural Marxists, suicidal humanists, career cynicists and capitalist globalists – all support and propagate multiculturalism Proving each individuals real intention is a complicated process as most of today’s cultural Marxists disguise their true agenda by using humanistic principles and rhetoric (at least publicly) as a basis for justifying their actions. However, we know that a good portion of them (more than 30% of our opposition) use this smoke screen of humanist deception to hide their hatred for everything European.

What complicates this process further is the fact that the ongoing European civil war is not a class war but a cultural war. Motives are overlapping and old definitions are outdated. The old fundamental definitions were nationalists vs. communists, or socialists vs. capitalists. Many of today’s multiculturalists are capitalists and some of today’s cultural conservatives support a very solidaric economical system. More or less every humanist/social democrat etc. is a multiculturalist as they support liberal political mechanics such as family reunification and asylum arrangements which again facilitates Islamic demographical warfare. Some of these individuals are true humanists and just extremely naive, yet others are just hiding behind humanist rhetoric and really want to destroy European culture, traditions, identity, Christendom and national sovereignty.

An estimate showing the opponents of cultural conservative doctrines (antinationalists):

- Hardcore Marxists: 10% (hateful intentions)
- Cultural Marxists: 20% (semi hateful intentions)
- Suicidal Humanists/career cynicists: 65% (suicidally naive/egotistical)
- Capitalist globalists: 5% (greed) 100% of the above support and propagate multiculturalism

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To qualify to act as a ”Justiciar Knight” the individual has to pledge the Knights Templar oath by completing the “Initiation Rite” (see: The PCCTS, Knights Templar Oath – Initiation Rite) and swear to follow the principles of the PCCTS, to protect the interests of all free, indigenous Europeans, European cultures and Christendom in general through armed struggle. Choosing the path of the Justiciar Knight is to walk the path in pursuit of becoming “The Perfect Knight”. Any candidate prepared to walk this road must be willing to forfeit his materialistic ambitions and embrace voluntary poverty and martyrdom. The Order and Tribunal has concluded that any and all Europeans have not just a right, but a duty to resist through political and military means; cultural Marxist/multiculturalist atrocities and crimes committed against the indigenous peoples of Europe. As such, any European Christian conservative can act as a Justiciar Knight. This includes Christian agnostics and Christian atheists. Although the PCCTS, Knights Templar is a pan European indigenous rights movement we give all Europeans, regardless of skin colour, the opportunity to become a Justiciar Knight as long as the individual is either a Christian, Christian agnostic or a Christian atheist. The European Military & Criminal Tribunal, PCCTS, request that any and all Justiciar Knights of Europe; identify and effectuate punishment for category A and B traitors - cultural Marxist/multiculturalist individuals for the violations specified and included in this document; charges 1 – 8.

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In order to wake up the masses, the only rational approach will be to make sure the current system implodes. This will cause a lot of short term pain; cut in welfare payouts, increased unemployment even starvation in extreme cases. The bulk of our people will refuse to join resistance movements because they feel they have too much to lose. They have invested several years and a lot of resources in long educations and most people have mortgages/loans which they have no choice but to attend to. Many receive exceptional government incentives to stay “loyal” to the system. All of these responsibilities and incentives cause a symbiosis between the victims (people) and the exterminator (regime) to a degree where we have a collective mass-scale “Stockholm syndrome” (sympathies and loyalty to captor). Our objective is to break these bonds and this can only be achieved through contributing to creating a scenario where the antiEuropean hate ideology we wish to destroy perishes/implodes or dies from a thousand cuts. For every successful operation a new cut is applied and will contribute to this ideology’s demise. Wiping out Marxism in Europe will take us 30-70 years but we will succeed eventually. Every effort counts, have no doubt about that.

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Once you decide to strike, it is better to kill too many than not enough, or you risk reducing the desired ideological impact of the strike. Explain what you have done (in an announcement distributed prior to operation) and make certain that everyone understands that we, the free peoples of Europe, are going to strike again and again. Do not apologise, make excuses or express regret for you are acting in self-defence or in a preemptive manner. In many ways, morality has lost its meaning in our struggle. The question of good and evil is reduced to one simple choice. For every free patriotic European, only one choice remains: Survive or perish. Some innocent will die in our operations as they are simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. Get used to the idea. The needs of the many will always surpass the needs of the few.

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The PCCTS, Knights Templar Oath – Initiation Rite [The candidate kneels in front of the altar, while reading the oath out loudly] I, ________, of my own free will and accord, in the presence of Almighty God, the spirits of my ancestors and past martyrs, do hereby and hereon most solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, from now and forever, that I will hail, respect and obey the principles of the PCCTS, Knights Templar. I furthermore promise and swear that I will stand to and abide by all laws, rules and regulations of the Military Order and Criminal Tribunal - PCCTS, Knights Templar. Further, that I will always aid and assist fellow Justiciar Knights, their widows and orphans, knowing them to be such, as far as their necessities may require, and my ability permit, without material injury to myself and family. Further, that I will keep a brother Justiciar Knight secrets inviolable, when communicated to and received by me as such. I declare to take freely and solemnly this oath of obedience, this pledge of voluntary poverty and commitment. With this oath I state my strong and irrevocable intent: To pledge my sword, my forces, my life and everything that I own to the cause, defence, honour of my country and of Europe, my people, the Christian religion, of the PCCTS, Knights Templar and of my companions in arms; to the rescue of my country and of Europe as a whole from the tyranny of Marxist and Islamic oppression. To love my brothers the Knights and my Sisters the Ladies and help them, their children and their widows with my sword, my advice, means and wealth, my credit and everything in my power, and will favour them, with no exception, over those who are not members of the order. To fight the infidels and the non-believers with my example, virtue, charity and convincing arguments; and to fight with the sword the infidels and non-believers who attack the Cross with their own sword.

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Creating patriotic youth movements in phase 1 How can we expect to safeguard our societies against cultural Marxism and Islam in the future (say in 2,3,4,5 decades from now) when Western Europe does not even have any well organised patriotic youth groups? Patriotic youth groups (also referred to as street activists) are the back bone of the resistance and the creation of such political entities should be a primary goal. An intellectual club (consisting of older professionals) who rejects the notion of offering political and intellectual guidance to the youths of the society will have limited impact. A large majority of the current European conservative intellectuals are cowards and unwilling to take responsibility. If they had taken responsibility they would have started to develop a Conservative Revolutionary Movement and/or several patriotic youth movements. If the “anti-Islamisation/anti-totalitarian organisations” refuse to start their own youth groups and start recruitment of patriotic youth then the so called totalitarian-minded, racist or criminal organisations such as Hells Angels will (as we are witnessing today). And when the time comes there will be one impotent “politically correct” intellectual club “without anyone who can physically protect it and its doctrines from “Marxist/Muslim lynch mobs” as most of the youths have been recruited by the other “competing” patriotic alternatives.

Freaky Fantasy Award

For those who's fantasies are just plain freaky

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cocopea9052 #fundie rr-bb.com

I want to see that in real life, in real time! Beautiful picture Steve! When we see Jesus we are all going to be bawling our eyes out Chicken, you won't be alone! I'm just going to take mine out of their sockets, give them to Jesus and ask him to wipe them dry, then pop then back in so I can see.

Prince Choosy, Prince Choosy:

Don't you ever – don't you ever – lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

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Sadness #sexist incels.me

If a girl breaches one of these red flags, then she is unfit for marriage. Be ruthless, don't rationalize or become desperate. MGTOW is preferable to a shitty marriage.

alcohol, tobacco, drug addiction (or use, ever (excluding alcohol, light drinker preferred) marijuana usage (ever),, binge shopping, debt, declining credit cards (ever), talking to ex’s all the time, friend zoning lots of random guys to keep as orbiters, Tattoos, abnormal piercings, short hair (like a boy’s), neon-colored hair, being blatantly manipulative, high-doses of entitlement or grandiosity, high-doses of self entitlement, criminal record that isn’t minor crimes, narcissistic or bipolar disorder, STDs or terminal illnesses, trivial things enrage her, drama queen, brain incapacity to distinguish between intentional and unintentional actions, likes to go out all the time without you, not with friends but to get attention/validation from strangers, doesn’t care if you orgasm, only cares for her own, depressive, problem-creator, gas-lighter impulsiveness, passive-aggressiveness or avoiding conflict to the point where they lie and hide things from you, neglectful / abusive parents, childhood abuse, seeing a psychiatrist, having only male friend, having a lack of female friends, using powerful words in the wrong context (exaggerated) ‘molest’/‘oppress’/‘torture’/‘rape’/'genocide’/‘abuse’/‘illegal’, doesn’t do you any sexual favors/desires except for the position she wants, inability to hold down a job or laziness, control freak, health freak, highly OCD (gets pissed that you left a glass somewhere or you didn’t clean something small and trivial), highly emotional, engages in gossip, oddly skilled at sex, dudes seem to recognize her everywhere and are all friendly & shit, doesn’t care when you try to bareback her, says she likes dancing but can’t do any ACTUAL dances aside from grinding like a degenerate, commitment issues, never views problems as her fault, her promises are flexible, her explanations don’t add up, doesn’t show appreciation, lack of humility, speaks ill of exes, doesn’t know how to cook, listens to rap or emulates black pop culture, nonreligious, remembers offenses and uses it as ammunition, constantly bored and always wants something new, big difference between how she treats you in public vs in private, alpha widowed, rape claims in the past, at any point admits to destroying an ex's belongings, bad/nonexistent relationship with father, has ever taken part in an anti-Trump protest, lying to others, especially during phone calls, frequent clubbing, getting wasted, plastic surgery, makeup, cheating, non faithful in the past, single mom, divorcee, has ever used Tinder / online dating, fucked her within the first few months (6 month grace period), you haven't met her family after 2 months, any type of sex worker, slutty friends, high amount of male friends or surrounds herself with gay bffs, she was in a sorority, she gives an amazing blowjob like a pro, her mother is a whale, she physically strikes you in any manner that is not playful, doesn't want to be seen with you, high partner count, frequently shows up late or blows you off, makes a scene in public, she’s ever had a one night stand, ‘it was just one drunken night in college', victim mentality, black or green nail polish, house/bedroom isn’t clean, disowned by her family, her ex-boyfriends are always hanging around, she came out of a long term abusive relationship with some asshole, giving ultimatums, She is mean to random people, She boasts that she can’t “get along” with other girls, or claims that other girls ‘hate’ her, She constantly talks shit about her best friends, She has no friends, She posts about how she “hates guys”, feminism or extreme far-left views, overly protective of her phone, you met her at work, she asks “how much do you make”, she takes pride in ‘being one of the guys’, traveled solo around the world after college, irresponsibility, avoiding duties, She is younger than 18 years old, She is older than 25 years old, She is older than you, She isn’t a virgin, She isn’t very beautiful, She must be feminine, The idea of being a traditional stay-at-home mother must appeal to her no matter how unrealistic, She must be highly religious and she must opt out of certain acts solely because God commanded her to. There are millions of girls in America who “believe in God” but do drugs/lie/cheat and have countless sexual partners, Make sure she is authentic about wanting a family and to be a good wife and mother. I don’t see the point in getting married if you’re not going to pop two children out of her soon afterwards. Unless she just wants sex. No rush until she wants children.

Most Aptly Named Site Ever

And that's quite enough of this guy, he'll be getting flushed for a while.

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coconut #sexist whygodwhy.org

[About getting arrested for threatening to murder a teenage girl:]

The only reason why I got arrested was that I was stupid enough to co-operate with the police (a mistake I will never repeat). I told them that I knew the girl and that's when they first got her real name. I wasn't even arrested initially. I was called for a meeting and was arrested when I told the cops her name. That's what I mean by telling the truth. I mistakenly believed that these police officers had brains and decency when they had neither.

None of these cops wanted to help me get a gf and the female judge didn't want to fuck me. Despite my numerous complaints, affidavits and protests, even going as far as to protest naked with a drum, they've not yet been punished for this. Nor were my parents. All of these criminals are walking free.

I now see the story with that girl as a greater tragedy than I saw it before. The tragedy isn't so much my missed chance with her or my arrest, but the fact that I didn't kill her. It would have probably been better if I did. She was just a single person. If I were ever to take up arms many people might die. I prefer this to not happen, but I don't see a way out. I have no money to move abroad and no Western woman wants a decent man.

The "Legalist" Award

Because freedom is only for privledged or protected classes

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Brian Brown #fundie queerty.com

President Obama's announcement Wednesday that he will refuse to do his job when it comes to the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is part of this stunning pattern of rejecting the democratic process. Obama said that his administration would not defend the law in legal challenges because it is unconstitutional but that it would continue to enforce the law selectively. This is incomprehensible and incoherent, except in nakedly political terms. The president is using his power to do what he – and his base – wants.

Particularly egregious is Obama's unilateral declaration that homosexuals are a specially protected class under the Constitution and that this is the reason DOMA is unconstitutional. But the Constitution does not directly say so. Congress has passed no such law. Nor has the Supreme Court ever said that homosexual people are a protected class.

You may wish it was a Poe

But it isn't.

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Mohammed Yusuf #fundie news.bbc.co.uk

In an interview with the BBC, the group's leader, Mohammed Yusuf, said such education "spoils the belief in one god".

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"There are prominent Islamic preachers who have seen and understood that the present Western-style education is mixed with issues that run contrary to our beliefs in Islam," he said.

"Like rain. We believe it is a creation of god rather than an evaporation caused by the sun that condenses and becomes rain.

"Like saying the world is a sphere. If it runs contrary to the teachings of Allah, we reject it. We also reject the theory of Darwinism."

Incel Paradox Award

"Females are whores because they won't fuck just anybody"

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SaintElliot #fundie reddit.com

Even if we escape inceldom we will be cucks unless we become uber chads

This post aims at answering all the questions there is like:

Why is female nature evil on default?

Why are all females whores?

Why are all normies cucks and delusional?

Why self-improvement isn't worth it if we can't become uber chad?

What is the best endgame for incels?

16-year-old fat girls have had over 10 sex partners. Females in this day and age are now starting to have sex at ages as early as 12. There can never be any female incels. You can't compare male and female sexuality. Females will most of the time lie about their sex partners or find a beta cuck that will accept this bullshit. No matter what they say to you. Your future wife or LTR will have had 20-50 cocks inside her. Every female can get chad in this day and age while we incels can't get shit. This is an injustice and a travesty. You could spend your entire life doing the self-improvement normie meme getting legit surgeries or even be born an 8/10. It won't matter anyway unless you are uber chad she will have had more partners than you. Unless you are uber chad like the top 0.01% you will get cucked either way. We have to do all that self-improvement stuff to get a chance at a long term GF or wife and to be cucked. Why is it like that? Why do men don't have that many partners but females do? Simple because the 80/20 rule is true. 80% of females share 20% of chads and give the pathetic normie beta cucks a bit of sex so the system and their monopoly keeps working.

Females hit the wall from age 30-40 they then will come to you to beta provide for them and marry them. It's gonna happen all you have to do is stay alive for the next 12-20 years and you will see. The worst part is she will be less attractive, and fertile and expire at light speed right each year till about age 50 when she hits menopause.

Females divorce out of anger because the chad they fucked in high school or in college never married them. So they will look for a bluepilled beta cuck and beta provider. The bluepilled moron is a guy she was friends with in her prime in highschool or college or she grew up with but never dated or fucked because she never liked him sexually. She will say why we never dated back then and all that female manipulation stuff that comes so easily to them due to their evil nature. Then she will give out low-quality blowjobs and sex. They will marry and have kids, she will take out her frustration out on him for not being chad, starting arguments, with-holding sex, making more demands. Even cheating on him adding to the cucking. They will divorce and she will get the kids the house and part of the pension, maybe even alimony. Evil female nature at work again. Society has been manipulated in their favor they can get away with all of it and they will be rewarded for it. You guys can thank feminism for that.

The best part is you will hate yourself, for only being able to fuck females and have options when they are past their prime. That time in highschool or college when she was in class smiling or giggling it was chad she was texting. The reason females don't make these demands is because chad is in demand. If she starts asking for commitment. Chad might decide to, choose another girl who will join his harem. So these girls, don't wanna lose out on the good sex, along with a short-term exciting relationship. Notice in their peak years of 11-16 girls aren't demanding chads give them commitment. If you do end up with post-wall female just fuck and leave them. Just don't marry them or have LTR's with them. If you do you are a cuck and they win.

That's, why post wall females biggest complaint, is men not wanting to marry and cheating. The true reason for this is that chads know the truth deep down and aren't as moronic as the bluepilled hordes of normie idots. Ex-chads know the truth deep down.

What do you guys think prime whores do at this very moment? Most likely they are:

Texting different Chads.

Sucking the cock of some Chad.

Getting pounded by some Chad.

Being in the gym doing fitness-work drooling at Chad's.

Being drunk flirting with Chad.

Getting gangbanged by Chads.

Checking her Tinder for new Chads.

Other online dating searching for more Chads.

Eating meatballs and potatoes and phoning with Chad.

And this has gone on since she was 12 every single fucking day over and over and over again.

Meanwhile, at any point during the day you are:

LDAR'ing

Thinking of ways to kill yourself

Even if you come to terms with being a cuck. She won't even love you or enjoy sleeping with you. You can't compare female and male sex. Females only want Chad, so yeah the 5/10 female had sex with 50 guys. but only 5 times she enjoyed it. Which makes it pretty even to a regular 5/10 guy, because he probably has a 100% enjoyment quote when getting laid. This is why finding a wife or LTR is pointless. She won't even enjoy having sex with you not that it matters. She will always think of chad.

All females are such big whores that the regular normie would most likely kill himself if he learned the truth. This is where their coping delusional explanation comes from: Only a few girls are whores like that. These are mental mechanisms that protect their already lackluster sanity. This is why normies and females feel so threatened by incel ideology. Normies feel threatened by anything that goes against their worldview/ideology to protect themselves and females are threatened by it because they are afraid they will be exposed. Only a moron would get married in this day and age since all females are whores. Rape is better than becoming a cuck like all the normie men are destined to.

Now guys listen to me closely. Never marry any female ever. Don't get them pregnant don't have an LTR with them. It is not worth jumping all the hoops and self-improving just to be cucked. Just get a virginal wife abroad. This is the best option for incels. /u/fschmidt was right. He was right all along. About modern society and that even if we succeed at it that we will be just as bad as the normies. Even if we succeed we will be cucks.

Doing anything else like settling with a post prime female while she is in decline beauty, youth and fertility wise is beyond moronic. Something she gave away at almost no cost to men she really liked. The only reason she wants marriage from you is because she is getting less attractive and the quality of men courting her gets less in quality and quantity. If she wanted marriage she would have gotten it. If she tried hard enough she could have found a chad to commit during her prime. Not when she is post wall. Normies invest into a declining prospect, when other men got her during her prime years. Females never asked those men for much resources or commitment. But here we have a post wall females making more demands when she has less value. During those peak years she never made those demands to the chads she truly wanted.

I hate every human with a vagina with the very core of my being.

Patrick Scrivener

Back, Batshit, and still TL;DR as ever

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Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy reformation.org

Francis Cabot Lowell was the "Father" of the U.S. textile industry. A graduate of Harvard College, Lowell, Massachusetts, is named after him.

Francis Cabot Lowell was descended from the Pilgrim Fathers who reestablished Israel in 1620. Abraham Lincoln was just one of the "Chosen People" who are descended from the illustrious pioneers of Israel in the Wilderness.

Francis Cabot Lowell was the "Father" of the U.S. textile industry which launched the U.S. Industrial Revolution.

He was the Nikola Tesla of the textile industry.

Unfortunately, no image exists of the pioneer of U.S. industry because he was poisoned by the British Secret Service at the young age of 42.

His beloved wife Hannah also succumbed to the poison cup, leaving her husband with 4 young children.

One of the resident British Secret Service agents in Boston at that time was named Kirk Boott. Boott became very close "friends" with the Lowells.

Paul Moody was a brilliant mechanic who designed the first all under one roof power loom factory in the world.

Cotton went in on one side and finished fabric emerged on the other side. It was a quantum leap over any factory in Britain.

Even though he was a devout Christian, he didn't know that the name JOSHUA of Nazareth was the antidote to every kind of poison.

Here is a report of the death of Paul Moody from a very rare biography of Francis Cabot Lowell:

In Lowell he developed the system of leather belts and pulleys to power the machines throughout the factory, replacing the shaft and gear system imported from Britain. His mechanical wizardry is credited for the efficiency and profitability of the Waltham and Lowell factories. He married Susannah Morill of Amesbury, who bore him five children. There is a Moody Street in Waltham and one in Lowell. Paul Moody stayed close to his roots. He believed in public education for boys and girls and was charitable to those less fortunate than himself. On the morning of July 5, 1831, he felt ill. By afternoon he was desperately sick and was dead the following day. He was fifty-four years old and was buried in the family tomb in Byfield. (Rosenberg, The Life and Times of Francis Cabot Lowell, 1775–1817, p. 311).

Indeed the poison cup was overflowing at the birth of the U.S. Industrial Revolution.

The Lowell factory was a "city set on a hill"

The Lowell factory–built by the Chosen People–was indeed a city set on a hill (Matthew 5:14). When the mill opened, girls from the surrounding farms flocked to work there. The New England girls made most of the clothes for their growing families and they were very adept at working the homespun loom.

The Lowell mill was built to show the rest of the world how a factory should be operated.

Unlike the Dickensian sweatshops in Britain, no children were forced to work there.

Most of the girls worked there for about 5 years, and then married, so that they could increase the population of the Chosen People.

The Lowell mill girls were so productive that after 5 years they could pay off any debts on their parents' farms and and also support them in old age.

After their period of employment ended, most of them chose the career that the Almighty ordained for them, namely having children and taking care of the household.

The "workers paradise" did not last long because tares soon joined the wheat.

Sarah George Bagley was a British Secret Service agent sent to stop production at the mill.

Sarah the spy led the first strike in 1836.

Today, the country's first textile factory, which revolutionized U.S. industry, is now a MUSEUM.

By 1850, the New England mill girls began to be replaced by Papal Irish fleeing the famine in that country. That was the real reason why the ancestors of the Kennedys came to this country. There was also an influx of Papal French Canadians from Quebec. It was all downhill from that time onward for the garment industry.

The mill closed in 1930, and was turned into a MUSEUM in 1978. At that time the building was occupied by the Salvation Army which is a cover for the British Secret Service.


[...]

The Pemberton Mill disaster was a precursor to 9/11

From the very beginning, Britannia declared an all out war on all the New England textile mills.

The Pemberton Mill was a large factory in Lawrence, Massachusetts, which collapsed without warning on January 10, 1860, in what is likely "the worst industrial accident in Massachusetts history" and "one of the worst industrial calamities in American history." An estimated 145 workers were killed and 166 injured.

The Pemberton Mill, built in 1853, was a five story building 280 feet long and 84 feet wide. Its chief engineer was Charles H. Bigelow, and its construction was financed by John A. Lowell, and his brother-in-law, J. Pickering Putnam, at a cost of $850,000, "a fortune for those times." John A. Lowell was a nephew of Francis Cabot Lowell.

During a financial panic in 1857, Lowell and Putnam sold the mill to George Howe and David Nevins, Sr. for a $350,000 loss. The new owners jammed more machinery into their factory attempting to boost its profits. The mill ran with great success, earning $1,500,000 per year, and had 2,700 spindles and 700 looms in operation at the time of the disaster.

On January 10, 1860, the 5 story Pemberton textile mill collapsed like the Twin Towers.

One of the 2 owners, David C. Nevins, was a British Secret Service agent.

600 people were employed at the mill, with 145 killed and 166 injured.

An account of that tragedy, written right after the event, just stated that the mill was DESTROYED but didn't state who did it:

The DESTRUCTION of the Pemberton Mills at Lawrence, with its attendant appalling loss of life, and injury to the living, is an event calamitous beyond precedent in the list of American casualties, and has stirred the public heart to its swiftest pulsations of sympathy and grief. The memorable scenes of that terrible night at Lawrence, can never be effaced from the minds of those who witnessed them, while the thrilling records of the events given to the world have met and bedewed the eyes of millions. (An Authentic History of the Lawrence Tragedy, Embracing a Description of the Pemberton Mill, p. 5).

The building was solidly constructed and that probably saved the lives of the rest of the employees. The sudden collapse of the building, with the loss of all the state of the art textile machinery, was a horrible act of industrial sabotage.

Second Grader Science Award

Density = Weight / Dumbass

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Skizzy911 #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Gravity isn't real.

Gravity is complete made up bullshit, things fall because of density, everything is either more dense or less dense than air.

I mean floating is explained by density, not gravity. Gravity said fuck it, IDK why things float, take it over density.

How can planets have gravity just because of their mass? It doesn't make any sense, have you ever seen any other big object have gravity, even the slightest bit?

Also how can things grow upward if there is gravity? It doesn't make any sense even from an evolutionary standpoint, at what point did evolution decide to say fuck gravity, I'm gonna conquer it and grow upwards instead?

Also why is gravity different depending on the weight of the object? Do heavy objects have more 'gravity'? No, they have more density. You can create a massive balloon, kilometers wide, and fill it with helium and it will float, even tho the balloon itself can weight tons, it will float just the same as a small balloon. However a needle will never start floating, even tho it weights next to nothing.

Why do ships float on water? A ship weights a lot, however if it is hollow inside it will float because it is not dense anymore, and if you fill it with water it will not sink because of the extra weight, it will sink because of the extra density.

There is only electromagnetism and density, no gravity.

The 'Right Side of Truth' Award

That's political Right mind you.

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Chrissy Satterfield #fundie wnd.com

[Regarding the vandalism of athiest billboard in North Carolina]

I would like to extend my deepest thanks to the man or woman responsible for this vandalism. I appreciate the action you took. Thank you for reminding me that I'm not alone. It took a lot of guts to do what you did – and the fact that you haven't stepped forward to take credit makes you a hero. It shows everyone that you are more devoted to the message than you are to the spotlight. I encourage you to keep your cover. Don't give the secular world a reason to call your name; instead, let them call for our God.

I also need to extend a thank you to some people in Sacramento and Detroit. In February, 10 atheist billboards were defaced in the Golden State and a slew of atheist bus ads were vandalized in Detroit. My dose of honesty this week: I am not happy that vandalism seems to be the only way to get an atheist's attention. I'm happy that I can count on other Christians to stand up for themselves and for Christians everywhere. It gives me hope.

2016 FSTDT Awards

Nominees and Candidates

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The Nominations fstdt.net

Here are the candidates and nominaitons for the 2016 FSTDT Awards!

Thanks to everyone who made nominations! Also special thanks to my husband and Pharaoh Bastethotep for their help doing tl;dr snippets of the quotes

When casting your votes on quotes — for either a Fundie of the Year candidate or for a Quote of the Year nomination — remember that the snippets provided here are intended to be a convenience giving you a general gist of what the quotes are about. If you decide to vote for a particular quote, then you should first click its quote-number link and read the original quote in its entirety to make sure you don't have any second thoughts. It is also a wise idea to consider your second pick as well and read its full quote too before casting your final vote: if you change your mind after voting, your vote will not get to change with it. All votes are final with the exception of typos or similar errors. If you find yourself equally torn between two or more candidates, then you should definitely always read their full quotes before deciding!

You don't have to cast a vote on everything up for vote. You may abstain from as many or as few things as you like, but remember that you lose your abstained vote; you cannot use it as an "extra" vote somewhere else.

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[font=sans-serif]Religious fundie of the year[/font]

• David J Stewart – #122928: Leviticus selectivity, shellfish ok, gehs bad
• Sassy – #122088: "I flew in a plane what is different between that space and the space higher up? Where did Jesus go to when he was seen ascending into heaven? If Space is above the clouds where is heaven? You see there is a difference between Man and God the heavens above and heaven"
• cmdrjones – #121628: "Atheists have constitutional rights by being citizens, but by denying the existence of a creator no one with two brain cells to run together would trust that they would respect anyone else's rights. So, they simply should never be afforded political power... What with their miserable track record and so on. "
• kingjameswriter1965 – #122435: "Now they claim they can use this hadron collider to bring forth the Devil and all his fallen ones."
• Mack Major – #118255: "People who come from a voodoo or an old southern hoodoo background know about spirit husbands. These are actual spirit entities that become attached to a woman through ungodly sexual and spiritual activity."
• Catholic Nationalist – #117704: "Catholicism is objectively the coolest religion. So cool in fact that the word cool is not nearly sufficient. What other religion allows you to literally eat God every day?"
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[font=sans-serif]Right-wing fundie of the year[/font]

• Abolish Abortion Florida – #121877: "The political committee Abolish Abortion Florida (AAFL) has launched a ballot initiative to amend the state's constitution to punish abortion as capital murder."
• Donald Trump – #122148: [Donald's twitter tirades are, mercifully, already auto-summarized by Twitter's 144-character limit, but they are too numerous to list; we'll do a short vote on picking one if he wins. –shy]
• Jim (Jim's Blog) – #120562: "We should protect our gays from Muslims and kill them ourselves."
• Roosh Valizadeh – #120431: "Punish Trump haters with your cock: Besides the punitive element of withholding your cock from a Trump hater, we can also look at it from a time-saving perspective. If you are masculine, you simply won’t connect naturally with a feminist who hates Trump."
• Students Against a Democratic Society – #116770: "We’ve done slavery (Issue 3), we’ve done lynching (Issue 11) – well, we haven’t done them, but you know what I mean."
• The Last Trump – #118465: "[Appeals Court Rules in Favor of Virginia Transboy Who Sued School District to Use Men’s Restroom] THIS, is one of the biggest issues of our time!? Sort of reminds you of Nero fiddling while Rome burned doesn't it?"
• Vox Day – #121392: "TL;DR: The Alt Right is a Western ideology that believes in science, history, reality, and the right of a genetic nation to exist and govern itself in its own interests."
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[font=sans-serif]Left-wing fundie of the year[/font]

• nikkipotnik420 – #120947: "You defend trans 'women' because its just another way for men to force women to coddle males and put them before our own needs and its transparant as fuck."
• Mark Carey, et al. – #117469: "Feminist glaciology is rooted in, and combines, both feminist science studies and postcolonial science studies to meaningfully shift present-day glacier and ice sciences."
• Johan Nygren – #118613: "Diagnoses are the contemporary equivalent of racial biology. [...] It’s ADHD and bipolarity and schizophrenia and autism was used to legitimize wage slavery"
• University of Capetown Students – #122204: "They believe that [...] you are able to send lightning to strike someone. So, can you explain that scientifically" [Response: "It's not true."] "What you're trying to do is collapse the space and make it antagonizing, which we will not allow. This is a progressive space for people to say their opinions."
• National Union of Students – #118198: "The National Union of Students’ LGBT Campaign has passed a motion calling for the abolition of representatives for gay men – because they 'don’t face oppression' in the LGBT community."
• Aysegul Gurbuz (Labour Party Moonbat) – #118102: "If it wasn't for my man Hitler these Jews would've wiped Palestine years ago. Sorry but it's a fact. [...] Not hating on Jews btw"
• Bailey – #117389: "It’s not irresponsible behavior to not tell someone you have hiv [...] It’s not irresponsible to have sex with somebody without telling them."
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[font=sans-serif]Conspiracy theorist of the year[/font]

• GLP Anonymous Cowards – #122457: "DO NOT GIVE IN AND MASTURBATE BEFORE THE ELECTION. It will lower your core energy to the lower chakra levels where that the demonic scum need the population to reside in for their ritual magick to be effective."
• Nicolas Maduro – #123066: "He added that the situation is an attack by Colombian criminal groups and Venezuela's MUD opposition coalition "combined with international mafias via an NGO hired by the US Treasury." [...]The NGOs, according to the official, hire criminal organizations to move 100-bolivar bills, the largest bill in circulation now, to Colombia and from there to other countries, such as Switzerland, Poland, Ukraine, Spain, Germany and the Czech Republic, where the money is stored in large warehouses."
• Alex Jones – #118606: "I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get them in church, whatever, take them away from Beyoncé, who wants to eat their brain with the CIA, literally."
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[font=sans-serif]Sexist of the year[/font]

• nikkipotnik420 – #120947: "You defend trans 'women' because its just another way for men to force women to coddle males and put them before our own needs and its transparant as fuck."
• sexselector – #101724: "Pain should never be considered a part of life. Being in pain is not a good evolutionary strategy. [...] Men’s choices in the patriarchy *created* women’s pain."
• Matt Forney – #117165: "It’s time to stop beating around the bush: feminists want to be raped."
• Saint Elliot – #122565: "The pussy of females can be used even 2 days after their death. Their sexual resources get wasted with the current system and people often die because there aren't enough organ donors."
• David J Stewart – #120671: "If your husband wants his cereal in a certain bowl or wants you to wear a certain dress in public... JUST DO IT! If your husband wants you to rinse his glass for 15 seconds or asks you to roll his socks into a ball... JUST DO IT! If your husband wants more grain in his meals... JUST DO IT! If your husband doesn't like the smell of certain foods when you cook them... then DON'T DO IT! If your husband wants you to put the twist back onto the loaf of bread... then JUST DO IT! If your husband wants the toilet seat up at all times... then JUST DO IT! It may not seem fair to you but it is YOUR JOB ladies to HELP your husband."
• Vox Day – #117889: "If the definition of rape is stretched so far to include women who have not given consent, then I am absolutely a serial rapist. So, too, is every man I know."
• Navigator – #123052: "Rape should be legal. It is this simple. A woman is a sexual object."
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[font=sans-serif]Racist of the year[/font]

• James Laffrey – #116723: "The jews say Adolf Hitler ordered a 'Final Solution' of extermination of the jews. But Hitler, a humanitarian, a vegetarian, an artist, did no such thing — although, again, he should have."
• Wotans Krieger – #117230: "In the Reich that is to come these bastardised noble familes will have no place of honour for they are enfeebled distortions of the once racially pure Germanic aristocracy. Thus we must begin again the restoration of the caste system. Building on the vision of the Rigsthula I propose that these reconstituted castes [...] The Rigsthula makes it clear that this caste was an alien one. The very presence of the Thrall in our lands represents a very real threat to our biological survival as a racial community. Some of these Thralls may outwardly appear to be people of our own blood but the obese, the sexual degenerate, the drug addict, the alcoholic and the career criminal should be regarded as part of this slave under class and the necessary corrective measures undertaken. They are the Untermenschen much prized by the liberal elite."
• Janet Bloomfield – #117222: "Don't ban [the burka]. Use it to pick the next one to deport. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #WhyWomenShouldNotVote"
• Vox Day – #121315: "As it happens, the ruination of the United States is the result of the 'contributions' of two groups of immigrants, Irish and Jewish."
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[font=sans-serif]Single-issue wonk of the year[/font]

David J Stewart: Creepy-ass Taylor Swift fixation
• #123073: "This perverted screenshot of Miss Swift to the right only appears in this 3:54 minute video for ONE SECOND TOTAL!!!"

Mack Major: Witchcraft and the Occult
• #122812: "The biblical word for medicine in the New Testament is pharmakeia: and it means SORCERY. In other words witchcraft, occult power, black magic and potions. Why would Jesus Christ expect His followers to rely on the power of witchcraft or black magic to save them???"

Navaros: God's Holy Righteous Penis
• #121503: "You will have to face HIM in ALL of HIS MALE PATRIARCH KING FATHER HOLY RIGHTEOUS PENIS-OWNING GLORY!"

Ann Barnhardt: Made-up fundie disease "Diabolical Narcissism"
• #122361: "Diabolical Narcissism is of the most severe variety, what we refer to as “psychopathy”, and thus she [Hillary Clinton] is an Alpha Narcissist, very much desirous of personal power, all the way up to the national and even global level."

WorldGoneCrazy - Anti-abortion crusader
• #120192: "All I know is that if fetuses could defend themselves with a gun, there would be no abortions."

Vox Day - Evolution denialism
• #120508: [Eric Hovind is refuted by a sixth grader] "t is a form of intellectual combat where the goal is to discredit the interlocutor. [...] Frankly, I'd be surprised and a little disappointed if I didn't have the kid in tears and questioning his faith in science within minutes after asking such a pair of stupid questions [...] Destroy the interlocutor."
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[font=sans-serif]Vulture of the year[/font]

• #122859: Mack Major – "Someone may ask 'Why are you using this tragedy to promote your ebook?' The simple answer is because it saves lives! Hate to say I told you so, but had those who were partying read my ebook, they most likely would not have been there in the first place [at the Oakland warehouse fire]"
• #119803: crunchymama – "My heart is heavy over every aspect of this. that some of those killed were believers[...] that everyone involved turn to Jesus, that our 2nd Amendment rights aren't taken away"
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[font=sans-serif]Batshit-insane person of the year[/font]

• usachinanukewar, #117354: "This divine pneumonia time bomb in my lungs implanted by Jesus years ago is the best ever gift I’ve received from Jesus."
• ComeOnPeople, #122200: "I know longer believe what the government told me about the world. To me they have taken the biblical account and turned it upside down. Making everything revolve around the sun, which is contrary to what the bible says and what scientists and historical artifacts claimed up until nasa."
• Vox Day, #119003: "War destroyed the body, but it did not destroy the spirit and the soul in the way peace and prosperity have."
• Joe Eigo, #116613: "His sword cuts through what NEEDS to be TRANSMUTED by Lord Zadkiel of The Violet Ray which is the Ray OF TRANSMUTATION AND MERCY AND ALCHEMY. Lord Michael comes along FIRST and TRANSFORMS IT (IN EASIER TERMS ,CHOPS IT ALL UP (NOT RIGHT TERM) AND LORD ZADKIEL LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID LORD MICHAEL LEAVES HIM THE "MESS TO CLEAN UP WITH THE SWORD OF VIOLET FLAME HE WIELDS OF TRANSMUTATION.WE ARE IN THE VIOLET RAY AGE RIGHT NOW. THE AQUARIAN ONE. IT'S THE 7TH RAY."
• Saint Elliot, #123058: "Heck, I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night."
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[font=sans-serif]Funniest quote of the year[/font]

• #106783: "We will use your leaning tower of pizza to throw off homosexual"
• #120864: "Of course, [FSTDT commenters] are all socks of Valri, so the logistics are not too difficult. :-)"
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[font=sans-serif]Nightmare fuel quote of the year[/font]

• #119250 (Ryon Travis sov-cit house of horrors)
• #120032: "Recent discourse on child pornography falsely portrays it, like child sex in general, as a disaster for the child. [...] Yet there are many children seen in child pornography whose words, facial expressions, body language, and orgasms show that they thoroughly enjoy the sexual activity, sometimes enjoying it immensely."
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[font=sans-serif]One-liner of the year[/font]

• #122830: "You don't know how much you should fear Jesus"
• #119953: "If I could be in the bedroom of every pro-choicer's when they have sex just to talk to them, I would. I could make them see how beautiful life actually is."
• #121425: "Beware the beast Hildabeast Clinton and her Vagenda of Manocide"
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[font=sans-serif]WTF?! quote of the year[/font]

• #122633: "[STEM] Syllabi promote the positivist view of knowledge by suggesting that there are correct conclusions that can be drawn with the right tools [...] the syllabi reinforce the larger male dominant view of knowledge as one that students acquire and use to make correct decisions."
• #123064: "[Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop] explained that his first name represents 'the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.' Doo-doo 'is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos,' and Zopittybop-bop-bop 'is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death.'"
• #120864: "Of course, [FSTDT commenters] are all socks of Valri, so the logistics are not too difficult. :-)"
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[font=sans-serif]Incel quote of the year[/font]

• #122565: "The pussy of females can be used even 2 days after their death. Their sexual resources get wasted with the current system and people often die because there aren't enough organ donors."
• #121548 "Modern Western women hate respect. They hate consent. They love bloody beatings. They love death. [...] You are the ones who don't see what's wrong."
• #123058: "Heck, I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night."

[font=sans-serif]Board of the year[/font]

• /r/IncelHeaven
• Return of Kings
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[font=sans-serif]Commenter of the year (winner!)[/font]

• Hasan Prishtina
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[font=sans-serif]Troll of the year[/font]

• TimeToTurn
• Anonymous "enlightened seer" (see here for where the madness begins — one can only hope it's a Poe)
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[font=sans-serif]Conspiracy theory of the year[/font]

• PizzaGate
• The Mandela Effect

Rectal Statistics Award

For excellence in pulling numbers out of one's ass

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apostalism #fundie apostalism.tumblr.com

Homosexuals are…
- 3% of the population
- 55% of HIV carriers
- 82% of syphilis cases
- 20% of HBV cases
- 37% of anal cancer
- 78% have had an STD

Of children raised by gay parents…
- 92% are abused
- 51% have depression
- 72% are obese

Data from:
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
D. Paul Sullins, “Invisible Victims: Delayed Onset Depression among Adults with Same-Sex Parents” Depression Research and Treatment, vol. 2016, Article ID 2410392, 8 pages, 2016. doi:10.1155/2016/2410392

2016 FSTDT Awards

Quotes of the Year & Remaining Categories

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Quote & Misc Awards fstdt.net

1/2/2017: Voting time for round one is up. The second and final round will be up and ready for voting later today or tomorrow!
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This is the page to cast your votes in round one of the 2016 FSTDT Awards for Quotes of the Year and the other awards up for grabs. If you want to cast votes for the 2016 FSTDT Awards for Fundie of the Year or the other categories, you can do that here.

[aside]Minor update (27 Dec): I manually counted quotes for round one of the [abbr=Fundie of the Year]FOTY[/abbr] categories and the first week of the [abbr=Quote of the Year (and other miscellaneous categories)]QOTY[/abbr] round one, but I won't be doing that from here on out. I did the manual counting to make sure the code I hacked together to tally votes works and ignores most "false positive" votes (i.e. mentioning another quote in the commentary for a different vote) but doesn't ignore "false negatives" (i.e. legitimate votes that look like false positives to a computer blindly following instructions). It's not perfect, but it does a good enough job that all I have to do afterwards is skim over the quotes manually and fix a mistake here and there. Good enough for me.[/aside]

We made a really big oversight when we didn't nominate Omniology to be a Board of the Year candidate, so I've decided to break protocol and add it after somebody voted for it. Since I did this, you may change your vote for Board of the Year to Omniology if you want. If you want to change it, post a new comment saying so; don't change your vote by editing your current comment, because I'll be very likely to overlook the change. –shy


The Rules — read them!

This is round one of voting and will last from December 18 until December 31. In this round, we will be narrowing the number of quotes and other nominees for each category down to three. You get one vote to cast on a quote or other nominee in each category. A list of exactly what's up for vote this round is given below.

Since I'm the host and moderator of the awards, I'm abstaining from voting. But I did a sample ballot below in the comments for demonstration purposes. (It does, for the record, show how'd I vote if I weren't abstaining.) Pay close attention to my ballot and how the votes are listed and formatted. Try to do your own ballots as much like mine as you can. This will greatly speed up the process of tallying votes and make things much easier for me.

Now for the actual voting!

Using the list of nominations here, cast your vote for the following categories (more quotes up for vote but fewer categories compared to FOTY):

• Funniest Quote of the Year
• Nightmare Fuel Quote of the Year
• One-liner of the Year
• WTF?! quote of the year
• Incel Quote of the Year

• Board of the Year
• Commenter of the Year
• Troll of the Year
• Conspiracy Theory of the Year

Happy voting!

Revenge is a Dish Best Served... Stupid?

Because protesting the funeral of children who did nothing wrong is the perfect solution here.

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Westboro Baptist Church #fundie koco.com

A controversial Kansas church is changing its protest plan after an incident in Oklahoma last week.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church said they want revenge after someone slashed the tires on their van during visit to protest a military funeral in McAlester. The group said it plans to now target funerals for Oklahoma children.

The group said it planned to picket the funeral of an 8-year-old Burneyville girl who died in an accident at the Love County Fairgrounds last week, although no protesters were seen near the services. The group said it would be in Owasso on Thursday to protest the funeral of a girl who died in a car crash.

The Westboro Baptist Church's website now reads "God Hates Oklahoma" and "The Lord curses them by killing Oklahoma's children and casting them into hell. Thank God for more dead children in Oklahoma."

Pompous Penis Envy Award

"But mine isn't small I swear!!!"

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Zyrros #fundie reddit.com

The extreme differences in penis size in humans enrage me

Just another thing to fuck males lifes. How can be guys with enormous penises yet guys with like 4 inchers in the SAME species? Its just like another nature's form of making males suffer for something out of their control. Not mentioning girth, being able to get it up, not premature ejaculation...

How failr is it for a male with a small penis to have pretty much nonexistant sexual life (tons and TONS AND TONS of cases of girls just leaving as soon as they see the guy penis) while others gets tons of status just because having a big penis, and all this just being RANDOM and WRITTEN FROM BIRTH and OUT OF CONTROL.

I fucking hate nature.

Everything is rigged so there are winners or losers from birth, instead of self improvement.

NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size, I guess. Its just that I can't fucking stand unfairness even if im not involved.

That's Not What That Word Means Award

Evident, def: baseless imagining

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Dave Blount #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Evidently the supposed glitch that temporarily shut down EBT cards in some parts of the country was only a dry run. The Obama Regime plans to cut off food stamps next month, mobilizing his zombie armies of government dependents by choking off their supply of other people’s money and letting his media enablers tell them Republicans did it.

Using food as a weapon is a favorite tactic of collectivists; Stalin employed it to pacify whole regions, killing millions in the process. This is one of the many reasons private charity is preferable to allowing people to rely on government for food.

Obama knows America has deteriorated to the point that a ploy like this might work, because otherwise he would never have been reelected running on an essentially Marxist platform. The objective is to render the House of Representatives completely powerless. This is why he will not negotiate at all, even on insignificant face-saving measures. When Boehner unconditionally capitulates to prevent massive rioting, thereby turning over Congress’s power of the purse to the White House, the USA will officially become a collectivist dictatorship.

We could be witnessing a bloodless (for now) version of Russia’s October Revolution.

Word Salad Award

You fail linguistics forever.

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Stevertigo #fundie en.wikipedia.org

The spelling belongs to the domain of language regulated by a particular government, and is therefore not a part of the Common Anglish/English/Ynglish language, which honor a greater body of people and a greater vision of government, to which the word "honor" is bound to greater ownership of the altruistic, sacrifice for the greater body of people, for the higher then the highest principle, and to the providential and not merely the prosperous.

In the context of auto- olig- and mono- archic governments, the term is also loaned to the honor-ific, to the stylistic, and in a different way than in the land abundant nations, to the materialistic.

The democratic nations have a higher concept of honor which is not undermined by the oligarchic nations concept of honor, which is flexed with indicated spelling which is stylistic in the local pattern of Received English and therefore gives loan to European English and the European ideas of government, which do not give sufficient redact form to the anti-oligarchic principle.

Oh Shit!

They're being honest

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Tennessee Tea Party #racist wbir.com

Some political groups are asking Tennessee lawmakers to re-write history or at least how it is taught in the state.

[...]

They said the way textbooks are worded now can portray out founding fathers in a negative light. However, some teachers said changing the wording to sway the opinion of students could end up hurting their education.

"I want to be able to present the material and have the children, have the kids, have the students form their own opinions. Not have their opinions formed ahead of time," said American History Teacher CJ Manahan.

"Slavery is of course portrayed in the textbooks nowadays I'm sure as a totally negative thing. Had there not been slavery in the south, the economy would've fallen," said Tea Party Activist Brian Rieck.

Fucking Gravity Award

How does it work?

The Return of Eye Beams!

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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Cassiterides #fundie #psychoceramics evolutionfairytale.com

In a thread regarding astrophysics, distance and star light

Here is a question you.

So a light year = the distance light travels in a year.

You mentioned the figure 11 million light years away.

So my question is how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now?

I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20.

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Later on he goes on to say...

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth, how can i see it now? I'm only 20.

If it takes 11 million years to travel to earth then the viewer would need to be 11 million years old.

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And it continues with...

I don't believe light travels at all, i've looked at various models and worked on many but none of it works. The basics of visual perception is often overlooked. When we look at something what is actually going on? The emission theory states that the light emits (not a travelling speed) from our own eyes not from the object we look at. The intromission theory states the opposite.

The emission theory is the most common sense, so i don't believe there is any speed of light. The 'Starlight Problem' has never been a problem for me and the YEC model. The earliest Church Fathers (2nd-4th century AD) who believed in emmision theory also had no problem with starlight and a young universe.

Lies by Omission

They're Perfectly True!

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glfredrick #fundie baptistboard.com

[Re: Were the Pyramids built before or after the flood?]


It is evident that they were built post-flood, for any Egyptian civilization (and the people that created it) would have been washed away.

That simple answer is not really all that simple under the hood, however, for it flies in the face of common dating schemes applied to the Scriptures such as Archbishop Usher's view that the earth was created in 4004 BC.

While I admire those who have worked elaborate dating schemes based on the genealogies in Genesis, those schemes do not seem to reflect the reality of our world in complete accuracy. That is not to take away one iota from the Scriptures -- heaven forbid! They are what they are and record what they record, but to date based on the published dates takes into account many an argument from silence and assumes that the Scriptures are the ONLY source of knowing anything, which we know is un-true. Once we see all things clearly, we will realize that the Scriptures are perfectly true but that they simply have not told us EVERY detail that we would need to know to actually date the earth based on their contents.

The 'Exploding Giraffe' Award

Now get that image out of your head

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mikhen7 #fundie raptureforums.com

My Creation science teacher once told the story of the Giraffe. He asked us, "how large the heart of a Giraffe is?"
We said, "most likely larger than that of a human."
He said, "Yes it is." That it takes a large heart to pump blood continuously up that long neck." He went on to say, "What happens to a Giraffe when it leans down to get a drink?"
We just stared at him.

If a Giraffe leans down to take a drink and the blood supply to the brain is not shut off the Giraffes head would explode or massively hemmorage. But what is amazing is that their is a valve placed in the system that closes off the blood supply when he leans down allowing the Giraffe to get a drink.

He then asked, "How many Giraffes heads exploded before evolution created the valve?" It was interesting.

At any rate, His point was we were all created by species in like form as we are today. We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science.

Madonna/Whore Award

And yet, "Madonna" still fails miserably at being more appealing than "Whore".

Cats suck at being cats

I wish Mookitty would be more kitty for me

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StAliaHarkonnen #fundie reddit.com

Women suck at being women

Yes, women have a lot of privileges and legions of men ready to serve them, but they also have their biggest enemy, themselves. Their masochistic nature, lack of judgment, and irrational thinking (especially when it comes to sex) make them unable to significantly use the power that is constantly given to them. In fact they are the happiest when someone takes all the power away from them, if that someone is Chad. All the things they cry and complain about is their own doing and result of their own failures.

I'm not talking about our interest here at all, I am talking about pure female self interest which they obsessively want to satisfy, yet fail miserably at despite everyone trying to help them. In this current social setting, if suddenly women got male brains, they would absolutely be able to have fantasy lifestyles and make the most of it. Women think they want fantasy lifestyles, women have society trying to provide it for them, yet women just aren't able to obtain it.

I guess since female species evolved to give birth, masochism had to be an inherent trait and that is why most of them choose options that harm them and are only excited when experiencing emotional drama and suffering. They are not self aware enough so they complain about the very things they can use to their advantage and are constantly stuck fighting a battle between what they want and what they like to say they want.

And still, men look up to this and work their hardest to please them. Normies exist just because of women. The idols are creatures who want nothing more but to have someone else rule and spit on them, while simultaneously fighting for power. It's completely absurd. You can't please that when they can't find satisfaction in satisfaction.

Click The Link

I don't always do YouTube quotes, but when I do, hot damn.

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Harley Brown #fundie youtube.com

[During Idaho Republican gubernatorial debate]

Brown: Here's my plan of attack, okay? You go in there and you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks about the natural, but I’m going to talk about the other realm we exist in. You bind those evil spirits that are behind the feds with the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, the power of the Holy Spirit, the power of agreement, the word of God. Take air superiority and then roll in with your tanks on the ground, like lawsuits. Blitzkrieg!

Moderator: Mr. Brown, the question was about taxes.

The "Uniter" Award

For a man so divisive he makes us almost agree with afchief

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afchief #fundie theeconomiccollapseblog.com

If you, as an evangelical Christian, want to vote for the most immoral, unethical man (Trump) who ever ran for US President because you are "Angry" then be my guest. But realize that this is a sign of the end times.
"For this reason God will send upon them a deluding influence so that they will believe what is false, in order that they all may be judged who did not believe the truth, but took pleasure in wickedness."
"For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect."

Best Plague Ever

Your choices for the end of the world are locusts or lesbians, which do you choose?

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Cindy Jacobs #fundie rightwingwatch.org

I want to talk as a mother to the young women today. We know that it's not just the men who have a problem with pornography and I want to say it like this: girl-on-girl kissing, lesbianism is a plague on our society today.

And I want to read the word of God and I want us to pray. Roman 1: 25 says those who exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator blessed forevermore, for this reason God game them up to vile passions where even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature.

I'm going to call on the women and I want to say that it's time for us to repent.

This girl-on-girl kissing, Madonna kissing Britney Spears, and what happened to Britney after that and a lot of other things. I know we're going out over worldwide television. I want to tell you, bisexuality, every kind of perverse thing, the Bible calls this sin. And I want the women of God to kneel down right now and we are going to put a stop to this in our generation and we are going to say "No More!"

And I want to say to you, this gender mainstreaming that says that you don't know if you're a boy or a girl until you have sex with both, boy or girl, has got to stop. If we agree right now that there is a holyness movement coming, we decree in the name of Jesus that men and women are going to be their natural use, in the name of Jesus.

One of you young women want to repent for that, lesbianism?

What A Wonderful Person Award

I have no idea why he's still single. Must be his looks.

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GameDevCel #sexist incels.co

i Don't want some "strong independent women", i want a pet, i want property


fuck this strong independent liberated women bullshit, i only want a damn pet to keep me company and that i can fuck once in a while to make babies.


i don't want a equal partner to have mindful conversations with, i want property, i want somethings that is mine, and that i can lock away to avoid it being stolen by other men.

i don’t want someone, i want a THING, a female object that i can control and whatever i please with it, i don’t her to have her own job or own her own property, or to have her own thoughts, i only want some thing that i can keep in home and give me comfort once i’m back of wage slaving.

fuck this egalitarian bullshit, i just wanted to be able to “own” a girl, i wanted her to be mine property, mine and mine alone, i want to lift and hug her, while i keep her tight in my arms so she can’t run away.

i want to get out home and just lock her up, so it can’t go out, would leave your house open for your dog go out and do whatever it want? NOoo, because your dog is property and you don’t want it stolen away.


i want to be able to discipline her, if your child do something bad you beat it up, same thing should apply with foids, just look at this new generation of children raised without getting beaten by their parents, they are spoiled and mentally weak.


i wanted to have her young, when she wasn't totally developed yet, so i could watch her grown and be sure she won’t grown into a degenerate whore.


feminism killed all of it.

The Mussolini Approves Award

"The truth is that men are tired of liberty."

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TCH #fundie freerepublic.com

I would prefer military government to the corrupt and pretentious "free" government we now suffer under. At least the military would jail—or otherwise eliminate—the reprobates that are causing our decline. Bring it on. I will support it emphatically!

I would actively assist the imposition of military discipline on this country, since far too many Americans are lazy jackasses, who want a free ride at the expense of others. WORK OR DIE! That should be the national motto!

America is in serious short supply of discipline. Military rule would fix our problems in a heartbeat: WORK OR DIE! Real simple. The military would declare open season on the liberal thieves, as a practical matter. "Imagine no more liberals ... it's easy, if you try... No Reid or Pelosi... We'll send them off to die"

Second target on the agenda—after the military jails the 545 corrupt A-holes now occupying office...

The elimination of the thousands of useless bureaucrats... and after them, the lawyers, judges and university professors will all be shown the meaning of "manual labor"

Then we could eliminate the media, which really needs to go the way of the dinosaur. They are as useless as tits on a bull. We have internet, we do not need the sh*thead primadonnas of the press

Military government? Bring it on. I can hardly wait!

The "Boggled" Award

And remember, Jesus died for your sins.

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Brisingamen #fundie forums.carm.org

Altruism is more animal behavior. When a human "sacrifices" out of love it is not a sacrifice at all, so it is not altruism. True love is selfish and when it is selfish it is also loving. If a man jumps in front of a car for his child yes that is very selfish behavior not altruistic at all. Altruism is when you sacrifice yourself for basically no good at all. Theres no good in just sacrificing yourself.

Gravity

It's fucking magical

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Jona * D #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.

It Works, Really

Since Nazis weren't real big on confrontations.

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Eric Dondero #fundie libertarianrepublican.net

Jim, that's a seductive argument, until I think about that suburban Philadelphia female voter, or that Latina who lives in Orlando. They hate confrontation. They would have turned off to a Republican candidate like that.

They want soft and comfy socialism. Naziism with a smiley face.

And that's what the champion smiley-faced Nazi Obama gives to them.

We either accept that, or we shall perish.

The Fundie Word Redefinition Project Award

Objective: Those who agree with me.

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Nick From Maine #fundie freestatevoice.com.au

Objective observers have declared that homosexuality is the “culture of death.” It fearlessly engages in reckless behavior which spreads disease even among heterosexuals because many homosexuals are bi-sexual. Hence, homosexuality is not a “victimless crime.” It has many, many victims, including innocent young people who are the prey of homosexual predators.

Quick Turn Left!

Turn left again!

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Svyatoslav_Igorevich #racist stormfront.org

The mental and physical requirements of auto racing are similar to those of combat fighter piloting. The U.S. armed forces can't find Blacks up to the job, and there is certainly no "glass ceiling" in the way. The problem is that the job in question can only go to the very best of the best, and since Whites are better at the job, Blacks are outcompeted. Being a fighter pilot or a stock car driver requires a special kind of brain, one with lightning-fast processing speed and extraordinary capacity for multitasking.

As I've said before on this subject, there are only two options open to those who would enforce diversity on auto racing:

1) put real Blacks behind the wheel and watch them fail.
2) put Octoroons behind the wheel and listen to the jokes about their apparent Whiteness and professed Blackness.

Trifecta!!!

With a side order of word salad

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Arc Michael #fundie bookoflife.org

COLD WAR RUN BY SEMITIC HALF MAD

Jews at Washington DC and New Mexico said #russian testing nukes in Andromeda to break the nuclear weapons ban tests treaties.

that starts the #coldwar Jews be evil and dumb and live in fantasy land.?

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#cyrus , a #persian #arab white skin will work with #hillaryclinton for #2020ad #potus run. This will ensure #donaldtrump a second term, if #Bush or MEAMIC does not #assassinate him like the last #noord , John F Kennedy and Robert #Kennedy . source Miley Twitter, linked at my pages ISil
Red text are my edits, to spit the trufths.
lock up her mother, family and dad's DNA, we need to lock them out of planet earth. only Miley at this time has Special conditions for her second death or the deletion of her #soul #IAM Bookoflife.org #arcmichael ; and you know where you can find me too.

Jews ban #bisexual relations not Jesus, he threw those out. Jews do not accept Jesus and False #Christians aligning to fakehebrews are the problem on planet earth. Source Bible #bookoflife #bookofjudges = banned and throw out the jew laws. and #christianity Jesus says only two laws apply for Christianity, which #Miley failed to follow, at all, both. someone get this to #Miley Cyrus.

#nickiminaj can do anything she wants to Miley Ray Cyrus and I will not punish u in the afterlife. Anything to anyone of her family. She represents vile hatred on this earth.

Her musical ability also suxs

I coded long time ago that #hillaryclinton cannot become a leader of any country on earth.

2016 FSTDT Awards

Fundies of the Year – Final round!!

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The Nominees

2/1/2017: Voting's over! I'll verify the count sometime during the next couple of days, and the winners of the prestigious FSTDT Awards will be announced!

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Voting this round is open till the end of the month. The usual rules apply, except this time we're voting fundie-against-fundie. That means the list of categories is [em]much[/em] shorter this time around ([b]choose from the list of nominees here[/b]):

• Religious Fundie of the Year
• Right-wing Fundie of the Year
• Left-wing Fundie of the Year
• Conspiracy Theorist of the Year
• Sexist of the Year
• Racist of the Year
• Single-issue Wonk of the Year
• Vulture of the Year
• Batshit-insane Person of the Year

When you cast your vote, use quote numbers instead of fundie names: that will make things much easier for me!

Happy voting!

Mr Garrison?

Is that you?

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deciple #fundie atheistforums.org

The way i understand evolution is that out of nothing some kind of single celled organisim sprang and then that evolved into a two celled organism then that eventually turned into a fish, the fish turned into a lizard the lizard branched off and turned into a bird and a mammal and then from that we get monkeys and they turned into people. If that is true wouldnt it be possible to take something that already functions such as a wristwatch and send it off to a distant planet that resembles the conditions here on earth and have some kind of mars rover put it in the dirt and over millions of years shouldnt it turn into something? No it will still be a wristwatch in the dirt.

You Keep Using That Word Award

I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Phil Greaves #fundie twitter.com

Star Wars is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, selfie-obsession is fascist, British soap-operas are fascist, sci-fi is generally fascist, ironic detachment is fascist, porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

One day people will ask: "How did Anglo-Americans not see their own fascism?"

And part of the answer will be: "Because they were entertained by it".

Many westerners seem to think their 'entertainments' & their consumption of 'culture' in their own countries is somehow detached from the fascist ruling class they live under, & the ruling class is well aware of this situation.

This does not mean i'm a 'cultural nihilist', far from it. It means the 'culture' of the imperialists is reactionary to the core, particularly its most 'successful' franchises, what progressive part therein is wholly stolen from the oppressed & turned against them.

[...]

Me: "The culture of fascist society is fascist culture."

Some yankee teenager: "Are you a virgin??"

"But i like Star Wars and i'm a progressive??" -- Said the yankee teenager as he gorged on his milkshake thickened with the bones of African farmers.

[...]

Sorry I forgot: meme/anime as political medium is fascist too.

Is Tolkien fascist? Yes of course, and he made little attempt in hiding it.

Simpsons? Glorification of Amerika, mockery of PoC & the poor: yep, fascist.

Towie? valorisation of brain-dead petty booj Brits, image commodification & booj 'beauty values': yep, fascist.

Im a celeb? Same as above but on colonized land: yep fascist.

[...]

The superficial exceptionalizing of fascism, its constant reduction into some minor caricature, some individual politican, some thing of the past or some 'rogue' element of bourgeois society, enables the widespread normalisation of fascism under guise of its alleged annihilation.

Quentin Tarantino: FASCIST.

Hollywood: FASCIST.

"The ruling class control the cinemas?? But but, i reeeaaally enjoyed Full Metal Jacket, that was so cool! So r-r-radical!?? They surely can't control ALL the teevee aswell, can they? I mean The Wire was such a great non-fascist show???"

[...]

Lots of youths have seemingly interpreted the above as me saying "Everything is fascism!", because for lots of these unfortunate youths, imperialist-fascist entertainment is their entire 'everything'.

[...]

'America' is fascist. A fascist State to be precise. It's political & cultural manifestations are by & large fascist in character. This is only controversial to dumb Americans.

[...]

This one will really annoy the Chapo-Fash-Kids.

Frank Herbert: FASCIST.

Dune: FASCISM.

[...]

Common strain among the rabid reaction from the Chapo 'Lefts', the 'Alt-Rights', to 'Meme-Maoists' & the open Nazis is the fact they all loathe fascism being made concrete & relatable to their own lives. They like their fascist culture & they wont be told its anything but Good.

These kids can't "fight fascism" in their own tiny brains, in the mass-cult screen-products they giddily swallow all day, what hope for them of actually fighting anything concrete? Oh they'll share mighty-memes of a Dick Spenser ear-tickle, we're all saved!

[...]

This conversation has already been had, no 'gotcha' i'm afriad, sci-fi is prefixed with 'generally fascist', there are exceptions, Soviet cinema being one. Tho i dont personally like any conflation of science & fiction under our banners.

Sour Grapes Award

Behold the dread harem of strawwomen!

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EveryDayIsANightmare #sexist redd.it

List of things normie males pretend to be OK with:

• Her storied sexual past which includes a double digit partner count, orgies, and other forms of sheer degeneracy, with men better endowed/better looking than himself (Chads)

• The fact that she did anal/deep throating/MFF threesomes for Chad but never will for him, since she has "grown out of it" now

• The fact that her prime sexual years are behind her and that she is "too busy" or "too tired" for sex pretty much all the time now

• Her telling him she's too tired for sex or has a headache for the 7th time that week

• Her browsing FB, keeping tabs on old flames and having private messages with ex boyfriends, male colleagues and bosses that he will never be privy to (for good reason)

• Her ladies' nights out with her BFFs where she doesn't text or call for long periods

• Her insistence that trust is essential, and that she should be able to go out and have drinks with male friends/coworkers, party all night, sleep at friends houses, all without ever being questioned

• The fact that she constantly complains about not having enough money, pressures him to "self improve" by getting a better job so she can buy the things she wants

• Her pushing him to spend more time looking after the kids, cleaning up the house, giving her emotional care, and other shit she would never think to pester Chad for

• Her interest in the polyamorous lifestyle

• Her "feminist awakening" where she realized she needed to be "sexually liberated" and draw "energy and validation" from the attentions and cocks of strange men

• The knowledge that divorce (which seems more certain by the day) will financially and socially ruin him while benefitting her

• The fact that at least one of their children doesn't really resemble him much

Sure, we may be incel, but at least we will never have to live with all the rationalizations and bullshit a non Chadly male has to endure in order to maintain a relationship with an FHO in this day and age. Can the pro-feminist beta male cucks who come here to complain say the same? Thought not. LOL game over normshits, you lose again!

NSFL Award

Trigger Warning: Everything

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pfta2a #fundie reddit.com

Children can never be sexual in our society because they cannot consent

Children are sexual. Just because society attempts to reject that fact, doesn't make it less of a fact. There is also no evidence that consensual early sexuality will screw up a child's life. Consensual sex play (or even consensual sex) between children is generally accepted as beneficial by child psychologists. It helps them learn about sex and also helps them to accept sex as natural and not something to be ashamed of.

Age of Consent laws are a problem because they don't account for child sexuality. You may believe that an adult should not be allowed to have sex with a child, but two children should be able to have sex without both of them being considered rapist.

Fuckin' gross, dude. Children develop sexually and sexuality. Like their other various forms of intelligences, they start simple and grow over time, so that at any observed moment, their level of sophistication falls on a continuum.
This does not mean that a statement like "children are sexual" is in any way, shape, or form correct or, considering what the likely motivation behind such a statement is, anything less than fucking abhorrent.
Consign yourself to a deserted island, you shitty predator. Any adult who takes and active and undue interest in children's sexuality is doing so for self-serving reasons, and needs to be monitored and contained. If you don't take steps to keep yourself physically removed from sources of temptation (in this case, meaning those not yet experienced, mature, or savvy enough to recognize your advances and protect themselves from your overtures), society needs to do it for you.

Did you know that most babies (under 1 year old) learn to touch their genitals as a form of pleasure. They can't orgasm at that age, but they can find the sensation pleasurable. In many cultures, parents also touch the genitals to sooth and comfort a baby.

Touch is healthy, especially from people you are comfortable with. Babies perceive (edit: non-forcible) touch to their genitals as pleasurable, unless they are taught not to. In sexually permissive cultures, children can learn to masturbate (for pleasure) by the age of 6 to 8. Children begin engaging in coitus by the ages of 6 or 7.

We live in a society that deliberately teaches children not to be sexual. We create a taboo around sex and sexuality, especially in regards to children. So in our society children are perceived as non-sexual, because we teach them not to be. We teach them that they should feel guilt or shame about sex. Many are harmed by this view; adults who grow up with feelings of guilt or shame about their sexuality. Children who are imprisoned or on the sex offenders list because they acted sexually.

Also I'm not going to have sex with a child. I believe that in our society the potential for harm to her from external pressures (society, therapist, law enforcement) is too great.

Men don't need to be removed from women because they are a source of temptation and might rape them. I don't need to be removed from association with kids, because I will not rape them. In another society I would be willing to have consensual sex with a child, but not in this one. I'm not will to risk the harm that society would do to her if they found out, even if she was a willing and enjoyed the act itself.

is the very definition of predatory, no matter what nickerson and the other virpeds say.

The VirPed's (who are anti-contact - which is to say they believe sexual contact between adults/children is always harmful) do not say this. The pro-contacter's do (which is to say, we believe sex between an adult and child would be non-harmful and even beneficial if social and legal views changed).

Sexual education and the ability to form their own moral compass in regards to sexual activity is very important.

But society does not allow them to form their own moral compass. It gives them the moral compass. It starts when a parent pushes their babies hand away from their genitals and continues throughout childhood as children are actively discouraged from exploring their own sexuality and are not answered when they ask about sexuality. Sexuality and especially child sexuality are taboo in our society.

However, they should be able to discover these things in their own way, at their own pace, with their peers.

I almost agree, I would say with whomever they choose, rather than their peers. Let them form their own moral compass, let them act on that moral compass. Even if their moral compass permits sexual contact with an adult. As noted above, our society does not do this. Our society pushes them away from self-discovery, purposefully slows their pace and discourages sexual interactions with others (especially adults).

taking advantage of a child if they had physical relations.

Why? What makes sex so special? An unrelated adult can have a emotional relationship, a friendship, even a physical but non-sexual relationship. Or should all adults avoid unrelated children unless it is a professional relationship with that child?

Misaimed Fandom Award

And we thought they were stupid when they forgot about Lando...

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Various Idiots #racist rawstory.com

The new series Star Trek Discovery stars Asian actress Michelle Yeoh as the ship’s captain and black actress Sonequa Martin-Green as her first officer — and this has caused some Trekkies to fret about the lack of white men in charge.

While the overall reaction to the new Star Trek trailer has been positive — although there are the usual complaints from Star Trek fans about continuity errors — one group of fans is particularly upset about the show’s diverse cast of characters.

As both Heat Street and Daily Kos point out, the series’ YouTube page has been bombarded by comments labeling the show a “SJW” plot aimed at shoving “political correctness,” “forced diversity,” and even “cultural Marxism” down viewers’ throats.

Additionally, some angry Twitter users have even proclaimed that the show’s diverse cast is evidence of a “white genocide” conspiracy aimed at eliminating the white race from the face of the Earth.

(followed by a series of tweets from total idiots, I'm sorry I don't know how to add tweets)