Story Bluepilled simp will do anything for you (if you have a vagina)
Bluepill of the month confirmed. A couple of days ago some extremely bluepilled guy from Spitsbergen was chatting with a random foid on the Internet and she was complainig that she was starving for sushi. And she was indeed just a random foid, he never met her. But simp couldn't wait to fulfill the wish of his Internet fair lady. He himself made a nice set of sushi, seddled up his snow scooter and hit the road ASAP. She was several dozens kilometers away. On the island of Spitsbergen. On the fucking island of Spitsbergen, the coldest hellhole of the North.
He spent whole day delivering sushi to this foid he'd never seen before, man! Delivering sushi through the snow hell of Far North's winter. And guess what? When he got his frozen ass to the girl's house at the town of Barentsburg he found out she was not alone, but with her Chadislav boyfriend. They took the sushi and said 'Thank you and goodbuye!' They didn't even let him in for the night. For the fucking deadly freezing night, man! He had to rent some shitty hostel for 11000 ₽ ($145, cause Northern prices are pure hell) and head back home next day.
He spent almost two days and 30000 ₽ ($400) to make and deliver sushi to a random foid and her boyfriend. What is the size of the bluepill this simp consumed? I'm done.
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