[From "Plan your Uzbek holiday"]

Oh great, Uzbekistan is going to be sending us their immoral trash:

Alisher Kadyrov, who heads Milliy Tiklanish, or National Revival, which bills itself as a champion of tradition and family values, said in an interview published on June 7 on the Alter Ego YouTube channel that withdrawing citizenship from LGBT people would force other countries to provide them with refuge

While it's upsetting to know that rather than cure their faggots Milliy Tiklanish will just offload them to us, on the other hand it means you're less likely to deal with them on a visit to Uzbekistan. Think of it like the international travel version of that time when the fag parade moved to Whyte Ave and therefore downtown bars were deliciously fag-free (it never seemed to work reliably the other way around)

Uzbekistan is doubly-landlocked, but it at least has some beach territory along the Aral Sea. Also, the UNESCO Heritage Site of Bukhara looks great to try out

Okay, it's not a bagel and a coffee along the streets of Paris, or even a pint of Efes along the streets of Bagdat Caddesi. It's fag free though, and you can't go wrong with that. Just watch your battery fluid