Well, satan does not live in the core of Earth as most believe, his spiritual presence resides on the moon.
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Which moon? Earth's moon, or one of the several dozen others surrounding the outer planets?him .
And did anyone else get the image of Bowser with grills on his fangs and horrible gaudy chain necklaces hanging over his shell?
Incredible! I spat my popcorn when I read that.
It has about as much basis in logic, reasoning and evidence as anything else I've heard about angels, demons, gods, heaven and hell.
Eagle: Tranquility base here. The Eagle has landed.
This sounds kind of like a thing in CS Lewis' Space Trilogy where it said that the half of the moon towards earth was controlled by the powers of evil and the half facing away from us was still good. It also said that Satan was confined so he couldn't go beyond the moon's orbit. I don't think CS Lewis was proposing this as a serious theological doctrine though, since the series is meant to be science fiction.
Satan's spiritual presence resides on the moon, his physical presence resides in Jacksonville, Illinois, his intelligence presence resides in Windows 98 manuals, and his emotional presence resides in shrimp tempura.
Pssh, don't be stupid. We ALL know that Satan lives on a planet far, far away defying gravity and orbiting a black hole, just waiting for us to find him.
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
I think I know why he's saying this.
So, why didn't Neil Armstrong get ripped to shreds, lit on fire, tortured, anally raped, and all that other shit you guys suggest happens in Hell?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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