[From "10 Ways City Dwellers Alleviate Secular Guilt"]

If a man lives in sin[…]his soul becomes burdened with the cumulative weight of his transgressions[…]He feels bad[…]searches for worldly solutions[…]
1. Buying organic food
“In spite of living far from God, to make sure I live a long and healthy life, I pay extra for organic avocados”
The idea of organic food is sound[…]Orthodox Christians[…]avoid goyslop[…]because they’re fake[…]
2. Buying ethically sourced food
“In spite of living far from God, I make sure to spend more money on foods I love to help those who live in racially and economically disadvantaged countries”[…]
4. Exercising multiple times a week in a gym[…]
Exercise enough so that you can stand for five hours during a festal vigil[…]Other reasons[…]may be a way to feed vanity[…]
5. Engaging in two minutes of internet hate
“In spite of living far from God, I have the discernment to state we should go nuclear against Russia because they’re baddies, and also I’m qualified to declare that the police officer who killed a black man on duty deserves the electric chair for his racism”

City dwellers fall into judgment because judgment feels good[…]
7. Practicing “safe” sex
“In spite of living far from God, I just engaged in a ‘safe’ act of mortal sin with someone who is not my wife because I covered 0.5% of my body with a piece of latex”[…]
8. Taking care of a small pet[…]
It’s hard to become a mother when you idolize your career and use apps like Tinder to meet a lot of men[…]
9. Attending a gay pride event[…]
The phenomenon of straight women going to gay pride events is very real[…]Gay pride is a psyop primarily targeted toward straight women[…]
10. Getting vaxxed, wearing face masks, and sanitizing hands until they’re raw[…]
I’m certain the coronavirus vaccine is from Satan—it’s a perfectly demonized construction that is perhaps his best work after the theory of evolution