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[Colonel-Knight-Rider]
The answer to that question is best discussed privately.

He's watching me.

He's always watching me.

He never stops spying on me, stalking me, and doxxing me. Nor do the people he normally hangs out with. It's like they think they rule the Internet.

[KadenPinesTwo]
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Colonel-Knight-Rider]
My mortal enemy. The man who tried to rain on everyone's parade at my high school graduation. The man who played the world's most horrible romance prank on me last year and tricked me into giving him my email so he could use it to create various porn site accounts in a bid to steal my identity. The man who continues to threaten various people he doesn't like online with physical violence by challenging them to fights where he thinks he can win, and solely because he thinks it's funny.

When evil incarnate walks the earth, he is the face it wears.

THE VILLAINOUS…well, I'm not going to reveal his name in public, even though I know what it is courtesy of an unexpected ally.

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