Yukon Jack #conspiracy globalfreezingyourassoff.wordpress.com

CO2 going up but it is getting colder and snowier. Not getting warmer like they said. Record snow in Erie and Buffalo, plus Niagra Falls frozen over earlier this year. Deep freeze for the south. But CO2 going up. What the hell is going on?

Wait a minute, I thought we were in runaway global warming due to increased CO2 in the atmosphere, how can Florida be plunging into a deep freeze? Al Gore told me there wouldn’t be no more snow, and I believed him ’cause AL Gore cares about me and the earth. Did the media lie to me? Why are the orange trees all going to freeze tonight, I thought we would be moving to Canada to grow oranges by 2020!

Reality is not matching the propaganda, the planet is not doing what they said, but they sold us this idea of a carbon footprint which should be of no concern at all. Carbon taxes are criminal, carbon dioxide is not a threat, and the tax is unjust.

The citrus farmers of Florida should send Al Gore the bill for the freeze damage. Al Gore is totally full of shit, everything he predicted was completely wrong. Why don’t we throw his sorry ass in jail for lying to us, Al Gore is a pathetic ass clown and errand boy for the elite who are pushing global tax base by demonizing CO2.

CO2 IS A LIFE GAS
BUT THE LUNATICS THAT RUN THE ASYLUM SAY IT’S A POLLUTANT

The computer models are completely wrong, something like 2 billion dollars wasted on modeling the weather (as if anyone can predict the weather!) based on wrong assumptions like CO2 forcing temperature. What a laugh, what a waste of money, what an epic fail of fails.

FACT: CO2 IS A TRACE GAS THAT DOESN’T FORCE TEMPERATURE
THAT SEEMS TO ESCAPE ALL THE WORLD’S SCIENTISTS WHO ARE CHASING GRANT MONEY
Co2 isn’t driving temperature yet they keep trying ’cause that’s where the money is! CO2 is going up and up and temperatures are going down and down. Obviously the CO2 forcing temperature is completely wrong theory.

It’s so cold, sharks are washing up on beaches
In Massachusetts, the Atlantic White Shark Conservancy found three thresher sharks washed up in Cape Cod, “stranded due to cold shock,” which can cause cardiac arrest in animals.

The conservancy collected tissue samples from the sharks that will be examined “once they thaw.”

It’s so cold in Florida, iguanas are falling from trees
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (AP) — It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are falling from their perches in suburban trees. Temperatures dipped below 40 degrees Fahrenheit (5 degrees Celsius) early Thursday in parts of South Florida, according to the National Weather Service in Miami.

WHO LIED TO YOU? THE POLITICIANS, THE MEDIA, THE GRANT GRUBBING SCIENTISTS
HANG THEM ALL!
NO ONE IN THE GOVERNMENT OR PUBLIC MEDIA HAS ANY RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO LIE
THAT IS A HIGH CRIME AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES

click on image so you can see the whites in the their eyes (and skin ’cause they sure as hell ain’t Semites!)

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