TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

If human fecal matter were discovered in the kitchen of a restaurant, it would be shut down and considered a biohazard until it was made hygienic again.
Yet there's a subset of "people" whose sexuality is centered around the organ which houses and expels human fecal matter.
And this mentally ill subset is considered a protected class by the powers-that-be, a special class that is celebrated and considered to be an inspiration to small children.

There are SO many things wrong with that, I don’t even know where to begin. OK, for one thing, you do know gay males aren’t the only people who like “butt stuff” so to speak? And not all gay males engage in anal sex? And that’s totally NOT what “protected class” means, either.

@Tempus #178083

Yikes. I think I might not even want to know how people like that would react to someone like me, a lefty and autistic too.

The main difficulty I’ve faced in my life due to being left-handed is not being able to play other people’s guitars, LOL. (or at least play them well)

Neo #fundie #conspiracy

Also, I know where the word planets came from ("wandering stars") but it looks like someone took it literally.

Maybe I’m missing something but I don’t even know what the hell he means by that. “someone took it literally”? Huh? The name actually makes perfect sense, because that’s what the planets look like, stars that “wander” in relation to other stars.

Glenn Beck and other Conspiracy Theorists #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick #quack #wingnut

Some users have suggested wrapping their phones in tin foil — a conspiracy classic — or hiding them in microwaves or faraday cages ahead of the test.

Wait, hiding your phone in a microwave to block signals? Uh, hmm, hold on a second….(yeah, I’m bored enough to actually test that)

lol, NOPE, that doesn’t work. Put my phone in the microwave and closed the door and then called it and could hear it ringing away. I assume it wouldn’t be a good idea to turn the microwave on while you’re doing that, though.

Of course, a much simpler solution would have been to just turn your phone OFF if you didn’t wanna receive the emergency alert test.

History Channel #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

Scott Torok #fundie #wingnut

He is just proof the Bible is True:
John 15:18
“If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.” (KJV)

Ah, the old “the Bible is true because the Bible says so” argument.

Patricia Cota-Robles #magick #ufo #conspiracy

On October 14th we will experience a New Moon Annular Solar Eclipse and on October 28th we will experience a Full Moon Partial Lunar Eclipse.

True, but very redundant. A solar eclipse can literally only happen when there’s a new moon, just like a lunar eclipse can only happen when there’s a FULL moon.

Also, tho, I’d disagree with “we will experience”…just looked it up and in my current location, I totally won’t see the solar eclipse, and I might just barely see the lunar one, I guess. What is of interest to me is the total solar eclipse coming in April of next year, which basically passes a little ways to the south of where I am!

Clif High #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

@TFAltHist #177773

So, are gold nuggets their equivalent of chicken nuggets, left over from alien fast food restaurant chains?

I can only imagine gold nuggets would taste…..

Au-ful. (see what I did there?)

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Donald Trump #wingnut #psycho

More proof IMO that Trump shouldn’t be elected dog catcher, much less President.

Clif High #ufo #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

Billy Rood #magick #ufo

Skyler “Sky Life” Cowans, Isis Indriya & cult, Melanie Kirchdorfer #magick #quack #ufo

John Piper #fundie

Kinda funny that the site this is from is “desiringgod.org”….ya know they’re not really making God sound very desirable there, are they???

Edward Menez #racist #wingnut #sexist #conspiracy

They forced Newton to be the face of "The Theory of Gravity," when the Laws of Density and Buoyancy were all that was needed.

OK, density and buoyancy are definitely things that exist, but while I’m no scientist, I’ve never heard anyone really speak too much about “the laws” of them. By the way he phrased that, I’d guess he’s another one of those people that don’t know what they’re talking about and somehow think in science, a “law” is better than a theory.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #racist #quack

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Dr Jordan B Peterson #biphobia

He went from posting what looked like failed attempts at writing a haiku, to uh….whatever the hell you call that. Is he slowly going insane or something??

Sheila Seppi #ufo #magick #crackpot

star systems, star beings and dimensions such as Pleiadian, Sirian, Arcturian, Mantis, Lyran, Vega, Andromedan, other un-identified systems,

OK, I know most of those…star cluster, stars, a constellation and a galaxy…tho considering Vega is a star in Lyra, that’s sorta redundant, ain’t it? But what I’m really wondering is what in the hell is “Mantis”???

Stew Peters and E. Michael Jones #racist #conspiracy

Whites Only Moms & Tots Flyer #racist

Are they tired of being a minority in their schools or daycares?

Unless you’ve already somehow taught them to be racist, no they’re not. They most likely don’t give a damn one way or the other.

I grew up in what totally was a “white neighborhood.” I actually don’t think I even saw a non-white fellow student until I was in junior high school. But like the kids I was just talking about, I really didn’t “give a damn one way the other.”

Little Lost #fundie #conspiracy

@Chloe #177185

Apparently because an “ancient Hebrew apocalyptic text” which only some African Jewish and Christian groups considers to be part of the Bible kinda maybe mentioned it?

Doesn’t make much sense to me either really.

Brendon O'Connell #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

With the threat of the Bolshevik athiest

The Bolshevik who was more “athy” than anyone!

Dances with Eagles #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

All I know is, Tyranny Compound totally sounds like a cool name for a metal band \m/

Frosty Woolridge #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

We will be like the Tower of Babel. We will no longer be “Americans”, but a hodge-podge of incompatible cultures, languages and world views.

Oh no, America being a hodge-podge of different cultures and views??? *GASP* Surely such a thing has never transpired before!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQl6XBo64M&t

Same with Detroit’s Muslims

For one thing, the biggest concentration of Muslims is just a little outside of Detroit, in Dearborn. Also, I’m wondering of ol Frosty there realizes a lot of the Arab Americans in the metro Detroit area are actually Christians.

ChattyGremlin #sexist #elitist #psycho

@PMSFKS #177042

How do you reattach genitalia years later?

The only instance I’ve heard of of male genitalia being successfully reattached is the infamous case of John Wayne Bobbitt. As I recall, though, it was much less than “years later” lol.

Peter B. Meyer #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Atheism is a religion! They look at the entire universe and still BELIEVE that there is no God.

I haven’t looked at the entire universe and neither have you, nor has anyone else. Also, of course, atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods, which is not quite the same thing as “believing there is no god” necessarily…but I guess I shouldn’t expect a Hovind to know or care about that distinction.

Vladimir Solovyov #wingnut #psycho

@Titania #176884

an exchange from episode of MASH that I just found while looking up “War is hell” right now:

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

@wilsb8 & @Felinethropist #transphobia

If you want to wear female attire/makeup you can if you have had your penis AND testicles removed, if you have a penis and testicles you are not allowed to wear female attire, makeup, or wigs.

Hmmm OK, I see several obvious problems with that. For one thing, like there’s some obvious clear well-defined definition of what is “female attire” and what is not?? I actually saw a guy (clearly a cis male) at my work the other day who was wearing a plaid kilt. When it comes down to it, what’s the difference between that and a skirt? And ya know, I’m a bit of an amateur rock musician myself, not that I’ve been in a band like that, but hey, some of the stuff “glam rockers” wear could definitely qualify as “female attire” lol. (to quote “Turn the Page” by Bob Seger: “All the same old cliches, "Is it woman, is it man?")

Diane Yap #racist

By every person who looks like me and *didn't* commit crimes.

What about the people who *don’t* look like you but also *didn’t* commit crimes either?

BTW, excuse me for making the obvious joke, lol….Diane should shut her Yap.

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Biden came with a key saying “that’s inhumane,” and forced you to keep your door open.

I’m not sure what this means to the analogy, but if he has a key, why would be bother to force me to keep my door open?

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz

That just sounds utterly cringeworthy. I’m not sure if I want to look it up to laugh at it or avoid it altogether.

Ken Ham #fundie

Well, watch out, for intolerant secularists will become incensed and get the paper censored.

Not getting your paper published is totally NOT “censorship.”

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

cause spiritual blindness in the Cosmic Dragon Eye principles

How in the flying fuck could “principles” have “blindess”? That makes no damn sense.

Jennifer LeClaire #fundie #magick

Gain victory over the spiritual forces of the deep!

Glendower:

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur:

Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

From Shakespeare’s “Henry the Fourth, Part I”…always loved that exchange.

Joe Salant #ableist #crackpot #fundie #quack

An evangelical pastor who briefly shot to fame in 2015 for recording a rap song in support of Sen. Ted Cruz is now selling industrial-strength bleach tablets to parents and has admitted that many of his customers are using the product to treat autism in their children.

OMG what? “Industrial-strength bleach tablets”??? OK, ya know, here’s a tip: If it sounds like you something you might put in a industrial washing machine, maybe, just maybe, it’s probably something you shouldn’t ingest or give to someone else to ingest.

In recent months he’s taken on a new role as the U.S representative for a company called Safrax, which markets chlorine dioxide tablets that are advertised on the company’s website as industrial products for odor removal, disinfection, and as cleaners for hot tubs and jacuzzis.

That company “Safrax” should get sued for all they’re worth.

John K, Stan Harrison, and hs lafever #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Ken Ham #fundie

What happens when you briefly reference the Creator (without even specifically explaining who this Creator is) in a scientific paper for a secular publication?

I’d think most scientists would look at you like you’re crazy, because “referencing the Creator” ISN’T SCIENCE.

Mother Mary via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #crackpot

@Anon-e-moose #176468

The Beatles sang of a Mother Mary who spoke words of wisdom.

That’s somehow one of the nicest and kinda also a little bit sad stories of the origin of a famous song…Paul’s late mother coming to him in a dream in his “times of trouble” and saying “things will work out, let it be”

Wai Chong and VINH HUA #moonbat #racist

Ken Ham #fundie

an atheist told me I was immoral for saying close relations married in early history.

That really makes no sense to me. Either said atheist was a dumbass, or Ken’s leaving some parts of the story out, or possibly he’s making the whole thing up. Because why would someone call YOU “immoral” for just saying what happened? That’d be like calling someone evil because they wrote a book about a serial killer.

Samuel z #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

@Sasha #176517

Look up how to spell "Democrat"!

I find it interesting how he actually spelled it right ONE time, but every other time it was “demarcate” lol. Yeah, I’m totally thinking he was very drunk and letting his phone’s “predictive text” complete words.

@AmericasMansMan #homophobia #wingnut

#YourGeneralInTheCultureWar

I’ll defect to the other side then.

various commenters #wingnut

Kathleen Stock #transphobia #enbyphobia

I feel like this should maybe deserve a #kinkshaming tag to go along with the #transphobia one.