TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

various commenters #wingnut #racist

One question comes to my mind: What countries are “white countries” exactly? I work at a truck stop here in the good ol “US of A”, and I’ll tell you, truck drivers are certainly a diverse bunch, racially. In fact, one silly stupid thing I like to do is when I go to clean a shower and see that they left their receipt that has their name on it, and ask myself “is this a name I have any idea how to pronounce?” Quite often the answer is “oh hell no" lol

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #181408

A grain of salt the size of a LeSabre from the 60s or 70s, at that, lol

RandomFNaFfellow #senpai_noticed_us #psycho #conspiracy

BTW, “ChrisR772002” is none other than TheKingOfRhye. I couldn’t resist jumping in, I guess, lol.

Ken Ham #fundie

Remember the days when Twitter had a character limit? What was it, 140 characters? lol, and this is just PART of Ken’s tweet.

(are posts on “X” even supposed to be called “tweets” anymore, since it’s not Twitter?)

Ken Ham #fundie

The words of this song are based on evolutionary naturalism (atheism) to teach kids (and everyone) that everything came from star dust!

Doesn’t the Bible say that God made humans from dust, or dirt, or something like that?

various commenters #transphobia

So to return to the beginning, gender fetishists do not use a pronouns, they demand others to use a pronouns

“do not use a pronouns”? Huh? That doesn’t even make sense. Or does “a pronoun” have a special meaning among these folks? Cus if it doesn’t, that’s just horrible grammar if nothing else.

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Sounds like someone watched Star Trek but completely misunderstood Vulcans, maybe?

thormemeson #senpai_noticed_us #psycho

most are deranged pedophiles

WTF are they even basing that accusation on?????

prussian society of america #racist #wingnut

this will need to be met with Street Theater of “Knock Out” to take from them and even eliminating them entirely.

What even is that sentence? “Street Theather of ‘Knock Out’”? Huh, what the fuck? Is that a fancy way of saying “they should be beat up and killed”? Or am I missing something?

various commenters #transphobia

our pro-reality stance

That's to me about the same thing as when someone starts talking about “natural law” or something similar…you just know there's some sheer nonsense coming up.

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE #psycho

I’ve smoked cigarettes for like 30 years now. I’m old enough to remember stuff from even before I ever thought of smoking, like even fast food restaurants having ashtrays at every table, and seeing cigarette vending machines in bowling alleys and bars and such places. And ya know….it kinda did piss me off for while, like when my state passed a law that said you couldn’t smoke in a bar. But, hey, I’m all okay with that now. I get it, it just aint good for you or the people around you.

Now excuse me while I go outside and smoke my last cig of the night LOL

PS. You're probably just a pencil necked geek anyway

Babylon Bee #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Then: Apple IIe with Oregon Trail. Oops! You have died of dysentery.
Now: Same Apple IIe, but with gay porn.

Uh, what? What library anywhere is using Apple IIes these days? I know, this is supposed to be satire, but that still has to make sense, right?

BRAVE Books, Kirk Cameron and the Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #sexist

Get it for FREE when you subscribe to get a new book each month through the Freedom Island Book Club.

So it’s a fundie book version of those old things where you got like 12 CDs (or cassette tapes even!) for 1 cent or something like that, but then got sent a random CD and got billed for it, unless you told them to stop or gave them more money? (now that’s something I haven’t even thought about in forever, lol)

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

In times like these, you can’t afford to have a president who wants to be POLITICALLY CORRECT

Trump’s certainly not politically correct….well, he’s not correct in any way most of the time!

Erik Carlson #wingnut #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

@Sasha #180839

Trump has been more “in our homes every night on the television” lately than Obama ever was….ya know, since you can’t turn on the TV without some new development in whatever court case he’s in at the moment.

Jason Klop #ableist #quack

OK, I actually didn’t know this, but “FMT” is a real thing that’s done, to combat intestinal infections that people who are taking antibiotics can get. How that’s supposed to have anything to do with autism, I have no damn clue.

Ken Ham #fundie

Yet, it has been used as something of a club to “beat down” and eliminate Christianity from public places, including symbols (like crosses), Bible reading and prayer in public schools, and the teaching of creation in science classes.

OK, that’s a weird and kind of mismatched list. When and where are Christian symbols banned from public places? I guess he means in public schools, though from the way he worded that, it’s not really clear. And reading a bible and praying are certainly not banned in public schools, you just can’t have someone from the school leading such a thing, because of course it would be blatantly unconstitutional. And teaching creation in science classes would be like….oh I don’t know, teaching history in a math class. But worse than that.

Mike Johnson #homophobia #biphobia

“If you were shocked by the moral lapses at the Super Bowl you ain’t seen nothin’ yet,” Johnson wrote.

What he was talking about was the then-recent “shocking moral lapse” at the Super Bowl halftime show in 2004, where Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet Jackson’s outfit to reveal one of her breasts with a little shield over her nipple. (the origin of the term “wardrobe malfunction” btw, lol)

I remember watching that actually, at the time I saw it, I was thinking “holy shit, did that just really happen?”…..but then, I still don’t understand all the brouhaha about it at the time. The biggest US TV audience of the year saw most of one naked boob. Whoop de freaking do.

Michael Lake #fundie #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

Political systems to control the nations

Well, OK, yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of a “political system,” ain’t it?

Donald Trump #wingnut #fundie #racist

if you don’t like our religion

"Our” religion? Who’s this “our” you’re talking about, got a frog in your pocket or something?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Wait a minute….that’s actually apparently not wrong?? at least according to what I found on Google right now??? Honestly, I just don’t even know what the hell is up with this damn country anymore.

fransingolf5314 #conspiracy #moonbat

There's seemingly no limit to the breathtaking depravity of this comment section

Ain’t that pretty much just a general rule for YouTube comment sections, anyway?

Sam Sorbo #sexist #wingnut

I’ve never heard of Sam Sorbo before just now, lemme guess….

YEP, Kevin’s wife, because OF COURSE lol

American Me #conspiracy

There is NO safe or harmless vaccine

That's maybe actually technically correct...in that any vaccine can have SOME side effects. Typically very minor. I'll take a ache in my arm or a mild fever over COVID or something, though!

Chad Felix Greene #homophobia #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy

They strut out on stage and without a moment of hesitation or shame, unleash epic poems of intentionally offensive obscenity, all with a smile and a sense of style no audience can resist.

That sounds kinda awesome, actually.

David Bay #fundie #racist #psycho #crackpot

Bryan Mason, Western Civ Rocks! & Patrick LaBelle #conspiracy #wingnut

He may have had a medical history of heart problems, but given how detrimental the SHOT is to hearts, it is much more likely that the shot led to his death, not Covid.

That is a leap of logic almost comparable to the in-ring leaps I saw in the match where Logan Paul defeated Rey Mysterio Jr to win the WWE US Championship the other day!

(this is totally going off on a tangent, but say what you want about Logan Paul, but damn, he’s legitimately a freaking good wrestler lol)

And oh yeah, RIP Bray, and fuck off for invoking his name in this nonsense.

American Me #conspiracy

Ken Ham #fundie

For instance, at some Earth Day celebrations,

Wait, what? People have “Earth Day Celebrations”?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I'm pretty sure most diseases happen more often among "vaccinated people". That's because we live long enough to catch them, instead of dying from polio or smallpox or something.

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

@Bastethotep #180409

TheKingOfRhye says, it only works if you’re someone like The Rock.

Excuse me for this but….

Personally, I think Ray is a rudeypoo candyass jabroni…..if ya smell what the Rhye is cooking.

Ray Comfort’s opinion

To quote Chris Farley (RIP)…..ya know what Ray Comfort’s opinion and 75 cents will get you? A fresh hot cup of JACK SQUAT!

Now excuse me while I go back to my van down by the river.

various commenters #transphobia

( pegasusknight )
I saw a TIM skipping around in a dress that barely covered his junk in the middle of the day. Like, a dude in his 40’s+ basically dancing around and obviously trying to call attention to himself. 🤦‍♀️

And that inconvencienced you or upset your day how exactly????

Judy Byington/White Hat Intel/JFK Secrets #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

POTUS Was Insulated on AF1

Well, I’m no expert on airplanes, but I’d assume Air Force One has some sort of insulation going on, so, OK, sure?

Judy ain’t the best at words, is she? lol

Trump never seceded

Ummm….I think “conceded” is the word you’re looking for there? LOL

They are taking down treasonous legislative and judicial officials who have infiltrated our government over the past several hundred years

Wait what? They ARE taking down people who have infiltrated the govt over the past several hundred years??? So they’re taking down officials in the afterlife, or are they zombies or something????

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

Do you know why there is never a debate on whether vaccines cause autism?

For much the same reason I wouldn’t want to play chess with a pigeon.

Gary Ayers #wingnut #sexist #dunning-kruger

feminists NEVER have made up more than 7% of the female population of any country at ANY time since their movement began.

I’m kinda just repeating some of the same stuff KeithInc just said, but what??? Like, that’s obviously bullshit, but how in the hell would you quantify that anyway? Like when the government of whatever country it is does their census, they ask women if they’re a feminist or not, for some reason? Oh well, 82.54% of statistics cited are BS anyway. Including that one!

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Shoplifting isn't at all a White thing to do.

Obviously not something I’m proud of, but hey, white guy who’s been caught shoplifting checking in here, lol.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

And their hair quality changes as well, to the point where they wear their hair pulled back tight at all times, never letting it hang naturally.

Even if that were true, that would just mean that they wear their hair a different way, not that somehow their hair actually changed. And ya know….it was already complete BS to begin with.

Matt Walsh #ableist #conspiracy #quack

Didn’t Matt Walsh basically BRAG about his lack of a college education?

Loser Lowlife #sexist

<@KeithInc.> #180019

“jump on her fern”? That’s a new one to me….can’t say I don’t like it tho lol.

PS. Tho, cus I just had to look up some old pics of Suzanne…damn, she was HOT back in the day.

unknown #fundie #pratt

disprove atheism

It’s probably obvious to most people reading this right now, but I’d just like to say it anyway…. “disproving atheism” makes no fucking sense! Atheism isn’t a thing you can prove or disprove, it’s just a lack of belief in any god. Lack of theism. That’s it, that is what the word fucking means.

Sasha Lessin(U.C.L.A. Anthropology, Ph.D.) & Janet Kira Lessin #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

@Sasha #179923

“Areal” is an actual word, meaning “of or relating to or involving an area.” Like you sometimes might hear of an “areal flood warning” or some such. That doesn’t make the sentence that word came from any more or less clear to me, because it was pretty much gibberish to begin with really.

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

Matt Walsh #ableist #conspiracy #quack

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Well, never has a Weird Al song felt more appropriate than after I read that comment….

Dare to be stupid!

Sasha Lessin(U.C.L.A. Anthropology, Ph.D.) & Janet Kira Lessin #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

For building, they moved huge stones with sonar devices.

Uh, how is that even SUPPOSED to make sense in any fucking way?? Did they just completely not know what “sonar” means but used the word anyway?

They interlocked stones and in some places, they interlocked stone blocks with metal staples they pored through holes between the stones to keep them interlocked through earthquakes.

OK, so in other words, they used rebar. lol

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

fear and loathing porn

What’s that, porn somehow based on the book and/or movie Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas? I can’t even imagine what the fuck that’d be like, lol