TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Marcel Qbalendendonck #wingnut #crackpot

SEE THROUGH HIS GLASSES=244

Why the hell would I want to do that? I wear glasses myself, and on occasion I’ve put someone else’s glasses on, usually just as a joke…it always makes my vision worse, because they’re the wrong prescription, obviously.

White House #racist

@WhiteNoise #219166

Well, Elon is basically a 15 year old edgelord in a 53-year-old man’s body, so that checks out.

renegade and guest #racist

I didn’t think about this earlier, but as fan of comedians….hello, how many of the most famous ones are Jewish? The Three Stooges, Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, the Marx Brothers, Rodney Dangerfield, etc.

If you don’t find Rodney Dangerfield funny, then I have no hope for you.

Judith Kusel #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Today three mermaids appeared to me at the beach and showed me how huge movements are occurring in the ocean floor and oceans.

Is this a pitch for one of those “haremlit” series? Not gonna lie, I’d read it, lol. Male protagonist gets three mermaid girlfriends, they show him their “huge movements” all right….

Rep. Shane Jett #psycho #fundie

@JeanP #218929

Apparently, it was mainly in Flint, Bendle, Owosso, Lake Fenton and Flushing.

Hm, interesting, I did not know that. Those places are all kinda in the same general area, perhaps that’s a more conservative area traditionally, I dunno, I’ve not spent a lot time around there myself.

Scott Shaubel #crackpot #fundie

Logan B #crackpot #racist #quack #ufo #mammon #conspiracy

Remember if President Trump does not do the job we expect him to do then under the Restored Republic constitution you can demand his resignation.

I don’t know what the hell “the Restored Republic constitution” would be (personally, I think the one we’ve got now is just fine), but you can demand the President’s resignation right now. There’s nothing stopping you from doing that at all. In fact, I’ll do it myself. I hereby demand that Donald Trump resigns from the office of President effective immediately! Of course, I know that my demand will have no effect, but I can definitely demand it!

Cobra/The Portal #ufo #magick #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The Light Forces, including some Aldebarans

Wouldn’t aliens from a planet orbiting the star Aldebaran more properly be called “Aldebaranians” or something like that? Like in Harry Turtledove’s alternate-history/sci-fi “Worldwar” series, the aliens call our sun “Tosev”, so therefore they call humans “Tosevites.” (at least when they’re trying to be polite, lol)

Carmen Cojocaru #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

We have entered a period in which events are rushing: social conflicts, religious fanaticism, pandemics, wars, economic, political, scientific crises, climate changes, natural catastrophes.

What period of our existence on this planet did NOT have those things???

Rep. Shane Jett #psycho #fundie

@JeanP #218834

Oklahoma allows public and private schools to use corporal punishment.

I just looked that up, here on Wikipedia…I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the states that allow that are all in the South! (plus Indiana for some reason) I was actually somewhat surprised to find that in my home state of Michigan, corporal punishment was legal in public schools until 1989. I was in those schools myself for most of the ’80s, but I never experienced any of that, nor did I ever know of it done to anybody else.

A Republican state senator in Oklahoma fruitlessly raged as his colleagues passed a bill to outlaw corporal punishment of disabled students in schools.

Wait….does that mean that corporal punishment of students, disabled or otherwise, is or was legal in Oklahoma??? How the fuck?????

New Order #wingnut #racist

I thought the New Order was that 80s synth pop band.

Tartarian Talisman #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

Perhaps this is why Noah’s ark has never been found.

Or perhaps it’s because the whole story is obviously utter bullshit for multiple reasons if you actually think about it rationally.

Texastreeman #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

Am just getting chills knowing what’s coming.
1. Pope death. Remember the real one past away couple of years ago. So to finish the movie. We need the double to past away.

Well, given that Popes are usually old farts by the time they become Pope, you’re not really going out on TOO much of a limb if you’re predicting that. Also, you fucked up twice there, either someone PASSED away, or you need them to PASS away. (such a Christian sentiment there, huh?)

Elizabeth Nickson #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump is right

There’s your first mistake…

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #racist #quack #conspiracy #mammon

- Music Video: Going Back in Time is Coming Home (30:40)
- Commentary on the Song and Its Message (1:06:21)

Wait, it took them almost 36 minutes to get from showing the music video to the commentary? They’re either ridiculously long-winded, or that song’s some crazy prog-rock epic, lol.

Oh, no, they just lied, there’s an interview with the creator of the song (which I guess is an AI-generated country song) that they didn’t put in that list of time-stamps…

Juxtaposition1 #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

"Military Marshall Law”?

That sounds like a law against playing guitar too loudly through a Marshall amp while on a military base. Hm, Jimi Hendrix was briefly in the US Army, but I don’t think he would have had his famous amplifiers at that time, lol.

renegade and guest #racist

jews have been subverting White Western culture for a very long time now, and one of the many tools they used to do it was MAD magazine.

Well, DUH. Of course they were subverting Western culture: that was literally the point. It’s called “satire,” ever heard of it? Also, I used to read MAD religiously when I was a kid in the 80s/90s, and they most definitely didn’t limit themselves to satirizing white people, they did it to like everything and everyone that was famous.

VOTL 628 #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Grid Ratio failure has just been reported.

OK…do you care to tell us what grid failed, and why we should give a shit about it’s ratio, or even what it’s a ratio of?

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Sadanand Dhume #crackpot #dunning-kruger #elitist #pratt #psycho #racist

Many population transfers have taken place over the past century.

Yeah, and more before that. The problem is, people often don’t wanna be transferred from where they lived against their will.

Lauren Boebert #wingnut

If this isn’t the face you want on Mount Rushmore, we can’t be friends.

GOOD.

C.T. #racist

What I don’t understand is why is the fact that Trump and Macron were at those events make it “the darkest hour”? How does that make it worse to this guy than just the fact that a lot of black people were players in the games? And I don’t really know about World Cup final games, but I’m pretty sure US Presidents have been at Super Bowls before.

Michael Dalene #wingnut #sexist

Judges are PROHIBITED from 'interpretating' laws.

If you are trying to say “interpreting” laws, then you’re 100% wrong. That’s just how that works. Judges interpret laws. That’s what they do. I think what you’re really meaning is “judges are prohibited from interpreting laws in ways that I don’t agree with.”

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

You’ve suffered autoimmune disorders, autism, ADHD, neurologic disorders, obesity, heart disease, diabetes, cancer, chronic debilitating illnesses… and been GASLIT about it.

I didn’t understand the meaning of that comment at first…then I thought…wait, is she actually trying to say sall those things are caused by vaccines??? Even obesity??? I mean, I’m a bit on the overweight side, but I definitely state with confidence that ain’t from any vaccines, that’s from me not getting enough exercise and eating too much, lol.

Unknown #fundie

Wait, don’t these kinds of people typically say that dinosaurs never existed?? I mean, if your argument basically is “because the Bible said so”…then where are dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible?

Michael John #quack #wingnut

I never “complied” to the vaccines, I took them of my own free will.

Bryce Mitchell #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

“It’s free speech,” White said. “That’s the beautiful thing about this business, for all of you who hate Bryce Mitchell, you get to see him hopefully get his ass whooped on global television”

I know they’re owned by the same company now, but I thought positioning people as “heels” was more of a WWE thing.

ripx4nutmeg #transphobia

Here, we meet a man who pretends to be a woman called ‘Jacquie’ and we meet his wife who is called … Jackie.

Disregarding the slightly maybe odd spelling….it’s maybe more common as a female name, but I’ve totally heard of men who called themselves Jackie. Either as a nickname because their name is Jack or that’s just their actual name. Never heard of Jackie Chan or Jackie Gleason? I must have missed the memo where you got appointed to the position of “name police”.

Celia Fenn/”Archangel Michael” #magick #fundie

@TatersForever5481 #218014

Yeah, good question. Blood is kind of a big thing in Christianity, after all.

Jesse Watters #transphobia #psycho

@TatersForever5481 #217942

Watters wants trans people to…well…he should get fired from any “news” job.

Fox News is about as much of a legitimate news channel as pro wrestling is a legitimate sport. At least WWE admits that these days.

TatoruzuX #sexist #fundie

@JeanP #218026

That kinda sounds like a good thing….be your husband’s porn star, and also, husbands, be your wife’s porn star, lol. But then again, I’m sure I am what these people would call a “porn addict” anyway.

Posie Parker #transphobia

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I kinda wish I still worked at the hospital I did about 10 years ago, I can just imagine people there are pissed off about this.

(the managers of the housekeeping department kinda sucked, so I don’t really regret that I got fired, tho, LOL)

TatoruzuX #sexist #fundie

In the ideal world, men would be perfect. Men would be like Jesus. Men would be completely celibate. Men would not marry. As Paul said, it is good for a man not to touch a woman at all

It seems to me that that “ideal world” wouldn’t last very long, if all the men are completely celibate and never touch a woman. Unless in this “ideal world” people are immortal.

Astrology.com #dunning-kruger #magick

What is this shit, “Pokemon goes new-age”?

Eugene McCarthy #crackpot

Vraiblonde #fundie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8Ba20Q_OY

I see faith in your eyes
Broken is the promise, betrayal
The healing hand held back by the deepened nail
Follow the god that failed
Pride you took pride you feel
Pride that you felt when you'd kneel
Trust you gave a child to save
Left you cold and him in grave

Metallica’s song “The God That Failed”, written by James Hetfield in response to his parents’ “Christian Science” beliefs. Seemed very fitting.

Also, that album is frickin’ AWESOME.

Judy Byington #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

@Malingspann #217774

…instead of being white with black stripes, zebras are black with white stripes.

https://www.britannica.com/story/are-zebras-white-with-black-stripes-or-black-with-white-stripes

They actually ARE black with white stripes! *mind blown*

Ben Bartree #transphobia

I have one question: Why does any of that matter?? If you’ve got a beef with what Sarah McBride has done in the House of Representatives, OK, fine, criticize her for that…I just don’t see why anyone should give a shit about her being trans.

Harry Matadeen #quack #crackpot #mammon

When these people capitalize every first letter of every damn word, part of my brain thinks they’re going for an acronym, or more like an initialism (since in this instance, they’re obviously not making an acronym!) So, I suppose that this post means…..

TFHAOLSWTDOTMMTIYOUUFBPBATUITOTSOMTBWPYWTWAHASBSTUYOPMATKYHF

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Newsploy #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

What about NFL meaning “Not For Long” America

I’ve heard that before, but I remember it meaning that the average NFL player’s career doesn’t last too long. Or even NFL coaches’ tenure with one team. If you don’t win, you’re fired in a few years, ya know, lol.

Ken Ham #fundie

The word science is defined as “the state of knowing: knowledge as distinguished from ignorance or misunderstanding.”

I just had to Google that. That is the LAST, the 5th out of 5, entry you get on Merriam-Webster’s website for a definition of “science.” I don’t think that’s the definition most people would be thinking of when they’re talking about “religion vs science” or “creationism vs evolution”, is it? The first definition makes more sense to me, as it relates to this topic:

knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through scientific method

Judy Byington #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

On Mon. 20 Jan. 2025 when Trump took office, the privately owned Federal Reserve and IRS were considered legally defunct.

If the IRS was then “considered legally defunct” as of that date….then how in the hell can I go on the IRS website like I just did right now and see that my tax refund is scheduled to be deposited in my account on 2/12? Literally 2 days from when I typed this very comment. For a supposedly defunct agency, they seem to be doing their jobs pretty well, lol.

PS. Just as bit of an amusing side note…I will try not to spend that refund all in one one place…it’s a whopping $30! LOL

Jim Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump had BETTER NOT attend the super bowl, or we will get a "Black Sunday"

As much as I don’t like Mr Trump….that’s literally a threat against the President of the US. Be glad nobody takes you seriously, Jim Stone.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

How many men do you want your wife to have fucked by the time you marry her?

It’s actually kind of a turn-on to me to have a partner that’s more experienced that me.

Daymond Duck #fundie #wingnut

Those same expert Bible prophecy teachers say the second most important sign is the Fig Tree (Israel; Matt. 24:32).

Hmm, I bet all these “experts” don’t mention the line a few verses later (Matthew 24:34), or possibly have some weird way to explain it away….

Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

Oops….

Tartaria Brazil #crackpot #conspiracy

They sold it 100 years ago as sugar

Uh…did they mean radium was sold as commonly as sugar? Or is this person saying that in the 1920s, people were putting radium in their coffee or tea??

Cultural planning against nuclear energy and radiation, as well as fear, is so ingrained in human minds that they cannot think. One-time events, such as the Hindenburg zeppelin, Chernobyl, and Fukushima disasters, are carefully constructed and then exploded throughout the media to influence collective psychology and diffuse consciousness.

What in the hell does the Hindenburg disaster have to do with nuclear energy and radiation?

Jesse Beltran/James Rink #quack #magick #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

a leading expert in the fields of frequencies,

What the fuck even is “the field of frequencies”? Frequencies of WHAT? Sound? Radio waves? Light?