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Ap0calypse #sexist #quack #crackpot

Think I’ll leave this one to our resident biologist, our good Pharaoh but yeah pumping yourself full of T and overdosing it in your body can and WILL fuck you up beyond belief.

misterbean9 #sexist #racist #psycho

“800 years ago I could join teuotnics and rape all of them and murder them”

You could join them and be brutally offed at a certain battle, which also broke the order’s spine and very clearly showed us who was to murder and violate whom. Don’t fuck with a bunch of angry slavs, not ever. you might have an army, you might think you’re good but you, Sir are far from it in fact!

soulartemis #psycho #sexist fundie

“important rite in the culture.”

Don’t you fucking dare to bring shit like that up till you are ready to respect human rights above and such shit.

One Million Moms #fundie

And who the fuck are you to demand they censor stuff you’re clearly not the target audience for?

Ultimatepassivecel #sexist #crackpot

BITG #sexist

“TAKE THEIR RIGHTS AWAY “

No.

You literally jelly, you desperate, miserable motherfucker. Stay jelly and might as well, cause nobody’s rolling back human fucking rights just for your dick to get wet.

Daniel Pavlovsky #conspiracy #racist

GeneticJoke #sexist

@Nomates #35256

I’m one and I strongly disagree, what now, dipshit? You can buy yourself a sex slave, sadly so, least till your little shitkingdom turns to ashes, as it will sooner or later but you will never know how it is to satisfy a woman in bed, while all them balding feminists have no problem with making their wives scream from pleasure. You are not and never will be a man, all you are is a spoiled brat of a boy. Those balding guys you laugh at? they’re actual men, real men who take care of their partners and who actually have partners, unlike you, unlike what yuo are even capable of, my boy

How is it to live in your little bubble where only your opinion matters, what colour the sky happens to be there, eh? You flat out admit that facts don’t matter to you and then you go on with your impossibly cretinious ideas about human relations and consider that crock of pure shite to be a fact to spread like its your own fucking feces. Was fun while it lasted but now either get a job at south park dev team or just get back to your little nightmare of a failed state. We’ll be there to liberate your women once the oil dries up.

Have fun with that.

FaceandHFD

“ If they suspect you do drugs you're seen as a weirdo and a loser, meanwhile they have no problem with chad and stacy doing coke and ecstacy at frat parties.”

Bitch, I’m gonna respect the shit outta anyone who can get me some passably pure coke these day and age but more seriously, nobody ever ostracizes you for pot anymore and haven’t since what, the last decade and if you get lip for your drinking, then in all probability you just can’t hold your booze in front of others. From my experience people genuinely tend to err on the side of “dunno whatcha talkin ‘bout, never seen him do nuthin, guvnor” than actually go in head first and nag you for your habits, unless you are being VERY nasty and obnoxious with them.

You might also be doing meth or crack or some other shit that makes you into a Gollum but nobody’s gonna be happy being witness to that process, no shit people are less than friendly about it.

People tend to just go along with it and have fun when you snort a line and go dancing like crazed for half an hour and they don’t get to see the after effects(turns out social people like fun times druggies, not the “looks at you blankly from the crack land” junkies, who fuckin knew?), that much is true but it has nothing to do with how the fuck you look like, merely with what and how you handle.

This is of course not even the proper meat of your bullshit here but others have already torn you a new one on that and I thought to scrutinize this specific part, being a bit of a local “wise woman” when it comes to drugs and even in this specific tiny case, it turns out you’re very much fucking reality detached, my boy.

zekr #psycho

“Already weed stores and liquor stores are closing so these fucking normies cant get their drug fixes.”

Check again in my country.

Nelson laugh

Gunnersup #conspiracy

PluralSpaceRace

Sobinia #sexist #psycho

So, she’s a vapid bitch with teh looks and you’re a vapid bitch without them. Sucks but doesn’t make you an innocent victim here.

Norm Fishler #fundie

“Modern abortion is nothing more or less than ancient Molech worship revived. “

As opposed to, say abortions in the 18th century? Can you give me anything here? Any specific reason, as to why is a dirty coathanger in a back alley all cool with ya but the clinic visit is suddenly a religious ritual?

Atavistic Autist #conspiracy #wingnut

Yeah, weed helps me keep calm and sane. My own damned right to spark as much, as I like, ditto for hootch. Even as much as fucking dare to think about taking any of that from me and I will personally throw a molotov through your fucking window, pal.

James May #fundie

Andrew Anglin #sexist

@Nomates #34151

No, I suppose it’s not. Whatever balding atheists you’re talking about here, but I will take you on your word. Now, can you conceive for just a fraction of a second, that not everything, everyone does is to get some hypothetical women wet.

For example I’m a woman and the shit you type definitely doesn’t get me nowhere near aroused, so can you, by your own logic fuck off the internets, since you have failed in your only prescribed live goal?

What a disgusting filth you are. Unashamedly talking about enforcing your degenerate standards on others, as if you have any right to. Trust me, you miserable rejects of an otherwise admirable sapient species, you can and will be bullied too. Indeed why not, each time you see a dipshit of their kind try to tell women what they can and cannot do with their own fucking bodies, just make sure he thinks about swallowing the buisness end of a shotgun by the end of it. At this point just go after anything and everything, I guess and execute a complete self esteem purge of the malicious fuckhead in question.

You want a real target? Try going after me or one of my friends, I very well fucking invite you, as I’m quite a public person. We’ll put your little bullying to the test, eh? It is a certain irony that the only morally acceptable bullying is breaking would be manipulators and social controllers like you, so they know better than to stick their appendages, where they do not belong.

Atavistic Autist #transphobia #sexist #ableist

“Both are attempts of the autist to increase his social status, get attention/recognition, and fit in. “

Aand there ya go, utterly wrong right from the first premise.

Transfolks have nothing to do with some people trying to play sociopaths. Windmills, therefore shit on my carpet.

AccountError #sexist

Lol, make us. This is some of the most entitled, selfish shit I’ve read for a time.

“NOONE CARES ABOUT YOU
LEGIT STFU
STOP”

Yes, precisely. Nobody gives a flying fuck about what your kind want us all to do, so please do shut the fuck up with your pathetic demands on people. Sex is supposed to be as fun for both(or possibly more) parties involved, the very fact you’re seeing this as some sort of a zero sum game is so pathetic, as to be utterly hilarious to anyone with half a leg of experience.

BummerDrummer #crackpot #racist

It’s like being wrong, inside of already being wrong, a little like fractal wrongness but more… inside.

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

@Anon-e-moose #33955

Heh, thought that thing is a desktop breaker. Not gonna risk it then on ours, specially since we are already streched thin with our cooling as it is. Also no need, I’m an adult with proper attention span and patience, I can wait to play it in 5 years and won’t miss a thing. Also, M$ started releasing the entire remastered Halo collection for Steam and I’m on top of that shit currently! Gotta admit that after going through what’s aviable right now it’s been a blast for me, finally having those games to play without having to purchase that shitbox of a console or having to contend with playing a shooter of all things with a controller.

Anonymous #fundie #racist

Wish they executed your deity with that other stuff they had in store for patricides, you know, the one where they would put you in a sack with a venomous snake, a monkey, a dog and a rooster and throw this whole barrel ‘o fun down the Tiber river. Imagine the Christian symbolism then. Would be sorta crowded there in the logo…

ForeEverAnIncel #sexist

“We’re kicked out of subreddits. Our subs get banned. Our thoughts and blackpills silenced. Why? “

Simple, because it’s all utterly toxic bullshit normal people can easily see through. NOBODY buys your shit and once you get too frustrating, they just take you out.

“Is it because the truth hurts? “

You would know, wouldn’t you?

“I always here the same bullshit advice. “Just go to the gym bro”, “just be yourself bro”, “find hobbies bro”. All of these are just shitty copes. None of them fucking work obviously.”

Okay, here’s some serious advice then: Take a good fucking long look at yourself and get some professional therapy because you very well need one. Do not be yourself till that “yourself” ain’t a fucking murderous, dehumanizing psycho and definitely do not think merely having a couple interests will get you a partner, first you need to learn to WANT a partner, not a fucking slave and to see women as just as human as yourself, it’s gonna be all downhill from there, you can take my word for it.

“When the incels rise up then the world will finally understand our struggle.”

Sure, shoot up a couple more malls, I’m certain it will help your cause and force everyone else to kowtow to your demands(because people just fucking love being forced by a terrorist threatening murder). Or not and each time one of you goes on a spree, successful or not, you are all getting just one step closer to being hunted down like the rabid dogs you are. As long as you stay in that cult and dream about mass murder, it is game over for you and will always be. We won’t let you dictate to us how to live our lives and to just give away our personhood, because your dicks happen to be dry, even us women alone are more than enough to just slaughter your little dipshit shooter cult like piggies. Face it, fuckhead, there is no scenario in which you win this or even get anything you wanted. Either off yourself or get the fuck outta the cult and seek help.

Sparrow's Song #sexist #psycho

Korean Friendship Association #moonbat

@Nomates #33809

You’re just a gift, that keeps on givin, ain’t ya? There is really nothing more for me to say, the prosecution simply rests.

Oh and we’ve gotten plenty from our “liberal” ideology, personal freedom to live as we please is a reward of its own, though I honestly doubt a vermin like you could grasp the very concept.

@Nomates #33772

And you know this how? Seriously, you are fucking aware, you’re making some seriously unhinged assumptions about people you know shit all about? Look at you, incel. You’re a spoiled Saudi brat, who’s claiming to know the actual inner lives of others much better than they do themselves. You live as a privledged sex in your little barbaric kingdom and shit on human rights all over, because you’re good where you are obviously. Honestly, I’m going to enjoy seeing you and your kind run amok in terror, when your precious oil finally runs out or we get something better to put in our cars, which we eventually will. Hope you will enjoy having your shit kicked in by Iran, they’re positively democratic feminists, compared to your odious, medieval lot.

ionlycopenow #crackpot #wingnut

TheIncelRepublic #sexist #wingnut

FFS you made that shit up from the whole cloth to begin with. This is fucking fractal insanity, right there!

Ap0calypse #sexist

“you use the absolute worst examples of us reacting to years of permanent sexual isolation as proof every single self identified incel is an evil terrorist. “

You and your kind tout these “absolute worst examples” as fucking saints, no less. You have not the slightest fucking right to speak here, you filth.

DAGAIZM #quack

“If already do it,why they didn't think about attacking the main part of the virus imediately? “

It’s a virus, not a Death Star.

Anonymous #ableist

@SpukiKitty #33442

To be fair I sometimes think that their mothers dearests should be made well aware of all that crap. We are well into a “You, Sir have a mother. You have a mother and you just said THAT, I’m telling your mother!” territory here.

Amos VII #racist #wingnut

“Mixed race child - genetic line ended.

You can repeat this lie a million times more and it will not make it one iota more true. Mixing genetics is always positive for the species involved, we have another word the rest of humanity uses for your “purity” and we call it inbreeding.

theson #sexist

Hey, don’t ya look at me, dipshit, I’ve been stayin on my ass in Alberta for the last good couple years. The reality here is that you imagine every single gal in their world as that one rich friend people sometimes have who always seems to spend half their lives in luxurious resorts. It’s a toxic attitude born of privledge but it has shit all to do with women any more than men.

Ropemaxx #sexist

“Why cant no woman rape or sexually assault me? Over if you don't get this reaction.”

Sign me a waiver and wait for a go ahead from my lawyer and I will. Serious offer, but you’re not gonna like any of it. No, not even if he’s into that kind of shit.

Simonleluk #conspiracy #racist

“beware the yellow people “

No shit, they are probably sick with that thing that makes your skin yellowish in tint, pretty nasty, infectious and possibly deadly bug!

Oh, you meant Asian people? Yeah go fuck yourself with something metal and rusty.

mental_out #sexist

@SpukiKitty #33094

Heh, all MST3K hosts are sexy beasts in my eyes but then I consider a sense of infectious humour a first and most awesome quality in a guy…

That being said, i think i prefer Mike the most, since he just has the “energy” Joel seems to be somewhat lacking. Jonah’s the one from the revived show, iirc? I like him fine but the new Forrester lady villain and her sidekick sorta stole that show for me.

As for Chris Evans, he’s, okaish… sorta? TBH I never paid much attention to him when you usually had the Thor dude on the screen, now that is a hunk of a meatbag I can slobber like a bitch in heat over!

I also tend to find teh Rock, Dwayne Johnson sexy for some reason but that’s mostly his face, somehow it just seems very cute to me.

Mack Major #fundie #homophobia

“Unless we start identifying the root of the problem as spiritual in nature”

Unless we get any solid evidence of what you just said, we won’t.

“who died in their sins and somehow got stuck on the earth plane between our world and the underworld of the dead. “

Now, how does that happen? Can you explain to me, even just on your own theological level, since I was convinced you were a christian and that sort of shit hardly fits with your established religion.

Finally, just fuck off and die, there are Satanist like me, open and proud ones and you don’t get to practice your ritual abuses on us, yes we publicly defy you and your little cosmic horror of a dictator and there is shit all you can do with it. We get to run for public office and join in with government jobs just as anyone else. Guess you’ll just have to deal with it.

hoIds_up_spork & littlecuterose #sexist

“-Don’t have excess body hair “

My legs are hairy as all fuck through most of the year, I’m generally a little bit scruffy even if it’s invisible to the naked eye.

“-have good social skills “

LOL not.

“-be liked by men and respected by other women “

Suppose I am but that did not come from me looking like a baloon boobied bimbo.

“-have big ass and huge perky tits “

My ass is flat like an ironin board and I barely HAVE tits.

“-have a tiny waist “

Guess you got me there but I fucking well worked for that one for months with some truly hardcore dieting.

“-have long hair “

Nope, medium length at most. Can’t physically grow them out beyond that.

“-have a good hairline “

I have a decent one, still a good couple steps from “good”.

“-have neotenic facial features “

The fuck are those?

“-Be between 5’3-5’8 “

5′8 exactly iirc and I’ve never seen a guy give a fuck about his prospective partners height unless she’s a midget or a basketball pro.

“-be able to pass the ‘take her swimming on the first date test’ “

I like to think I do, I get to show off all my awesome scars and tell everyone how I got them too!

“-be feminine “

Second verse same as the first: LOL not.

“-wear dresses and jewelry “

Wore all that literally once in my life, on my own wedding day.

“-learn to cook and clean “

I cook, my man cleans usually.

“-be a pure virgin “

Was already with someone before my man.

“-DON’T focus on your career, yet always be able to pay on dates and afford your expensive beauty products and treatments “

FUCK NO, where would my vidya cash come from then?

“-In some cases, don’t be anything but white or Asian, especially not black!”

Hello, racist!

So, in short, I hardly fit your little list above and I’m still happily married, for a long time now and with no serious marital issues, we’re both madly attracted to each other and our feelings have only gotten more and more powerful with time. Sorry for a long-ass refutation but I felt it was fitting here.

anwarfathy #conspiracy

“it is a fucking hoax
even your president told you that “

Not my president. We happen to have a prime minister and his wife is actually sick with the bug, so he is actually taking this whole thing with proper seriousness. And as for Trumpoo the clown? Maybe if he was just a tad bit more honest with well… just about anyone before, he wouldn’t be utterly ignored with whatever he spouts.

desperateanduseless #sexist

“also, ‘everyone is beautiful’, ‘men have different tastes’. NAH”

Denying reality will not help you any. Are you seriously stating that my husband, who likes his woman to be his partner in crime, so to speak, who likes a wiry and aggressive shieldmaiden type and prefers the boobs on his gal smaller and more natural lookin has EXACTLY the same preferences as a trad racist from some hole down south? The same who would rather have a somewhat curvy, big boobied “broodmother” who considers herself in clear hierarchy to him? Yeah, that is how this sounds. Women are individuals, men are individuals, FFS how tough is this simple fact to get through their heads?

Konon #sexist #racist

“Daily reminder your own mom will sleep with your bully if she ever saw him “

Daily reminder most incels would fuck their own mother if she let them, we know of a couple who already tried.

Ap0calypse #sexist

And you can of course show me all the cold, hard data, which supports all those sweeping conclusions you are making about people’s marital lives?

No? I just have to take you on your word that you know what goes on in my bedroom and even in my own brain better than me? Sure, I’ll take an uneducated opinion from a sulky little fuckhead above my own fucking experience, above that of my own mother too, that’s the logical thing to do, eh?

ItsACrazyWorld #sexist

Oh do fuck off, I’d love to sign up for the military, I’m sorta old for such a career these days but still. I am signing up for a cop the first chance I get, so my point stands just as well.

mental_out #sexist

@SpukiKitty #33062

Well there are genuine look preferences but with adult people they tend to take a back seat to the personality of a person. To be honest with you I find Eliot disgusting, disconcerting and monstrous in his looks but then I’m an empath and those eyes tell me all I need to know about him. That aside I’m very much not into “pretty boys” myself, my taste is more of a “frontier dude” with plenty less than kept facial hair, big burly physiques(but not ripped, I put literally no emphasis on muscles or general fitness of my partner beyond his health), stoic, yet empathic and with honest faces. Again, though this is a distant secondary to actual personality and character of a guy.

I’m writing this just so you know this “pretty boys are all the rage” argument isn’t necessarily working for everyone else but you and like minded gals

How the fuck about just signing up for some club or group activity that is likely to have some gals attend it? That’s the way normal folks do it, there are also romantic dating sites that are not geared like tinder mainly for the shallow people looking for a quickie.

By the way the street approach isn’t totally out but you need to know how to do it, I had a couple really cool convos with potential for a lasting friendship with some random guys on the street who noticed I was reading a Trek book at the time and decided to ask if I’m perhaps a fellow trekkie. I never, not once dropped a guy who did and it has always led to fun and engaging convos and now for the kicker, most of these guys looked much less kept up and “manly” than your typical incel photo presents. Obviously though, none of them tried to “acquire” me, so maybe it was just them being nice and genuinely friendly that made me want to stick around and have a talk. Obviously I’m a married woman(to a trekkie, no less) but had I not been such, I’d definitely consider getting closer with some of them.

You on the other hand are in all probability much more like that Jamaican dude who harassed me once outside our local lgbt meetup place, goes up to you outta nowhere and starts aggressively asking you to agree on a date, while when confronted with a wedding ring, doubles his aggression and demands to know where your other half is supposed to be(was there alone, since hubbie doesn’t always attend with me). That was a classic case of wondering if I should be calling the cops or just get up and kick his posterior myself.

schizomode #sexist #psycho

"HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH."

You must have some very respectful neighbours, too bad you don’t appreciate them. You yelled that at me and my man, we’d laugh in your fucking face and get back to it, only louder, just for your hearing pleasure.

LastTryGhost #sexist #psycho

You seem to labour under some delusion that we’re just gonna let you rampage and kill as many people, as each of you need to finally fill that void inside. We won’t, we’ll first delegalize your little group and target it as a terrorist cell which it is, then if that won’t help, we might actually think about simply ending you all on our terms, it’s hardly a murder to put down a rabid dog as he tries to bite you.

Nuke Middle America #moonbat #psycho

Yes, honestly you can most likely take on them in the end and win like you did before but it’s a fucking civil war, a terrifying and pointless loss of human life, a LOT of which are gonna be civilians. Everything else about training guerilas and other shit, is just that: Verbal feces.

If the Trumper fucks start shit, then of course you should by all means defend yourselves and obliterate those knuckle dragging inbred cretins if need be but that’s the point, only if they start it up, once you knowingly stir shit yourself, you become no better than them in your bid to kill off a lot of our own kind just to have a country easier for you to run later.