If you truly love God, you won't be homosexual. Why? Because if you love "him" (I use him because he is the father) then you will obey his commands; and hence, no homosexuality for you.
Erm, hermaphrodites? I have never heard of a real one. And I would never ever want to see pictures of one either. And if I did I want to be 100% sure that it isn't photoshoped.
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I love the way these people portray being queer as akin to joining a club or choosing a political party.
"I was going to fuck women, but then I heard the gay clubs have better music and make stronger drinks so I switched."
It is the only way their self-righteous bible babble works. It is also asinine. I am gay because I made a decision to disobey God? Is that also why I eat bacon?
Then there is the argument that states that if one has not personally experienced something it does not exist. Apparently, Amasian does not want to apply this the existence of God, just hermaphrodites.
"And I would never ever want to see pictures of one either. And if I did I want to be 100% sure that it isn't photoshoped."
I absolutely don't want to have sex with a man, under any circumstances. But if I do, I want him to cum in my mouth so I can be sure I don't like it.
A hermaphrodite may not necessarily look like what you imagine a hermaphrodite is. Some look completely female. Some look completely male. Some look female at birth, and then when they hit puberty, get fully formed male genitalia. Why don't you learn a bit more about a subject before commenting on it?
(sorry for the double-post - hit the enter key twice)
"If you truly love God, you won't eat shrimp. Why? Because if you love "him" (I use him because he is the father) then you will obey his commands; and hence, no Red Lobster Seaside Shrimp Trio for you."
Erm, hermaphrodites? I have never heard of a real one. And I would never ever want to see pictures of one either. And if I did I want to be 100% sure that it isn't photoshoped."
You are commended for seeking evidence of hermaphrodites, and wishing to ascertain the validity of that evidence. If you extend the “principles of reason & logic” you applied to the existence of hermaphrodites to the existence of “God”.
.”Erm, GOD ? I have never heard of a real one. And I would never ever want to see pictures of one either. And if I did I want to be 100% sure that it isn't photoshoped."
You then make a very sound and reasonable argument for
..”Erm, God?”
"If you truly love God, you won't eat shellfish."
"If you truly love God, you won't dare call bats mammals."
"If you truly love God, you'll hate your parents."
"If you truly love God, you'll give all your money to the poor and join a hippy roadshow."
-pb
It's like saying "if you love him(he's not a father, at least in a sexual sense. As far as I'm concerned, he's not a DNA provider), you'd never have blue eyes, or be African American..............."
Yeah, and how dare those coloreds claim to love God, even though they have the mark of Cain, eh boy?
Gadfuckingdammit people; It’s Photo SHOPPED. TWO Mutherfuckin’ P’s. It’s like “hoped” next to “hopped”, they are very different, now learn the difference! (Rant over)Hermaphrodites do exist and they pretty much blow your “everyone is made in god’s image” out of the water. Either god has a vagina, or your god is fake.
So....if you truly DO love god, you have to be straight?
But, I'm straight and atheist. Do I have to catch teh gay now?
"Erm, hermaphrodites? I have never heard of a real one."
And God made them male, and female, and other.
Male, female, and other he made them.
(Ignoring reality is not the way to answer a genuine question. It doesn't matter how religious You are, if you're trying to convince Someone Else to believe what you believe.)
I've seen the "people choose to be gay" BS before, but for the love of genetics, denying the existence of hermaphrodites?
Justification? "I ignore the bits of reality I don't like!"
I laugh at the sheer stupidity of fundies.
Then I cry. Because I then realize it is no joke, and that they are willingly stupid
Technically, I don't think humans can be hermaphrodites, as it would require having both male and female reproductive organs. I've never heard of an intersex person having testes and ovaries, and as far as I know most are sterile. Of course, I somehow doubt that that's what this guy meant.
Makes me wonder why people EVEN bother to be Christian.
And hermaphrodites? Care to arrange for a field trip, Amasian?
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