Half Sigma, I married a great lady with Jewish heritage, so don’t take this the wrong way. But you are negatively obsessed with Sarah Palin. I’ve noticed that this is a common reaction among commentators with Jewish heritage:
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I have a theory on this. Sarah Palin is an outdoor-type; look at her here:
www.brickoven.blogspot.com
Jews were not as outdoorsy as non-Jews during the course of human development. I believe that this is why Palin is accepted more readily among non-Jewish DNA than among Jewish DNA. I suspect that is why you are negatively obsessed with Sarah Palin.
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So it's race issue rather than a political one that Jews have with Palin?
Clearly, that seems logical right?
Ok, I've got "Jewish DNA", but I'm more negatively obsessed with Sarah Palin based on her banning books, whoring for big oil, abusing her power and being a Christian fundamentalist with ties to Joel's Army.
Some people reject her because of her ideas. By the way, she has the blessing of the Jews as much as any other group, so long her boss is willing to support Israel. And the wife of Jewish heritage, I feel is like the uncle who smoke cigarettes and died at ninety from falling from the stairs. Strawmen to hide your insecurities.
I don't like her because she's a lying, conniving, underhanded, power-mad, christain cunt.
So because jews are less partial to camping than whiteys, they don't like Palin?
Yeah, that logic makes perfect sense...
I'm a Jew who doesn't like going outdoors, but I have more pressing concerns about Palin than this shit. Like, for example, if the neo-cons win the election, Palin will do everything in her power to make sure my aunt won't be able to marry.
Will, before you say more nonsense, Yiddish is a language, not a race or a nationality. It's a mix of German and Hebrew and it was the language that German and Polish Jews spoke. Please, if you're going to be racist, at least do it well. It's as stupid as saying "the problem is not the Chinese but Mandarin"
Ok, I checked with my dad and he says that your technically right about Yiddish. The race of people I was thinking of are actually called Ashkenazis, but everyone calls them Yiddish or "Yids." Even my 6th grade teacher called them "Yiddish people," and she was totally 100% pro-Yid.
The Yiddhish are not real Jews. My dad and I did a lot of research on this topic and we found that the Jews of the Bible were a different race of people called Hebrews. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, etc. were not Yiddish. They were Hebrew. The Bible actually has prophesies in the Old Testament about the Hebrew people eventually being replaced and conquered by an impure race of people who speak a messed up version of the Hebrew langauge. These prophecies are talking about the Yiddhish and their langauge. Most so called Jews are really Yiddish and there are very few Jews actually related to the Jews of the Bible. They are a totally different group of people and practice a religion based on midieval alchemy called Kabbalah (Yiddhish magic). The Yiddhish control most of the world's banking systems and are the so called Jews that operate Hollywood and control our country's politics.
I am not anti-semite, BUT most of today's "Jews" are NOT Semites. They're Yids. You can see their influence all over. WHen I was in sixth grade, our teacher (a closet Yid) tried to make our entire class learn Yiddish words and phrases. She actually had the guts to stand up in front of everyone and say "we're going to pretend to be Yiddish for a day." She wanted to teach us Yiddish phrases for "stand up" and "sit down" so that she could give us commands IN YIDDISH. This is pretty much what every Yid dreams of - bossing American citizens around and yelling at them in YIDDISH. She was even going to teach us Yiddhish folk dancing or some crap. I totally refused to participate or let somebody give me orders in Yiddish. I stood up and said "I'm an American, not a fucking yentil. There is no fucking way I'm going to sit here and pretend to be Yiddish." I got suspected for making my stand against this Yiddish crap but at least the principle was smart enough to book me for "disrespecting a teacher" and "profanity," rather than telling me I had to pretend to be Yiddish. My dad eventually pulled me out of that class and homeschooled me through the rest of sixth grade. That's when we started doing our own research on the Yiddish and their agenda.
This election really worries me because you have a Muslim running against Yiddish. Both of these groups are at war with each other in the Middle East and the yboth want to claim this countryas their own territory. My dad thinks that John McCain might have some Yiddish background and I dont think I even need to explain what Barak Obama is about. Please pray tha tBob Barr wins the election. He is our only hope!!!
Oh and FYI communism is a Yiddish invention. Just go on Wikipedia and put in Yiddish, then click where it says "Ashkenazis." Take a look at the pictures on the right of all of these proud Yids. There's Karl Marx, and two other people may dad identified as important communist leaders, Leon Trotsky and Golda Meir.
Will, by the 100th time, STAY OUT OF YOUR DAD AS A RELIABLE SOURCE. Yiddish is a LANGUAGE, not a race. The names of the Languages not always coincide with the name of the language they speak(sorry to open old wounds with the "mexican" language), specially if they're rather a macro-ethnia, not a solified body of people with only cultural ties. In fact, the language of the modern state of Israel is Hebrew. Yiddish is a pidgin of German AND some Aramaic and Hebrew. And Azkhenazi Jews are the Jews who lived in Europe, LONG BEFORE COMMUNISM WAS ESTABLISHED(remember, date of the Communist Manifesto 1848. Date of birth of Barchum Spinoza, Akhenazi Jew, 1678). They perform the same rituals and hold the same religious beliefs as the other Jews around the world. If you say that "the problem is not English people, it's Londoners" you're saying exactly the same Kibosh.
"Jews were not as outdoorsy as non-Jews during the course of human development."
This is why they were so reluctant to up stakes and follow Moses across the Red Sea, of course. They wanted deliverance from bondage, but only if it didn't involve getting sunburned and hiking hundreds of miles.
And how do you tell Jewish DNA? Is it the teeny tiny little yarmulkes?
P.S.: I learned my Yiddish vocab from MAD Magazine and Mel Brooks. Will Derrickson probably doesn't like either.
Actually, like 90% of the Spanish people, I had some ancestor far back who was a converted Akhenazi Jew. Doesn't matter, even Torquemada, St Theresa of Jesus, St John of the Cross or Miguel de Cervantes had one.
Oh yeah, less outdoorsy, THAT'S why my family's run around with their homes on their backs for the past 7 generations.
On a more serious note, I don't like Sarah Palin because I inherited Jewish anti-camping genes???
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