6 7 5 = 18
Barack Hussein Obama = 18
6+6+6= 18
I know the thread is about Obama's ride named the Beast, but I would fall out of my chair if the car's plates had a certain 3 digit number on them that included three 6's.(...)
So I must respectfully submit that there is just a lot of 'red flags' raised at our next president, and he will be monitored closely by those of us that are suspicious that there is more than meets the eye.
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he will be monitored closely by those of us that are suspicious that there is more than meets the eye.
Yeah, and if doesn't do anything suspicious we know you'll just make something up.
You wanna play with numerology? Okay, let's play:
Ronald Wilson Reagan = 6 6 6
Ronald Reagan was shot, wounded and recovered from the wound, much like the Beast.
Ronald & Nancy's house number was 666 until Nancy had it changed.
Several winning lotto numbers on Ronnie's inauguration day were 666.
Therefore, Ronald Reagan is the Anti-Christ.
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Sure, you know if you ignore every single prophecy in the bible about the origins of the Anti-Christ then Obama could sure fit the bill. Of course then again so could you or anyone else if your not going to even follow your own guidelines.
Admit it, you just want him to be evil because he is black you racist fucktard.
A three digit number including three sixes?
Subtlety doesn't work that way.
Numerology doesn't work at all.
Numerology? Awesome! I want to play, too!
aaron = 5
fucking = 7
stupid = 6
5 + 7 + 6 = 18 = 6 + 6 + 6
Therefore, aaron is the Devil!
Did I win?
The "number" in Revelation could hardly be referring to simply counting the letters of an Arabic name as spelled using the English alphabet. Revelation was written in Greek. The Jewish system of numerology transliterated words and names into the Hebrew alphabet, leaving out most of the vowels. Each letter is then assigned a number and the numbers are summed.
666? For many years, Massachusetts license plates had three numbers followed by three letters, and Rhode Island has had two letters followed by three numbers for many years now. Numerically, in either stete, you stand a 1 in 1000 shot of getting 666 on your license plate. Your state may operate the same way. That meeans someone in your town, or perhaps someone who goes to your church (!) might have won the DMV's Antichrist Lottery. Take no chances. Stalk your church's parking lot, and find the offender. You looked under every bed for a Communist, you can do the same for the Prince of Darkness...
http://www.eadshome.com/antichrist.htm
These are the 27 characteristics of Anti-Christ according to Biblical prophecy.
Since the Roman Empire has not yet been restored, Obama has not denouced the God of his fathers and proclaimed himself God, that he hasn't changed to calender, and that he hasn't suffered any fatal injuries, Obama is not the Anti-Christ.
And neither was Reagen.
Wow. How fucking bizarre.
if the car's plates had a certain 3 digit number on them that included three 6's
ROTFLMAO. What a long winded way of saying it had 666 on it. What other 3 digit numbers include 3 sixes?
Ronald Wilson Reagan=666. That was a red flag for me, and I was right! It led to George Bush, which also = 666, if you jumble enough numbers around.
I'm so damn old I remember when Ronald Wilson Reagan was the anti-christ and the proof was that there were six letters in each of his names, hence 666.
Edit: Durnit, DevilsChaplain and Mister Spak beat me to it.
Monitor away until your eyes fall out.
You are what makes us in Europe gag at the thought that America thinks it is such a desirable place to be. I wouldn't want to be within 500km of you or your kind. So please stay away from here.
(Anna Ghislaine)
"It's 616, not 666, you tits. You even fail at the fail-heap that is numerology."
Indeed so. *smiles and nods*
As one who knows the original Number of the Beast, I can't really help but wonder, though, how any Christians living in Grand Rapids, Michigan (area code: 616) manage to continue living there without being transformed into Lovecraftian monsters of one kind or another.
(rw23)
"Oh, but they do, in the dark of the moon, when Fomalhaut rises and the fire vampires dance..."
Hmm. Good point, that.
While you're at it, you better stock up on weapons and toilet paper. Never know when you'll have to stage a revolution to protect the country from the danger it is in. Oh, and you better bar yourself in your house, because the government will know you are watching it and want to remove you as a threat. So just hide there, in your basement, until we call on you to overthrow the evil government. Don't call us, we'll call you.
"So I must respectfully submit that there is just a lot of 'red flags' raised at our next president, and he will be monitored closely by those of us that are superstitious that there is more than meets the eye."
There. I fixed it for you.
The antichrist was already president, and is now dead. Ronald Wilson Reagan, living at 666 St. Cloud Road, remember him? Oh of course not, he was Republican.
And in return you shall be monitored by serious people in suits with discrete ear jewellery and ominous underarm bulges. I would stock up on adult sized diapers if I were you, because, when they shove a fully loaded Beretta into your eyesocket in the early hours of the morning, you WILL shit yourself.
where did you get 666 from? Last I checked if you're going numerology----wait a minute, that's NOT numerology! All you're doing is counting the letters in his name (Barack = 6 Hussein = 7 Obama = 5) that's not real numerology. And besides, 1+8 is 9. But, then this isn't real numerology. This is fail.
Look, I'm very, very liberal and I'm not a huge fan of Obama, but all this nonsense about him being the Antichrist, Satan, a Muslim extremist, an enemy of the people, etc., etc. really has to stop.
He's just a man, for Christ's sake!
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