god created man in his own image, man sinned, and gay sex is sin ben, man didnt create gay men, sinning man created gay men. do u go through uni only listening to the bits that except you or give u freedom for your hissy fits? i can c u doing a few re sits ben boy. or blaming someone else for your failure, oh hang on, along comes jesus..he will do. u claim your bi? and a virgin!! u dont know where to stick it do u? go and grow up ben
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Sure, Luis. Here ya go:
"god created man in his own image,"God is just your imaginary friend.
"man sinned,"
As God is not real, and sin is an offense against God, your statement that "man sinned" is not correct.
"and gay sex is sin ben,"
No, see above.
"man didnt create gay men, sinning man created gay men."
According to your own Bible, ALL persons are sinners.
"do u go through uni only listening to the bits that except you or give u freedom for your hissy fits?"
"uni?"
Many Xians "cherry pick" the Bible. I'm sure that you do it too, proverbs1. Do you hate your family? Did you sell your garments to buy a sword? When is the last time you made a burnt offering?
"i can c u doing a few re sits ben boy. or blaming someone else for your failure, oh hang on, along comes jesus..he will do."
No, to blame your imaginary friend for one's failures would be ridiculous.
"u claim your bi? and a virgin!! u dont know where to stick it do u? go and grow up ben"
Personally, I think telling someone else about their sexuality is pretty immature. Maybe YOU should grow up a bit.
P.S. Writing as if this is a text message is fairly immature, too.
"god created man in his own image, man sinned, and gay sex is sin ben, man didnt create gay men, sinning man created gay men. do u go through uni only listening to the bits that except you or give u freedom for your hissy fits? i can c u doing a few re sits ben boy. or blaming someone else for your failure, oh hang on, along comes jesus..he will do. u claim your bi? and a virgin!! u dont know where to stick it do u? go and grow up ben"not create gay men; the sins of man created gay men.
Honestly, did you go through university but only listen to those parts about "acceptance" and "freedom" for your hissy fits?
<I can't get part of this next sentence...> I can see you doing a few something something, Ben, my boy.
Are you blaming someone else for your failure? Well, I guess you are blaming Jesus. Blame Jesus for everything.
You claim to be bisexual? And also a virgin? You just don't know where to insert tab A (it's slot B) <okay, so I translated this as an inside joke...>.
Grow up, Ben.
"Please do not feed the midget go-go dancers children, they bite!"
Well, God must have done an experiment with you, looking at the way you write. One, homosexuality is either a behaviour or a sexual condition, IT CAN´T THEREFORE BE CREATED BY A MAN. Second, you don´t know what a metaphore is, obviously. What the Bible means by that it´s that men are, in contrast to other elements of creation, his apple´s eye, not that they are a copy of himself. To begin with, God hasn´t have heterosexual sex either or doesn´t it, among other things.
Something just occurred to me, if the bible god created man in his own image and man refers to all people, then god must be a hermaphrodite!
Some scholars say that the word translated as "rib" actually means "side" and the creation of Eve was a metaphorical splitting of humanity into male and female components
no, he just talks shit & he aint English, he's scottish. ooops, he's been banned again, but he'll be back later with a new name
A book I read once said it should actually be translated as "penis". I dunno how reliable that may be, but it's funnier. baculum (a bone in the penis that many mammals have. In the male walrus it can reach 60 cm in length ^^).
Soooo...if God created man in his own image does that mean that he is fallible, can lie, cheat, murder and be racist, sexist, homophobic...oh...
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