I reckon Christianity is much better than paganism. Paganism SUCKS! Chrisianity is the truth, not some stuff that was made up!
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"I reckon Christianity is much better than paganism."
No, at least many forms of paganism recognize nature as being worthy of respect and protection, not some Xian delusion of dominion over nature. Also, pagans seem to have the better parties. And, as both theologies are largely ridiculous, better parties makes a significant difference.
"Paganism SUCKS!"
Hey, lighten up, some of my favorite people are pagans who suck.
"Chrisianity is the truth, not some stuff that was made up!"
Christianity is largely hogwash that was made up by Xians or hogwash stolen from those who made it up for earlier religions.
You know, "pagan" derives from the latin "paganus", which loosely translates to "from the rural lands". So, one could say that the fundies who live out in the country could be considered pagans.
Tell that to a few of them, and it'll drive them even more insane.
Paganism is a person who professes no religion; is not Christian, Moslem, or Jewish. And, Zarove, just how does this 'suck'? Are you being forced to be a 'pagan'? Have you at least researched 'paganism' and compared it to the xtian beliefs as purported in their bibble?? No, I didn't think so because if you had you'd have noticed the bibble is just some stuff that was made up.
Stupid Evil Bastard is the blog of one Les Jenkins (scary looking guy in the upper left corner of the site), an atheist who's been called that name so much he adopted it as a net handle. Great site, and it was there that I found out about FSTDT.
I reckon by the fancy duds and sassy haircuts, y'all ain't from 'round here, are yuz?
Christianity is much better than paganism. Paganism SUCKS!
But you know what? My imaginary, non-god could still kick your imaginary non-gods ass.
"Because you should, like, totally believe things based on how, like, COOL they are and not logic and reasoning! Those are for LOSERS!"
*cough* WRONG!
But why hate Paganism? Paganism is what gave us the date for Christmas, as well as the tratition of decorating the tree. Paganism also gaves us the names for the days of the week (Sunday = Sun day, Monday = Moon day, Thursday = Thor's day, Friday = Frigga's day, Saturday = Saturn's day; I'd translate Tuesday and Wedsday as well, but I can't remember those). Seriously, I LOVE Paganism. If I had to convert, it'd be to a Pagan religion.
NO!
nor christianity, nor paganism, nor the FSM are true gods!
all bow down to the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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