Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.
Oprah said he had sent her an email regarding Obama. It said, "THE LIGHT OF THE NEW AGE IS HERE!"
That really, really freaked me out!!!
And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."
Together with many other things (people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.), I admit it's scaring me silly!!!
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Today the actor, Forrest Whitaker, was on the Oprah show.
Oh noes! It's a conspiracy of negroes!
people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah"
Citation? Preferably along with reason why it's any more relevant than referring to Bush as Satan?
And, especially since from the beginning of Obama's campaign, Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE."
And McCain referred to him as "that one".
"people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah""
"Paranoia" isn't a foreign country.
Neither is "Madeupistan", "Bigotoa' or "Bolievia".
There is a "Fools Island" though, you'd fit right in.
If the name wasn't Waiting4jesus or the site Fulfilled Prophecy, this wouldn't be considered fundy. Paranoid, hell yeah, but not fundy
So you had Forrest... who may have said "The One" as in Matrix... or simply "the one" who will make things better.
Then you have people IN OTHER COUNTRIES calling him The Messiah. Yeah, this ebil conspiracy theory is completely water-proof.
(people in foreign countries calling him "The Messiah", etc., etc., etc.),
Ahhh "The Stupid Argument"
The poster relies on the reader to be too stupid to understand that the argument is only used to obfuscate the issue by referring to some unnamed, third party argument that is impossible to verify, besides "foreign countries" sounds so deliciously far away so there is no danger for the lie to be uncovered.
That is if you are stupid enough.
George W. Bush scared the whole world silly, and they could see that McCain was more of the same, if not worse. That language that's so scary to you should give you some indication of how most of the world's population (including a majority of Americans) feel about the fascist Republican regime.
Oprah introduced him as, "THE ONE, THE ONLY: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"
you fail.
Also, people rejoiced at the end of Bush's regime and have high hopes for Obama's presidency (the world economy really needs the USA to turn it around). No-one sane calls him the messiah though.
More paranoid psychosis, yet in the USA it's considered freedom of religion? In my country, Waiting4Jesus would be in a nuthouse, having treatment against his/her will to remove the delusions. You guys should try it sometime, these people can do terrible damage to the community, especially spreading their sick ideation to impressionable children.
For once...I think I agree with this one...I mean as amazing as Obama may be, he sure as hell isn't God...BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE BAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, spose that was overdone nein?
Oh it scares the poor poor widdle Christian silly!!
Oh it is so really really freaked out!!
Oh I bet it peed itself!
Oh I bet it pooped its diaper!
Oh I bet it cried for its gawd to put its widdle thumb back in its bawling mouth!!
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I bet this freako's pastor is ecstatic at the sheer sweating terrified FEAR he's inflicted this person with!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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