The trouble with people and politicians like Obama who only believe in Jesus, the carpenter and community organizer, and compare themselves to Him, is that they forget that they have been condemned to death by God and that God is going to destroy them.
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Wait, wait, waaaait... what about all that "accepting Jesus into your heart" BS that's supposed to prevent the smiting and the wrath and whatnot?
Does it not count unless you also become a sanctimonious, authoritarian prick?
Also, I don't think Obama's ever compared himself to Jesus in any significant fashion. That was some fawning congressman, if memory serves.
Yeah..if you think your imaginary god is going to destroy them then WHY THE FUCK IS HE WAITING?!?! Come on, lets see your god in action! What? Nothing happened?
Then shut the fuck up you ignorant, superstitious jack ass.
@Botulism!
No, it's simply that if you feel a need to hate or discredit someone, you simply use the magic "unbeliever" wand to say they don't REALLY believe in Jesus, or only believe in a false image, one that does not align with the true image, who is always the one the accuser believes in.
Yeah, isn't God just great?
ps. I'm rating this a 2 because it's the first one I've seen about Obama that doesn't claim that he's a muslim, or do that stupid Osama name thing.
I find "that stupid Osama name thing" really irritating because I don't believe that it's true, but every time now that I think of Obama, I automatically think of Osama bin Laden, and sometimes I even say Osama when I mean Obama, or the other way around.
Fuck you, Rush Limbaugh, get your goddamn word associations out of my head!
So if you don't believe on the jebus and act like him you're evil, and if you try to be more like him then you're comparing yourself to him and you're even more evil. Shit, ya just can't win with this guy.
I'm hoping this is bad satire, ie, pointing out that Jesus was a 'community organizer' himself....
Especially with that username, I'm calling Poe.
So, God's all omnipotent, right? Seems to me that if Obama gets elected, that means that you're dead wrong, or your God is a little bitch what can't destroy his enemies. Christ, fundies give the best reasons to vote Democrat, if you ask me.
And you seem to forget most of his teaching, apparently, and never have taken a philosophy course. Otherwise, you'd realise yours is a non-sequitur.
Wait, so you're saying that even if he believes in Jesus he's going straight to hell because he's a community organizer?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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