(Self-described Catholic fascist Kohl dreams wistfully of being persecuted, as the early Christians were)

[I wish John Paul II was still alive, that way when you showed up and started spouting this nonsense he could have smacked you with his ring hand.]

that hurts my feelings, you dont think Benedict would smack me then?

I agree i am staying in the country currently to suffer under the secularism and reletivism i would like nothing more then to be persecuted like the early Christians.