So your Bible must be a lot smaller than rest of us I guess - since you've disregarded the parts you don't like or agree with?
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My Bible is definitely smaller than me, and smaller than all people that I know. As a matter of fact, it's my husband's Bible, I never went through confirmation, as most of my class-"mates" at that time bullied me and I didn't want to spend a second longer in their company than I had to. I still know more from the Bible than he does...
I pretty much disregard the whole lot. I find more interesting tidbits in Harry Potter, than in the Bible, actually.
since you've disregarded the parts you don't like or agree with?
"JLovesUSo", have you ever eaten shrimp, pork, rabbit or ostrich, used wine vinegar in cooking, wore clothes made of blended fabric, forgot to offer the fat from your meal to God, or received interest from financial investments?
I'm just asking.
Ah, yes, the Fundie mind at work:
The Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God when it talks about the Earth being created in six days and homosexuality being an abomination. The Bible is a flawed work interpreted by errant humans when it talks about loving your neighbor, paying your taxes, turning the other cheek, and the evils of greed.
I suspect the word he meant was volume or scope. As I've studied it's contents I've definately disregarded all of, as it's such a compilation it can't be accepted as a singular concept. Even the Torah is a gathering of stories with no real origional connection
The Bible is Like a crossover between Marvel, Dc, Dell, Tower, Dark Horse and Harvey. One has never happened and the other shouldn't have. With the exception of the first example being either the potentially worst or best comic series ever
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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