[discussion about Pastafarianism, ed.]
Don't be fooled. Pastafarianism is Satanism in disguise. They deny Jesus and mock religion. I can't think of two things Satan would rather have us do.
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Don't be fooled. Pastafarianism is Satanism in disguise.
So close but yet so far. The word you're looking for is Satire, not Satanism.
They deny Jesus and mock religion.
Can't speak for everybody, but yeah, pretty much got that right. A lot of us also deny God exists.
I can't think of two things Satan would rather have us do.
You'd probably be right on this if Satan existed. But given that he was a figment of someones imagination many years ago, he is no more real than the FSM.
So now we have come full circle. Perhaps this little exercise has help you see what the purpose of the FSM and Pastafarianism is all about. But I doubt it.
...and mock religion.
Christianity is a religion now, eh? Glad you admit it.
Or perhaps 'religion' has now been redefined as Christianity and competing religions are now 'Satanism in disguise'. Islam? Satanism in disguise. Buddhism? Satanism in disguise. Wait...what about Judaism? Satanism in disguise. Roman Catholicism? Satanism in disguise. Etc, etc, etc.
Pastafarianism is obviously fake.
If it was a real religion it would have split into dozens of sects, all arguing about the exact nature of the Great Pasta One, utterly convinced that WE are right and EVERYONE else is a filthy heretic who is going to hell.
There is no Satan.
Is it Al Dente' yet?
Geez, later in the thread regarding why atheists believe there is not god (they were actually talking about scientists!), Esther comes up with this gem:
"Why should we want to know WHY they believe it? What if they have some good argument Im not smart enough to think up an argument against? It seems dangerous to listen to them."
Oh wow, I missed this subsequent comment from dear Follower:
"Whoa, wait just a minute there, Esther! Have you ever been to YouTube? Have you seen the kind of comments that Atheists put under the Kirk Cameron videos? Do you really want those kinds of people in here? Their mentality is almost subhuman."
Charming. And after Esther actually says that she would like to talk to some atheists to see where they are coming from (although, apparently she wouldn't like to talk to one in real life).
Where did that Timmeh person come from, and why is he on T4C? He's actually rational and intelligent.
Amazed at the number of people who think anyone actually believes in the FSM.
Yeah, can't imagine God would want you to persecute, kill and oppress people in his name either?
Oh wait, this was about Satan, yeah.....
Satan, master of all evil... and the best he can do is have us deny Jesus and mock religion?
If I were Satan I'd send demons into people to make them train to be ninja, then have my army of Satanic Super Ninja destroy people at random. The world would be a lot more interesting if that happened.
Oh jeez. What a maroon.
You know, I followed the link to T4C and thought, "Wow, this place has changed. It's not nearly as crazy as it used to be." Then I realized it was Teens4Christ and not Teen-4-Christ. T-4-C is the crazy cult board IFBaptist Girl and the lot come from. T4C seems civil by comparison. And they allow debates!
@IFBaptistGirl
Stop being such a hypocrite! If you wouldn't use language like that on T4C where other Christians can see you don't use it here where your witness would be put to more use.
I know that alot of the Christian crowd considers themselves ambassadors for Christ on earth, but so few of them act like it. Are you really surprised then that the people on FSTDT mock you Baptistgirl?
You claim the love of Christ, and then show bigoted hatred towards anyone who merely disagrees with you. What happened to accepting jibes and jeers with the patience of our Lord and Master? He faced death with dignity. You should be able to face the mocking of your beliefs with the same.
You claim to be a Christian, so ACT LIKE IT!!
Well well well, what do we have here, another woman with an inferiority complex. Only one way to fix that. IFBaptist Girl, I suggest that we here at FSTDT lift up that pretty skirt and shove a load of hard meat in your tight lil honey hole. Ahhhh the torture how exciting it is. Lets rip her insides to shreds with the power of a freight train, somebody blow the whistle *toot toot* Just another skydaddy lovin christian princess gettin what she deserves. Brutal Repetitive Rape. The men here at FSTDT fantasize of your virgin blood loss on our genitalia. Ahhh the justice and righteousness of it. Spectacular!
There is no way that that IFBaptistGirl is the real one, she's too coherent and cliched and her appearance is to close to what's-his-nuts down there...
So I would heartily suggest that we STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.
Yahweh, please fix FSTDT T_T
I meant to link to the comments of Joe Lawson's post, three posts down, where IFBG posted this rant verbatim. If this doesn't spell "troll", I don't know what will...
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I don't think IFBaptistGirl is the real IFBaptistGirl. However, those FSTDT regulars who are joking about raping her, sadly, are.
Torture Her, I'm not surprised to see you started this, but Julian and Old Viking, I expect better from you.
If it was a real religion it would have split into dozens of sects, all arguing about the exact nature of the Great Pasta One, utterly convinced that WE are right and EVERYONE else is a filthy heretic who is going to HELL.
You mean the Ragu Pit?
I can. Genocide, discrimination, murder, theft, forced segregation, slavery, basically anything that actually harms people.
Ooooh, a troll fight!
I'll get the popcorn! :D
No, no... it's Satirism.
Satanism would imply they (A) worship Satan like in horror flicks, or (B) be self-serving agnostic/New Ageish types, like real-life Satanists.
Pastafarians do neither. Try again.
Timmeh (on the same thread):
Having no idea what Pastafarianism was, I had to look it up, and let me tell you...I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. Sure it's a blatant mockery of religion, but I don't see how it's any worse than Atheism.
Nice to see that someone got it right. And he's a mod o that site!
*shoots Follower, IFBaptist Girl, and Torture -insert-*
Follower, you're a moron. IFBaptist Girl, you're a troll. Torture person, you're a sick bastard.
The Dragon has spoken.
Apparently, some Christ-denying blasphemers from this site are having fun mocking our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, and the teen4christ forum.
At T4C, I have to be exceptionally polite to keep from being banned, but I will be especially blunt with the members of this site. Man is sinful by nature, lowly, and undeserving of God's Eternal Paradise. By His grace alone, through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, can we hope to escape the Eternal weeping and gnashing of teeth.
If you do not accept the generous gift of Salvation and repent, you will suffer in Hell for all Eternity. It's a simple choice. I will pray for you all.
Follower
Having read today's spate of submissions attributed to 'Follower' on T4C, I am reasonably certain that he, she or it is a Poe trolling T4C. And landing a few, by the look if it.
The posts in that thread disturb me.
I mean, come on. Are they still going on about Harry Potter being satanic and the like? Then Follower asked if there is any homosexuals in the HP movies.>_>
Die in a fire.
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2007-Jul-23 12:56 P
Fuck you godless people and your fucking atheist ways!! I am so sick of the fucking godlessness on this site it makes me want to say the hell with brother randys nice language skills and a big FUCK YOU!!! And God won't punish me for swearing becuase you guys are all a bunch of FUCKING IDIOTS who NEVER read his word anyway. Thats why we at T4C are going straight to Heaven and YOU are going to FUCKING HELL!!! BURN BURN BURN YOU FUCKING GODLESS ATHEISTS!! "
Can't you just feel the xtian lurve?
Pass the Chianti!
Satire... Satanism
Satire, meet satanism... no, they're saddly not going along all that well.
Oh cripes, Satire just made Organized Religion cry, gotta go.
"Don't be fooled. Pastafarianism is Satanism in disguise."
wrong.
"They deny Jesus and mock religion."
right
"I can't think of two things Satan would rather have us do."
you would know, I'm sure.
there have been very emotional disputes about vegetarian vs meat in pasta sauces and the place of CHEESE in devotions. These all are minor though and have not led to schism.
Pirates though are a mystery.
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