Quote# 116813

ALL ASIANS ARE PART REPTILIAN!!!! They all have active reptilian DNA!

All Chinese Japanese, and Koreans have active reptilian dna!

All Asians who have slanted eyes and flat/flatter faces have active reptilian dna!

Reptilians are fully telepathic, and anyone who has telepathic reptilian dna in them is also telepathic, but the less reptilian dna you have the weaker your telepathic abilities are!

Asians are between 1/12 and 1/20 reptilian which still makes them completely telepathic but far weaker than reptilians who's telepathic abilities is extremely powerful, reptilians can read minds from million of kilometers away while Asians sure cannot, only at normal distances like 10 feet for example!

A lot of Asians do well in academics because they can hear everyone's thoughts and harvest a lot of information from everyone else!

No South East Asians, Filipino's, Indonesians(Malays) Ainu, and Native Americans are not telepathic at all because none of them have any active reptilian dna in them.

They all have recessive reptilian dna though, but that is like not having any reptilian dna at all because the reptilian dna does not function at all!

Reptilian dna becomes recessive when they become less than 1/46th reptilian because by then all 46 chromosomes are active rendering the reptilian dna recessive and completely inactive!

The reason Asians have slanted eyes and flat/flatter faces is because the reptilian dna caused their human dna to evolve much faster causing the evolution of their faces!

Before 30 000 years ago Asians were proto mongoloid which is what the Ainu of Japan are, and most Native Americans are in almost proto mongoloid form, with some like the Cherokee amongst the most proto mongoloid looking, so the proto mongoloid ancestors of todays Asians looked a lot like them! but they all had thick beards like the Ainu.

South East Asians and Filipino's are like a mixture of proto Mongoloid and neo Mongoloid on average, with some more proto mongoloid than others, and are only left with recessive reptilian dna.

Asians started to evolve their present faces around 30 000 years ago and trust me that would take way WAY more than 30 000 years!!! Probably more like 100 000 years maybe even longer! that proves their evolution is unnatural!

Anonymous, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [2/16/2016 4:01:41 AM]
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Quote# 127341

Deathbed Confession: ADHD Is A Fictitious Disease

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Leon Eisenberg, the scientific father" of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD, died in 2009. Before he passed away, he made a startling confession. The 87-year-old medical researcher said "ADHD is a prime example of a fictitious disease" while on his deathbed. In the United States, one in every ten male children takes medicine for the disorder, and that number is increasing.

Eisenberg made a great deal of wealth living off research into ADHD, and won several prizes for his work into childhood learning disorders. For more than four decades, the medical researcher was a leader in the field of child psychology.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, or DSM, is the standard reference for psychologists in diagnosing mental disorders.

A study by child psychologist Lisa Cosgrove looked into financial ties between board members who prepare the manual and the pharmaceutical industry. The study, carried out in 2006, revealed every single member of the DSM board was receiving money from the drug industry. This set off a firestorm of controversy.

Up to one in eight children in school is now said to suffer from some sort of mental disorder. This large population is driving some parents to question the diagnoses. Health experts and those raising children are asking where normal childhood behavior ends and where ADHD begins.

Renowned child psychologist Jerome Kagan of Harvard University took part in an interview with the German magazine Der Spiegel.

While talking about the increase in cases, Kagan said, "Let's go back 50 years. We have a 7-year-old child who is bored in school and disrupts classes. Back then, he was called lazy. Today, he is said to suffer from ADHD. That's why the numbers have soared." (1)

A new book by Richard Saul called "ADHD Does Not Exist' and a pair of recent articles in the New York Times suggest the disorder is, at least, misdiagnosed.

The debate over attention disorders is about to rage once more.

The Next News Network, Youtube 5 Comments [5/20/2017 9:22:14 PM]
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Quote# 70405

According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt.

There are also sites that say that earth was populated by humans from different planets after the time of the Neanderthals, ie: Not evolution at all, we didn't rise from monkeys, we were made as we were and brought here to replace the Neanderthals who were 2nd density beings.

As we are 3rd density beings we will only ever be able to witness 3rd density beings on other planets... who frankly will be as dangerous as the majority of the human population and probably just as intent on blowing themselves up anyway.

The remainder of the planets are populated by beings we cannot see and never will see from our perspective, just as we will never hear all a dog hears as it is not in our range.

Interesting if they do find a 3rd density planet with life on, as it should finally shut up the blinkered brigade and the Bible bashers!

MH, Daily Mail 35 Comments [2/13/2010 3:01:27 PM]
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Quote# 135224

Solving Quintic Equations with radicals from a geometrical point of view.

I think quintic functions could by understood as a rotational fractal formed by four entangled (related, intersected, interacting) functions. In this sense the quintic function or equation appears as a complex function formed by intersection of different parts of the functions related by the same kind of symmetry although different signs.


I bolded in red what would be one of the quintic equations that there are in this picture.

In a first attempt, it could be expressed in this way:

In (Z, -+Z1) Z is the Zero point at the center of the circumference, and -+Z1 is the first interval Li measured from the Zero point Z in the -+Z coordinate (the bottom right Z coordinate) in the picture below.

By crossing or intersecting the lines of the different functions in their intersection points we would be performing a subtraction (I think the result should represent a trivial zero in the Riemann Z function).

The Li (in red colour) segment is measured from the center of the circumference (the Zero point) until the center of symmetry of the square 0,50 (Inside of the central square 2).
Lr (in blue colour) is measured from Z until the center of symmetry of the square 0,25 (inside of the central square 1)
Li’ (in gold colour) is measured from Z until the center of symmetry of the square 0,75.

The bolded function in the picture above follows the Li intervals that carry the Li symmetry. The Li intervals converge at the power of 5 with the intervals Lr^7 = 0 Lr^7 = 0 of the Lr (in blue) and Li’ (in gold) functions.


Our mathematics can not be static if we try to explain Nature with them.

On the other hand, I think it is very interesting to remark the points of convergence of Lr^7, Li^5, Li'^4 = 0 because I think they would represent the critical zeros on the Riemann Z function. In this sense, the square area formed with the side measured from the Z convergent point (Lr^7, Li^5, Li'^4) until another Z convergent point (Lr^7, -Li^5, -Li'^4) should be a non-prime number.

Felices Pascuas.

Felices Pascuas, curvaturasvariantes.com 7 Comments [12/16/2017 2:46:46 AM]
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Quote# 100595

I don't believe for a minute that Obama and Kerry got suckered. They tried to lie their way into war. It was set up over a year earlier with Obama's red line. They knew what they were doing with that and had to use it. It didn't work, they knew they'd get caught. So they played the Congressional/U.N. approval game to bail out. So now it's falling on Edrogan and Turkey.

BigAlinWashSt, Daily Kos 9 Comments [4/19/2014 4:44:41 AM]
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Quote# 124006

OK so it's been a while since I have been on DA, but it appears that some people are still following my page + some new watchers even though I haven't uploaded anything since 2012. Given that, I have decided that it is past time I let people know what is going on.

First of all, I just got married earlier this year. It was the result of a long distance relationship, using an online match making website (shaadi . com in case anyone is interested). I brought my wife all the way from India in order to dodge the bullet of feminism and the general corruption and lack of values which is pervasive among my generation in what is left of western civilization. So I had my wedding, honeymoon, and all that.

I also spent some time looking for work in my field, so that I could have a better paying job, but I failed at that. Thankyou Democrats, for improving the economy so much that it's easier than ever before to find work. Lot's of change but no hope.

On a brighter note, I have succesfully published my first book. I want to try to become an author. If I can't have my first career of choice then I would like to have my second career of choice, which would be writing. I have been working on the story and illustrations during the time I was absent from DA. But I didn't post any of the new artwork here because I'm publishing under a false name. I'm going to have a secret identity, like Batman, and for similar reasons. I am opening another DA account for that identity, which will contain the full color illustrations I created for my story and links to places where my books can be purchased. If you are interested in seeing that then please send me a private message. Given how paranoid I am I will probably only share with a select few, but do let me know if you are interested all the same.

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Quote# 109703

Stephen Hawking died and has been replaced

I have written several papers critiquing Stephen Hawking, including a long one on his Brave New World series for the BBC. But this is my first paper really linking my science research with my faked events research. I will use simple photo analysis and facial analysis to quickly show you the current Stephen Hawking is not the same person as the original Stephen Hawking.

This should not surprise you too much, especially if you know something about ALS. ALS is Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease. We are told Hawking has had ALS for over 52 years, which is a record by many decades. Jason Becker is the only person I have heard of who has lived more than 20 years with the disease, so there is about a three decade difference between the longest survivor and the second longest survivor. That is a more than 100% difference between first and second place. It would be like Justin Gatlin running the 100 meters in 9.8 seconds, and Usain Bolt beating him with a time of 4.5 seconds. In other words, statistically it doesn't happen.

The average survival time for ALS is four years. When Hawking was first diagnosed in 1963, doctors gave him two years to live. And yet here we are, 52 years later and counting. Should you believe it? Well, no. Like Becker, it appears the real Hawking did beat the odds and live for about 20 years. But at some point he was replaced. I have no proof he died, but I assume that is why they replaced him. He was a very useful public relations entity for physics, and they didn't want to lose him.

But rather than speculate on that, let us go right to the evidence. I won't call it proof, since of course you are free to disagree with me. This is an opinion piece, not a court transcript; and even if it were a stamped court finding, you would be free to disagree with it. You don't have to agree with anything anyone tells you, ever. Remember that. This paper is nothing more than presented evidence, evidence I find compelling. If you also find it compelling, fine. If you don't, also fine.

The picture under title is the real Hawking. Notice the longish face and skinny neck. Also notice the dark brown hair. Here is another picture of the real Hawking:

Let that etch into your brain. This is also Hawking, a few years later:

Well, it gets worse. [Similar image to the one above]

He is now fully gray, and he has pretty much lost his lower teeth. I am not a dentist and don't know exactly what is going on there, but it looks like those teeth have been filed down or chipped down, with only stub fillings left. The next step would be dentures, right? [Another similar image]

Well, no. The next step, apparently, was going from gray to blonde, even in the eyebrows, and a whole new set of old yellow teeth. He also bought some new fat cheeks. Amazing right?

Actually, that is the replacement. That isn't Hawking, as I hope you can see now that I point it out. Go back two photos and compare the teeth directly. Not even close. They found a guy with the same nose and big ears, but otherwise they don't look that much alike. This is the guy you have been looking at for the past thirty years. Which means Hawking might not have written A Brief History of Time, which came out in 1988. I haven't pinpointed the date, but that was about the time they made the switch. My current guess is early 80's, which if true—would mean that book was a forgery.

You will say, “That is just a younger Hawking, before he lost those lower teeth.” No, it isn't. I just showed you the younger Hawking, and he didn't look like that.


MacArthur owned Bankers Life from 1935 to 1978. In that year, most of his wealth went into his Foundation, we are told. Curiously, in the next year, 1979, a large financial services holding company called Conseco (now CNO) was born. It immediately began buying up insurance companies, including Bankers Life and Casualty. Get ready for this: it bought Bankers Life in 1986, the very same year the MacArthur Foundation began funding Hawking. Coincidence? We'll see.


We see similar fed flags when we return to John T. MacArthur's page. In addition to his insurance companies, he was also known as a Palm Beach, FL, real estate mogul, buying up large parts of Palm Beach and Sarasota in the 1960's. Even the PalmBeachPost admits their city has long been a bed for organized crime, although they forget to tell you that organized crime was taken over by the Feds decades ago. Private mobsters no longer exist, having been absorbed by the more powerful families that run the US government. As with all other business, the past 50 years has seen a monopolization of all lucrative operations by “investment firms”, “holding companies” and of course banks. Since these banks and other huge companies are fronts for the same few families, there is no longer any room for mobsters or any of the rest of those people. They went extinct some time in the 1960's. All the Godfather movies and Soprano shows are just misdirection to make you think organized crime still exists in the old way. It doesn't. They have found ways to steal much larger sums of money without getting their hands dirty or their names in the paper—with absolutely no risk of getting caught. They do it by stealing from you under the aegis of the Federal government.

Anyway, so that is who funded the Hawking impostor after 1985. But why? Well, we have seen all sorts of weirdness afoot in physics and other science since then. I haven't made up this weirdness, you know, I just circle it and comment on it. See my paper on Hawking's Brave New World, if you haven't already. See my paper on Yuri Milner and the Fundamental Physics Prize. See my paper on the Higgs Boson announcement, which I show was faked from the ground up. See my paper on Alan Guth and the faked gravity wave research and promotion which preceded his 2014 Kavli Prize. Well, the reason for all this weirdness is the reason for all the other weirdnesses in the Modern world: money. Physics has become a giant cash cow, milked straight from the various national treasuries by the usual suspects. Hundreds of billions of dollars are siphoned from the people of Europe, China, Russia, and the Americas via these fake programs. And Hawking was an important PR personality in the early 1980's, one they didn't want to lose. He was a top salesman of their various boondoggles, and he became an even better salesman once he was replaced by an impostor. Once he was replaced, his puppeteers had complete control over the product they were creating, with no fear that the real Hawking might develop scruples.

Remember, this is exactly what they did in art in the 20th century. They got rid of all the real artists and replaced them with impostors. The scheme was slightly different, in that they didn't replace Rodin and Monet and Whistler with look-alikes in 1900. Instead, they just replaced the entire field with their own manufactured mannequins over a generation or two. But the Modern artists have been impostors one way or the other. They certainly aren't artists by the old definitions, since they can't create anything beautiful or interesting. They are just PR personalities, the faces that front the fakery.

In the very same way, physics has been taken over. Just as the Modern artists are incapable of real art, the Modern physicists are incapable of real physics. So instead they manufacture some huge pile of equations that seems (to some gullible people) to resemble physics or math, and then sell it to Congress or Parliament as cutting-edge. The important thing is not that any physics or art gets done, but that money flows from the treasury. It is all a colossal scam, of earth-shattering proportions. And I mean that literally. All the societies of this Earth are being shattered by this rampant fakery. They are coming apart at the seams. Not only are they being milked dry of all revenues—revenues that could and should be going to real programs—but they are being milked dry of all inspiration, all creativity, all good will, and all belief in humanity. Human potential is shriveling up like a spider on a hot sidewalk under a magnifying glass, and these rich families are the magnifying glass.

It has to stop. It has gotten so bad, the rich are actually undercutting themselves. For money to be worth anything there has to be something worth buying. The rich can no longer collect art, since they have destroyed it. They can no longer have the joy of underwriting real science, since they have destroyed it. They can't collect books or poetry, since they have destroyed both literature and poetry. They can't enjoy the company of innocent youths, since they have destroyed the innocence of youth. They can't enjoy love, because they have destroyed it for profit. They can't enjoy beautiful architecture, because they have destroyed it. And they can't enjoy the feeling of a day well spent, because their days aren't well spent. That is the thing about dirty money and a dirty conscience: no matter how much you spend, you can't hire someone to clean it.


Addendum, April 25 2015: We already have new evidence for my claim that the Hawking impostor is also dead, in that his current appearances are via hologram. Last night he appeared in Sydney via hologram, but these 3D images cannot be confirmed to be live. Like any other images, holograms can be taped and played back later. I will be told he responds to live questions, but that can be explained in any number of ways, included planted questions. But even if we assume or prove the questions are live and not planted, the responses of Hawking all have to be interpreted, which allows for any amount of trickery. From visual and aural clues alone, there is no way to tell what Hawking is responding to, which you will have to admit is convenient.

Miles Mathis, Miles Mathis 4 Comments [6/17/2015 4:43:42 AM]
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Quote# 114980

Saturn was once THE sun in this solar system, what i mean by that is Saturn used to produce EM Radiation (like Sol does now) but by the process of cosmic alchemy Saturn now produces gravitational waves. Both EM radiation "waves" and GR radiation "waves" need to "cross" to "create" space time, Earth has been the planet of the crossing for awhile now.

Yes, Saturn is very much like a complex machine, but you need to understand how consciousness is created and maintained. The thought police dont like me talking about that though.

One more thing, you should ask Saturn herself.

Saturn IS the time keeper in this solar system, what i mean by that is Saturn is like a "recorder" and Sol is like the record player.

Saturn is very connected to the black/white hole at the center of this universe, my current understanding is Saturn is a fractal of the black half of the black/white hole in Sag, while Sol is a fractal of the white half of the black/white hole...think quantum spooky action at a distance, whatever happens in the black/white hole in Sag will fractal "down" and "up" to Saturn and Sol.

Greedy humans who think they're the heirs to this planet have hid our real history from us in hopes that we wouldn't find out who our real parents are, look into the constellation Cygnus and Eta Carina.

Saturn is not evil per se, but some humans (and other consciousness that worship Saturn are...

Sorry for typos, typing on phone.

Btw OP, be careful, last time i posted about Saturn i got gang stalked and harassed for weeks. Fucking dumb humans just dont understand there are consciousness' "out there" WAAAY more advanced than them watching.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 18 Comments [12/2/2015 4:45:00 AM]
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Quote# 111005

WITZERLAND, Zurich — On Friday, July 17, 2015, I, David Chase Taylor officially applied for political asylum in Switzerland (see photo below), two days prior to the expiration of my Swiss “B” residence permit on July 19, 2015. Consequently, the Swiss government is now legally responsible for my safety and security.

Because I was accompanied by a long-time friend who just happens to be a Swiss citizen, I was allowed to apply for asylum without having to surrender to a Swiss Asylum Reception Center, a prison-like facility with walls and barbed wire. Therefore, I am still free to live and travel within Switzerland as I please.

My application for political asylum came over 4-years (1,592 days) after I originally applied for political asylum back on March 8, 2015. However, since I was already in possession of a Swiss “B” residence permit at the time, I decided to wait to apply until my legal right to stay in Switzerland was about to expire.

Because the Swiss government is now legally responsible for my safety and security, it’s highly unlikely that Swiss CIA will assassinate me directly. However, they may still try and assassinate under the guise of a so-called “accident” prior to my case being decided by the Federal Office of Migration (FOM) in Bern.

In the event of my death prior to my case for political asylum being heard, accepted or denied by the FOM, know that the Federal Intelligence Service (FIS), otherwise known as the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) of Switzerland, is ultimately responsible for my death.

Any staged accident resulting in my death would either be committed by or have the seal of approval of the Federal Intelligence Service (FIS) who goes by the aliases of the Nachrichtendienst des Bundes (NDB), the Service de renseignement de la Confédération (SRC), and the Servizio di Intelligence Federale (SIF).

My impeding assassination would be executed by the Swiss CIA in order to prevent highly shocking evidence of state-sponsored terror from ever being entered into the legal record. Once said evidence is submitted in the asylum process, the Swiss government will be forced to act accordingly, something which will put them in a very precarious position.

DCT Asylum Doc

Assassination Scenarios
The following list contains the 9 most likely scenarios in which the Swiss CIA could assassinate me under the guise of a so-called accident. That being said, unlisted so-called “accidents” (e.g., earthquake, lightning strike, plane crash, act.) could be employed as well.

Top 9 So-Called “Accidental” Death Scenarios:

1. Suicided
2. Bus, Car, Tram or Train Accident
3. Fire
4. Drowning
5. Committed to a Mental Asylum
6. Arrested for ‘Irresponsible’ Journalism
7. Arrested & Set-Up for Crimes I Did Not Commit
8. Alcohol Poisoning or Drug Overdose
9. Islamic Terror Attack in Switzerland

[Does not purport to be a complete list of ways the Swiss CIA will try to assassinate me via accident]

David Chase Taylor, Truther.org 11 Comments [7/23/2015 2:59:38 AM]
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Quote# 47881

John Lennon, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison Are STILL Alive!?
honestly, i know it's true. sure, it might seem a little weird to most of you. i know it sounds crazy at first. but the other day in the park, i spotted this old homeless lady (with wild feathers in her hair) drinking southern comfort straight from the bottle, and cackling to herself. just like janis used to do! and i know at least three other people that spotted janis (always cackling to herself) in different cities and states (plus also in paris, france!) that have seen her too. so obviously janis just faked her death, and just wanted to escape from her fans, and just travel around the world on her own. and be totally free. no more pressures, etc. janis is still alive!

also, i am almost certain that this strange elderly recluse i always see peeking out from his window across the street from my building (with those same funny round glasses on) is none other than john lennon! how do i know for sure? because he is always listening to the beatles! loud. plus he has been spotted in nyc and even london! so he still does manage to get around. he must have faked his death (just like janis) to escape from all the media frenzy, etc. john lennon is still alive!

oh, and the other day i was at safeway looking for some diet coke that was supposed to be on sale. and i heard somebody behind me singing "people are strange" in a really low voice. so i turned around, and it was this dude that looked (and sounded!) just like jim morrison! only his hair was mostly gray now, and a little bald on top. but you could still tell it was jim! so all three of these rock giants (plus let's not forget elvis!) just staged their own deaths, and are still alive and well! i don't expect everybody to believe me, but i know what i saw (and heard). and i'm not the only one! so we can't all be crazy. so just try and keep an open mind: john lennon, janis joplin, jim morrison, and elvis are still alive!! lol.

FatMan25, Hip Forums 20 Comments [9/26/2008 6:10:29 AM]
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Quote# 81616

Femininity is based on loving and nurturing husband and children. A woman loves by surrendering power to her husband in exchange for his power (protection) expressed as love. Men want power; women want love. Heterosexual marriage is based on this exchange.

It just makes sense that a woman needs a man's support while she raises children. Thus, marriage is essential to both a woman's fulfillment and material security.

Masculinity is defined by power. Power = penis. Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.

By sabotaging their gender identity and their faith in marriage, the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores.


The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood.

They are fit only to betray themselves and their society as cannon fodder in the New World Order.
Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by
a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati.

Henry Makow, Article? 27 Comments [5/31/2011 3:06:23 AM]
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Quote# 120269

Istanbul Blasts: Terrorism or False Flag?


No claim of responsibility followed the attack. Prime Minister Binali Yildirm blamed ISIS, saying “(t)he findings of our security forces point at the Daesh organization as the perpetrators of this terror attack.”

Erdogan called for a “joint fight” against terrorism, saying nothing about his support for ISIS, letting them operate freely from Turkish territory, supplying them with arms and munitions, selling their stolen Syrian and Iraqi oil - he, his family and other regime officials profiting hugely.

It begs the question. Why would ISIS attack an important benefactor? Others include America, NATO, Israel, Saudi Arabia and other regional states.

Erdogan is at war with Kurds in three countries, naked aggression by any standard - at home, in Syria and Iraq. Yet he didn’t blame their fighters for what happened.

While it’s unknown if Tuesday’s incident was state-sponsored, previous similar ones in Europe and America suggest it. The fullness of time should tell.

Stephen Lendman, SteveLendmanBlog 1 Comments [7/4/2016 5:53:31 AM]
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Quote# 86850

I wouldn’t argue that there isn’t a correlation btw better educated and less likely to be right wing. However, those kinds of studies are most likely done by sociology/psychology academicians with vested interests (what serious scientist would waste their time?); and because institutions of “higher learning” have become propaganda mills for liberalism.

Colleges and universities have waged an all-out war on conservative viewpoints.

You can verify this by turning on your correlation machine and seeing the association between faculties and liberalism. Not to mention that campuses are rife with special interest groups that find their relevancy in victimization and intimidation.

Academicians have been pushing and publishing the fallacy that conservatives have low IQs for years. That’s a liberal agenda and totally false.

I could (easily) find a correlation between ugly women and liberalism. I could also find a correlation between fires and fire-engines but I wouldn’t make a lot out of it. (you apparently would..but nevertheless, you might want to resist the temptation to conclude that fire engines cause fires).

You may also want to turn your razor-sharp correlation mind onto the R between those groups that make their living off of producers and are yet allowed to vote – criminals have low IQs; single mothers have low IQs; the chronically unemployed have low IQs. It goes on.

And I don’t need to remind you (or do I?) of their likely party affiliations.

Moreover, OWS# has provided a nasty view of some of the lowest IQs ever amassed. Villages of Village Idiots.

And this is something liberal democrats identify with and appear to be proud of.

BO himself seems to be suffering from a mild form of Fragile X syndrome- a common form of mental retardation; yet this is the liberal Messiah (let’s see his school transcripts).

Fiberal, Moonbattery 27 Comments [4/11/2012 3:20:01 AM]
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Quote# 79241

I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.


There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.


manonthemoon, DavidIcke.com 61 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:55 AM]
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Quote# 113888

FIRST CONTACT 28.11.15 53N 0.53W AM

Well, it's confirmed. The Khu will make first contact in several thousand years in a few weeks time. I've been in contact with them for a few months because I believe in the Creator as do they. They communicate through maths mostly but they do understand English.

They are currently located on the moon. They've been there for over 100 years. They want to assist us because they say we are in danger and it is what the Creator wants.

They depart the moon early on the Saturday morning and will fly in from the North West over Greenland, the Atlantic, the West of England, over the Pennines and to Lincolnshire where there are good landing conditions for their ship which is 14 miles in diameter.

I'll be meeting them and dealing with the Home Office so that their entry to the UK is authorised. They respect our laws. That could take some time. You know what red tape is like. They will then open their gates and allow visitors on board. They will remain 36 hours.

They will not be meeting with world leaders unless they come to the landing site. They believe that politicians have had centuries to improve humanity and have not succeeded. They are aware that the common man is powerless to change anything no matter how good the idea. This is why they are starting at the grass roots level. They will also not entertain scientists. Science denies the Creator. For the Khu their technology was driven by their 'religion' and the two complement each other.

They were created at the same time as us and don't understand why we have not developed when we had the same opportunities as them.

It will be an interesting couple of days and I'd really recommend you come.

I don't know if it will be on TV. Lincolnshire is pretty remote and the ship will be on top of the A1, the main artery, so roads will probably be blocked by the police. Best thing to do is come on the 27th late PM.

Wish me luck!

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Quote# 104547

The Russian Revolution to break the Western Front stalemate!!

At the beginning of the war on the Eastern Front, Grand Duke Nicholas was overall commander. He was a grandson of Nicholas I and a first cousin of Tsar Nicholas II. Like Samsanov, he was a German spy.

In August 1915, due to incompetence, Grand Duke Nicholas was relieved as commander of the Russian armies.

The Tsar himself took control of the front and this led to his absence from St. Petersburg.

It was a perfect opportunity to plan a revolution.

What Nicholas needed at this crucial time was competent commanders . . . but they were nowhere to be found....Lacking any military experience, he decided to take command in person. His presence did boost the morale of the troops at the front but did little else to relieve the impasse.

There is an idiomatic expression in English "when the cat's away, the mice will play." It means that when the authority figure is absent, underlings will run riot. That is exactly what happened during the absence of Tsar Nicholas II.

"Mad MI6 Monk" Grigori Rasputin was a member of the Okhrana or Russian branch of the British Secret Service.

In April 1917, Lenin and his "Bolsheviks" arrived in St. Petersburg via a "sealed train" from Switzerland.

He became the leader of the October Revolution in 1917.

Crude cartoons began to appear in St. Petersburg and Moscow depicting the Tsar and Tsaritsa as puppets of Rasputin. As in the case of David Riccio in Scotland, 2 patriotic Russians named Prince Felix Yusupov and Grand Duke Dmitri Pavlovich decided to get rid of Rasputin in order to save their country.

Rasputin did not have a nice retirement, because he met his end in the icy waters of the Neva River, in December 1916.

In April 1917, Lenin and his "Bolsheviks" arrived in St. Petersburg via a "sealed train" from Switzerland. He became the leader of the October Revolution in 1917.

Lenin was an admirer of all things British–especially the aristocracy....Nothing epitomized the aristocracy more than Rolls-Royce automobiles. Lenin's Rolls was a genuine "gift" from the British . . . and not a leftover from the Tsar's fleet.

Lenin loved to sit in the back of his Rolls-Royce while he planned the "peoples' revolution." If you couldn't afford a chauffeur . . . you didn't belong in a Rolls-Royce.

"Comrade" Lenin the "proletarian" loved to be chauffeur driven in his Rolls-Royce while he planned the Revolution.

Lenin was preceded by a Swiss spy named Pierre Gilliard who was hired to tutor the Romanov children in French. Charles Sydney Gibbes was their English "tutor."

The Revolution was planned in London and Geneva. Swiss Pierre Gilliard was French "tutor" to the Tsar's children.

Charles Sydney Gibbes was their English "tutor."

Both men were MI6 operatives and they could be relied upon to maintain strict secrecy as to the final fate of the Romanovs.

Sir George Buchanan was a British diplomat who was appointed British ambassador to Russia in 1910. He was stationed in St. Petersburg. Sidney Reilly was known as the Ace of Spies.

Sir George Buchanan coordinated the Revolution from the British Embassy in St. Petersburg.

He was assisted by Ace of Spies Sidney Reilly and Bruce Lockhart.

The number of MI6 spies in Russia at that time were legion.

Everything about Reilly was fake (even his name) but he was in deadly earnest in his attempt to overthrow the Tsar and end the stalemate on the Western Front.

Bruce Lockhart coordinated the Revolution from the British Embassy in Moscow. Alexander Kerensky (1881–1970) was another MI6 operative who died in the British Empire state in 1970.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 18 Comments [11/7/2014 4:42:52 AM]
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Quote# 66557

Ok, I'm not sure really what to make of this, but given the recent events and the whole apocalypse thing people are talking about, (I'm not religious, btw, but a little intrigued now) and people even saying Obama is the Antichrist, I found this tonight, and it sent chills down my spine.

About CPS Chicago Public Schools serves approximately 407,000 students in 666 schools. It is the nation’s third-largest school district.

This is an excerpt from Chicago Public Schools webpage. link below

Chicago Public Schools

Interesting number, don't you think? Why not 665 or 667, or any other number? and this is an EXACT number of schools in the Chicago district, right from their own .edu website.

I don't know. What I do know, is that there are a lot of speculations about the Illuminati, Free masons, and their link to Satan, etc... as well as the 2012 theories, and much more that is all over this website. Now don't get me wrong, I personally don't believe that he is the Antichrist, but thought I would share this with you, and get some insight and opinions from my fellow ATSers. (BTW, I am in the middle of some studying on a theory of my own about the Antichrist, and who he is, but I am trying to cross reference some things to try to solidify my "theory" and will hopefully have it up soon, and again, it is only a theory of possibility if in fact the antichrist were real, and more of a talking point/ discussion)

resist2012, Above Top Secret 33 Comments [10/17/2009 5:51:39 AM]
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Quote# 131974

Who does he follow roscgild who are they
Created slavery
Murdered 1million native indian
Kiled lincoln to bank rupt america no ine cared

Slavery or else
Created hitlerbto kill jews
Roschilds are criminals
They created league of nations then murdered the tzar
They run america

If amer8cans think roschilds sre jews no thry are not jews wre the most amazing peopke they are kind loving honest they dont dedtroy to win

(I don't think this guy is right in the mind, just look at the rest of his Twitter account.)

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The French author, Alexis de Tocqueville, wrote Democracy in America when he traveled here in the first third of the 19th Century. In ringing tones he sang the praises of America's invulnerable strength and spirit. He attributed its greatness to its citizens' sense of morality... even with the abundant church attendances he observed in America. De Tocqueville wrote in French and is credited with this familiar quote: AMERICA IS GREAT BECAUSE SHE IS GOOD, AND IF AMERICA EVER CEASES TO BE GOOD, SHE WILL CEASE TO BE GREAT.

De Tocqueville could see the power of America, but he could not have known in 1830 that she was soon to be under an attack aimed at its churches and the very sense of morality that he extolled.

First, there was a War Between the States, which scarred the powerful young nation in its strapping youth. A worse attack on America was to commence near the turn of the 20th century. This was the onset of an attack on American Christianity that continues unabated against the traditional, Christ-following church. This attack, which author Gordon Ginn calls "The final Apostasy," began with a small very wealthy and determined European political movement. It had a dream, and the American churches stood in its way.

The World Zionist movement, as its Jewish founders called themselves, had plans to acquire a homeland for all Jews worldwide, even though most were far from homeless, and many did not want another home. Not any land would do. World Zionists wanted a specific property that American Christians called "the Holy Land." But if these Zionists read "Democracy in America" or any of the journals of any of America's churches, which no doubt they did, they could not help but know that Jerusalem was not theirs to have. As self-proclaimed Jews, they were, according to the Christian New Testament, the persecutors of Christ and most of his early followers, and the engineers of his crucifixion. America's traditional churches in the 19th Century would never stand for a Jewish occupation of Jesus' homeland.

World Zionist leaders initiated a program to change America and its religious orientation. One of the tools used to accomplish this goal was an obscure and malleable Civil War veteran named Cyrus I. Schofield. A much larger tool was a venerable, world respected European book publisher--The Oxford University Press.

The scheme was to alter the Christian view of Zionism by creating and promoting a pro-Zionist subculture within Christianity. Scofield's role was to re-write the King James Version of the Bible by inserting Zionist-friendly notes in the margins, between verses and chapters, and on the bottoms of the pages. The Oxford University Press used Scofield, a pastor by then, as the Editor, probably because it needed such as man for a front. The revised bible was called the Scofield Reference Bible, and with limitless advertising and promotion, it became a best-selling "bible" in America and has remained so for 90 years.

The Scofield Reference Bible was not to be just another translation, subverting minor passages a little at a time. No, Scofield produced a revolutionary book that radically changed the context of the King James Version. It was designed to create a subculture around a new worship icon, the modern State of Israel, a state that did not yet exist, but which was already on the drawing boards of the committed, well-funded authors of World Zionism.

Scofield's support came from a movement that took root around the turn of the century, supposedly motivated by disillusionment over what it considered the stagnation of the mainline American churches. Some of these "reformers" were later to serve on Scofield's Editorial Committee.

Scofield imitated a chain of past heretics and rapturists, most of whose credibility fizzled over their faulty end times prophesies. His mentor was one John Nelson Darby from Scotland, who was associated with the Plymouth Brethren and who made no less than six evangelical trips to the US selling what is today called "Darbyism." It is from Darby that Scofield is thought to have learned his Christian Zionist theology, which he later planted in the footnotes of the Scofield Reference Bible. It is possible that Scofield's interest in Darbyism was shared by Oxford University Press, for Darby was known to Oxford University. A History of The Plymouth Brethren By William Blair Neatby, M.A.

The Oxford University Press owned "The Scofield Reference Bible" from the beginning, as indicated by its copyright, and Scofield stated he received handsome royalties from Oxford. Oxford's advertisers and promoters succeeded in making Scofield's bible, with its Christian Zionist footnotes, a standard for interpreting scripture in Judeo-Christian churches, seminaries, and Bible study groups. It has been published in at least four editions since its introduction in 1908 and remains one of the largest selling Bibles ever.

The Scofield Reference Bible and its several clones is all but worshiped in the ranks of celebrity Christians, beginning with the first media icon, evangelist Billy Graham. Of particular importance to the Zionist penetration of American Christian churches has been the fast growth of national bible study organizations, such as Bible Study Fellowship and Precept Ministries. These draw millions of students from not only evangelical fundamentalist churches, but also from Catholic and mainline Protestant churches and non-church contacts. These invariably teach forms of "dispensationalism," which draw their theory, to various degrees, from the notes in the Oxford Bible.

Among more traditional churches that encourage, and in some cases recommend, the use of the Scofield Reference Bible is the huge Southern Baptist Convention of America, whose capture is World Zionism's crowning achievement. Our report on Southern Baptist Zionism, entitled "The Cause of the Conflict: Fixing Blame.

Scofield, whose work is largely believed to be the product of Darby and others, wisely chose not to change the text of the King James Edition. Instead, he added hundreds of easy-to-read footnotes at the bottom of about half of the pages, and as the Old English grammar of the KJE becomes increasingly difficult for progressive generations of readers, students become increasingly dependent on the modern language footnotes.

Scofield's notes weave parts of the Old and New Testaments together as though all were written at the same time by the same people. This is a favorite device of modern dispensationalists who essentially weigh all scripture against the unspoken and preposterous theory that the older it is, the more authoritative. In many cases the Oxford references prove to be puzzling rabbit trails leading nowhere, simply diversions. Scofield's borrowed ideas were later popularized under the labels and definitions that have evolved into common usage today--"pre-millennialism," "dispensationalism," "Judeo-Christianity," and most recently the highly political movement openly called "Christian Zionism."

Thanks to the work of a few dedicated researchers, much of the questionable personal history of Cyrus I. Scofield is available. It reveals he was not a Bible scholar as one might expect, but a political animal with the charm and talent for self-promotion of a Bill Clinton. Scofield's background reveals a criminal history, a deserted wife, a wrecked family, and a penchant for self-serving lies. He was exactly the sort of man the World Zionists might hire to bend Christian thought--a controllable man and one capable of carrying the secret to his grave. (See The Incredible Scofield and His Book by Joseph M. Canfield).

Other researchers have examined Scofield's eschatology and exposed his original work as apostate and heretic to traditional Christian views. Among these is a massive work by Stephen Sizer entitled Christian Zionism, Its History, Theology and Politics, Christ Church Vicarage, Virginia Water, GU25 4LD, England

We Hold These Truths is grateful to these dedicated researchers. Our own examination of the Oxford Bible has gone in another direction, focusing not on what Scofield wrote, but on some of the many additions and deletions The Oxford University Press has continued to make to Scofield Reference Bible since his death in 1921. These alterations have further radicalized the Scofield Bible into a manual for the Christian worship of the State of Israel beyond what Schofield would have dreamed of. This un-Christian anti-Arab theology has permitted the theft of Palestine and 54 years of death and destruction against the Palestinians, with hardly a complaint from the Judeo-Christian mass media evangelists or most other American church leaders. We thank God for the exceptions.

It is no exaggeration to say that the 1967 Oxford 4th Edition deifies--makes a God of--the State of Israel, a state that did not even exist when Scofield wrote the original footnotes in 1908. This writer believes that, had it not been for misguided anti-Arab race hatred promoted by Christian Zionist leaders in America, neither the Gulf War nor the Israeli war against the Palestinians would have occurred, and a million or more people who have perished would be alive today.

What proof does WHTT have to incriminate World Zionism in a scheme to control Christianity? For proof we offer the words themselves that were planted in the 1967 Edition, 20 years after the State of Israel was created in 1947, and 46 years after Scofield's death. The words tell us that those who control the Oxford Press recreated a bible to misguide Christians and sell flaming Zionism in the churches of America.

There is little reason to believe that Scofield knew or cared much about the Zionist movement, but at some point, he became involved in a close and secret relationship with Samuel Untermeyer, a New York lawyer whose firm still exists today and one of the wealthiest and most powerful World Zionists in America. Untermeyer controlled the unbreakable thread that connected him with Scofield. They shared a password and a common watering hole--and it appears that Untermeyer may have been the one who provided the money that Scofield himself lacked. Scofield's success as an international bible editor without portfolio and his lavish living in Europe could only have been accomplished with financial aid and international influence.

This connection might have remained hidden, were it not for the work of Joseph M. Canfield, the author and researcher who discovered clues to the thread in Scofield family papers. But even had the threads connecting Scofield to Untermeyer and Zionism never been exposed, it would still be obvious that that connection was there. It is significant that Oxford, not Scofield, owned the book, and that after Scofield's death, Oxford accelerated changes to it. Since the death of its original author and namesake, The Scofield Reference Bible has gone through several editions. Massive pro-Zionist notes were added to the 1967 edition, and some of Scofield's most significant notes from the original editions were removed where they apparently failed to further Zionist aims fast enough. Yet this edition retains the title, "The New Scofield Reference Bible, Holy Bible, Editor C.I. Scofield." It's anti-Arab, Christian subculture theology has made an enormous contribution to war, turning Christians into participants in genocide against Arabs in the latter half of the 20th century.

C.E. Carlson, Rense 4 Comments [12/1/2015 3:32:57 AM]
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Quote# 120965

The Devil recruits people in every generation to worship and serve him, in exchange for wealth, pleasures and the glory of this world. These wicked people are called Luciferians! (which include the Illuminati, Hollywood, the mainstream media, et cetera).

There is a hierarchal satanic power structure. The Great Pyramid pictured to the right can be divided into three sections. The top capstone is the ruling Luciferian elite. The upper portion of the pyramid base are the supervisors (top politicians, educators, newsmedia moguls, CEO's, religious leaders and other top influential figures). And then the major portion of the pyramid base are the slaves of humanity. We are now living in the end times (as foretold by the dreams God gave to Nebuchadnezzar in the book of Daniel), in which Luciferians are preparing the world to embrace the coming man of sin, the Antichrist.

In order to prepare the masses of the world to receive the “man of sin” (2nd Thessalonians 2:3), they must become a people tolerate of sin. This is why in western civilization we are seeing all the stops being pulled out, flooding society with all manner of licentiousness, perversion, amoral behavior (no morals), violence, bigotry against Christians, massive theft and dishonesty. “The Trouble With A Transgendered Generation” (a needful red-hot sermon by Dr. Phil Kidd). The first leader of the World Health Organization (WHO) was a sick-minded liberal named, Gregory Brock Chisholm (1896-1971) said in 1954 that the intentions of the Luciferian elite are to destroy the traditional family, individualism, Christianity and national sovereignty to achieve World Government (aka, a New World Order)...

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 2 Comments [8/7/2016 5:20:12 AM]
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