When I was new, I asked Satan during a ritual "Who are you?" I had no clue. I believed him to be some sort of spirit, but the voices in my head and my interaction with him indicated he is a real being. Very soon after in less than 24 hours following the ritual, I came across the Luciferian Liberation Front.I knew this was an answer to my question.
I have spent years studying a variety of occult subjects. In addition, I have had many experiences and have learned from the experiences of others, both clergy and laity. The evidence of alien extra-terrestrials is overwhelming. In the Egyptian images and monoliths, the pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion and the spaces between the pyramids correlate with the distance of the stars in the belt of Orion.
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It is a given, that everyone familiar with UFO's and aliens, knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion. Also, it is recorded in the xian bible, when Moses asked to see "god's" face- the alien replied that no one could see him face to face- (Exodus 33: 20-23). Obviously, this being does not resemble a human being.
Many of us have seen Satan. He has nothing to hide. Satan and his Demons, (as well as some of the "angels" of the xian bible and their cohorts) are of the aliens they call "Nordics." [...] Nordics are frequently seen accompanied by greys. These Nordics are those who are normally hostile to humanity. Azazel told me "they are abominable" (referring to the greys, when I asked about them communicating with him on a Ouija Board).
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Eh? How is lining some pyramids up with some extremely visible stars in the sky "overwhelming" evidence of Extra-terrestrials?
A couple of logical steps short of a picnic there, Maxine.
Some of these websites say the Nordics(the blonde-haired, blue-eyed aliens are on our side or even created us.
Others say they are the evil ones.
Why hasn't someone compiled all these conspiracy theories together and turned it into a sci-fi movie. I'd pay to go see that.
Funny, because I spent years studying a variety of occult subjects too, and yet my conclusions are completely different.
The thing is that kind of occultism actually has some very interesting psychological and philosophical points once you get past the surface image. All those rituals and demons are symbolic at best and obfuscatory at worst. They are designed to give the magician tools to manipulate his own psyche and to manipulate the perceptions of people around him while simultaneously serving to throw off people like you who take it all at face value. None of it is literally true. These entities don't exist, except perhaps in the mind of the magician. It is most certainly not about an interstellar war. I'm sure the likes of Aleister Crowley and Anton LaVey spent many many hours laughing at people like you.
I first misread "...knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion" as "...knows GAYS and reptilians..."
Had to do a double-take, and was a bit disappointed to find out what it really read. I thought I'd come across an entirely new stereotype!
"Many of us have seen Satan. He has nothing to hide."
Really? Who cuts his hair, and how much does he weigh?
All other nuttiness aside:
the pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion
You do know that the planet earth rotates, don't you? Don't you?
Ahh, never mind. The high priestess bought a one-way ticket on the crazy train to Crazyville.
@ Doubting Thomas
All other nuttiness aside: The pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion
You do know that the planet earth rotates, don't you? Don't you?
That was my first thought; if anything is "pointed towards" any stars, isn't it also pointed at about half of what's out there? It's sorta like saying Babe Ruth pointed to the bleachers when he swung his bat.
Obviously, he was signaling his Nordic alien friends on Orion.
"I have spent years studying a variety of occult subjects. In addition, I have had many experiences and have learned from the experiences of others, both clergy and laity. The evidence of alien extra-terrestrials is overwhelming. In the Egyptian images and monoliths, the pyramids are spaced and directed towards the constellation of Orion and the spaces between the pyramids correlate with the distance of the stars in the belt of Orion."
PROTIP: The film "Stargate" is not a documentary.
"It is a given, that everyone familiar with UFO's and aliens, knows greys and reptilians are devoid of emotion."
David Icke, is that you?!
Becoming involved in religions, the occult, and/or groups who push beliefs in greys and reptilian aliens are just about equally stupid. Catch a clue, get a life, take your meds.
So the pyramids are laid out like Orion's belt, so what. Why does it have to be aliens that laid out the pyramids? Why couldn't the Eygptians have had this conversation:
"You know what would be cool? What if we laid out these pyramids like those stars?"
"Dude, that would be so cool!"
I think this person is a victim of the schizophrenia conspiracy.
In other words, somebody get the straitjackets.
The website this came from is hilarious in its own right. Full of delicious lunacy.
A word to the wise, Maxine, if you are hearing voices, you need medical help.
> I have spent years studying a variety of occult subjects.
When I was 16 I read all the books on the occult (and related subjects) which my local library stocked, about six shelves worth. I came to the conclusion that it was all shit and idiocy, and nothing I've seen or heard in the 30 years since has given me any reason to reconsider.
Paranoid schizophrenia, ho!
"Many of us have seen Satan. He has nothing to hide. Satan and his Demons, (as well as some of the "angels" of the xian bible and their cohorts) are of the aliens they call "Nordics." [...] Nordics are frequently seen accompanied by greys. These Nordics are those who are normally hostile to humanity. Azazel told me "they are abominable" (referring to the greys, when I asked about them communicating with him on a Ouija Board)."
The Greys and the Nordics are actually one and the same species, called the Asgard. They are pretty nice guys overall. Satan is Sokar, a Goa'uld. The Goa'uld are an entire species of insanely evil galactic conquerors and natural enemies of the Asgard. Azazel is probably some Tollan nerd who likes to screw with you. An intersidereal troll, if you prefer.
Don't worry, Maxine, those nice young men in their clean white coats are coming to take you away, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.
*facepalm*
Somebody, get Picard, please?
Also, this is wackier than Revelation.
"When I was new..."
You were never new. You got old faster than the last Boy Band, whoever they were.
Protect yourself against floods. Buy flood insurance.
This is what happens when William Schnoebelen and Erich von Däniken have a surrogate child together. I can't even bring myself to laugh at this, it's so stupid.
Actually, now that I reread this, this fundie may well be a Satanist. At no point does she speak negatively about Satan, and she calls Christians "xtians", which is only done by people who are against that religion. And her name is "Maxine"... Maxine Dietrich, is that you?!
For those not in the know, reading through any of Maxine's webshites is a real treat.
She is a theistic Satanist and a total fundy. She believes in a literal Satan, literal demons and literal "magick". She claims that Satanism is man's original religion but space aliens and Jews created Christianity to trick people.
She's also a vicious anti-semite and is married to a Neo-Nazi.
To top off the trifecta cake, she espouses David Icke level crazy conspiracies about the Jews, the Catholic Church and the Reptilians that are just so off the wall.
Y'know, I confess that even I'm sometimes open to weird, metaphysical stuff...BUT EVEN THIS IS WEIRDSVILLE TO ME!!!
A world-salad of Satan, UFOS, Aliens, Angels, Godde, etc. THE HELL?!!!
This chick's High Octaine WEIRDNESS Fuel!!!
"I asked Satan during a ritual "Who are you?"
So you're a Vorlon, eh Maxine? But I thought all Vorlons were called 'Kosh'?! X3
[/"Babylon 5"] [/nerd]
No Maxine, you are the aliens.
And then Maxine was a demon. [/meme]
You know how humongous the distance between Orion's stars is, right? And even if they did align, how would that prove they were built by/for aliens?
I would advise you to do less acid trips and take a couple classes. Jeez, I don't get to see that much condensed bovine excrement very often.
Ah yes, Maxine Dietrich. She is one of my long-time favorites and is a rare breed -- a fundamentalist Satan worshiper.
Street Sharks pretty much nails it. Maxine is married to a Neo-Nazi and is herself highly anti-Semetic. She believes that Satan is the father of all humanity and that he wants to save us from the Jews.
One of my favorite parts of her website is her wackt
Testimonials Page . It is exactly like a fundamentalist Christian testimonials page with "Satan" substituted for "Jesus" and "demons" substituted for "angels/saints."
Life-changing stuff, I suppose... (if you're psychotic and need an emotional crutch but can't stand Christianity, that is...)
When I was new, I asked Satan during a ritual "Who are you?"
Had you stopped here, I would have ignored you completely. I'd have thought you were a Satanist of some sort and describing your religion. Strange, yes, but no weirder than a Christian saying they pray to Jesus or a Muslim to Allah.
Then you keep going. Why must you people always keep going?
The sad is is, that she actually took the Luciferian Liberation Front for being real and dead serious. That woman is so stupid that she doesn't even recognize satire when she sees it. But that isn't even the worst: she mixes satanism with anti-semitism (two things that don't work for various reasons). Giving the whole satanic scene a more bad reputation than all these "ritual serial killers" together.
Confused?
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