It does not take a broad mind to accept homosexuality. It takes a sick mind. Have you ever been to a gay parade. These people have a screw loose. The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal. There are no gay animals. Animals do not have sex for pleasure. We happen to be the only mammals capable of that.
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I helped organize an LGBT youth event, how screwed up muct I be?
And I guess you haven't heard of the gay penguins at Edinburgh Zoo then?
It does not take a broad mind to accept homosexuality. It takes a sick mind. Have you ever been to a gay parade. These people have a screw loose. The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal. There are no gay animals. Animals do not have sex for pleasure. We happen to be the only mammals capable of that.
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"There are no gay animals. Animals do not have sex for pleasure. We happen to be the only mammals capable of that."
Wrong, wrong and thrice wrong.
You know, garhill67, reading something else than your Bible would do you some good.
"Biological Exuberance" (Bruce Bagemihl, St-Martin's Press, 1999), for one; the author herein collects every instance of homosexual behavior among animals recorded by ethologists (this big word designates (names) those science folks who study animal behavior).
'There are no gay animals', eh? We have seen instances of gay butterflies , male dolphins quite enjoy orgies, and among several species of birds, two male partners seem to better raise their chick than do heterosexual partners (they're even called 'superparents').
In other words, you fail. Hard.
@ #387906:
Darn, I totally forgot our über-cool cousins...
Even if it were true that there were no gay animals, since when should we behave like animals do?
When you think about it, how does an animal know that having sex will result in a baby? Thus, the only motive (in their minds) for sex might actually be pleasure, or to scratch an itch, or something. We don't really know "why" animals have sex, they just do, and babies happen to result from them.
Animals do not have sex for pleasure.
Is that why they kill each other over it?
Have you ever been to a gay parade. These people have a screw loose.
Some people would say the same thing about the Shriners' parade or the New Orleans Mardi Gras.
"The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal."
Right, all you science-ish types out there. You know what you've gotta get working on now, don't you?
Animals do not have sex for pleasure.
This has nothing to do with the truth, other than being the opposite of it. Animals have sex for NO REASON OTHER THAN pleasure
So, by your rationale, since animals also don't get married, should we even have marriage as humans, or should we merely mate with whatever woman comes our way?
Women can't get women pregnant, eh?
Well, lemme show you some folks I know who've found a VERY creative use for a turkey baster...
"The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal."
Oh, good, so in ten years when biotech makes at least woman-woman babies possible, you'll stop harassing teh gays? good.
"There are no gay animals."
Wrong. there is homosexual activity in many animals, including all mammals.
"Animals do not have sex for pleasure."
Wrong. Pig Orgasms.
There may be some weirdos during a gay pride parade (OH NOEZ! TEH DRAG KWEENZS! HIDE TEH CHILLUNS!!!1!) but:
"Animals do not have sex for pleasure." So when a dog humps your leg, he's NOT doing it for pleasure?
'Cause he sure ain't doin' it for Scooby Snacks.
"Animals do not have sex for pleasure"
If animals really had sex because they were aware of, and obeying God's 'gonad laws', I think they would be pretty pissy at God for not giving them an afterlife. (A mindless observation, yes, but what else can you do with this mess of a post? Seriously counter his weighty arguments?)
@adam
Yeah, as I recall it, they have to be really careful setting up those swim with the dolphin things, as they can get a little...ah...friendly.
If you believe there are no gay animals I suggest you read "And Tango Made Three" a children's book based on the true story of two 'gay' penguins adopting an ophan chick. Oh, wait, all you fundies tried to get the book banned.
There are many instances of gay animals, you just don't know about them because you have never researched the subject because they, of course, do not exist.
Do these flamingoes know that?
A pair of flamingos have become proud foster parents after they took an abandoned chick under their wings at the Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust, in Slimbridge, Gloucestershire, Great Britain. But this probably doesn't sound unusual, until you know that the birds, Carlos and Fernando, are two male Greater Flamingos. Despite both being male, they had resorted to stealing eggs from other pairs as they sought to fulfil their desperate desire to start a family of their own. Link
But you could always claim the article is a fake, I suppose.
The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal.
There are no gay animals. Animals do not have sex for pleasure.
Want to try and explain that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals#Some_selected_species_and_groups
/The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal./
So, the day a sterile man can get a woman pregnant or a sterile woman can become pregnant is the day that childless marriages become normal? Oh, wait, they already are. Hypocrite.
@garhill67: The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal. There are no gay animals.
Whiptail lizard sez: "You are made of awphul and phail!"
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