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I was watching the landscaping people at these new apartments. They brought in pallets of grass sod. Then they would pick up a piece at a time and lay it on the bare ground. It would lift right off the stack of grass.

Well, some of the pallets of grass sod sat there for a few weeks without being used. It sat through the sun and the rain, just the right things to help it grow.

When they came back to pull off the top piece of sod, it was difficult to lift it, because the roots started to go INTO the sod piece below it. It took some pulling, but they were able to lift each piece off.

There were several other pallets, however, that they were not able to use because the demon roots, I mean grass roots, grew through each piece of sod so much, that it was like ONE piece of sod stacked up. The whole pallet had to be cut up and destroyed.

Demons work just like the grass sod. When they enter INTO you, they look for a good spot that is not already taken, and then they let their roots start hooking on to everything it can. The longer the demon has been IN you, the further his root system is IN you.

If you have ever tried to pull up grass by the roots, it is a tough job. Sometimes you think you got all he roots, but it grows back. What do you do? You pull some more!

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