[Responding to "time is a concept created by man"]
Uh, lol.. Time is the movement of the atomic structure at a given speed via energy from the ether that comes directly from God the Son
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Ironically, the one part of the quote I can believe is that ether is somehow involved in its creation...
Balderdash. Time is an abstract concept. It can represent the relationship between different entities at different points in space, but viewed like that, it's really only an intermediary value in simultaneous equations of position. As for aether, it has never been proven to exist - the Michelson Morley experiment, devised expressly to do so, was a total negative result, and led, of course, to the development of relativity (a far more interesting concept).
The words are English, and some of them sound kinda sciency, but there's no science content (or sanity content, for that matter) in the post.
Okay, I'll buy the God the Son deal...but how is time derived from speed (distance over, you guessed it, time).
This is what happens when you take a dictionary of terms from science, and dictionary of terms from mythology, combine them, and plug them into a random word generator.
ooooh big words, he must be right.
"Time is the movement of the atomic structure at a given speed "
But speed is a rate of change of distance over time. So time (T) is a movement at a given rate of change of distance (dx) over time (T).
T = dx/T, T^2 = dx, T = sqrt(dx).
Hmm, apparently time is measured in "root-inches" in whatever bizarro world you hail from.
Time is a totally artificial concept invented by the International Brethren of Clockmakers and stands still every time the battery in my watch goes flat.
Well, no it isn't - but my scenario is no more ridiculous than your usual Goddidit crap.
Confused?
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